Thought of the Day

[Marcus Telcontar]

Why would a civilization of superior beings travel the who-knows-how-many light years from their own planet to earth just to destroy crops, mutilate cattle and anal probe some rednecks? Granted, some of those rednecks could use a good anal probing, but still.

DISCLAIMER: This is a troll and I am a lunatic

[Sanis Prent]

The same reason we have Steve Irwin.

[Marcus Telcontar]

The next time you go driving, take a look outside your window at the morons out there. Think of what they're doing, and where they're going. Now think: could any of those people tell you how a carburetor works? Do they have *any* idea what's under the hood, aside from horses? Remember; some of them find professional wrestling entertaining.

So maybe we're not being visited by the cream of the alien crop. Just because you have a car doesn't denote you're superiority.

[Sanis Prent]

Around these parts, most people *can* tell you those things. They're fairly automobile experienced here.

[Marcus Telcontar]

They're a dying breed now

[Roddy Two]

Well, we tend not to send our mechanics to penal colonies :mneh

[Marcus Telcontar]

I think the crop-circles are "the aliens" way to "light a bag of cr*p" on our porch, making us look like idiots running around trying to find out "who did it". A lot of them look nice, though.

[Sanis Prent]

Alien graffiti...interesting thought.

I dunno...the thing that made me freak was when they took a kernel of wheat from one circle, passed a magnet over it, and the wheat jumped to the magnet! :eek

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.circlemakers.org/totc2002.html

Some are these are plain art

[Marcus Telcontar]

Somewhere in orbit...

CmdrZarx: Have the communications gone out, 3rd-blue-grade solider Narx?

Narx: Yes, excellency. Soon the humans will quake in fear when they learn of our... I'm sorry, excellency.. I'm receiving some rather disturbing news over the sub-ether...

CmdrZarx: What is it, Narx?

Narx: Uh... the humans have made their own circles, and are running a sweepstakes.. they seem very popular... wait.. something about a 'Led Zeppelin'...

CmdrZarx: No no no.. a zeppelin? Don't they know those circles are our parking instructions!?! Forget it, invade immediately.

[Sanis Prent]

lol...we've got to stop them NOW!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

The last time I did crop circles was with a HQ Holden V8 ute, out in the back paddock. Now that was some circle work

[Sanis Prent]

The only crop circle I've done was peeing while spinning around, after tanking a liter of Jim.

[Marcus Telcontar]

The same could be done by swinging a dog around in a circle.

[Sanis Prent]

Yes, but you lose the fun Beam experience :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Now that be true. Although being a non drinker, its not like I know the relief of a Beam Pee

[Alpha]

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