I Want To Speak With The Administrator!!!

[Wytchy Woman]

Just because I posted in the Out of Character forum that I was going to be...one year older than 39...doesn't mean I want you posting that on the front page for the whole SW world to see!!:mad I don't mind you posting that it is my birthday, but please don't put that ugly number after my name!
I mean the roleplaying creatures are my friends and I don't really mind them knowing that I am now...one year older than 39...:\ but that doesn't doesn't mean you have to spread it around:verymad
Apparently, you didn't get enough spankings when you were little :spank or you would know better than to embarrass your poor mama that way!!
And no I won't say the "F" word - the one that is just one digit up from 39 :D

[ReaperFett]

The f word? Fifteen? :)


BTW, that comes from you putting your birthday in when you register

[Sanis Prent]

*cough*PM*cough* ;) :mneh

[ReaperFett]

No way, this is too good for a PM :)

[Wytchy Woman]

Yes, I suppose I could have just sent Shawn a PM, but this is much more satisfying. I knew my birthdate would appear automatically from my bio, but didn't know it included the number. The good news is that I have until February to think of my revenge. He won't be a teenager anymore for starters.

[Alpha]

Ah...a mom's revenge...I just avoided one of those with my own mom...lol

[TheHolo.Net]

To not include the number(age), you can not include the year when you fill in the year of birth in the birthday section in the user CP.

[Alpha]

Wouldn't that give the 2002 age that pops up?

[TheHolo.Net]

Tests

[TheHolo.Net]

Nope, I just changed my birthdate to 7-25 but selected no year and it shows no age for me but I do show up in the todays birthdays section.

[Alpha]

Oh. How do you get that 2002 year?

[TheHolo.Net]

Dunno

[Alpha]

hmmm...*goes and experiments...:)*

[Jedi Neo]

::Watches Alpha's experements go wild.::

Alpha, your supposed to experement on the date, not on the animals on the date!

[Alpha]

:lol


Same difference...:)

*watches as a mixture of an elephant and a phirana (sp?) goes by*

[Jedi Neo]

::Jedi Neo leans forward to avoid the Lion/Snake creature.::

No, it's not right, because we now have an assortment of unique creatures but what do we do with them.

Sell them, keep them, Eat them?

[Wytchy Woman]

the whole thread was a joke! ;) you know like ha-ha??! like everything that goes wrong in my world today is somehow Shawn's fault???
Am I the only one around here with a (warped) sense of humor?:huh

[ReaperFett]

no way :)

[Alpha]

You really haven't seen my sense of humor if you think that. :)

Neo~I say we eat the ones that look tasty, keep the ones that look like they won't kill us, and sell the others. :)

[Lady Vader]

Warped? We're all freakin warped! :crack:rollin:crack:rollin:crack:rollin:crack

:p

[Khan Surak]

Oh, no. Not LV and her jumping..rolling...faces...a..gain..

*Hypnotzized*

[Gouyen Chee]

Don't feel too bad, brauctions_brat -- I've been 39 for three years now :D (yeah, like it anything to grin about.... :rolleyes )

[Alpha]

I'm 14! :) That's something to grin about...:)

[AmazonBabe]

:: :headbash Alpha. ::

Hush, youngen! Mind your, er, elders... or something. o_O

[Marcus Telcontar]

Brauct*errrr.... cant spell*_brat cute kitten....


Must..... resist.... kitten......

Cant sleep, kittens are mewing
Cant sleep, kittens are mewing
Cant sleep, kittens are mewing....

[ReaperFett]

But Alph, you cant legally do ANYTHING! :)

[Gouyen Chee]

Alpha, just wait til you're 21, then the world's your oyster -- that is, if you like oysters....

[Alpha]

How bout clam? :)

[Gouyen Chee]

Yeah, but oysters have pearls

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, CLams are just good as clackers :)

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*Sympathizes with brauctions brat* :(

I know how you feel. Ive been 29 for ...oh, lets see........15 years now! ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Nothing wrong with getting old

Has long as you do it as disgracefully as possible.

[Alpha]

*heads explodes as he tries to figure out how that could work*

How does that work? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

What, your head exploding? I think it's caused from excess thinking

[ReaperFett]

I cant believe your head just exploded :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Niether can the cleaners in this place. Have you seen how hard it is to get brains out of the carpet?

