It wasnt my fault!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I went back to my old high school last night for the first time in 15 years. It's certainly changed a lot.....


And this morning the news reports came out that the school had been burnt down.

What a creepy co-incidence

[Morgan Evanar]

uh huhh.....

[Lord Gue]

Hey! Come visit my old school, i really hated it!

[Fire Marshall Bill]

School burned down eh?

I spose you ruffians had nothing to do with it huh?

LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!

[JaAku Dama]

was it started with a broom? then i could see marcus being the one who did it...:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

well apparently it did start in the canteen.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

The fire started in a smallish, metallic container for holding liquids? Strange, indeed! ;)

[Helenias Evenstar]

Would that container be used for say.....frying items?

Dont believe him, he is a pyromaniac. This a man who reguarly blows up letterboxes and creates the most unbelieveable bomb out of sparklers. The horror stories I could tell of his antics.... it defies belief he has not been arrested.

[Darth Viscera]

I'll say. He was talking to me on AIM when Johnny Law came snooping around after the sparkler bomb. Way I remember it, he ran out of earshot.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Awww, just because I like to blow things up in unusual ind inventive ways.....


Like the time there was some teenagers bonking in a station wagon and me being as I am, snuck over and blasted the car's muffler to pieces with a rather large firework.......

[Darth Viscera]

You're incorrigable!

[Jen]

some teenagers bonking in a station wagon

o_O

[Admiral Lebron]

I blow stuff up...mostly little children and squirrels.

[Jen]

And don't get arrested for it? O_o

[Admiral Lebron]

Nah. Like the worst thing I ever did was spray a kid with gasoline then try to light him on fire. ( I was like 14, he was 10)

[Jen]

Oh, just a little assault and arsen then :rolleyes

[Chance]

I constructed a dry ice bomb the equivilant of a m100 :)


...

Ok ok.. Ten of em..

And set them around the station..

..

All they did was make EXTREMELY loud noises.. Fun watching teh cops scramble as the first went off...

^___^

[Marcus Telcontar]

We had a kill switch in a rally car.

While driving down the street, use the kill switch to shut the motor down.

Pump throttle five times.

Switch the kill switch on

2 seconds later, one exhaust flameout explosion that will make those nearby hit the ceilings.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

*Tries to think of something destructive shes done*

















Ok, so Ive led a sheltered life :\

[Darth Vader]

I shot a squirrel with 12 gauge buckshot, from 6 feet away.


There was a tail left, and reddish mist

[Marcus Telcontar]

Denotated 20 cubic meters of methane / air mix in a gallery that was buit like a mine entrance at a test site.

Seeing trees cut in half 50 meters away from the tunnels entrance was.... awe inspiring.

[Alpha]

I've just launched artillery shells from launchers strapped to my wrist at friends...burned down three miles of mesquite that way...:D

[Jen]

I... uh... crushed a can?

.__.

[Daren Trevelan]

I shot a squirrel with an elephant gone.

Contrary to Vader's experience I found nothing except a foot and what looked like maybe a piece of intestine.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Throwing spark plugs on the neigbours tin shed can be amusing too

[imported_Corin Zetith]

"Worst i've done is fill a three foot rocket to the very top of the nose with gasoline and ignite the engine, watching as the rocket lifted up a few feet and blew outwards lighting the surrounding grass on fire and burning about an acre and a half of my dads newly planted corn!"

"that was only a few years ago when i was about 14, now im 16 and blowing things up and playing with gasoline and fire is just as much fun as it ever was!"

"Smoke bombs are cool too!":)

[AmazonBabe]

O_o O_o O_o

Remind me not to have any of you over for a BBQ...

o_O

[Marcus Telcontar]

Liquid Oxygen on the BBQ...... it will create so much heat, it will melt it

[AmazonBabe]

:eek

^see above post by me.

[Marcus Telcontar]

If there is a way to destroy it, I know it ^_^

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

I cant accurately recall if it was Lady Vader or LD who said, "You people scare me!" I concur :eek :mneh

[Marcus Telcontar]

I think it was LD. And the ironic thing is, she's just as scary and insane as the rest of us

[ReaperFett]

I worry people more than scare people :)

[Alpha]

MarkYou have to teach me some of the ways of destroying things you know...:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Alpha, start small. With a 20lb sledgehammer. If you can weild that thing, much destruction can be done. Oh yeah, the next step is a angle grinder. And then progress to Gas Axe.

[Lady Vader]

o_O

Excuse me while I put Marcus out.

