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Admiral Lebron
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:27:15 PM
It's half past midnight here, in Virginia. So I figured I'd make a thread about American Independance day, Since I'm American. So um...Happy July 4th! And remember, when playing with fireworks aim away from yourself... and let go of the fire crackers!!
Sari
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:30:30 PM
Happy 4th too you too!!

and yes...good lesson..having a firecracker blow up in your face is no fun.
Lady Vader
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:31:34 PM
...aim away from myself... let go of fire cracker... Gotcha!

Happy 4th Of July! :D
Admiral Lebron
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:34:08 PM
Also, something I learned a few years ago. Make sure your friend grabs the 10 year old, after you spray him with gasoline, so when you are chasing him the match doesn't go out. :)
Lady Vader
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:35:11 PM
O_o
Admiral Lebron
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:36:07 PM
Long story short: I tried to light a kid on fire one year to make the worlds coolest looking firecracker.
Sanis Prent
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:46:23 PM
I went John Woo on a kid with 2 roman candles. One hit his hair, which was hairspray-saturated. Whoosh.

Coolest damn thing I've ever seen in my life. God bless America :)
Lord Gue
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:46:33 PM
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!!
I mean, Happy July 4th!
Admiral Lebron
Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:50:48 PM
I was like 12 right? And filled a super soaker up with gasoline, soaked this kid in it, then chased after him with matches! Funniest thing ever... roman candles are fun...
Darth Viscera
Jul 3rd, 2002, 11:11:58 PM
Holy crap, some of you people were really stupid when you were kids o.O

Lebbie, if you had done that to me, I'd be chasing you down and trying to hug you. If I have to go down, I'm damn sure taking you with me. Double immolation.
Lord Gue
Jul 3rd, 2002, 11:14:06 PM
I woulda shot you both, thats right, i was an armed kid
Dont take that kinda crap
Admiral Lebron
Jul 3rd, 2002, 11:17:14 PM
That kids parents thought I was the devil. Mainly cause I'm Jewish and they are like super-catholics who think anyone not catholic is evil. And I tried to kill their son...more than once. Then again, I tried to kill everyone in my neighborhood who was in my age group.
Estelle Russard
Jul 3rd, 2002, 11:56:22 PM
Happy 4th July you lot! :crack
Dark Lord Dyzm
Jul 4th, 2002, 02:21:34 AM
WOOOOO! Now its the Forth of July here!!!

**Opens presents**

Wow! Jolly Ol Uncle Sam brought me a Teaser Version of the Free American Game Operations!!!! Called Recon! ITs a tiny version of the bigger game, allowing people to try it out and such before the offical luanch!!! WOOOO!!!


What did YOUR governement get YOU for your Independence day? Huh? NOTHING!!! AMERICA NUMBA 1!!!
Marcus Telcontar
Jul 4th, 2002, 02:32:59 AM
:huh


Ahhhhh.....

Now I understand why the Septic Tank at work had a USA flag on his door. Didn't click
Loki Ahmrah
Jul 4th, 2002, 09:07:27 AM
Happy 4th of July, people!

I means bugger all to me but I just thought I'd give the Americans my best wishes. :)
Alpha
Jul 4th, 2002, 10:22:55 AM
Happy 4th Everyone...

Hey, what does an artillery shell do when you aim it at someone?

And we lost the hot dog eating contest...AGAIN!
Kakita Yoshi
Jul 4th, 2002, 10:27:57 AM
Happy Indy day you American type folks....have fun ;)
Vinny Red
Jul 4th, 2002, 11:59:16 AM
I'll even add the stereotypes.....

Happy 4th to our south of the 49th neighbors! Have a good one, eh...I'll have to take one of those road trips sometime, eh, you know to see what all the fuss is aboot
Wolfgang Schreiger
Jul 4th, 2002, 12:23:37 PM
Boston Butt roast...check
Barbecue Sauce...check
Jack Daniels, to add to sauce...check
Six pack of Sam Adams (Hell, its patriotic)...check


:) I love cookin for the family.
Admiral Lebron
Jul 4th, 2002, 12:31:48 PM
I gots one of them ossamah heads. It's cool! It bleeds and then blows up.