View Full Version : OOC~ Lance, Chase and Plo
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 06:58:48 PM
hey guys... first... don't edit posts because I am writing it like your posted them and then you get rid of them.
massive confusion O_o
Thread is going to get more confusing if that keeps happening >_<
:p
slow down and relax.. we arent on a time table
secondly.... Chase no offense to the sabre dont worry you'll get it back lol
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:01:06 PM
AHHHHH IM ALL CONFUUUUUUZED loL!!!!
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:03:28 PM
smacks Lance :angel
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:04:44 PM
I love you too.:D =P
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:09:13 PM
Dont make me go Dale on you and get the chains.....
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:10:21 PM
Ahem..... kinky stuff goes on in the Living Quarters.
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:11:35 PM
:lol Lmao
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:13:16 PM
I don't think Dale is welcomed there :p Unless you wanna see a chick fight
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:17:11 PM
Do we get to sell tickets?
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:17:54 PM
WHOOO! I wanna see!!! Go Dale!! Hey I'm going to go around the bar&grill to sell the tickets!
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:18:39 PM
Sell tickets :|
-_-
You guys would watch Navaria fight just for money :(
bad Jedi!!!!!
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:22:05 PM
:( AWWWWW hey BLAME Marcus Im only a padawan :D
Alpha
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:22:27 PM
Well...Not JUST for money...But money is a big part...:D
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:24:06 PM
And the blonde haired man is right once again
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:24:23 PM
Actuallly.... bad idea. Helenias will kill me
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:25:26 PM
:lol
Aw it was your idea .... you gotta live with it now :lol
Course, you would be paying to see Nav get beat up .. i think Dale has a slight advantage at this point
:: rubs tummy ::
Bullet wound :(
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:28:16 PM
Gotta run guys =P
Thread is fun yet chaotic none the less :lol
I am off to eat with da mommy....dont have too much fun without me and dont leave me behind ^_^
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:28:49 PM
Oh my god I just realized I have more posts then Navaria! Yay ^_^
Oh and I wouldnt go there to see Nav get beaten up, but I now girl fights go WILD ;)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:31:07 PM
riiiigggghhhttttt........
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:32:27 PM
First of all ew.. Dale and Nav are basically the same person and one is a clone body EW!!!! nasty
secondly ... have more post then me and Dale combined ... we talk then ;)
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:32:37 PM
Wait.....by tomorrow ill have more posts then Nav I kinda mislooked my posts numbers :D
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:34:10 PM
welll what! Hey cool down Ive been here since april! Ha! I recenlty joined swforums.net ;) Im still a hella of a massive poster
Chase Starwalker
Jul 14th, 2002, 07:42:06 PM
woa!
just noticed this post! having fun guys, i too haveta run...we shall continue this later :D
Jedi Master Leia Solo
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:13:00 PM
NAV(DALE)...YOU MNEH!!!! :mad
Give Chase his saber back!!!! NOW!!!
J/K:lol
But come on girl....don't do that Pleaseeeeeee!! And..heck you are picking on MY padawans!!! Grrrr!! Figures!!!
Now..you don't want ole Leia-Chan to show up and tick Dale-Chan off do ya ???!!!>D
Alpha
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:23:31 PM
Originally posted by Lance Stormrider
And the blonde haired man is right once again
Of course I am. I'm always right. :D
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:27:40 PM
Except when you are wrong
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:31:41 PM
And the evil man is right once again we know your secret Marcus..
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:34:45 PM
I'm not evil.
I'm just....... good depreciated
Alpha
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:39:49 PM
I'm never wrong...Well, except that one time...
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:43:18 PM
And that other one and that other one yeah yeah -____-
Alpha
Jul 14th, 2002, 08:45:10 PM
Shhh! they aren't supposed to know about those!
And Mark probably has a list of times I've been wrong saved just for this occassion, knowing him...:D
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 09:09:35 PM
:: PLaces a heavy, unburnable, undesructible book that has a Jedi Art placed on it so it can not be thrown out in the trash ::
Right here dude :)
Chase Starwalker
Jul 14th, 2002, 09:53:35 PM
Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
I'm not evil.
