Lets Eat Roddy!!!!!!

[Lion El' Jonson]

If you are as disgusted as I am with Sanis' little "pet", Roddy, please post here. I am starting a petition to get Roddy eaten. We'll cook him over an Ion Drive, or something. Of course, we'll need Sanis' permission, and he'll probably just get another weird looking pet, but who cares?

HE'S DOOMED!!!!!!!!!


MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...can we do this?

[Roddy Two]

Leaps onto Lion's head, gnawing on his eyebrow and snarling

[Marcus Telcontar]

Roddy is amusing. He can stay

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Grabs Roddy off of his head and stuffs the disgusting blue freak into a mailbox.......:::

"Damn you, Marcus....I knew this thread was doomed, :lol ."

[Zeke]

Even if Marcus wanted to eat him, I don't think he's edible in the first place...

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Steps back to avoid hte spray of gore when Roddy eats a Padawan or two ::

[Zeke]

I remember reading some of Roddy's posts. Those were funny.

[Lion El' Jonson]

I hearby call this thead closed, before Roddy devours my ship...he's already gnawing through the mailbox...

Marcus, get somebody to kill this thread.

[Marcus Telcontar]

No, I want to see what Roddy does to you

[Dae Jinn]

let's lock them both in a cage! death match! :lol

[Zeke]

I wanna see if Roddy does anything amusing...like when he humped that person's leg that one time....

[Marcus Telcontar]

:x :x :x

[Lion El' Jonson]

I remember the leg humping...I think it was in the "I slept with the admin" thread...or something....

Dae...you're evil.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dae Jinn]

Jealous marcus? :lol


*throws marcus kittens* :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Kittens DO NOT hump legs.

Thankfully

[Zeke]

But Roddy probably humps kitten legs.

[Marcus Telcontar]

O_o o_O :x

[Zeke]

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Growls from behind Lion...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Now I'd liketo see Roddy hump THAT Kitten

[Roddy Two]

Does precisely that, jumping from Lion's face to Cirr's shin

[Zeke]

Neato.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Widens eyes, kicking the monstrosity away

[Zeke]

You kicked Roddy! Poor sucker, it'll probably just make it worse.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Ya...at least that stupid cat thing saved me...

..I hope that guy isn't too attached to his character......

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Pounces from behind, blindsiding Lion, and tackling him through a wall

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Hits a few buttons on his comlink and runs Taa over with his ship:::

"Damnit, I can't hit Roddy...he's too short:::

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Picks ship up, and flings it on top of Lion.

Flexes, proud of her beastly strength :cat

[Lion El' Jonson]

Grrrrr.....stupid C'tarl C'tarl....well, Cizerak.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

:lol

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Runs over Taa with his speederbike, then zooms away before she can get up:::


"MUAHAHAHAHAHA! STUPID ANIMAL!"

[Lady Vader]

*Throws saber at the speeder bike as it zooms by, slicing off the rudder, sending the bike spinning out of control, and exploding into a Sequoia tree.*

Hey! Be nice to the cats! Capice???!!! :verymad

[Lion El' Jonson]

"What are you, Al Capone?"

Lion notices the look on her face...

"...errr, okay, supreme ruler woman of the universe..."

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cats are a protected species here Master Jonson. It would eb well to remember that :p

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

Meow? :) :cat

[Lion El' Jonson]

Who you calling a master? You're the masterhere, I'm just a lowly padawan.......under Master Das....

::: pets kitty, who throws up a cockroach on him:::

...And I have a cat, its name is Skittles...and she doesn't taste like the rainbow...not that I've licked her....:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

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[Marcus Telcontar]

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[Marcus Telcontar]

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[Lion El' Jonson]

Hey, that cat kinda looks like a frog from the side......

[Marcus Telcontar]

Explains why my cat keeps tryign to eat flies then

[Lion El' Jonson]

you and your comp are bad influences on the kitty...

at least I cover up all the porno pics...errr, I didn't say that, right?

Naw, jk, I deplore porno pics, unless somebody else uploads them to a message board...then I feel it's my duty to view them...:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Riiiiggghhhhtttt.....

:: Does some hacking ::

So that is why you also save them on your hard drive?

[Lion El' Jonson]

....lol Marcus.....

If I actually kept pics, I'd stick te on my 40 gig personal hard drive...not that i actually do that...I just keep pirated games on there to bring to friends' houses.......

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Suuuurrrreeeee you do. It's all porn, aint it?

