A poem for Marcus. Lol

[Dae Jinn]

**AHEM**

Night, by Lois Weakley McKay

My kitten walks on velvet feet
And makes no sound at all;
And in the doorway nightly sits
To watch the darkness fall
I think he loves the lady, Night
And feels akin to her
Whose footsteps are as still as his,
Whose touch as soft as fur.

*takes a bow* :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

ROFLMAO!!!!! :lol That is waaay to purrrrfect for Marcus!!! :lol :lol :lol!!!!

[Dae Jinn]

:lol


well, i thought so...it just remind me of him :\

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

Awww how cute. :)

He will love it!

[Dae Jinn]

hopefully...

*gets kitten pics ready if he doesn't* :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I like!! and it's soooo true!

[Dae Jinn]

yay!
:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

My stress relief = hugging a kitten

[Dae Jinn]

Awwwwwwww! I do...something else entirely. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Example?

[Dae Jinn]

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: \

It's not something I'd like to share with the class, Marcus. :lol


I listen to music sometimes...that's an example...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh come on, this class has a broad mind.... it's not liek your sacrificing goats......

[Emily Madhatter]

Maybe I do sacrifice goats!

*bursts into tears and runs away* :lol

[Chase Starwalker]

how come noone ever writes me poems?? :cries

[Zeke]

B'cuz Marcus is special! He's a Moderator, or something with powers thereabouts, and he can make us SUFFER for not writing him poems and stuff. Thus all the kitten pics, kitten poems...

[Dae Jinn]

Uh, guys, I didn't write that poem! :lol

I read it in my copy of the Crow comic...and thought of marcus. :lol

[Dae Jinn]

A poem for zeke

There once was a lad named Zeke
Who hadn't bathed in a week
So we all gave up hope
That's he'd discover soap
blah blah bling bling blah!


:lol

[Zeke]

I bathe! I just live in a cardboard box is all. But I'm glad you thought of me and wrote me a poem! And for the record, no one cares whether you wrote the cat thing or not. The point is that its neato.

[Dae Jinn]

okay....i just made that up off the top of my head, actually. thus the no ending...

It isn't just a cardboard box, it's a cardboard mansion behind walmart!! :lol

[Zeke]

A cardboard...mansion? My, but I'm movin up in the world.

[Dae Jinn]

just a little joke we have at my house. :lol

I guess you are.

[Zeke]

Can I be rich too? With lots of cardboard money and some cardboard cars with cardboard hydraulics and cardboard phat systems?

[Dae Jinn]

I guess....You really have a cardboard fetish don't you? :lol

[Zeke]

No not really. Part of Zeke's story is that he lives in a cardboard box. I was just taking it to an extreme.

[Dae Jinn]

Oh...*tosses away cardboard woman* :lol

[Zeke]

I have one of those in real life. We gave it to our neighbor as a birthday present, and when he went to college he gave it back to me. It sits in my closet and collects dust. It's not really that great.

[Dae Jinn]

yeah, well, i meant it as a joke -_-;;

[Marcus Telcontar]

Part of your story was that you lived in a cardboard box.

Riiiggghhhtttt

And here I was thinking that the thing that inspired your CT was a joke.

"LUxury! We used to dream of living in a hole in the ground!"

[Dae Jinn]

*tosses Marcus a kitten*

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

KITTEN!!!

:: Snuggle ::

[Kelt Simoson]

Me likes puppys!...i like cudderling bunnies or puppys....very cudderly and cute :)

[Alpha]

Hey...Mark? If I give you a kitten before a panning will that distract you enough for me to run away? :)

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

--takes notes, takes notes--

[Wei Wu Wei]

Hey, Marcus! I got a thread in the Living Quarters called, "something big is lurking around."

We're catching a big cat thing. Wanna help?

[Marcus Telcontar]

If it;s a cat thing, I probably owned it in the first place :p

Sure :)

[Liam Jinn]

Marcus owned LV?? :p

[Zeke]

Zeke was forced to live in a cardboard box b'cuz everyone thinks he's a freak and shouldn't be as happy as he is. I have a bad dislike of bunnies. One nearly cost me my economics grade.

[ReaperFett]

Lucky Marcus :)

[Alpha]

Liam~ I COULD comment, but that would probably get me banned...or panned...

[Liam Jinn]

Lol, in that case Alpha...Somethings are better left unsaid :p

And I share Fett's opinion, Lucky Marcus :)

[ReaperFett]

ALpha, we probably know what you would have said. After all, it IS me and Liam :)

[Liam Jinn]

:smokin Well said Fett :)

[ReaperFett]

Says it all really :)

[Alpha]

Pretty much. you guys know me too well...

[ReaperFett]

Yep :)

[Alpha]

But do THEY know what I was gonna say? *points to the outsiders...Yes, we can see you people...*

[ReaperFett]

Depends. I mean, in this case we knew mainly because we'd be thinking the same thing :)

[Alpha]

yup. But what of them? *points again to the outsiders* How do we know what THEY were thinking?