I'm just....... good depreciated
riiiiiiight! :lol
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 14th, 2002, 10:52:11 PM
:: Looks hurt ::
I'm a good boy I am!
Chase Starwalker
Jul 14th, 2002, 10:56:48 PM
:D
Alpha
Jul 15th, 2002, 06:31:55 AM
Then why do you have that book? :)
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 15th, 2002, 07:51:43 AM
Well, it never got to the sabre thing with Chase since Marcus intervened seeing as I had to leave :p
and what is Dale doing to your padawans? She is only messing with Hunk and Loki ^_^
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 15th, 2002, 04:10:14 PM
Why do I have the book?
:: Hands move fast and the book disappears ::
What book?
Alpha
Jul 15th, 2002, 05:21:57 PM
Wait...I saw a book...But, I....But...
*head explodes* Confuzzled!
Plo Koon
Jul 15th, 2002, 06:35:25 PM
Hey everybody...I just realized this post was goin on, I see you are all having fun making Alpha's head explode :D
Alpha
Jul 16th, 2002, 06:42:37 AM
Oh, be quiet!
*head reforms*
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 16th, 2002, 06:53:03 AM
oooh, icky icky goo!
Alpha
Jul 16th, 2002, 07:15:20 AM
*Hits Mark with a FORCE ALPHA*
hah! Take that! :)
Chase Starwalker
Jul 16th, 2002, 01:16:30 PM
*ducks for fear of incoming frying pan*
Alpha
Jul 16th, 2002, 01:23:11 PM
As if he could catch me! :)
Ange Tot
Jul 16th, 2002, 01:44:55 PM
:: enters thread wearing an apron and carrying a frying pan ::
:spank
Bad Jedi Boys!
Now go clean your room! And quit blowing up my Master's face! Even if it is an ugly one.
Alpha
Jul 16th, 2002, 02:20:22 PM
*wounded*
Oh, that stings...:)
Ange Tot
Jul 16th, 2002, 02:36:57 PM
*huggles Alphabits*
I'm kidding, you have a face any girl would love!
*pinches Alpha's cheeks*
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 16th, 2002, 04:02:22 PM
:: Hits Alpha with a Wok ::
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 16th, 2002, 04:36:14 PM
:smokin Alpha last time a girl pinched my cheeks she told me she wanted to go out with me a week later....:p Master and Apprentice XD
Alpha
Jul 16th, 2002, 05:35:43 PM
Oh be quiet Lance...:)
*throws a water balloon at Mark*
Ange~Of course! :) But now my ego is getting huge...Well...bigger then it already was...:D
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 16th, 2002, 07:18:22 PM
:: Pops Alpha ego with a oin ::
This forum aint big enough for both our egos
Chase Starwalker
Jul 16th, 2002, 09:24:00 PM
*dunnnnnnn showdown music begins playing*
Alpha
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:24:04 AM
first I need to know what an oin is...Is it similar to a pin? :)
*reinflates ego*
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 17th, 2002, 09:05:06 AM
you hit alpha with a wok? :lol
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 17th, 2002, 01:50:44 PM
Scaaaaaaary
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 17th, 2002, 04:13:44 PM
:: Hits Lance with a teddy bear ::
Xazor Elessar
Jul 17th, 2002, 04:20:38 PM
Ooooookaaaay.... :lol
Heya Lance, check your PMs....or the warrior thread.... :lol
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 17th, 2002, 04:22:24 PM
--takes Xazor as a shield-- Yeah yeah Im doing that now :P
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 17th, 2002, 04:46:33 PM
:: Hits Lance with a lollypop ::
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 17th, 2002, 04:58:03 PM
:: Ducks the lollypop and grabs right out of Marcus's hand, as he's gonna hit him he suddenly stops and looks at the lollypop::
Wait.....that's my favourite lollypop
:: Pops it in his mouth::
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:32:10 PM
It an all day sucker.
