Well?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Come here you blue Chiss freak!

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Sorry I'm late you greasy mule.

[Marcus Telcontar]

You make me puke, like a bottle of Fosters

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Your stench could repulse maggots

[Marcus Telcontar]

A@@clown

[Jyanis Scorpion]

S@@@cowboy

[Lilaena De'Ville]

...Ahhh, good times, good times....

:)

*ducks flying insults* :eek

[Marcus Telcontar]

Do you grease your chaps before putting them on?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Do you prefer a live turkey or a dead one?

[Marcus Telcontar]

I heard you discovered a new use for sheep.

Wool

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Yeah I got tired shaving it off your mom's back.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Mark..does your face hurt?

Because its KILLING me!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

y0 momma wears army boots

[Marcus Telcontar]

LD - did someooone hit you with the ugly stick?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

No...looks like they got to you first.

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Oh so we're going back to the 80's? Convenient for you since your hair would be in style now.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Look whose talking, man with the mullet cut

[Marcus Telcontar]

And LD - Are these your ugly pills?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I thought they were Jyanis'.....

[Jyanis Scorpion]

I'll take those, thank you.

Hey LD, what's up with that picture? You look like you're trying to get a good sniff of that armpit.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Then your the one with the mullet cut?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

I'm the one with the washed hair.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Washed with what? A cow pat?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

.....SO!?


:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

It's a lic of LD using her underarm B.O. to knock someone out

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey Jyanis...did it hurt?


...when you SHOT UP FROM HELL!?!?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hey LD - When did the zoo allow day trips for their monkeys?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

I'd come up with a counter to that but I'm busy wondering where in that pic your left hand is going???

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:mischief

[Marcus Telcontar]

She's itchy from a crab infection

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You're itchy from a lice invasion.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Eats lice ::

Crunchy

I hear when you take off your shoes, they issue a bio hazzard warning

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I hear when you take a shower that...wait...never mind. You don't take showers.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your so filthy, the dirt on you forms a anti - soap layer

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You're so dirty your kittens don't want to PLAY WITH YOU! HA HA HA!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your so filthy there are new lifeforms in your arm pits

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You're so hairy, they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" in your shower.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your such a genetic throwback, they shaved you off and taught you how to use a knife and fork - after you climbed out of the tree of course

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile - traffic slows down...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your eyes are so bloodshot, they are used for landing lights

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm so drunk, you're almost good looking!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

test :love

[Marcus Telcontar]

Not even a horny teenager high on crystal meth would find your pizza of a face attractive

[Alpha]

Well aren't you three just a waste of two billion years of evolution....

[Kelt Simoson]

Alpha you stink so much they issue everyone in your town improved labratory gas masks for survival!

[Alpha]

No that was just one of Mark's powerhouse farts that they smelled over here. :)

[ReaperFett]

I would say something, but I doubt you're braincells could process it, peons

[Alpha]

Try it, fool.

[ReaperFett]

Whats the point? Any word above three letters confuses you

[Alpha]

funny...confuse didn't confuse me...

Is it my fault you're confusing me for you? I mean with all those chicks bashing your brains out...

[ReaperFett]

Well, you're close to being classified as female

[Alpha]

Oh, that stung...

Are you always an idiot, Fett, or just when I'm around?

[ReaperFett]

Just when you're around, I dont you to feel out of your depth in the gene pool

[Alpha]

I'm quite comfortable in my end of the gene pool. you on the other hand are drowning in yours. But I guess that's not so bad. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case, they're nothing.

[Xazor Elessar]

Brains......yum.........

I mean, I'm a Jedi......*think Jedi.....think Jedi......" :lol

Ooooo, post # 3069 for me!!! :lol :lol :lol

[Alpha]

Xaz~Talk is cheap. but that's OK - so are you.

(You have now entered the most insulting thread in the Trading Base. Careful of flaming objects. :))

[ReaperFett]

Damn ALpha, nice of you to start off easy on her :)


She may be cheap, but unlike you, she has a price that doesnt only involve the number 0

[Alpha]

I know...I'm so nice. :)

Fett~I can see your verbosity is exceeded only by your sheer stupidity...

[ReaperFett]

Hey, Alph, heard a funny story about you. You know how when a baby is born, a doctor slaps it to check it is alright? Well, I heard then when you were born, you were so ugly they turned it into a group exercise

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol!!

Alpha, someone called me today and was questioning me about you. They said: "Hey, I was wondering if the rumor that Alpha eats -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- on rye is true or not?" I laughed and couldn't stop for a moment, but then I replied, "No, it's not true....he just eats the -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR-!!!:lol

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

Xazor is a potty mouth.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Daanarri Gives changes from a 1 dollar bill after sex

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

Daanarri is only eight!! :eek

[Marcus Telcontar]

Daanarri needs to see a psychologist then

[Kelt Simoson]

Marcus's arm pit hair is so long the hair dresses put it into pig tails for him.

