They broke up!

[Admiral Lebron]

Angelina Jolie left Billy Bob! w00t! w00t! Yes, I know. Another excuse for me to make a thread about how hot she is...But, she left him! Yay! Man shes hot.

[Sanis Prent]

Angelina Ho-lie...I wouldn't touch her with a kryptonite crucifix smeared with antibacterial salve and napalm.

Yes, she can look pretty, but hell, even chlamydia sounds like the name of a flower...

[ReaperFett]

So, we'll find out if the rumour about the Jolie/THornton contract is true now

[JonathanLB]

She is hot, I like her. She's a weird girl, but come on, wouldn't touch her with blah blah blah? Hell I'd do her anyday. lol.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I wouldn't. Agree with Sanis I do

[JMK]

I'd deal with the consequences later! Bragging rights first and foremost!

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[JonathanLB]

Whatever. I think a lot of guys just like saying that, but I'd do any hot celebrity without thinking about it for more than like two seconds, lol. I mean come on, Jolie is hot as hell. Good lord.

[Admiral Lebron]

I think she was like had the perfect body or whatever on E.

[JonathanLB]

She is the perfect woman as far as looks, haha. Nice lips, great boobs, great face, and superb build :)

But she is WEIRD. She is one of Hollywood's weirdest, but who cares. She's doable. :)

[Loki Ahmrah]

She's got a wonderful body, amazing eyes and really full lips complimenting a great smile; I hate the term "hot" to describe a girl/woman, it doesn't do them justice. :p

My only beef with Jolie is that she rarely smiles in pictures and pouts with those lips making them look big and her look equally awful - smile for the camera love, don't look like you're in pain. :(

[ReaperFett]

Maybe she is in pain :)

[JonathanLB]

I like her pouty lips.

One of my favorite things about Alicia Silverstone, and why she was like my first celebrity crush (I still love her, lol) is because she has these great pouty lips ;)

[Admiral Lebron]

Angelina is mine. Back you fiends!

[Loki Ahmrah]

Those are great lips - they could really come in useful too. However if she kept changing the colour of her lipstick you could end up with a rainbow-coloured... :smokin

[JonathanLB]

Oh boy, LOL. Lovely image :)

[Jinn Fizz]

All I wanna know is, who's going to get custody of the burial plots? :p :p :p

[ReaperFett]

Will they give each others blood back? :)

[JMK]

Real good though, they adopt a kid, then split up. Makes total sense. :rolleyes
On the other hand, Billy Bob Thornton may be making a run at the record for most marriages. What was this one? His fourth? Her second? Maybe she'll go for the record too. Who's been married and divorced the most, does anyone know? I think Farrah Fawcett has been at the altar a few times, no?

[ReaperFett]

But JMK, we've never heard much about Billy Bob wanting a kid. That could be the reason.

[JMK]

All I heard was that THEY wanted to adopt. Did he leave her an ultimatum? Adopt and I'm gone? So much for all that talk of being "soulmates" or however they described themselves.

[ReaperFett]

I heard THEY, but interviews were HER :)


But it seems him going on tour caused a problem. It could be where she was annoyed he went off without her, he was annoyed she adopted, and so on

[JMK]

Typical celebrity stuff. Look at it this way, they both recently put out a movie to DVD in which they have pretty explicit sex scenes. Maybe that played a role too?

[ReaperFett]

COme on, Jolie has had so many sex scenes, it's as if her and Jennifer Connelly are competing for which Oscar winner has been seen naked the most ;)










(And that git Banderas was involved for both in one film :))

[JMK]

That was my next point. Yes, Jolie has had many naked scenes before, but not Billy Bob, at least not that I know if. Maybe it made her jealous? He obviously knew that she had done them before and would most likely do them again.

[Jedieb]

A celebrity marriage failed? Damn, that happens sooo rarely...

[ReaperFett]

A MARRIAGE fail? That happens so rarely. They dont have the excuse of having anything they do reported to millions though.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Her lips are too full IMO.

:) But she isn't D. R. so she's ok in my book. :lol

Too bad about the tattoos on their fingers though. Didn't they get their names tattooed on the other's ring finger?