:p
Alpha
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:38:13 PM
:lol
you never answered me! What's an oin?!
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:42:14 PM
An oin is a oik. An Oik woud be said if say you got stepped on with a stilleto and oin would more drawn out and lower, like being punched in the nuts
Alpha
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:45:48 PM
Have had both done to me...Now I understand...:D
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:49:19 PM
NARF!
Alpha
Jul 17th, 2002, 05:54:34 PM
Curse my faulty memory, but what does NARF mean again?
It's summer, so my mind had begun to liquify...
Ange Tot
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:02:48 PM
Narf is everything and yet nothing! NARF!
Watch Pinky and the Brain my deprived master! *baps Alpha-bits with a slipper*
Liam Jinn
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:06:44 PM
Kids :rolleyes
:p
Ange Tot
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:10:57 PM
*baps Liam w/slipper*
Soon! I shall be GJO #1 Flirt!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! That's my dream.
Plo Koon
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:36:56 PM
Shibby!!! :D
Plo Koon
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:37:55 PM
Hey Marcus....Could you give me another CIT the one I have isnt doing it anymore. Do you something in mind?
Alpha
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:52:41 PM
Originally posted by Ange Tot
*baps Liam w/slipper*
Soon! I shall be GJO #1 Flirt!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA! That's my dream.
Good, then you can start w/ me! :) :D :lol
And, now it clicked with Pinky and the Brain, my genious apprentice. :) I now know what the hell you were saying. :D
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 17th, 2002, 07:12:31 PM
Plo needs a title and Dalee needs one too =P
:: wants a lolli :: :(
Chase Starwalker
Jul 18th, 2002, 12:18:16 AM
NARF WAR!
NAAAAAAARF!
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:18:53 AM
GRONK!
:: Gives Nav a sweetie ::
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:22:35 AM
Oh no....
GONK!
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:53:13 AM
That's Gav's line
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 05:44:00 AM
But he's not here is he? :)
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:58:46 AM
:crack
:: got her candy ::
:crack
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:49:02 AM
Nav is happy, huh?:)
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:51:39 AM
:D
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 18th, 2002, 10:04:38 AM
(Fines Alpha 100 credits for using the word he publically copyrighted)
My word! :mad
GONK! :D
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 10:10:04 AM
Well, you weren't around to use it!
*pays the hundred creds*
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 11:26:05 AM
-- steals everyone's underwear and runs away--
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 11:41:52 AM
-- Somehow, Lance doesn't see her so .. her underwear is safe --
:eek
Alpha isn't wearing any underwear ?! What the ... !
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 18th, 2002, 12:00:45 PM
(Doesn't wear underwear so Lance gets a nasty suprise.)
Chase Starwalker
Jul 18th, 2002, 12:05:59 PM
he's straigh commando!
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:18:35 PM
AHHH! Now we all know your secret Mr.Potter :lol
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:20:02 PM
Marcus please don't make a CT out of this one Ahh! =O
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:33:39 PM
Tis not a secret - I'm very open about my commando-ness. :mneh
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:16:08 PM
What commando? o.O I didn't see any I was talking about that line you got there :p (JK Dude)
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:16:54 PM
:lol Lance, leave the poor boy alone or I'll report you for sexual child abuse.
And to think, you put your hand down his pants ! :mad
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:18:17 PM
Oh alright oh alright :lol
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:27:28 PM
:mad :mad :mad
... :crack
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:29:26 PM
o_O...................*smokes his weed instead of looking at her* =P
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 02:59:13 PM
someone has been in my shroom stash again! :(
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 18th, 2002, 03:01:51 PM
I quite like my vertical smile, tis nothing to be ashamed of! :smokin
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 03:08:11 PM
Hey Lance, you're gonna need a hoe for that weed. :lol
(It was a pun)
... Ok, going to hide .. somewhere .. because I've got ... bad .. humor.
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 03:18:37 PM
I found it funny...:)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 03:51:23 PM
GRONK to you you little Commando Brat!
