=D I slept with THE admin

[ReaperFett]

Shall I lock you two in? :)

[Xanatos Etanial]

I would like to see this thread executed.

[Leeloo Mina]

Awww... why? :-p

[Xanatos Etanial]

Because it's evil!

[Leeloo Mina]

No it's not!!! It'as good!! Now.. shawn, I command that you make me a mod since I slept with you.

[ReaperFett]

Oooh, blackmail :)

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol no, the only 'blackmail' I have is the picture of him sitting beside jeseth in the powerpuff girls with his shirt off :)

[Leeloo Mina]

I also want another one of those virgin strawberry daquiris =) and some popcorn and some dip and dots... yeah.

[Vinny Red]

Beer

[Shawn]

I was sitting beside you during that movie, as well. :p

[Anduri1]

Marcus, its certainly gone past an OMG. I think its now an OMFGXIN (OH MY ******* GOODNESS! XAZOR IS NAKED)

*Jaw drops* :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Marcus, its certainly gone past an OMG. I think its now an OMFGXIN (OH MY ******* GOODNESS! XAZOR IS NAKED)


* Faints *

* revivies *

* Reads thread cause he missed that part *

* Brain explodes *

[ReaperFett]

I remained calm and composed :)

[Leeloo Mina]

Oh YEAH! Not only did I sleep with shawn but I sat next to him shirtless! buwhahaha!!

[ReaperFett]

And? I sleep with myself wearing but a T-Shirt and boxers!

[Marcus Telcontar]

:x :x

This whole thread has become a TMI

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol

isn't it great? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

That depends I guess on what the TMI is.

[ReaperFett]

Which parts were good, and which was bad? :)

[Gav Mortis]

I really don't know how to take this thread...with a pinch of salt perhaps. o_O

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[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ummm, I think I'm with Gav on this one o_O

This thread...... it just disturbs me

[DarthDarkCloak]

OHHH A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What amazes me more is that this thread is 14 pages long................

[Leeloo Mina]

That monkey looks starved.. *feeds it gav and s'Ilancy*

now it looks better!

<=====

thats what you get for sleeping with the admin ;)

[Silus Xilarian]

~~Jumps into the thread in a Shawn disguise~~

Hey look, im Shawn, who wants to touch me?

~~Sticks out arm~~

[ReaperFett]

No, I'm Shawn-acus!



:)

[Silus Xilarian]

Fine.....

But the offer is still open....

Who wants to touch me?

~~leaves arm held out~~

[Leeloo Mina]

.....O.o

*takes the REAL shawn*

[ReaperFett]

How can you tell? :)

[Leeloo Mina]

He smells diffrent :)

[Silus Xilarian]

Hey everyone look over here....Im the REAL Shawn....you just have to trust me on this one ;)

[Leeloo Mina]

*sniffs him* Liar.

[Silus Xilarian]

No no...you see I had to cover my scent, you know cause i was being chased by a bunch of women....

[crono katon]

wakes up from his nap and every one is still strange

[Silus Xilarian]

Rip Van Winkle said the same thing

[ReaperFett]

Maybe he is wearing "The Essense of Nup" aftershave, thus throwing you completely ;)

[Gav Mortis]

Ok. Leeloo, I am absolutely convinced you are on heat at the moment. :spank

[ReaperFett]

How does that smiley have relevence? :)

[Leeloo Mina]

nah I;m just really bored =P

and.. only the REAL Nup would be able to do something godly

[Silus Xilarian]

~~Destroys a few 3rd world countries~~

Hows that?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh look, instead of a game of I'm Spartucus, we can have a game of..

No, I'M NUPRAPTOR!

[Silus Xilarian]

No no, IM Nupraptor

[Marcus Telcontar]

No, I'm NUPRAPTOR!

[Silus Xilarian]

~~Pulls off mask~~

HAHAHA SEE...IM NUPRAPTOR

~~Pulls of Nupraptor mask~~

HAHAHA IM..... wait a min...

~~Puts Nupraptor mask back on~~

IM NUPRAPTOR!!!!!!!