[Lion El' Jonson]

Nope, really games...I'd probably be thrown in Juvie if the police caugh me, I've got JK2, CS, TFC TacOps, Red Alert 2, and a few dozen other games...all donloaded, of course, you don't expect me to actually pay 40 bucks, do you?!

Can you change my CT, Marcus, or whatever that little thingy is with Seeker of Knowledge on it....it annoys me....grrrr

[Marcus Telcontar]

After the porn comment are you sure about that? I tend to change people's CT's based on their word mistakes

[Lion El' Jonson]

Gah!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

How about something out of my profile...though that kinda insults you, as well......:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I have noticed.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Well, change it....I dont like still being a seeker of knowledge with 300 posts......

[Marcus Telcontar]

You wish is my sadistic desire

[Lion El' Jonson]

Hey, I like it! It's a riot...besides, I'll just get some mod to change it when I decide I don't like it...but it's a scream right now...

...you sick sadistic Jedi Master,lol.

[Marcus Telcontar]

And I always can change it back when I feel sadistic again

[Zeke]

What if that drunk Gungan sees that? He'll freak.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Maybe the drunk gungan has a good supply

[Lion El' Jonson]

...Bar Bar Drinks? Naw, he'll probably just try to eat my CT...:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Or hump it's leg

[Lion El' Jonson]

...naw, I'll leave that up to Roddy...come to think of it, this is actually the "eat roddy" thread.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Maybe Roddy would be flavoursome to a Gungan?

[Lion El' Jonson]

Or maybe Roddy will understand them better than I do...

WTF is a Heyblibber, or a Gasser?!??!?!?!?!

Some kinds of demented sex machines?!?!?!?

[Marcus Telcontar]

A..... what....?

[Lion El' Jonson]

Jar Jar said he was banished from Otoh Gunga cuz he:

"Boomed' da gasser and crashed der' bosses heyblibber"...NOW WHAT ARE THEY?!?!?!?

I think we need The Can, before I unleash my Instant Noodle Box of Corniness on the world...

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm sure I want to know, especially if it is anything to do with Gungan porn

[Lion El' Jonson]

Lol, probably not, since Episode 1 was so kid-arrized that it needed a barf-bag to sit through...:lol

G'Night, folks....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, I dont know if it was quite THAT bad. Rerally, remove a couple of things and it's really quite good for anyone.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Like Jake Lloyd!

Eats him! :cat

[Marcus Telcontar]

Agh, Lloyd was just a kid actor. Cant expect anything great out of him. Now the unnecessary poop and fart jokes and a bit of Jar Jar toing down would not go astray

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Those I didn't mind. But Jake really raised my ire.

Then again, even Mark Hamill had his moments (POWER CONVERTERS)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, I do have to admit I could see why Jake could frazzle people badly. I guess a yippe or two didnt help, but U think the fact is, no kid could act in front of a blue screen to something that isnt there. Lucas loves his blue screen just a bit too much.... how can an actor always mentally project what is supposed to be there all the time?

[Zeke]

Yeah...I didn't think it was that bad either. Apart from Jar Jar, I think it was all done fairly well.

[Bar Bar Drinks]

The Gungans were misrepresented! They were cool, they're not all stupid morons like Jar Jar! Captain Tarpals was cool because he led the army against the Droids and he stabbed Jar Jar when he tried to go back to Otoh Gunga. Boss Nass even tried to get the Jedi killed by sending them through the core. But for the whole movie, the only Gungan that's ever really on screen is JAR JAR BINKS! And everyone hates Jar Jar because he's an idiot that doesn't quite fit the serious style of Star Wars, and thus, everyone hates the Gungans. And no, I don't have any Gungan porn.

[Lion El' Jonson]

I think that the main problem was that: THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS A KID!!!!!

I mean, there's no way around it, since he had to be that young otherwise Vader woulda been 70 or 80 or something...but jesus, what happened to the sex scenes?

I agree that Jar Jar kinda killed it, but there were some kool scenes:

The podrace, the big army battle...I didn't like the space fight, it was really short and small.....*cough* death-star *cough* :lol

[Zeke]

Yeah. I liked the podrace scene the best, along with the 2 vs 1 lightsaber duel. Maul is cool, but if he could have fought them both with a single blade, he'd be cooler. Dual sabers are just cheap.

[Lion El' Jonson]

...they're impressive, though....

... think the dual sabers was an exar kun ripoff....maybe it's a sith thing....