Liam Jinn
Jul 18th, 2002, 03:56:24 PM
You know, reading about Gav's copyright of his words brings back memories...
I copyrighted the word "Bah" many a day ago...Now all you sucka's that've used the word, PAY UP! :)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:03:01 PM
I dont usse that word, so NARF to you bucko
Liam Jinn
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:05:53 PM
:(
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:15:50 PM
Now I know who to tell my jokes to ! ^__^
-- Watches as Alpha runs off --
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:26:24 PM
*but he runs back in* Go ahead. give me your best shot! :)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:47:22 PM
Force frying pan!!
WHAM!!!
CLANG!!!!
Not a bad shot :)
Liam Jinn
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:48:20 PM
*notices the dents in the frying pan and winces*
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:52:37 PM
:mischief
There were three men who were stranded on a cannibal island and were captured. Being brought to the chief, he laughed at their scrawny bodies. "Seems like being a castaway took meat off your bones. Very well, we won't kill you. I want you to go into the jungle and three fruit (of the same kind), then come back here. You will then await further instruction." The men were grateful as to not being speared and eaten, so they all headed off into the jungle.
The first man comes back with three apples. The Chief says, "Very good. Now, I want you to stick them up your buttocks and don't laugh." The man thought this was odd, but he tried. And ended up laughing. He was put into a cage to be kept there until dinner time.
The second man came back with three berries. The Chief says," Very good. Now, I want you to stick them up your buttocks and don't laugh." The man managed to get two berries in, but then he bursted out laughing. He was put in the cage with the first man. The guy said, "Why'd you laugh ? You were so far !" And the second man replied, "I saw the third one coming back with watermelons."
Liam Jinn
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:56:03 PM
That has got to be one of the most disturbing stories ever told Salemn...:\
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 04:59:34 PM
Like I said, I've got bad humor.
:crack
Liam Jinn
Jul 18th, 2002, 05:08:19 PM
o_O
Plo Koon
Jul 18th, 2002, 05:38:45 PM
:lol
Salemn...That was one of the funnest jokes I have ever heard
:lol
But what happens to the 3rd guy?
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 06:21:09 PM
:lol :lol :lol!!!!
*laughs at the dents his head made on the frying pans*
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 06:40:36 PM
...<.<
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 06:41:31 PM
Originally posted by Salemn Lysce
Hey Lance, you're gonna need a hoe for that weed. :lol
(It was a pun)
... Ok, going to hide .. somewhere .. because I've got ... bad .. humor.
--Takes it the OTHER way--
A hoe!? If you mean a whore with who to share my weed with ;) then who's gonna be my whore? --looks at you--
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:21:48 PM
Riigggghhtttt....
Chase Starwalker
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:28:48 PM
NARF!
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:29:04 PM
Second thread he's said that...:) We might be pushing even MArk's limits for wierdness...Keep it up! :D
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:47:16 PM
ZOIK!
Chance
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:49:09 PM
FLOIKs!
*bops Marcus with a balloooon hammer!*
Alpha
Jul 18th, 2002, 07:55:24 PM
Real good way to get a panning...:)
Chance
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:01:26 PM
Ah... I know that :)
*Secretly, I was expecting a EDIT, but panning's better!*
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:06:01 PM
--got a 2nd "riiiiiiighhht" from Marcus--
Haha! I have more "riiiiiighhhhts" then ya'all :p
Chase Starwalker
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:13:06 PM
*gives Lance the finger*
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:14:54 PM
Meanie
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:18:02 PM
Marcus, don't let em get to you!
...only I cand do that! >D
GONK!
Chase Starwalker
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:23:25 PM
:: sticks out tongue ::
Navaria Tarkin
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:48:02 PM
:: gives Loki ... the ... LOOK ::
>D
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:49:48 PM
Lance, touch me and die.
Now, with that cleared up .. Have a nice day ! :)
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:52:27 PM
--touches you-- o.o.........
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:55:04 PM
Ahem .. Salemn is a Jedi so she won't kick your ass, but I can.