[imported_Taja Loraan]

:: sticks feline Nuppy into the screen ::

He's Nupraptor. Cuter than the human version, too. :)

The Powerpuff Girls movie is out?!! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!!! >=( :: runs off to bootleg DVD store ::

Which reminds me .. for a Muslim country, I find it odd that all these DVD stores should have so few English movies, and yet stacks and stacks of stuff labelled "SEX".

I'm in porn heaven. :D

[Silus Xilarian]

So hes Nupraptor also......

Why didnt I think of this before....

~~Runs off to create an army of people who can be Nupraptor ALSO~~ *insane giggles* :evil >D

[Surpanakha]

.. why does everybody drool over Leeloo and not me? >=(

[Silus Xilarian]

~~Drools~~

[Surpanakha]

Drooling is, like, SO last year.

[Marcus Telcontar]

My drool gland only reacts to one woman

[Silus Xilarian]

For that, I salute you......

~~salutes, and drools at multiple females~~

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

* o_O at thread* meowr?

[Can of WTF]

* The Can rools in, looks at thread *

OMG j00 fuX0r3d up! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

* The Can stands amazed, for it itself has been completely WTF'ed and is complete awe and the WTF goodness in this thread *

ph34r m3!

[Christopher Gue]

GOD! I was wondering when the can would show up!

[Figrin D'an]

O_o


I'm still trying to figure out why I even bothered to look at this topic...

Maybe I'll go sniff some glue to kill the brain cells that store the memories of anything associated with this thread... I think I'd be willing to suffer any potential side effects...

[Vinny Red]

my god 3l33t is hard to read when yhour drunk so don't tuype it because then i have to think and the hamster on the whel in my head doens' tlike to tjhink,. he just likes to run and spin his wheel and stuff. so yheah go to 'er and don't do 3l33t but only cause i say so, andi rock so yeah


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[IG-88]

Fortunately, I can just delete my memory files of reading through all of this bizarre uselessness and add a notice for myself to never view this sad, pathetic little topic ever again.

As a final word to you biologicals, I wish to say that I have never nor do I nor will I ever sleep. And even if I could, I have not, do not, and will not ever do it in the presence of this "Shawn" being. My reasons are my own, but they follow the lines of "I hate human beings" and "all biological life forms should be exterminated".

Thank you.

Good-bye!

[Anduri1]

im with marcus, i drool over only one woman. However, I CAN drop my jaw when i see some other women run past me nekkid.

*faints, knicking his head on a wall*

*KIA*

[ReaperFett]

LOL IG-88!!! :)

[Surpanakha]

I believe I was the only normal person in this thread. That's what we normal people do .. try to sprinkle our faery sanity on others. :) Think it worked?

[Leeloo Mina]

Nope it didn't work.. and WHO drools over me? o_O;;

:lol:lol very nice IG-88

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Pulls on Woody suit ::

YOU.

ARE!!

NOT!!

NORMAL!!!

YOU ARE A ROLEPLAYER!!!! ROLEPLAYERS ARE NOT NORMAL!!! THEY ARE NOT SANE!!!!! ooohhh look, a dollar on the ground, who dropped that?

[Leeloo Mina]

I DID!! IT'S MINE!!!


And I agree.. no roleplayers are normal. None of them are sane!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Caaaaan! :D

[Silus Xilarian]

"ooohhh look, a dollar on the ground, who dropped that?"

Whats the big deal about a dollar? :huh

[Gash Jiren]

j00 r n0t l33t, f00. 1 \/\/1ll \/\/h00p j00r n00b @$$.

[Anduri1]

Hey, normal in comparison to who?

There is no such thing as a normal person.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Looks at Gash and does the translation::

Oh, 1337 h4X0r d00d? Well HACK THIS!!!

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!


WHAM!!!


:: lus3r script kiddiz is belted away from the keyboard, high wide and handsome into a pit of savage Character Accountants!! ::

That'll teach you to waste bandwidth, script kiddy!