*:headbash:headbash:headbash Marcus with 20lb sledge hammer.*

[ReaperFett]

I feel left out :(

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes

*:headbash Fett.*

Better? :)

[Alpha]

20 lb sledgehammers are easy...:) Angle Grinder I've used before. Now, tell me about this gas axe...:D :evil

[ReaperFett]

Yes, thankyou :)

[Jared Mriad]

Alpha, start small. With a 20lb sledgehammer. If you can weild that thing, much destruction can be done. Oh yeah, the next step is a angle grinder. And then progress to Gas Axe.


WTH is a Gas Axe? Oh.. and can a modified golfball launcher substitue for it? :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

You uncultured swine. A Gas Axe is an Oxy-Aceteline torch.

:: Srts fire to AB's shoes ::

[Alpha]

Uh...Here in the US we're simple...We just call it a torch...


Mark~Ever played with water dynamite? Fun!!! :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Water Dynamite no, but ANFO yes.

[AmazonBabe]

:: Takes off flaming shoes and throws them at Marcus. One misses as he ducks, but the other catches him squarely upside the head, setting his hair on fire. ::

:p

[ReaperFett]

Woooooooo, flaming shoe :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: TODAY ON NIGHTLINE

Reports today of a massive blaze on Coruscant have been put down to a hippy's hair catching alight. The hippy, believed to be some bum with a Ewok's weapon, had enough hair to burn that it sent a noxious cloud over the lower levels near the Jedi Temple. Eyewitnesses say the unwashed hair ignited in a huge fireball, fuelled by hair oil and dead twigs. The hippy is reported to be unhurt, but looking for a green woman whom he says he will use a set of hedgeclippers to cut off her eyebrows ::

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Clive Jerrard]

Green woman? I don't see any green woman...

[Raunkks]

Nope... no green woman about...

[Javus Parr]

Green woman? We have plenty of those on the Saiatah High Roller... but they're Twi'lek dancers. He didn't say anything about dancers...

[T'catnoc Terces]

Slinks away as he has no information to offer.

[Alpha]

ANFO?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ammonium Nitrate based grains. Very powerful and definantly not to be screwed with. Used it to do some stump clearing in a paddock.

[Chance]

THE SECRET DIARY OF ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN FOUND!

Day One:

Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.


Day Four:

Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
Not King yet.

Day Six:
Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.

Day Ten:

Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.
Not King today either.

Day Eleven:
Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.

Legolas may be hotter than me.
I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

Day 28:

Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.

Day 30:
In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.

Nice chat with Boromir. He's not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.

Day 32:
Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.

I think Legolas might be kinda gay.

Nope, not King.

Day 33:
Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.

Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.

Day 34:
Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?

My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?

Not so sure about me either.

Still not King, goddammit.


^__^ Not as good as a boom, but close nuff!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Bookmarked that a loooong time ago :p


GRONK!

[Chance]

How was I to know?!
...

Maybe I did know.. ::mischief

[Marcus Telcontar]

I like Arwen's the best

[Chance]

I just read that one :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I am NOT a Pervy Hobbit Fancier!

[Gabran Darkysa]

:lol I haven't read them all yet but very funny stuff!!!

[Live Wire]

fett is so needy

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Stops dead ::

Wha.....?

[Live Wire]

lol I was bored and that was my random coment of the day.

I have a theory that fett is always lurking and Im timing how long it takes him to respond to that post.

[Jedi Neo]

Great, if I ever need a demolitions (sp) expert, then I'll call ya Mark.

As for the rest of you... You all do little stuff.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Umm yeah, it was certainlyt a random comment LW. It certainly threw me off the rails.

[Jedi Neo]

Since we're on the topic of mindless destruction, I guess that <a href=http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/07/16/burned.kitten.ap/index.html>This Might make the Cat lovers mad. </a> I know it makes me mad....

[ReaperFett]

I went bed at 4AM :)


Up at 9.25, got to be out the house soon.





fett is so needy
Cripes, tell me about it :)

[Alpha]

Mark~I lost the addy for the site (The LOTR diary thingy). Could you please give it to me?

[Lady Vader]

Bastard trying to BBQ that poor kittten. Boy, if I could get my claws on him, I'd show him what real pain is like... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :verymad

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/


Secret LOTR diaries. Parental guidance recommended :)

[Alpha]

Thankies. :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*wanders off to LOTR site* lol, tis funny as hell.....*reads about kitten* must kill ppl responsible!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I dont like reading about cruelty to anything :(

[Alpha]

Even Peeps Bunnies?

[Marcus Telcontar]

They aint a anything that is alive. I've never been one to inflict needless suffereing and if I need to kill something, I'ld do it as fast as I can.

[Alpha]

Good strategy...I'm the same way...Except with bugs...Then I have fun...:evil...:)