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Ki-Adi Kindo
Jul 5th, 2002, 08:23:09 PM
I got yet another useless thread just for fun!
---Top 1 Person Who Should Have a Lightsaber Who Don't---
I say Lando Calrissian. Dude has a cape! Caped people should have lightsabers! Its a law! My second choice is Chewie.(lol)
Ilyn Pyke
Jul 5th, 2002, 09:34:37 PM
Despite overlooking the fact that the Force is required to wield a lightsaber properly. I would say in all honesty, Princess Leia needs a lightsaber. That way she can open a can of ... er you know what.. when she gets in the tight fixes she finds herself in through-out the OT movies. Especially during Jabba's advances... ewww... yikes. And she has the Force too!
CHOP! CHOP!
lol! ;)
JMK
Jul 5th, 2002, 11:14:46 PM
Imagine iff the Ewoks had gotten their hands on one....
Ilyn Pyke
Jul 5th, 2002, 11:18:45 PM
That wouldn't be good if you were their enemies.
"Niiice ewok.. nice, now put the lightsaber down... please..."
"Yub, Yub"
:: Vrooom.... whooosh... ::
Quadinaros
Jul 6th, 2002, 01:43:48 AM
Darth Sidious
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 6th, 2002, 03:30:29 AM
Threepio
JMK
Jul 6th, 2002, 11:14:38 AM
That may not be such a stretch, afterall, George gave him a blaster in AotC!
Admiral Lebron
Jul 6th, 2002, 11:53:27 AM
Yub Yub! That was the best sig ever..:(
I'd like to see...Wicket with one. :)
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 6th, 2002, 10:28:48 PM
That may not be such a stretch, afterall, George gave him a blaster in AotC!
Imagine Jar Jar and Threepio trying to duel each other
IG-88
Jul 7th, 2002, 01:08:31 AM
Me.
Or a Gonk power droid.
Hey, how about ALL droids. You useless biologicals don't need lightsabers, you need a swift kick in the hindquarters.
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 7th, 2002, 01:12:56 AM
Ah switch off you overgrown lump of grease
:p
Artoo with a sabre could be cool.....
IG-88
Jul 7th, 2002, 01:35:07 AM
He had one. In Return of the Jedi. Recall that, little puny mass of organic tissue?
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 7th, 2002, 01:47:22 AM
He didnt exactly weild it did he, you mindless philospher?
:p
IG-88
Jul 7th, 2002, 01:51:47 AM
You never said "Artoo wielding a lightsaber" would be cool. And if we are going to be grossly inaccurate in our insults, I will resort to terming you a long-haired hippy who needs to get off of my durasteel outer flooring.
Since I will be the first to say it...
...Artoo wielding a lightsaber would be cool.
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 7th, 2002, 06:17:38 AM
It would be amazing if 3PO had a lightsaber.
Jedieb
Jul 7th, 2002, 09:34:28 AM
A rancor with a lightsaber built to scale. Let the destruction begin!!!!
darth_mcbain
Jul 8th, 2002, 07:39:17 AM
Chewie would kick some butt with one... Either that or he'd singe off all his fur...
Starquest aka AndyR
Jul 8th, 2002, 01:42:50 PM
Boba fett
After luke cuts his gun in half he should pull it out...
Oriadin
Jul 8th, 2002, 02:01:03 PM
Has to be Jabba the hut. lol, can you just imagine the sight!?
Gia Van Derveld
Jul 8th, 2002, 11:23:13 PM
The Kowalkian Monkey Lizard in Jabba's Palace!!!
Hunk
Jul 10th, 2002, 11:46:15 AM
Jawas.
I'd like to see Sandpeople try to hit one of those Sandcrawlers if it's crew is armed with matching lightsabers.
Miklon
Jul 10th, 2002, 12:03:31 PM
Jawas would be good. But I'd put a lightsaber in the hands of Chewie.
Han: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That because a droid don't slice up people when they lose.
:lol
Lilaena De'Ville
Jul 10th, 2002, 12:44:37 PM
:lol!!!
I think that Leia should have one.
But it would be funnier to give one to Han.
Hunk
Jul 11th, 2002, 08:20:56 AM
I could see Han igniting one, looking at it dubiously, then tossing it to the side in favor of twin blasters.
Silus Xilarian
Jul 16th, 2002, 03:35:57 AM
When han ignited lukes saber on hoth, he didnt look like he was very confortable with it, or maybe it was just too cold, either way,
Id opt to see han with blasters....
BTW...i wouldnt be surprised if R2 has a saber tool hidden away in there somewhere. After seeing him fly around with little rocket booster thingies, anything is possible.
JMK
Jul 16th, 2002, 06:33:51 AM
There's nothing that little droid isn't capable of. :)
Silus Xilarian
Jul 16th, 2002, 02:10:16 PM
R2-D2: The little droid that could...
<-----inspired:D
Lady Vader
Jul 16th, 2002, 03:48:35 PM
I like the idea of a herd of Rancor weilding lightsabers. Those be some BIG lightsabers! :lol
Hence, my own lil creation. :D
http://winterstorm.clanpages.com/Funny!/Rancor-saber.jpg
JMK
Jul 16th, 2002, 06:25:14 PM
You drew that????????????????
Silus Xilarian
Jul 16th, 2002, 06:52:28 PM
I like the thought of R2 wielding a saber more...its inspiring and no where near as frightful to think about :D
Lady Vader
Jul 17th, 2002, 02:38:06 PM
:lol
I'm flatered you would thnk I have that much talent, JMK, but no, I didn't draw it.
I merely found a good picky of a rancor, a good piccy of a lightsaber, and then modified said rancor pic and lightsaber pick, layered, copy/paste, fiddle, drew in saber, enhanced, added effect, and VOILA... instant Rancor with Lightsaber! :D
JMK
Jul 17th, 2002, 03:08:11 PM
Digital fakery!! I should have known!! Although I'm sure you do have talent LV!
Lady Vader
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:19:25 PM
MORE DIGITAL FAKERY!!! :crack
http://winterstorm.clanpages.com/funny!/Salacious-Crumb-saber.jpg
http://winterstorm.clanpages.com/funny!/3P0&R2-saber.jpg
Lady Vader
Jul 17th, 2002, 06:35:41 PM
God help us all... :lol
http://winterstorm.clanpages.com/funny!/jarjar-saber.jpg
JMK
Jul 17th, 2002, 08:33:19 PM
Oh geez that's all we need! :lol
Bhen F'shar
Jul 24th, 2002, 02:19:02 PM
Jar Jar Binks should never be allowed to touch a lightsaber, that would be the worst ever.
Or maybe Greedo.
JediBoricua
Jul 24th, 2002, 07:41:23 PM
YODA! oh wait...dang!
The clonetrooper, that would have been some battle...
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