:p

[crono katon]

*Drools over any hot woman he see and has no chance with*

[imported_Taja Loraan]

.. am I like THE only person who's never been Force Panned?!! O_o :: hangs head in shame :: DISGRACE!! ;_;

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Uhm .. I think I ought to explain my behavior in this thread. Though I didn't really do anything too weird .. the day Leeloo posted this, I woke up at 6am, the time I usually go to bed, and 9 hours earlier than I wake up. So, well .. I was feeling a bit odd. Also, I believe the little smiley pills had something to do with it, but they can't be held responsible for my actions. So .. yeah. Sorry. :(

[Anduri1]

Your not the only one. I aint bin panned either :)

[Shawn]

(huggles Taja)

No need to explain anything. :)

[Silus Xilarian]

Im betting Shawn's never been panned :rolleyes

[Shawn]

And I'm betting you've never been Trouted.

(Out of nowhere, a 2' long trout appears in Shawn's hand. Quicker than greased lightning, the trout swings through the air like a bat, whacking Silus squarely upside the head with a wet *THUNK*. His flailing body soars through the air, winding up somehwere near New Zealand.)

[Silus Xilarian]

Can I have another? O_o :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

HEY!!! Dont hit him near me!!!


FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

:: Marcus leaps out of his home in Australia and in a total illogical unsound move, teleports to New Zealand. He uses a set of binoculrs and gets a sighter of the incoming trajectory, moves into position, and waits .... and wiats.... and then like Lleyton Hewitt smashing home a winner at Wimbledon...::

WHAM!!!! WHACK!!!


:: Smashes a cross court winner with Silus hitting a ball boy!! And that's it! Marcus Q'Dunn wins the 2002 tennis championship!! ::

[Christopher Gue]

*FORCE YOYO!!!!*
*Wraps them all up in an Around the world spin*

[Silus Xilarian]

OMG....My first time being trouted and panned...both in the same thread AND i got to meet the actual Can of WTF

I gets no better

[DarthDarkCloak]

OK, thats it..................

Time out.................


Look at yourselves, this thread has gone to 17 flipping pages. Do you have any idea how much energy was wasted on it. If everyone stops now we can all pretend like it never happened...........

[Xanatos Etanial]

I agree. We must all stop posting in this thread now, there should be no more posts.

::Realizes that he's just posted here, and kept it going::

OH GOD NO!

[Gash Jiren]

Marcus 1$ n0+ l33t. h3 1$ a n00b.

1 @/\/\ a l33t h@x0r, f00. \/\/h3n ][ @/\/\ d0n3 l33t1ng j00r n00b @$$, ][ will h@x0r j00r c0mP.

Okay... that's getting a little tiring, now.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Four words to you Gash

You.

Are.

Script.

Kiddy.

:p

[crono katon]

*posts*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I have just come back from being away for ONE, count 'em, ONE night.

This thread appeared while I was gone. It is (at 50 posts per page) at SEVEN (7) pages now.

I read them all.

And all I have to say is. I slept with Nupraptor before Leeloo did. Not that it matters. :)

Other than that, this whole thread was intensely disturbing, and I'm going to have to have years of professional therapy. >_<

[Shawn]

actually, I slept on the floor. :p You didn't want to share your bed with me. :grumble

[ReaperFett]

LD, Im dissapointed we didnt get you in therapy earlier :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I seem to recall a nap on the bed. :p

But the floor is pretty darn close, anyway, even if we disregard the nap.

[crono katon]

Yeah well I sat on Demonnights and Leeloo bed

[Lilaena De'Ville]

and I NEED SOME!

A nap, that is. *goes and takes one without paying for it* >D

[Lady Vader]

Guh... sleep sounds good right about now. :zzz

[Shawn]

If sleeping sounds good, how does sleeping with me sound? :angel

[Morgan Evanar]

Not as good as sleeping with me =]

[ReaperFett]

And better than........




Nah, I cant be bothered to do humour at my own expense today :)

[Anduri1]

Id prefer just to sleep, im too tired for that sort of thing.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well as much as I AM a snuggle bunny...I dunno. :D I'm just impossible to figure out. Thats all there is to it. :)

[Helenias Evenstar]

Seeing a thread like this really makes me doubt ....

Oh who would I be kidding. Your all insane I know your all quite well aware of it

[Anduri1]

How insane am I? How long is a piece of string.

