AAAA !!

[Salemn Lysce]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!


I went over to my friend's house, and then we went to her aunt's house. AND SHE HAS COCKROACHES ! :| :mad :x

They're big and brown .. and scurry everywhere ... And when you step on them, green guts come out.

[ReaperFett]

Dont kill them, learn from them. They'll survive nukes. You cant. Only them and Margret THatcher :)

[Liam Jinn]

Don't let Zeke see this thread! :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Get a cat. They LOVE to eat cockroaches

[Liam Jinn]

I have 7 cats...and how true that is...:\

[Zeke]

See what thread?

::reads Salemn's post::

HOW DARE YOU! YOU DARE TO KILL MY LI'L BUDDIES? Worse yet, dont let the Mutant Cockroach see this thread.

[ReaperFett]

Sick little things

[Salemn Lysce]

Sorry, Fett. But I'd rather not have pests in the bathroom, bed and in food.

Marcus - I know what you mean !!! I have this adorable black kitten, and we live in New England. He eats flies, beetles, ants, roaches, and other insects that enter his house. Unfortunately, I'm in PA visiting my grandparents and I couldn't bring him.

And Bug Boy ? I'll become an exterminator one day and come to your house ... AND KILL ALL THE INSECTS ! (insert evil laughter here)

[Zeke]

But I only got the one...the fanged, venomous, nearly-killed-Salemn-in-the-bar-one...

[Liam Jinn]

Is that supposed to convince her NOT to carry out her plan Zeke? :\

[Marcus Telcontar]

RELEASE THE KITTENS SMITHERS!

[ReaperFett]

Salemn, they may well be trying to help you to survive the end of the world

[Alpha]

Mark~Mine eat roaches...Well, the heads anyways. Do yours eat the entire body?

[Liam Jinn]

Accept them Salemn, for they might share your bed whether you do or not. :p

[Zeke]

Mine knows the secret to eternal life.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Kittens will eat ALL the cockroaches of the world! Those bugs may be able to survive a nuclear attack, but they cant survive kittens!

[ReaperFett]

Thats what you think. THey sneak in the kittens brain, and take over :)

[Zeke]

Mine just eats kittens alive.

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Salemn Lysce]

I am proud to announce that my home is roach free. Why ? Not only because I'm very picky about cleanliness, but also because I have a KITTEN ! :evil

Although sometimes, we do get those Palemino bugs (however you spell it - They're like roaches, but ten times bigger, and they die within hours if they're inside). My kitten likes to bat their bodies around - to me - and after I freak out, he rips off the heads and sometimes chews on the body.

Then he leaves it at my feet.

But other than that, our house is insect free ! :)

[Liam Jinn]

At least that's a better story than trying to stick a watermelon up your buttocks..:\

[Salemn Lysce]

Hey, Alpha didn't believe my statement that I suck at humor. So I proved it. :mad

[Zeke]

My Mutant Cockroach will one day rule this world. You know that, right?

[ReaperFett]

Heard of the Trojan Horse? Sal, you have a trojan kitty :)

[Liam Jinn]

No no, it was very funny. Though it was verrrrrrrry disturbing :D

[ReaperFett]

lol:)

[Salemn Lysce]

Fett, we got him fixed. I don't see how he could be the Trojan Kitty. :huh

[Liam Jinn]

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Because the Cockroaches are waiting inside, where it's safe. The Kitten had protection from nukes, the Cockroaches dont get killed. THey both win :)

[Zeke]

Yes..the cockroaches are very crafty...they killed your cat and hollowed him out and live inside his body, controlling him.

[ReaperFett]

THey didnt kill him, why bother? It's safer to just line the stomach

[Salemn Lysce]

... That's just wrong.

[Liam Jinn]

Bet you'll look at your cat different now :p

[ReaperFett]

Only if it starts clicking its mandibles and runs up the wall :)

[Salemn Lysce]

Gross. -_-;

[Liam Jinn]

Or squeezes under the doors of the house :)

[Zeke]

Or grows an extra set of legs.

[ReaperFett]

or FLIES! It's back goes from back to wings! Cockroaches: The real life Transformers :)

[Liam Jinn]

N/M Fett beat me to it :)

[ReaperFett]

Beat you to it :)

[Liam Jinn]

Ha beat you to THAT Fett :p

[Zeke]

Let's not argue about who beat who to what. That's not the point. The POINT is the cockroaches will consume Salemn's cat and take over the world.