-- Prepares Lance's enema ... using her steel toe boot --
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 08:58:22 PM
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs to his room*
1 hour later
*Comes back and looks like Steiner from FF9* Go ahead!
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:01:48 PM
:idea
-- Walks out, then back in with three watermelons --
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:03:30 PM
:x
GRONK!
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:03:47 PM
--looks at the three watermelons-- And what are you going to do with those?
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:19:14 PM
:: Picks up a watermelon and smashes it over Lance's head ::
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:21:10 PM
:evil
Lance is going down
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:26:02 PM
--watches as all the red juice slides down on his iron armor, feels something heavy hit his head though and falls down not able of getting up because of the weight of the armor--
I shall have my revenge!!!
*Takes off his armor*
*Takes off his Nike stinky shoes he hasn't taken off in 4 months and has been running with them forever, points it towards Salemn and Marcus* Behold the all mighty Lance shoe!!!
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:29:36 PM
Okay, against my better judgemnet, here is my joke.
Three starving men a re caught by natives in the jungle. Now, as they have broken tribal laws of trespass, they are dragged before the Cheif to be sentanced.
"You not be here! You baaaaaaad! You get choice! Bunhabi first and we let you go or death!"
The first guy thinks about this and seems as he dont like death he says "I take Bunhabi!" - at which point every male in the village ....eeeerrrrr..... does something biological to him.
The second guy sees this torture and he being also of like mind - he doesnt want to die - cries out "Bunhabi!" And the eintire male population does the naughty biological thing to him.
The third guy, mortified, says out loud "NO! Death is better than this sodomy! You are all evil! I choose death!"
The chief grins evilly... "So be it. Death ... by BUNHABI!"
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:30:31 PM
Lance ... I'm on a swim team, and I can hold my breath.
-- Holds up Febreeze and sprays it in his shoe --
And I'm always armed.
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:30:37 PM
:: Takes off his shoe.... which I might add has never been washed and the cat has peed in .... and the hole Council room wilts ::
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:31:45 PM
I don't get it.......o.o...There are two options
1-I'm -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR-ing stupid
2-That joke was really boring,
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:32:53 PM
-- Sprays Marcus's shoe as well --
:lol Marcus. Nice joke.
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:35:05 PM
*faints from Marcus's shoe* oh alright you win
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:35:25 PM
:: Shoe runs away yelping ::
Salemn Lysce
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:37:42 PM
There's a guy that walks into an old fashioned bar. He glanced as the man who was playing the piano because he had a monkey. Shrugging, he sat down at the counter and ordered a beer. The monkey scampered over to him, lifted up its leg, and peed in his glass. Then, before it could get caught and killed by the furious man, it ran back to its owner. The guy stood up and walked over to the pianist, slamming his fist into the palm of his hand menancingly.
"Do you know your monkey just pissed in my beer ?" He asked. "Well, no," replied the pianist. "But if you sing it I'll play along."
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:41:07 PM
That's more like it! :) I unerstood it !!!!
(Nice joke XD)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:48:34 PM
Okay Imagine this....
There is this army base tadn there is 1000 new recruits there. At the front, there is a Sergant Major and he is nasty. He's also British.
"Riight you lot! Spape up you sad pathetic scum! ATTHEN....SHUN!"
2000 feet stamp together in mortal fear of the Sergant
"Right I have some bad news! Private Johnson, you mother just died!"
Private Johnson is a weedy little man, with glasses. "Wha... what was that Sarge?"
"YOUR MOTHER JUST DIED YOU MAGGOT! YOU FOUL FILTH RIDDEN PIECE OF TRASH! NOW STOP BUBBERING YOU SH IT AND BE A REAL MAN!"
Of course, this makes the poor private worse and the Sergant keeps his tirade going, getting worse and wrose. Now at the other side of the area, there was a Colonel and he saw all of this. Now, he is very Upper Class Brit, so he calls out in his manicured voice.. " Ahem! Excuse me Sergant, can I have a word with you? That would be grand and spiffing"
The Sergant pauses in mid yell "Rigght, I want you to pull yourselftogether you worm" he says to Jhnson before marching to the Colonel and Saluting real smart like
"YES SAH! REPORTING AS ORDER ... SAH!"