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

okay then LD, I was the first to sleep with nup all night then. =P

how's that?

and... I'm sorry about this thread too. I hardly post here though.. so this won't be happing for a VERY VERY long time.. if ever. :)

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Um .. yay? O_o

[Shawn]

Alright... who wants to sleep with me next? I can keep this up (sic) all day. :D

[ReaperFett]

I dont want to know the meanining of your last post :)

[Gia Van Derveld]

lol Nup!

I'll have to pass, since I'm becoming a nun. :\

[Shawn]

I sleep with nuns, too... I don't discriminate. :)

[Threepio]

...what about droids?

Ahem! I mean, I -

- I have to be going! Oh my! *waves hands in the air and shuffles away*


(LOL couldn't help it. NO Threepio is NOT GAY! NOT AT ALL!)

[TheHolo.Net]

*blink*

*blink*

*blink*

>_<

[Threepio]

*HUGGLES SWFANS.NET* Glad to see you back around :)

I'm still not gay! Honest!

[Marcus Telcontar]

This thread is threatening to get worse.... not that is possible.... is it???

[Shawn]

http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/dotfocus.jpg

[ReaperFett]

AHHHHHH! FREAKY!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I dun get it.

[Chance]

it mooooved!

It's ALLIIIVE!

:D O_o

[Anduri1]

haha how cool is that!

[Wytchy Woman]

Would the ladies (and I do hope you are ladies) that want to sleep with Nup, aka the administrator, aka Shawn, aka MY SON please fill out the following application:

1. Name
2. Age (must be at least 16 - no jail bait)
3. Last grade completed in school
4. Were your parents married when you were conceived? If not, please explain.
5. Are your parents of the opposite sex from each other and/or are they of the human species?
6. What is your parents religious affiliation? How often do they attend church?
7. What is/was you GPA?
8. Can you form a sentence using more than 3 words (excluding DUH)?
9. Have you had a complete physical in the past twelve months? If the answer is NO, please leave now!
10. How many so-called boyfriends have you had in the past?
and finally,
11. How do you feel about having a mother-in-law live with you for the rest of your natural life? (multiple choice)
a. I think it's a terrific idea! Everybody should do it!
b. She can come to visit for months at a time, so long as she maintains a seperate residence.
c. What mother-in-law
(If you answered "C", please leave now)
Please send the completed application, along with a recent photograph and a letter of recommendation from your pastor, rabbi, guru to me at kat@brauctions.com and don't call us, we'll call you!:D

[ReaperFett]

LOL! :)

[Shawn]

o_O
O_o
>_<

[Vega Van-Derveld]

2. Age (must be at least 16 - no jail bait)

:cry :lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

o_O Ugh! This is disturbing

[Vega Van-Derveld]

You're just saying that to hide the fact that you too want to sleep with Shawn :mischief

[Wolfgang Schreiger]

Where is my repression squad??? :verymad

[Lilaena De'Ville]

LMAO *falls over laughing*

Wow, Shawn is not going to get any action. *pats him on the head* ;)

[imported_Taja Loraan]

The kitten is my mother?? O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

I was right.

This thread got weird again.


Then again, when wasn't weird? What a great cheer me up in the morning :)

[ReaperFett]

Good to hear we cheer you :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

This thread has had some strange developments and twists...







:: waiting for the can of WTF ::

[Wytchy Woman]

I really thought my e-mail box would be overflowing with applications by now. Don't know what could have happened. Maybe I spelled something in the address wrong? :rolleyes
Also, I have a bar of homemade lye soap with your name on it for that naughty little remark about keeping it up all night - or keeping up all night - or whatever that naughty thing was you said earlier. o_O
And don't you mean little young'uns even think about ending this thread! I'm having too much fun. I have stories galore to share, honest. :D

[Shawn]

That's not what I meant! Yeesh, even my mom has a dirty mind!

[Jedi Neo]

Uh... Like When do all the girls visit me?

:(

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol:lol:lol OMG!!

And.. Neo, where do you live? :-p


btw.. is that a real address? :angel =P

[ReaperFett]

I have stories galore to share, honest
Do tell:)

[Gabran Darkysa]

Hey ... like why dont Leeloo do a nationwide tour... hehehe a j/k!

