Free dessert!!!

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Howdy everybody! I'm back! And I've got new wheels!

*Holds up new wheels*

Actually I stole them from Marcus' car, but oh well.

A shout out to all the new people. Woo! Keep those geezers in line. Make sure they get their medication and such.

To all you geezers: I didn't call you geezers, it was someone else... geezers.

Me, my job is to look tough and kick ass. So as long as there's still an ample supply of asses for kicking, I'm good and arrogant. Also, I brought some pie!

*Hands out pie*

[Navaria Tarkin]

HOLY CRAP!!

Break out the Foster's Scorp is back :p :lol

[Morgan Evanar]

o_o wow... he's alive... or something.

Wheres that necromancer!

[Jyanis Scorpion]

That's right, I've made a legendary return... but noone is eating my pie. :(

[Loki Ahmrah]

(Eats Scorp's pie)

Welcome back. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Heeeeey, my main man! How the hell are you going!

And gimme that pie!

[Alpha]

Hiya Scorp!!

*steals the pie*

[Helenias Evenstar]

Master Scorpion! You are indeed a welcome sight!

[Hunk]

Excuse me, I was under the impression there would be punch and pie.

::eyes pie::

Huzzah! And welcome back, Jyanis

[Liam Jinn]

SCORP!!! Welcome back :)

[AmazonBabe]

Scorpion... ?... Scorpion?... Scorpion.......... hmmmmmm, that name sounds awfully familiar...

:p :D

[Salemn Lysce]

Even though I've never had the chance to meet you, welcome back ! :)

[imported_Natia Telcontar]

Never met you before Scorpian, but Welcome Back anyways.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oooh... General Scorp, I had almost forgotten you were member here

[Kelt Simoson]

General Scoop!?....ohh...Scorp..sorry.

[Estelle Russard]

Hiya Scorp. :)

[Jedi Neo]

And so the General returns....

And now all is good in the land...
Wait a min, since when did he have a pie? :(

:huh

[Marcus Telcontar]

I thought he always had pie?

[Helenias Evenstar]

Good Lord, the good General! I have not seen you for far too long

[Jyanis Scorpion]

I don't know what to say... This is all so overwhelming!

:cry

:cry

:cry

Can I... Can I borrow some money?

:cry

:cry

Hehe

[Marcus Telcontar]

What happened to the dosh we nicked from TSE?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

I misplaced my personal share. That's not important right now.

What's important is that I still have a room here. It apparently has been a supply closet for the past couple months. I opened the door and all this junk fell on me, and it wasn't mine! I have the curtosy to pile it in a corner.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I would have thrwon it out or put it in someone else's room :)

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Yours was locked.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I have the key to Yog's room. How about we stash it in there?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Considering the ceiling is like three feet high, I doubt we'll get much in.

[Marcus Telcontar]

You would be surprised. If not, I suppose we can shoot out a few walls and such and renovate

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Well, it sounds kind of cruel... but I just can't say no to senseless destruction, especially if I somehow profit.

[Liam Jinn]

Scorp...AIM...Scorp...AIM...

[Jyanis Scorpion]

No AIM. AIM bad. Me use MSN now.

general_scorpion@hotmail.com

[Marcus Telcontar]

It's either that or you get to make an extention on my apartment, which I share with two kids, 10 cats, two insame droids and a woman with a fetish for ripping arms off.

Just your kind of place actually

[Liam Jinn]

Ick...Bad Scorp. Get on MSN then?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Yes, I will add even more livelihood to your quaint little home. Plus I make like the best waffles ever.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Good stuff.... well, lets get the extention made!