[Liam Jinn]

But first, they will crawl all over her :)

[ReaperFett]

Not entirely. I have a little deal with them y'see. I wont oppose them taking over the world, providing they tell me the secret of nuke survival, and allow me to pass it on to others. So far, the surivivors will be me and Jennifer Connelly. Sounds good to me :)

[Salemn Lysce]

But I've got a better one !

If Gabriel holds his breath underwater for three hours.

Scientists say that it's not a good idea to flush live roaches down your toilet because they'll swim back up, and they're excellent swimmers. So, if he starts swimming and holds his breath, has wings on his back, crawls on the walls, and goes under doors ... Then I'll squeeze him so hard the roaches crawl out and I'll poison them all.

[Liam Jinn]

But you know that will mean that they crawl all over you..

[ReaperFett]

Salemn, embrace the roach. They dont want to hurt you, they're just looking round the globe before everyone dies ina nuclear blast :)

[Lady Vader]

:eek AAAAAAAAAA!!! MUTANT COCKROACH!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!! :eek

http://winterstorm.clanpages.com/Misc/bug.gif

[ReaperFett]

Aww, Sal's kitty :)

[Liam Jinn]

purdy kitty Salemn :p

[ReaperFett]

Cockroaches click. Just like SKippy the bush Kangeroo :)


*CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*

WHat's that Skippy? Joey's fallen down the old mine shaft?



:)

[Zeke]

Nevermind Joey! M'buddy's gettin' his copyrights busted by Vader chick over there!

[ReaperFett]

I wouldnt call her chick, she might take offense :)

[Alpha]

Well...This thread has become odd...

[ReaperFett]

Become? :)

[Alpha]

Ok, it STARTED odd...:D

[ReaperFett]

And then went on into Kittens working with COckroaches to survive a Nuclear holocaust, along with only a few survivors of the blast, currently standing at me, Jennifer Connelly and Margret THatcher (Who is actually a Vampire, and requires a stake through the heart. Dont ask a dislexic to finish her off, he'd throw a 12oz sirloin at her:))



Actually, I see this as a sensible thread. For us :)

[Alpha]

But then we'll probably go to how nuclear holocaust could cause some really good marshmellows...or something. Then it'd be a little out of it for us. :)

[ReaperFett]

you'd think that :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cats care the only beings that know how to exterminate cockroaches.

[Salemn Lysce]

OH MY F*#&*ING GOD !!!

LV, I thought there was an actual cockroach on my screen !!!!!!

-___-;;

As for the rest of you sick cockroach fans, I'd like to have seen you when you were little to grow up in apartments infested with roaches that crawled on you when you slept ... Did I mention that on my fifth birthday, I was given a cake and I bit into a piece and realized I just ate half a cockroach ?

[Alpha]

Ya know, I think the M&M's form the commercials would probably survive a holocaust. They can suddenly grow back where they've been bitten every commercial, after all, and Red survived for a year stuffed in a sealed candy box...:D

[Chase Starwalker]

:: looks at mutant cockroach ::

whoa!

[ReaperFett]

Hmm, they could well survive :)

[Alpha]

Would they be all melty though?

[ReaperFett]

lol, most likely :)

[Alpha]

Then they step into the freezer. :)

[ReaperFett]

ANd solidify 1/4 of their initial height :)

[Alpha]

Then they go thaw out in the sun...:)

[ReaperFett]

ANd melt :)



Unless theyre like the T-1000, chocolate liquid metal :)

[Alpha]

Then they go back into the freezer, and thus it all begins again...:)

[ReaperFett]

Until Ah-nuld shoots them into the melting pot :)

[Alpha]

lol. But then yellow wouldn't melt al the way...he's got a nut inside him...









No comments from the peanut galery!!!

[ReaperFett]

Hed be a not with wide "hips" :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

.................................................. .....








































































Ya'all sick, especially you Salemn :p *Likes pissing her off*

[Salemn Lysce]

Thanks Lance. Thanks alot.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Your welcome :) =P

[Marcus Telcontar]

Okay Lance .... if you annoy the lady anymore... you annoy ME

so :p yourself

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

--is annoying Marcus?-- I did it! --Does a happy dance--

[ReaperFett]

dummy, does he know the consequences? :)

[Salemn Lysce]

Thank you Marcus. :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Im ready for em :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Starts up the CD player with Britney Spears music and tapes headphones to Lances ears ::

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

:)..........*starts to dance* I love Britney Spears

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Remind me to shut up next time.....DONT MAKE A CT OUT OF THIS ONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!