[Marcus Telcontar]

The thoguht of Leeloo on a nationwide tour - or worse Global tour is one not to be contemplated. Her insanity might be contageous

[ReaperFett]

That's why we have Quarantine :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

lol, :)




That would be a rather disturbing trend!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I bet she has baby nudie pics of him. All moms do. The "going potty" pic, and the 'Taking a bath" pic are the favorites of moms EVERWHERE!

No one can EVAR talk to MY mom, as she will immediately show the aforementioned blackmails pics.

[Gabran Darkysa]

Don't give her any ideas LD...






lol, :)

[Anduri1]

Hellooo!

As Shawn is now slightly restricted in this matter... Who wants to sleep with me?

[Shawn]

Since I'm adverse to starting a new thread for anything, especially given that I have this nice, big nonsense thread right here:

http://www.thefreeinternet.co.uk/cjswatts/pix/kidsdumm1.jpg

[Gabran Darkysa]

:lol :lol :lol




That was a good one, Shawn!

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's just...........


wrong?

[Daren Trevelan]

Well I'm glad I've found one board where you can post something without fear that everyone will try to put you down, lol.

[ReaperFett]

Sure the kid to the left is ROnaldo :)

[Daren Trevelan]

Wow that baby on the far right looks just like my baby sister (if you uh...subtract that evil pacifier)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:lol @ Fett

[Wytchy Woman]

Baby nudie pics galore - to go with the stories - but they cost big bucks. We are talking HUGE bucks!

[Wytchy Woman]

By the way, Shawn. Is this the thread where I get to tell the seahorse story?? Huh? Can I? Please? Please? =D

[Anduri1]

*puts his head in his hands*

Oh no!

[Shawn]

ummmmmmmmmm... O_o

[Lilaena De'Ville]

SEAHORSE STORY!

And how much money are we talking here? I got a dollar that says I get to see a baby nudie piccy. :D

[Anduri1]

How has this thread changed from someone sleeping with the admin, to the distribution of child pornography and tales about aquatic marine-life?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Heck I bet I could see a grown UP nudie piccy for free if I asked. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Seahorse story?

WTF?


This I gotta listen to......

[ReaperFett]

Seahorse? Hope it is nothing like my Crayfish story :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Gawd I hope not! >_<

[Shawn]

My snake had babies! Check out the GJO Picture Request thread for a piccie. :)

And LD: My mom says that your application has been approved. We can get to work on the grandchildren immediately. :angel

[ReaperFett]

Whats wrong with the Crayfish story? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Tell the crayfish story and then we'll tell you

[ReaperFett]

Lets put it this way. It made LD feel sick. Think I can post it? :)

[Morgan Evanar]

Making LD sick isn't too hard.

And no, you may not.

[ReaperFett]

It was rhetorical

[Anduri1]

Is anyone going to physically stop you posting it?

Go on!

[crono katon]

Post it! post it! post it!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Couldnt be anythng worse than what's already in this thread

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

IT IS WORSE!

Its worse!!!

And...my application? Hmmm...I don't remember sending one in...But, what the hell. :) Lets go for it!

:lol

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Snake? Pic? Where??

I didn't know you had a snake. =/ I'm trying to get one, but it's not easy, as my dad believes they are the epitome of evil. -_-

Oh, btw... you people are terrifying.

[ReaperFett]

Yess, to cat persn you listen :)

[Anduri1]

sankes epitome of evil?

theologically sound argument. Satan did take the form of a snake in Genesis.

[Morgan Evanar]

To roughly quote Magellan: "I have more faith in a shadow than I do in the Church."

Snakes are really good to have under a house. They eat rats and such.

[ReaperFett]

And kittens :)

[Anduri1]

Having faith in the church is not the same thing as having faith in god.

[imported_Taja Loraan]

My parents are both Muslims, and yes, my dad hates snakes mainly because of Satan's incarnation in the Garden of Eden. He also said something about how my personality has turned into that of a snake too ... whatever that means.