"At ease Sergant. Now, marvellous job you are doing Sargent, very spiffing and all that, tally ho, but have you ever heard of tact, by chance?"
The big man thinks about this. "Errr.... no I have not SAH!"
"Hmmmm, I supposed as much. Well Tact is where you do not yell out bad news, but you tell some one in a kind and considerate way. You know, break the news gently and kindy. You can do that, cant you Sargent?"
he thought about this "Well... Understood SAH!"
"Good" replied the Colonel. "Now, I have some bad news for you to convey. Private Johnson's Father died tragically in an accident involoving ronpes, rubber bands and kitty litterthat I would rather not go into details, the poor chap. Now, why dont you go over there and break the news to Johnson with some tact, hmmm?"
"YES SAH!!! RIGHT AWAY... SAH!"
The Sargent marches over to the squad and then screams out oto the men, who were gathered around the hapless Johnson and consoloing the poor man. "AATTTEN.... SHUN!"
2000 feet snap to attention. Now the Sarge thinks about this tact things and then gets an idea....
"RIGHT!!! ALL OF YOU WITH ONE PARENT STILL LIVING MOVE TO THE LEFT..... PRIVATE JOHNSON WHERE THE FRELLING HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?!?!"
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:50:14 PM
XD :lol
Chance
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:57:45 PM
I dun think I told the Restruant story :(
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 09:59:45 PM
What you waiting for?
Chance
Jul 18th, 2002, 10:09:49 PM
Alrite.. Mr. Impatient.
Imagin' This:
You walk into a Japanese/Chinese resturant for Lunch/Dinner/Breakfast. The cute waiter waiting at the door for ya welcomes you;
"Hello! Hello! Welcome to (Insert random Resturant name here)! You Eat Yes? Eat?!"
Well, you say 'yeah sure, why not.' or something to that matter cause your reply dont matter. Anyway, She take's ya to a table with those chopstick thingys and grabs the little ordering thingyamagig from her apron.
"Order? Order yes? What you order?" She says in her extremely bad english but with nuff of it to try to get you to order, before you begin orderin' She turns and yells some Jap/Chi into the kitchen.
A old Jap/Chi man peeks out and shouts somthing that sounds like 'Yah Yah! I Dunt know' if you stayed awake in Jap/Chi class. Fuming, She takes your order and send's it to the cook.
You wait for a few minutes, dont matter how long, and then she comes back with your drink. "Enjoy Enjoy!" she speaks in her horrid english, then runs off to the kitchen shouting more Jap/Chi.
Well, Eventually, your order gets to ya and she does the 'Enjoy Enjoy' rutine again with more shoutin' at the kitchen.. Well.. This time she stomps into the kitchen and shortly after you hear:
*Woom woom woom woom woom woom THIK!*
The Waitress comes back outside, a little grin on her face.
"We get n00 cook soon! noo cook! Yes!"
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 18th, 2002, 11:29:18 PM
:lol
Chase Starwalker
Jul 19th, 2002, 04:59:07 AM
The GJO comedy hour! :lol
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 19th, 2002, 05:38:55 AM
Hey, we all need a laugh to get by in life. I probably do crap on a but too much these days, but I just need to relax and chill out.
Threads like this just keep drawing me back and loving this place
Alpha
Jul 19th, 2002, 06:36:08 AM
:lol!! Good jokes everyone!