[Dae Jinn]

Did you guys hear how she wore a vial of his blood around her neck? that's just...odd...:lol I think that was Pam and Tommy who got the tattoo rings,

[Admiral Lebron]

Mm...1 hour till Gia.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Oh. Well a lot of good it did THEM , too. :lol

[Dae Jinn]

Yeah, marriage is silly anyways :lol

[Lord Gue]

Hmmmm

[Sanis Prent]

Maybe Billy Bob will gain all his weight back now.

[Admiral Lebron]

Eww.

[Sanis Prent]

Then Kurt Russel can smack him around like a bitch again :)

[Dae Jinn]

???


when did that happen? LOL

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yeah, marriage is silly anyways


Dont knock it till you try it

:)

[Admiral Lebron]

Shut up you old man! :D

[Sanis Prent]

In Tombstone :)

[ReaperFett]

Didnt realise he was in that :)

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

Yep. :D He IS hefty in that movie. :) Hard to recognize.

[Jedieb]

Marriage is difficult to begin with. But when you're a feakish celebrity it's even worse. What makes it all a joke is the ridiculous public devotions many of these couples make. Half of all marriages fail, I'd say the celebrity rate is probably close to 80%. It's not my fault these freaks can't do what I do. :cool

[Admiral Lebron]

If I were a celebrity, I would buy a mountain fortress and love to see the poparazzi get up there in the winter. :)

[ReaperFett]

And then you'd pour out the molten tar? :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Yes.

[ReaperFett]

Heh heh heh :)

[JonathanLB]

Your mountain fortress better have a pretty big condom dispensor during the winter so you don't run out. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

[Admiral Lebron]

The pill is much more efficient.

[JonathanLB]

Then you better have a pharmacy in your castle keep :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Sure

[Navaria Tarkin]

knows she's late :p

Hey ... I agree with Lebron. Jolie is hot :smokin :D

Granted she is frelling weird but hey ... find someone in Hollywood that doesn't have an amount of insanity in them ... course there are extremes.

Le sigh about le kid -_-

[Marcus Telcontar]

It should be legal to shoot parparazzi

[Navaria Tarkin]

Or idoit news people that screw up a black ops

[JonathanLB]

That picture is hot... That is Eliza Dushku isn't it? *drool* I love her...

[JMK]

Or capture, torture and photograph them. Then publish them. In whatever rag they work for.

[Navaria Tarkin]

I like the way JMK thinks and yep, I use Eliza for my RPing character

[JonathanLB]

Eliza is a goddess!! :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

:lol

Yes, yes. True, true

[Admiral Lebron]

I need Original sin and Girl, Interrupted....

[Navaria Tarkin]

Original Sin? What is that?

I have seen Girl Interrupted tho when it was in the theaters.

[Admiral Lebron]

It's another film with Angelina Jolie. :D

[Navaria Tarkin]

I figured that out :rolleyes

I meant what is the movie about :lol

[BUFFJEDI]

Oh, I thought they where SOOOO in love , Blah blah blah. They both desreve each other NASTY and Absoulte Ugly. If they were not famous they would never have dates:x :x But than agian that's just MY opinion.:)

[JonathanLB]

Trust me, Angeline Jolie would have plenty of dates. I don't care if she is famous or not, she is incredibly hot. I would absolutely kill to be with a girl like that, lol, only she is too weird for me I think.

I agree though that Billy Bob is one ugly dude. I haven't heard any girls who actually like him. The dude is ugly. Usually I will not make comments on other guys, I just say, "Whatever, I dunno, I'm a guy," but look, the dude is ugly. He's almost as ugly as Randy Johnson. Ok, not quite, but he's bad.

[JonathanLB]

Oh, and Original Sin SUCKS.

http://www.jlbmovies.com/OriginalSin.shtml

[Navaria Tarkin]

I'd rather watch the movie and decide for myself it is not good or is good. thanks for the link tho :)

And by the gods, you used ugly alot :lol

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Eliza is delicious. That leather jumpsuit in J&SB SB...yummy

[JMK]

Yeah, Eliza is out of this world. I saw her in True Lies, didn't think anything of her, then saw her again in J&SB SB and my jaw dropped.

[Navaria Tarkin]

let's people oogle her Eliza sig

^_^

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:: strikes another pose ::

[ReaperFett]

Mmm :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

and another!