Rats we don't have so many of, I don't think .. moles and cockroaches aplenty, though. My cats can take of the latter, but Nuppy's useless with anything else. x_x But yus .. I love snakes, and I want one. ^_^

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Taking the form of something and BEING something is entirely different. Anyone who is afraid of snakes because of Genesis is silly.

Anyone who is afraid of snakes because they're poisonous, slimy (i know they aren't) and generally give them the willies...thats a different situation. :)

Nup, can I touch your snake? :angel

[imported_Taja Loraan]

x_x Datty datty DATTY Princess Lily!! Eww .. nasteh. And I thought you were so pure and sweet!!

My dad isn't afraid of snakes. He killed lots of them while he was in the army. He just despises them, because he thinks they're eeeeeebil. -_-; But I hear what you're saying. Uhm .. are you one of those people afraid of snakes because they're poisonous, "slimey", and generally give them the willies? O_o

[ReaperFett]

It's all a front with her :)

[imported_Taja Loraan]

So I see. Huh .. and to think, every night I put flowers on the shrine I have of her in my bedroom and worship her in the name of the Lilyput Faeries ...
...
Uhm .. ignore that. o.o;;

[ReaperFett]

Awwwwwww, LD has worshippers :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I don't hate snakes. They can give me the willies, and I think that if I suddenly found one in my bathtub..or my toilet!!! I'd most certainly freak out before I could get under control.

Over all they don't bother me, I don't bother them. :)

*sneaks a peek at Taja's shrine to the Lilyput fairies* o_O

[ReaperFett]

Finding something living in the toilet? :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

AIEEEEEE >_<

*faints*

[ReaperFett]

Whats up with you? :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:x

[AmazonBabe]

She found something alive in the toilet? o_O

And I thought about filling out that application Nup's mom passed out, but I'd fail the "complete physical in the last 12 months" question as I have not been sick enough to even GO to the doctor in the last 12 months. Hell, not even in the last 18 months! And... I don't like going to the doctor anyways. :p

[ReaperFett]

Oooooooh, that ;)

[Shawn]

theologically sound argument. Satan did take the form of a snake in GenesisSnakes have also been, throughout history, a symbol of healing and good health. Physicians use them in their symbol:

http://www.physiciansearch.com/Images/symbol.gif

There's even a Grim Fairy Tale about a magical White Snake.

And AB: We'll make an exception in your case, since I know very well that you're in good health. :angel

[ReaperFett]

THose snakes are trying to kill each other :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Get back to the weirdness already.

[ReaperFett]

ANy subject in particular? :)

[ReaperFett]

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a555i0_gg.jpg

[AmazonBabe]

:lol Fett! That deserves a :headbash just because! :lol

And Nup... :D

[ReaperFett]

What does? The monkey? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Okay, that was weird :)

More monkeys!

[Shawn]

SAMBA DE AMIGO!

[ReaperFett]

YEAH! :)

[AmazonBabe]

Would you settle for a... bouncing Ewok??? :lol

http://tso.clanpages.com/party-time/ewok_dance.gif

Better yet... here, go get mesmerized (http://tso.clanpages.com/party-time/party-time.html)!!! :lol

[ReaperFett]

I miss my dancing monkey :(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Btw, the snakes as a symbol of healing *also* comes from the Bible, but from the book of Exodus. Fascinating, really. :)

And I haven't been to the doctor in about three years. :\ Does that mean I can't touch your snake? :lol

[ReaperFett]

Nor me, holiday jabs aside. I get minor illness a lot, but never anything big.


I think otherwise, the last thing would be when I was told I needed an operation :)

[Shawn]

Hmm... yes, yes... the Cali girls all check out. Very good, Heir Doktor.

This is my male snake, Draco:

http://www.swforums.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=324217

[ReaperFett]

Aww, it's sticking its tongue out :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cute :)

[Silus Xilarian]

**steps back into the thread 121 posts later**
**looks around**
**begins to say something**
**stops**
**backs away slowly**

[Marcus Telcontar]

Where's the dancing monkeys?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*pets the snake* :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

N o monkeys?