Chance
Jul 19th, 2002, 07:32:30 AM
:)
Salemn Lysce
Jul 19th, 2002, 08:39:05 AM
There's a truck driver who's load is computers, and he has to deliver them to a company. Well, on his way there, he decides to take a break and parks at a bar. While he's opening the door, he notices that there's a sign that says, "No Geeks." Scratching the back of his neck, he closed the door behind him and saw that the bartender was holding a rifle, aiming towards him. "What's the meaning of this?!" yelled the truck driver. "Ah, okay. You're not Geek," said the barkeep. The truck driver sat down and was about to order a Corona when someone else came in. They had red glasses on and a plaid shirt tucked in their jeans. "Hey guys! You want to play Scrabble? I've got-" his words were cut off because just then the bartender shot him. "Why'd you do that?" asked the truck driver. "Because it's Geek Season. They all come out from their parents' dens and overrun the town. You're allowed to shoot them," was the reply.
Well, the truck driver finished his drink and he got back into his truck and started to drive. Suddenly, a deer ran across the road and he swerved into a pole. All the computers began to fall out of the truck and he heard several cries of joy. Picking up his rifle, he opened his door and went outside, to see a crowd of geeks around the cargo. He began to shoot them, yelling angrily. After they scattered away, a police car pulled up. "Sir, you're under arrest." said the cop. "But it's Geek Season!" protested the truck driver. "I know that Sir .. But you're not allowed to bait them."
Liam Jinn
Jul 19th, 2002, 09:00:44 AM
Awww...don't Lance and Salemn make a cute couple :p
Sorry, go back to the jokes :)
Jedi Master Leia Solo
Jul 19th, 2002, 09:42:50 AM
o_O **Raises eyebrow at Liam**
No match making you hear :p
K...back to jokes :D
Chase Starwalker
Jul 19th, 2002, 11:02:04 AM
Lance and Salem sittin in a tree... :D
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 19th, 2002, 12:33:37 PM
Originally posted by Liam Jinn
Awww...don't Lance and Salemn make a cute couple :p
Sorry, go back to the jokes :)
AHEM! Whatever!
Alpha
Jul 19th, 2002, 01:12:00 PM
:lol I must agree with the rest of them Lance...:D
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 19th, 2002, 01:16:04 PM
NOOOOO Not you too Alpha!!! Buddy :d!! Please tell them their wrong=P
Salemn Lysce
Jul 19th, 2002, 01:38:05 PM
:mad @ those who agree with Liam
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 19th, 2002, 01:44:47 PM
Spank them Salemn! =P
Alpha
Jul 19th, 2002, 02:04:47 PM
:lol!!! I would comment, but I refrain from it. Liam knows what I'm thinking, somaybe he'll say it! :D
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 19th, 2002, 02:31:57 PM
Wha? o_O =S
Alpha
Jul 19th, 2002, 03:01:08 PM
Ask Liam...I don't feel like dying...Laim~Would you care to explain? :)
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 19th, 2002, 04:33:45 PM
o.O I wanna know!
Salemn Lysce
Jul 19th, 2002, 05:26:07 PM
Lance, shut up.
Please.
Just shut up.
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 19th, 2002, 05:29:14 PM
Oooh, I like that joke Salemn :)
Liam Jinn
Jul 19th, 2002, 09:26:23 PM
:lol
Alpha, perhaps if you had spelled my name right, I'd consider it :p
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 20th, 2002, 02:05:40 AM
Saddam Hussein telephones George Bush and says, "We've had a change of heart. We've decided to let your weapons inspectors in."
Bush is taken aback.
"What do you mean?" he says. "What has prompted this?"
The Iraqi leader laughs. "Let's just say we've changed our minds. But there is one condition: we want Arthur Andersen to do the counting."
Alpha
Jul 20th, 2002, 06:38:50 PM
Liam~It was a typo! :) :D :lol!
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 20th, 2002, 07:07:40 PM
Originally posted by Salemn Lysce
Lance, shut up.
Please.
Just shut up.
? o_O What did I do? =(
Chase Starwalker
Jul 20th, 2002, 11:49:22 PM
you...were...born!
:)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 20th, 2002, 11:53:39 PM
Woo woo woo.... keep it friendly people.....
Chase Starwalker
Jul 21st, 2002, 01:58:03 AM
or Marcus will regulate!
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 21st, 2002, 02:29:25 AM
I thought you said regurgitate there for a second...