Sorry, am getting strange...Lack of sugar will do that to you...:D

[ReaperFett]

Depends how twisted their thinking of. With me, it's like Han said. I can imagine a lot ;)

[Alpha]

lol. I can too...Though that may come from being a 14 year old...:D

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, well imagine what would happen with five more years of nothing but thinking :)

[Alpha]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....The possibilites. :D

[ReaperFett]

Tell me about it :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Riiiiigggghhhhtttt

[Alpha]

And MArk isn't going to comment, I take it? :)

[Dae Jinn]

heh...glad to see dirty thinking is not limited by age. :D

[Alpha]

The younger you are, sometimes, the worse it is...:D Especially in public schools. :D

[ReaperFett]

No no, it's all about how you live :)

[Dae Jinn]

:lol


nice Ct Crumpet Fett :D

[Alpha]

Also where...:)

[ReaperFett]

why where? :)

[Alpha]

Cause, depending on where you live, and who you hang out with because of that, you get some...odd...ideas. :)

[ReaperFett]

the less you hang about with, the more you think, the worse it gets :)

[Alpha]

For me it's different.. Doesn't matter how much more or less I hang w/ them, I still think, thus it goes bad...:)

[ReaperFett]

Yeah, but yours wont be AS bad as mine :)

[Alpha]

Well...We could have a contest, but I don't think it would be appropriate for most people in here...:D

[ReaperFett]

How would we havea contest, was it allowed? :)

[Alpha]

:)

[Emily Madhatter]

Whoever thought of the dirtiest thing would win, i imagine :p

[ReaperFett]

WOuld we be given a motivation? Or totally free form? :)

[JaAku Dama]

Free form would be best, or maybe a topic would be needed simply for judging purposes?

[Emily Madhatter]

*is amazed she can post as two characters at once* :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

If I was dared I could post something a good deal more groos and rude than anyone :p

[ReaperFett]

But you have had the experiences of life, so you dont count :)

[Dae Jinn]

experiences of life? and you have yet to experience life fetty?

[ReaperFett]

Yep :)

[Alpha]

If he hasn't experience life where does that leave me?! I'm 14!

[ReaperFett]

It leaves you with 5 years to do something, duh :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Have to have a life to experience it

:p

[ReaperFett]

Yep :)

[Alpha]

Then I'm out of luck...:)

[ReaperFett]

You'll grow into one, many 14 year olds have no life :)

[Alpha]

Good point...But still...Most people in my town have no life, so...

[ReaperFett]

I dont believe you:)

[Alpha]

I'm in a town where half the population doesn't know that there's anything outside of a twenty mile circle around this stupid town...Some even think they're still in Mexico!!! :)

[ReaperFett]

Maybe they are :)

[Alpha]

Nope we're about four or five miles from the border. :)

[ReaperFett]

THats what you think :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Sounds like this place I live in ..... many people here have life = 0

[ReaperFett]

Where I am, everyone but me has a life

[Alpha]

What is this life you speak of? :) :D :) :D

[ReaperFett]

WHo, me?

[Wei Wu Wei]

I may not be on the subject any more, but thanks for posting to my thread in the Living Quarters! I really appreciate it!

[JaAku Dama]

???


you're alive guys, therefore you have a "life", just because it's -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- doesn't mean ya don't have one! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Now lets get this thread back on track


KITTENS!!

[Dae Jinn]

Yeah!
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Marcus, master of the Force Kitties! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

And dont you forget it.

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

I can just picture Marcus in battle, commanding an army of adorable kittens! Hehehe! :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yep, done that. I have my six million kilo cat and the black flash stealth cat

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

How do you know your being stalked by the stealth cat?

Look for the patch that's darker than his own shadow!

[ReaperFett]

JaAku, please dont use common sense ;)

[Alpha]

Common sense is highly overrated...

[ReaperFett]

Never works for me. I work on luck :)

[Alpha]

I just run around like my head is cut off, and that normally works...:)

[ReaperFett]

If your heard was cut off, youd collapse to the floor. Remember to say if a CHICKENS head :)

[Alpha]

ah...I stand corrected...Though I normally don't use my head anyways...:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Gee, we hadn't noticed :p

[ReaperFett]

You have a head? I thought you used a brail monitor :)

[Alpha]

Gee thanks guys...I feel so loved...:)

[ReaperFett]

THat's what were here for :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

"Can you feel the love tonight..."

[ReaperFett]

I wish I felt love at night ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I aint touching that one

[ReaperFett]

WHy not? :)

[Alpha]

I'm not saying a thing...:)

[ReaperFett]

Yes you are, you said that :)

[Alpha]

Oh be quiet. :)

[ReaperFett]

I am quite, Im just posting :)

[Alpha]

Stupid logic...:)

[ReaperFett]

the only logic possible for me :)

[Alpha]

:) Ever notice how we seem to take over a thread completely?:)

[AmazonBabe]

:: Tackle/clobbers Alpha for the helluvit. :: :D

Hijack? Where? :p

[Alpha]

Gee, thanks AB. :)

[ReaperFett]

DOubt he'd complain :)

[Alpha]

Course I won't. :D:D

[ReaperFett]

Good :)

[Alpha]

:) :D :lol ;)

[ReaperFett]

have fun :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol

[Alpha]

:D

[ReaperFett]

DOnt laugh at the kid :)

[Alpha]

wow...Fett just stood up for me. :)

[ReaperFett]

Nah, I was sitting :)

[Alpha]

K...You defended me then. :)

[ReaperFett]

Had I defended you, I would have dived in the way as AB flew at you







....dammit! :)

[Alpha]

:lol...Yes, you would "selflessly" throw yourself at AB...right? :)

[ReaperFett]

not at, in front of :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Bit like as if she was a speeding bus and you wanted to stop her?

[ReaperFett]

If it was like that, Id stand legs apart, hands on the hips in a heroic style, and simply raise a hand :)

[Alpha]

And she'd run you down...:)

[ReaperFett]

But you'd be out the way :)

[Alpha]

Good point...:)

[ReaperFett]

To be a hero, you have to be willing to face the consequences :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

To be a hero also takes a good dose of pure stupidity

[ReaperFett]

Perfect for me then! :)

[Alpha]

:lol!!! I couldn'ta said it better myself. :)

[ReaperFett]

Im sure you could have :)