<center><img src=http://thesithempire.clanpages.com/ndale2.jpg></center>

[JMK]

Bless you Navania :cry

[Daleethria]

but wait! I HAVE ONE MORE!!!! :D

[ReaperFett]

*Worships liek the Ewoks around 3P0 *

:)

[Navaria Tarkin]

:lol :D

[JMK]

:x
Overload!
*JMK's body shuts down*

[Navaria Tarkin]

I guess no more fondling the sigs for you :mneh

[Admiral Lebron]

Her eyes creep me out. . . :eek

[ReaperFett]

Good, more to go round :)

[Admiral Lebron]

I need a paper bag . . . .

[Navaria Tarkin]

which pair of eyes ... O_o ya got like 6 pair of them staring at ya :lol

[Admiral Lebron]

<p align=center>http://www.superiorpics.com/angelina_jolie/images/angelina049.jpg


Her eyes are more user friendly. :)

[JMK]

Well if the picture included more of the body you know what the typical response would be right?
"Dude, I ain't staring at her eyes..."

[Admiral Lebron]

Its so hard to find a decent pic of her though...now if the mods/admins didn't mind one in her unmentionables... ;)

[JMK]

Of course we don't mind, but whether or not its appropriate for the board is another story. As long as her unmentionables are covered up, then I don't think its a problem. I remember a thread from a long time ago that got pretty wild...

[Admiral Lebron]

I see!

[Navaria Tarkin]

oooooooo

:: stares at big Angelina piccy ::

[Admiral Lebron]

Just...ignore whats in her hands. :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

Dude... that pic is not appropriate

[Admiral Lebron]

A cigarette and some jack daniels. Not THAT inapropriate compared to some of Sanis's beer posts and Taylors Millards sig of Taylor!

[Navaria Tarkin]

I was talking about Angelina's assests ... course I didn't mind seeing them BUT not for here my friend :lol

[Admiral Lebron]

Oh that...just close your eyes...I'm sure JMK or any of the other mods mind.

[Navaria Tarkin]

Not when you can see the assests through her clothing :lol

[Admiral Lebron]

http://www.superiorpics.com/angelina_jolie/images/angelina001.jpg


Betta?

[JMK]

Much better! At least I can see something this time!

[Admiral Lebron]

You could see a bit last time too.... :D

[JMK]

No, I mean I didn't even see the pic. At all.

[Admiral Lebron]

Oh...this topic should be stickied for its godly abilities.


*plans for teh destruction of teh saiyins*

[Navaria Tarkin]

:lol

but you could SEE TOO MUCH IN THE LAST PIC

hence the pic going bye bye .. course I had the pleasure of viewing it :mneh

[ReaperFett]

Seen it all, no pic can show more :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

Ah well .. good point. Course anyone claimed to seen GIA can say that as well :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Haven't seen it ALL. Just 90% ...

[Navaria Tarkin]

well the other 10% er well

:: remains quiet ::

I will be a good mod .. A good mod .. yes, a good mod.

[Admiral Lebron]

It's your fault we(my team) lost our lacrosse game! You wouldn't let me post pictures of Angelina Jolie in see through clothes! :verymad

[Navaria Tarkin]

two different events ... so :mneh not my fault

[Admiral Lebron]

:cry I'm gonna go get even more outta shape! :cry

[Navaria Tarkin]

:huh

[Marcus Telcontar]

:rolleyes

[Navaria Tarkin]

:p

[JonathanLB]

I have never seen Gia, but the screen caps I have on my computer of Angelina from that movie are quite good ;) I figured, why see the movie when I already got the best parts downloaded?!

lol. Ahh the wonders of the Internet.

[Navaria Tarkin]

But ... the movie was good too :|

[Admiral Lebron]

She died... :(

[ReaperFett]

Haven't seen it ALL. Just 90% ...
Most pictures blacked it out, but I found the extra 10% :)

[Admiral Lebron]

WHERE?!

[ReaperFett]

Find it yourself :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Liar!

[Navaria Tarkin]

:: won't say either ::

:D

[Admiral Lebron]

I saw the light! :o

[ReaperFett]

So to speak :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

shouldn't it be dark?

[ReaperFett]

Nah, there was a sun covering an area up :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Yes. :)

[Admiral Lebron]

This topic is to good to go away!

[Navaria Tarkin]

but what else is there to talk about =P

[Admiral Lebron]

Make it a sticky thread!