Alpha
Jul 21st, 2002, 08:53:00 AM
:lol...But you're not drunk yet MArk, so no possibility of that for a while, huh? ;) :D :)
I'm going to get panned, aren't I...?
Plo Koon
Jul 21st, 2002, 03:36:04 PM
yes you are
*shoots a frying pan at Alpha*
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 21st, 2002, 05:24:04 PM
Considering I dont drink... the chances of me chundering or driving the porceilen Bus are remote
Chase Starwalker
Jul 22nd, 2002, 12:04:33 AM
Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
I thought you said regurgitate there for a second...
ewwwwwww :x
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 22nd, 2002, 02:20:43 AM
I really should be wearing glasses or reading the screen in braille
Chase Starwalker
Jul 22nd, 2002, 02:37:30 AM
:lol
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 22nd, 2002, 06:10:36 AM
reading the screen in braille
LMAO!
That's a wonderful mental image. :lol
Helenias Evenstar
Jul 22nd, 2002, 06:33:37 AM
Just please dont ask how the green pumps on the screen got there.
It will make you ill.
Alpha
Jul 22nd, 2002, 07:24:13 AM
....? :)
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 22nd, 2002, 05:00:36 PM
..o_O
Alpha
Jul 22nd, 2002, 05:09:17 PM
I don't think I want to know...
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 22nd, 2002, 05:46:00 PM
o_O
:x
Alpha
Jul 22nd, 2002, 06:02:07 PM
:lol
Chase Starwalker
Jul 23rd, 2002, 09:31:38 PM
:P
Can of WTF
Jul 23rd, 2002, 10:50:13 PM
:: The legendary CAN rolls in and looks up and see the WTF'ness ::
j000 pwnd!! j00 ph34r /V\3 c5u53 ][ 4/V\ WTF!!!!
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 24th, 2002, 04:43:08 PM
*Takes out his shotgun and shoots it the WTFnesss::
"Wtf?"
Alpha
Jul 24th, 2002, 04:51:50 PM
Don't shoot Can!!! :)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 24th, 2002, 06:29:01 PM
Lance.... bad move. The Can is much loved
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 24th, 2002, 07:03:22 PM
Oups :rolleyes
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 24th, 2002, 07:11:52 PM
If Dasquain saw you shooting the Can..... he would beat you up
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 24th, 2002, 07:45:13 PM
*Seeks Jen-Jen then*
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 24th, 2002, 08:00:03 PM
She luvs the Can. The Can is specsal :), cause she won a lifetime WTF achievement award
Alpha
Jul 25th, 2002, 08:06:27 AM
How DID she win that again? :)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 25th, 2002, 05:08:30 PM
Where do you start?????
Alpha
Jul 25th, 2002, 06:25:07 PM
Where you always do. The beginning.
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 25th, 2002, 09:12:38 PM
There is simply too much to explain how she won that. Way too much. Lets just say it was well deserved
Alpha
Jul 26th, 2002, 06:13:39 AM
Something tells me there are parts of it I don't want to know...
Chase Starwalker
Jul 26th, 2002, 11:35:38 AM
your probably right alpha...
Alpha
Jul 26th, 2002, 11:44:22 AM
Need I say it again? :)
I always am...:)
Chase Starwalker
Jul 26th, 2002, 04:59:40 PM
:rolleyes
:)
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 26th, 2002, 07:17:31 PM
o_O weirdos =P
Alpha
Jul 26th, 2002, 09:10:57 PM
Thank you. :)
*bows*
Plo Koon
Jul 28th, 2002, 10:52:54 AM
I just want to know why the can is so special
Alpha
Jul 28th, 2002, 01:52:15 PM
Cause it's the embodiment of WTFness. :)
Chase Starwalker
Jul 28th, 2002, 02:52:18 PM
the name says it all my friend, WTF!
imported_Lance Stormrider
Jul 28th, 2002, 05:21:20 PM
*WTFS*
vBulletin, 4.2.1 Copyright © 2024 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.