[Salemn Lysce]

Please do, Marcus. It's the least he deserves

New CT for Lance:

The Strider

"Hey .. Is that ... HAIR GEL?!"
Britney Spear's #1 Fan

Cockroaches like gel

--

Well ? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hell yeah :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mutant Cockroach]

:: Popular ::

:hat

[Maia Tharrinn]

Has nightmares after reading this thread about a mutant kitty cockroach growing extra legs and crawling up my wall to post.... Go figure hehe :)

[Alpha]

And now Lance finds out the consequeneces of annoying The Marcus...:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

ph34r m3 4 I am ebil.

[Liam Jinn]

:rolleyes

[ReaperFett]

so evil, he speaks in that dumb "kewl" way ;)

[Alpha]

lol

[ReaperFett]

WHyd o people bother? There's only one thing they look like, and it isnt good :)

[Zeke]

What do they look like? Let's have some detail.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

--stays silent--

[Alpha]

Lance does the smart thing...:) :D

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

"...."

[Lady Vader]

:lol:lol:lol @ Salemn!

So sorry to scare ya senseless. Not my intent. :D (Though it was funny!) ;)

:crack

And Zeke?... *Grabs him by the front of his shirt, lifting him off the ground, quite close to her face.*... Don't call me a chic, kay? >D... *Let's go.*

[Zeke]

...kay...didn't mean anything by it. Sorry.

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, call her something nicer. Would babe do?





*RUNS as fast as his legs can carry him*

[Alpha]

I second the "babe" nickname. :D

[ReaperFett]

But you didnt run :)



Or you could be all like Han, and call her "sweetheart" :)

[Alpha]

Course I didn't run. This is LV we're talking about! Why would I want to run?!

[Zeke]

Or you could call her "honeybunny" or some such thing.

[ReaperFett]

could :)

[Lady Vader]

... or not...

:mad

[ReaperFett]

DOnt think she likes.




Sorry sweetcakes :(












J/K!!! :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

uh oh she's gonna kill you

[Lady Vader]

Nah, just gonna smash him on the head with a hammer...

*:headbash Fett.*

:D

[ReaperFett]

So I could say what I wanted, and I would get a hammering? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Face it, Fett has a hammer fetish

[ReaperFett]

Not by anyone :)

[Alpha]

Just by LV...:D

*sing song voice* Fett and LV sittin in a tree...*/sing song voice*

[Salemn Lysce]

... The hell ??

:huh

This thread went from cockroaches to hitting on LV.

[ReaperFett]

not just LV, Im not that picky :)

[Salemn Lysce]

Then who else are you hitting on ? Alpha ?

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Comments like that will introduce you to Mr steel pillar :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Welcome to a thread hijack Salemn :)

[ReaperFett]

I disagree, it's still close to the topic. Cockroaches, me..............both reguarded as vermin by many ;)

[Zeke]

You gotta stop puttin yourself down.

[Salemn Lysce]

...

:huh

[ReaperFett]

You stay down, something good happens, you feel great. You act optimistic for no reason, like I used to, you get the mother of all falls when you wake up and smell the coffee

[Marcus Telcontar]

Fett always depreciates himself. It's part of whom he is - he always tries to convince us he's a two headed ogre or somethign like that

[ReaperFett]

I wish I was a two headed Ogre :)

[Zeke]

That'd be cool to see.

[ReaperFett]

Yeah. Although I'd rather really stick with two arms, two legs and a head :)

[Zeke]

Good choice.

[ReaperFett]

So Im at least vaguely human looking. Although for once, I'd like it to be more than vaguely ;)

[Alpha]

But the whole two arms, two legs, and a head is so...ordinary!

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, ordinary would be nice :)

[Alpha]

Not really...More boring then anything...:D

[ReaperFett]

Better than what it could be :)

[Alpha]

how? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Two tockleys?

[ReaperFett]

I could stay the same. How dull would that be?

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

o_O

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, you said it CHewie :)

[Alpha]

Lance is right...for once...:P

[ReaperFett]

Or is he? :)

[Zeke]

I don't think he is.

[Ashley Illeus]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
I wish I was a two headed Ogre :)

Yes...That's a nice wish Crumpet........

*turns around and does the crazy thingy and points at Reaper*

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Whew *

Thank the Force no one knew what a Tockley was

[Zeke]

I think its something that's not rated for these forums.

[Marcus Telcontar]

You could be right there

[Ashley Illeus]

*wonders*

Hrmmmmm...