[Wytchy Woman]

I've had all day to think about it and I've decided that being 40 isn't all that bad:|
Tonight I'm gonna do the same thing I did for my 35th birthday - go get a new tattoo :D sssshhhhhhhh...don't tell shawn:mischief
This time I'm gonna get a big 'B'. B will stand for Butch, my husband's nickname; but if anything ever happens between us, I can always say it stands for b**ch!:angel
Coversation between me and my 79 year old Dad earlier today:
Me: Hi Dad! Wassup?
Me: Dad, could you tell me what today's date is?
Dad: The 25th or 26th, not sure.
Me: Okay, Dad, what month is it?
Dad: I think it is July, what the -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- does it matter?!
Dad: Ohhhhhhh! Happy Birthday!
I think all that viagra is going to his head :p

[ReaperFett]

.....No, I wont say it :)

[Alpha]

Uh...B_B~Your son only needs to look in this thread to know...:) :D :) lol

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

I'll say it cos Im going to take Marcus's advice this time and be disgraceful!!

WHICH HEAD?!?!? :lol

[Wytchy Woman]

Thanks Alpha - out of the mouths of babes. As for you Reaper, I know exactly what your thinking that you won't say. Matter 'fact, I almost typed it myself.

[Shawn]

I already wished her a happy birthday earlier. :)

[ReaperFett]

Daiq, wrong :)

[Wytchy Woman]

I do want to apologize to Alpha's parents (or petri dishes, as the case may be) for my terrible language a few posts ago. I forgot there were children in the room.

[ReaperFett]

it bleeped it

[Wytchy Woman]

Yeah, and speaking of bleeping, why did it bleep the 's' word, but allow the 'b' word? Is one worse than the other? I say a cuss word is a cuss word. Why play favorites? Besides, I actually used the * in both words, as in b**ch and -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR-. touchy touchy

[ReaperFett]

Stop playing with the bleeper ;)

[Alpha]

It's ok. :) They ARE parents btw. :D It's just that w/ the joys of public schools, I've heard those before. :D

[Alpha]

Ya know, that was the first time in a looong while I was actually referred to as a child in this oplace...Well, aside from Fett, but he doesn't count. :)

[ReaperFett]

I dont say you're a child, I just call you Kid :)

[Alpha]

I stand corrected. :)

[ReaperFett]

correct :)

[Alpha]

So I'm correct that I'm corrected? :)

[ReaperFett]

Yup :)

[Alpha]

Ah...ok. :)

[ReaperFett]

Case closed :)

[Alpha]

Pretty much. :)

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

Happy B-day Shawn's Mom:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm like thinking Shawn has got quite a cool mom. I honesty could not imagine mine even beginning to act this way.

And my mum dioesn't like cats.

[Wytchy Woman]

Thank you for the birthday wishes Leia. Marcus, don't worry. The secret of your sad parentage is safe with me. Not like cats?!?!?! What planet is she from?

[Marcus Telcontar]

I have noooooooo idea.


Actually I do. She's allergic to cats. And she doesnt like cats pooping in her manicured garden

[Wytchy Woman]

Ahhhhhhhhhh...allergies I understand. She is to be forgiven and loved like the best of mamas. I can't imagine a life without cats in it. Have you ever thought of giving her a hairless cat? They are so ugly as to be considered "fugly", but a cat nonetheless.

[Alpha]

Cat allergies? :( That's a major bummer...

[Wytchy Woman]

Yes, allergies are a bummer. There are shampoos available nowadays that you can bathe your cats (and dogs) in and it removes the dander, the stuff people are allergic to when they are allergic to animals. It seems like a lot of hassle, but I would do it if I was unlucky enough to be allergic to them. Actually, not only can I not imagine life without cats, I can't imagine a life without a siamese cat. Also, I miss my snake :(

[Alpha]

Snake? Kewl...I used to have a snake...One of my cats ate it...:)

[Wytchy Woman]

How sad, Alpha. Unfortunately, when I moved to the east coast to be with my husband I found alot of people down here had snake phobias, so I found her a good home where she could be handled and out of her cage without people freaking. Her name was Dixie and she was a ball python. I believe ball pythons to be the very best kind of snake to make a pet of, but of course Shawn would disagree with me. His burmese python laid eggs, did you know?

[Alpha]

Yup...He mentioned something about it a while back...:)