[ReaperFett]

I wouldn't say Marcus smells, but even the horseflys complain about his stench

[Alpha]

Even over here they do...

Ya know, I don't know what Marcus's problem is, but I bet it's really hard to prounounce.

Xazor~Why do I even bother? If you went to a mind reader they wouldn't bother charging!

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol!!

Alpha~ Welcome to Looserville.....population: one......you!

:lol Okay, it's an oldy but a goody.

And I am not a potty mouth!!! :lol Do you see piss coming out from my lips??? ;) :lol :lol :lol

[ReaperFett]

................no, that answer would just stretch the boundaries of decency :)

[Sejah Haversh]

Just like your huge gut stretches the boundaries of your sweatpants...

[Xazor Elessar]

Look who's talkin', weasel boy! ;)

[Sejah Haversh]

Oh, yeah, forgot... *Looks in mirror*

Aw, man, I'm pretty.

[Xazor Elessar]

Pretty ugly.......


:lol :lol :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

And when you look in mirrors, they explode

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

:cry:cry *runs home to her big brother*

[Sejah Haversh]

Well, at least I don't have to pretend I'm a man like Xaxor does when I go out in public.

[Kelt Simoson]

Thats not what i heard Sejah, i heard you like to dress in skirts.

[Sejah Haversh]

Yeah, but I just can't off that lavendar cocktail dress the way yo do, Kelt. You really work that thing for all its worth.

[Kelt Simoson]

Yeah im the best at that Sejah, However you just cant resist those frilly knickers with the flowers can you?

[Sejah Haversh]

Not you, that's for sure.

[Kelt Simoson]

Oh...and that matching bra to go with it....however i doubt that will get the girls to floak to you..try something diffrent :)

[Sejah Haversh]

I see you speak form experience... Or did Alpha give you the same advive?

[Kelt Simoson]

Sejah,Sejah, Sejah.....i feel your lack of memory is letting you down...YOU told me about it a few days ago over AOL...man...i think its time for the doctors again.

[Alpha]

Oh now I'm getting skewered by the vermin-man...

Xaz~Your ancestors must number in the thousands. It's really hard to understand how so many people can be to blame for producing something like you.
Fett~All that you are, you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them some used toilet-roll and get back in credit with them?
Kelt~You should learn from your parents' mistakes - get sterilised now!
Sejah~You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer, and you came along.

[ReaperFett]

Woo, insulting the family Alph. I'd do the same for you, but being as your family tree looks more like a stick, I will let you off :)

[Alpha]

What's wrong Fett? Don't you get any attention back home?

[ReaperFett]

THe only attention you get is from "Big Bob"

[Alpha]

Let me give you some helpful instructions Fetty: Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.

[ReaperFett]

But in your case, you dont want to remove your head from Big Bobs, right?





:)

[Alpha]

lol!!1

I have no comeback for that one. I bow to the mastre...*bow* :D

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Lady Vader]

*:headbash Fett.*

:D

[ReaperFett]

SHe doesnt insult, she wins with the hammer :)

[Xazor Elessar]

Alpha~Do us all a favor and get a makeover....to look like a man!!

:lol

Sejah~At least when I pretend to be a man, I do a better job than you...the supposed "real thing".

:lol

[Alpha]

I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

[Sejah Haversh]

Well, Xazor, I think part of why you can pull it off better is beacuse of that flat chest of yours. I mean, I've seen sheets plywood with better curves.

[Kelt Simoson]

Sejah your hair is so greasy a couple of local businessmen came to see you last week on extracting the grease and using it for cooking purposes.

[Sejah Haversh]

*ahem* Kelt, you can't use the subject word twice in the insult like that, it loses all its punch. You should have used 'oil' instead of the second 'grease', and it would have flowed better. Sorry to be nitpicky, but I do like my insults to be proper. (And it's fur, you nitwit!)

---

Kelt, if you picked up an electric guitar, Chad Kroger would have to surrender his "Ugliest Person in Rock and Roll" title.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Xazor's bra fits better when worn backwards on her.

[Xazor Elessar]

And my bra fits even better when worn by Marcus!


:lol ROFLMAO!

EDIT: Marcus, both of our post counts end with 95 :lol

[Kelt Simoson]

Sejah your butt is is so full of hot air that when that man went around the world in a hot air balloon and finaly set down on the ground again, he thanked you for all your hot air on the day of the take off.

and if you had not noticed before you stupid mongoose, fur is hair!

[Taylor Millard]

Which you seem to have plenty of. Go take a bath ya scraggly British git!

Sorry I'm late. :D

[Sejah Haversh]

Kelt, I'm sorry you're so obtuse. And fur isn't hair, BTW, it has a different cellular stucture. That's why people can be allergic to cats and dogs, but not the hair on their head, or otehr people's hair.

---

Kelt, when you walk down the street, do people ask you what you did with your 'Nam Vetran' sign?

[Hunk]

I'm sorry, I could make out any of this thread, I'm not fluent in moron

[Alpha]

Really? I thought that was your original language...