DENIED!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*attatches strings to Marcus' arms and legs and makes him dance like a puppet*

Look! A dancing Monkey! :lol

[Lady Vader]

:lol:lol:lol *Falls over laughing* :lol:lol:lol

Cute snake. Me wanna hold. How much does he weigh?

[ReaperFett]

He doesnt weigh anything, he doesn't have any arms to pick things up :)

[Shawn]

He's about 35-40 pounds. He's the small one. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm no monkey, I'm a cat!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Lyre.

[ReaperFett]

Surrrrrrrre :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Lyre lyre pants on fire!

Kookaburra sits on the old barbed wire
Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
Burn, Kookaburra burn Kookaburra
Ash your bum will be

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/07/11/1026185089510.html

You cant make stuff liek this up

[Morgan Evanar]

Bwhahahhahhahah.

[TheHolo.Net]

This topic still lives?!?!?!?!

:x

Okay, I may have just killed it now.

[Shawn]

Don't you want to sleep with me, Mr. SWFans.net? :)

[TheHolo.Net]

FRELL NO!!!

[ReaperFett]

Awwwww, he got turned down :)

[TheHolo.Net]

Stabs topic with the almighty trident of the forum deity.

[ReaperFett]

like Triton :)

[Shawn]

ah, well... I guess I'll just have to settle for the entire female population of the board. Woe is me. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Minus some exceptions

[ReaperFett]

Im sure some males would flock to your banner :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.voltnet.com/stress/furby/index.html


Stress test of a Furby

[AmazonBabe]

O_o

Demented...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

still remember when everyone just had to have one of those things...pretty much the little buggers are ebil though, never shut up......

[Shawn]

omg... the video is frelling HILLARIOUS! :lol:lol:lol

I spent the better portion of an hour hunting down an free version of RealPlayer so I could watch it... but was it ever worth it!

[Leeloo Mina]

*dances*

http://lennon.pub.csufresno.edu/~bd052//DancingMink.gifhttp://lennon.pub.csufresno.edu/~bd052//DancingMink.gifhttp://lennon.pub.csufresno.edu/~bd052//DancingMink.gifhttp://lennon.pub.csufresno.edu/~bd052//DancingMink.gif


What happened to my thread?? This thing got really big and really crazy, REALLY fast :p

Keep going ^_^


And what was that about me doing a world tour???


<img src=http://www.swforums.net/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif width=100 height=100>

[ReaperFett]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/sammlung/party/party048.gif

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol go dancing Bush with a smiley face painted over its head!

[ReaperFett]

Its a dancing cool dude now :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

nah, tis still Bush....still the dancing monkey was better.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'ld like to post my dancing Spiderman, but it gets a bit rooooooode

[ReaperFett]

yeah, go on, rub it in :(

[Anduri1]

Dancing... hmmm.

Whoever said there were two snakes in the medical thing are wrong. It was one with two heads. What experiments have THEY been doing?

Go on Marcus, post your pic.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol the dancing Spiderman sounds funny.....

[Gabran Darkysa]

Come on Marcus, post the dancing monkeys... it can be any worse than what we have seen in recent times... hehehe.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'ld like to post my dancing Spiderman, but it gets a bit rooooooode

I don't think I even want to know how Spiderman can get rude o_O

[Shawn]

One word: Webbing.

[ReaperFett]

SDame as anyone else can get rude :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh okay.... but if it's a bit rude, please edit out

<img src=http://turbogeek.clanpages.com/quo_spidey.gif>

[Vega Van-Derveld]

One word: Webbing.

:x

[Marcus Telcontar]

I dont get it

[ReaperFett]

I'll let that slide for now Marcus, but if anyone else posts similar, I wont be so leniant :)

[Jedi Neo]

Don't make me post my picture of a "Bad Furby"...

You all wouldn't like it...

[Lady Vader]

*Scratches head.*

That was rude? Or maybe I've just gotten used to this mania... :lol

Now if only we could put a tutu on Spidey! :lol:lol:lol

[ReaperFett]

Whyyyy? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

AYPWIP?

Oooowww I think so Brain but this time you wear the Tutu

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol

*is gone for a week* talk to y'all later. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

buh buh! Have a lot of fun :)

[ReaperFett]

Byee :)