*let's mind wader into the gutters*

It's something naughty, like p3nis?

[Marcus Telcontar]

* Whistles innocently *

[Zeke]

Looks like she called it.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Now, whatever gave you that idea?

[Zeke]

Dunno. The innocent whistling, perhaps.

[Marcus Telcontar]

That could have been a giveaway I guess.....

[ReaperFett]

I think it was obvious when he said it :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Not necessarily. Tockley is not slang that is known in the USA I think. I'm pretty sure it's UK in origin

[ReaperFett]

Never heard it before, but what else could it be exactly, that would make you say it?

[Alpha]

I knew what it was...! MY year old mind at work. :lol

[Zeke]

I never heard it, but after some thought, I had some good guesses, none of them rated for the forums. So I didn't say anything. I got British friends and I have to translate their slang sometimes.

[AmazonBabe]

:rolleyes

:lol

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Alpha]

:lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Sh--t this is creepy I sytop posting during 2 days and I see a bizillion pages added to the threads I was in ack!! o_O!! horrible!!

[ReaperFett]

lol

[Alpha]

That's how it works...Especially with me and Fett and Mark lurking around here...:D

[ReaperFett]

I dont lurk, I stealthily creep :)

[Alpha]

Same difference. :)

[ReaperFett]

Nah, because Lurkers stay still, I'm everywhere :)

[Alpha]

So you're a multi-talented lurker...:)

[ReaperFett]

no, I have no talents, Im just a Stealthy Creeper :)

[Alpha]

I would call that a telnt. :)

[ReaperFett]

I wouldnt :)

[Alpha]

Well I would, and I'm always right. :)

[ReaperFett]

Oh no you're not!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I dont stealth lurk.... I'm SBD

[ReaperFett]

Suddenly breaking dishes?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Try again..... Think The Spleen

[Alpha]

I am too always right!


















Except when I'm not...:)

[ReaperFett]

Think the Spleen? Does it involve Pee Wee? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Why, yes it does

[Zeke]

Fett's omnipresent. He can lurk everywhere all at once. I'll leave it to you guys to figure out SBD.

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Holy crap I left for 1 hour and there are already 10 more replys, ack I wont be able to hijack threads with ya'all this 2 next weeks..cause I will ve terribly...busy.....you know....girls.....:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Girls have cooties

[ReaperFett]

Bowel!

[Marcus Telcontar]

:huh

[ReaperFett]

SBD. B is bowel!

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

What the hell?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ummmm.... no

[ReaperFett]

Sure it is! :)

[Zeke]

If it was BSD I'd say Bunkard Sewer Disorder, from the Wraith Squadron X-Wing books. While we're pondering odd initials for things, what's QUE mean?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Que is simply an expression of puzzlement of confusion

And Reaperfett... no it is not

[Zeke]

Got it. So..what were we pondering again? SBD? No clue on this one...

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::Announces Proudly:::

"Super Big Duck...errr, maybe not."

[Zeke]

Better than Supreme Bowel Displacement, or whatever Fett was thinking of.

[Marcus Telcontar]

That is known as Anbira special ability - the FORCE ENEMA

[Lion El' Jonson]

My uncle got a bacteria infection from sitting on the toilet for 7 hours with diarrhea...but he survived.

[Zeke]

That's sick. Both of those things are sick. But this whole thread has been sick since it's creation, so it's allowed.

[Lion El' Jonson]

Wheee! Sick is fun!

I was watching MTV, and they had these guys chugging wheatgrass...this one dude threw up for about two minutes on the host...

[Marcus Telcontar]

I had a friend who was so drunk, he fell asleep on the toilet for 6 hours. He got stuck and couldnt get up

[Lion El' Jonson]

after i ran 20 kilometers over 2 days for school, my legs locked up so bad that i couldn't move them...i was pampered till the feeling came back...then, i found out that 4 of my toes were dislocated...

[Zeke]

OW! Never had such a thing happen to me. I run Cross Country for my school...or used to, rather. Never had anything like that happen. The soreness was monstrous sometimes. Especially when we did OD's.

[Lion El' Jonson]

i just run 100 meter dash and 400 meters......

[Zeke]

A track runner, eh? I never did track m'self...that was in summer when classes picked up to rush in all the extra lessons for exams...

[Lion El' Jonson]

...ya....you get an amazing amount of leg and foot related injuries......

[Zeke]

Naturally. Is almost worse with cross country. You step in holes and trip over rocks and stuff...not fun.

[Lion El' Jonson]

lol....like horseback riding, xcept the horse doesn't run your legs into trees, u do.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm a swimmer. Much softer on the body and I enjoy it more.

Especially considering I have metasl for an ankle and running is not plesant

[Lion El' Jonson]

I swim, too...Our school has an olympic sized swimming pool...luckly, im far away from it, cause practice is a biatch!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I do about 2 odd km a day.

[Zeke]

I don't swim much...I prefer to chill and fight my brothers in dunking matches.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your the type of boys I tell off for getting in my lane and disturbing the real serious swimmers :p

[Lion El' Jonson]

hey, I swim 10 laps a day during the school year...that ain't bad in a 50 meter pool.

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's a light warm up for me :)

[Lion El' Jonson]

...die marcus, or ill push one of those buttons on your "life support" monitor and dial your parents to pick you up.....

[Zeke]

I don't swim enough to care. Only pool around here costs 10 bucks a person to get into...I could buy some chinese food with that...

[Marcus Telcontar]

...die marcus, or ill push one of those buttons on your "life support" monitor and dial your parents to pick you up.....


Pity I'm one of these rare breed of Geek that is married :p

[Zeke]

A married Geek? Surely you are some form of God. I have never heard of such a being in my life.

[Alpha]

:lol

I'm normalyl on the swim team around where I love, but this summer I just decided to swim on my own. I can do about fifteen to twenty laps in my towns olympic sized...:)

[ReaperFett]

Marcus, yes it is :)

[Lion El' Jonson]

You got a pact with the big guy up there? You get a wife for...I dunno, think of something.......

[Marcus Telcontar]

A married Geek? Surely you are some form of God. I have never heard of such a being in my life.

Fear me. I am a Geek with a noraml sex life.

[ReaperFett]

You are NOT a geek! :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yes I am. There are always exceptions to the rule you know

[ReaperFett]

I disagree :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's because you are unnecessarily argumentative and disagree on principle. Therefore, you do agree with me, but are scared to admit it

[ReaperFett]

Pardon?:)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

Marcus ain't a geek, Geek Wannabe!

[ReaperFett]

YEAH! :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I can out geek the lot of you :p

[ReaperFett]

Yeah right, you have too much a life to be one of us :)

[Lion El' Jonson]

Hey, I resent that, Reaper...you're pretty lively for a dead guy...:lol

I think Xaz and Nav broke the lol smiley.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Xazor forced us to clone the :lol smiley

[ReaperFett]

I have no life, dead IC or alive OOC :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

If reaperfett(life)=0 then
endless.loop.boredom

[ReaperFett]

Damn it, you scripted my life for me! :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

C:> Compile reaperfett-life.c


Compilation failure on line 10 - fatal error

[ReaperFett]

FATAL? :)

[Lion El' Jonson]

Now, add in some songs and some DHTML and we could have an online musical...course, it would be boring, since it IS just fett.....

If reaperfett(life)=1 then
endless.loop.posting

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yeah, that seems to compile and execute

[Lion El' Jonson]

I bet it would......

SW Forums Episode 3: Attack of the cloned :lol

Written and Directed by Xazor, with assistance by Navaria

[Marcus Telcontar]

Principal photography and fighh scences by Darth Turbogeek

[Lion El' Jonson]

Not to go off topic, but can I start an "Eat the Cizeraks" thread?

...Moldy swords and tie-die helmet provided by Marcus and Kelt...

...Man that's never seen the sun played by: ReaperFett......

[ReaperFett]

Tea by ReaperFett :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cooking and catering by Marcus actually

[Lion El' Jonson]

Ugly old jedi archivist woman played by: Reaperfett

Wow, I didn't you you were so multitalented, Reaper...:lol

[ReaperFett]

Marcus, I make the tea.

[Lion El' Jonson]

mmm...Tea..and crumpets.....

What the hell is a crumpet, anyway?

I say Marcus can be in charge of scaring off the paparattzi...I think i should be legal to shoot them...

I'll mix the pokemon and digimon soundtrack to "motivate" the cast.

I'm evil eh? :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's fine by me, you do the tea, I'll do the cooking

[ReaperFett]

Agreed :)

[Lion El' Jonson]

:::grabs a MP3 off the internet...:::

"M2M, eh? Sounds nasty"

:::cackles loudly, then starts choking on his Strawberry gum...:::

*gag*

[Alpha]

:lol...