Sith Ladies Night Out (open)

[Krystal Stargazer]

A slender blonde cloaked in her blood red robe enter the Jedi Bar. Krystal peered in noting that her counterpart had not arrived yet. The sith decided to make her way to a quiet corner booth and order a drink while she awaited for her friend to show up.

Hey you!!

She yelled at the little service droid that was making its rounds

Yes you! I would like a nice glass of red wine at once. Actually bring me the whole bottle while you are at it. I just might very well need it. These Jedi just turn my stomach and only the booze would make me feel better about hanging out here.

[Dae Jinn]

And get me a Tall Voddy while you're at it!

*She kicked the droid away, sending it skittering across the room. Daetana Jinn sat down across from Krystal and smirked.*

Glad to see some other Siths have crawled out of the dark in search of a drink.

[Krystal Stargazer]

Krystal gave off a chuckle with such a little evil grin

I hear ya Dae! Glad you made it!

Krystal kicked up her boots and plopped them on the adjoining benchseat

I hope you didn't kick that tin bucket's head too much, or he will more than likely forget our drinks. And by the Force if he does, we will have to make little minor adjustments on him. If you know what I mean.

[Dae Jinn]

Of course...I wouldn't mind "adjusting" some of the patrons here, but ah well. Can't be evil all the time...Oh wait, yes we can!
*Laughs*
So, why here? You seem to hate all these Jedis... Unlike me, who just doesn't care.

[Krystal Stargazer]

Hmmm...HATE. I think its more like LOATHE especially the men. How they turn my stomach. Honestly that is a good question Dae. Maybe..

Krystal pondered some, as she leaned over to Dae as if she was going to tell her a secret

Just maybe, I feel like torturing one!! Now there is something I can get into tonight.

[Dae Jinn]

*laughs loudly*

Oh yes, that sounds like a plan....Better than drinking ourselves into a coma. Too bad my brother isn't around... He always likes to cause trouble.
*taps fingers on the table* Hmmm, now all we need is man.

[Krystal Stargazer]

Krystal turned around in the booth and began to look around the room. Then began to chuckle

I see what you mean. Not one good one to be found.

Krystal rolled her eyes some before returning her attention back to Dae

Unless you call these pathetic beings MEN!!

[Dae Jinn]

*Laughs more*
Yeah..Liam Jinn would be perfect. And I'd have to agree, not many real men in the Jedi. Not many men in the Sith either, that I have seen.
*Sighs loudly* Where the hell are our drinks?!

[Krystal Stargazer]

The little droid frantically whirls over to the sith ladies

About time, Tin Man!!

Krystal watched the droid place the drink orders on the table. As the droid twirled in a circle to leave. With a flick of the wrist, Krystal sent the droid whirling into the table across from them, turning the table upside down

OOPS!! I think someone better fixed the wheels on that droid. He seemed to have a slight malfunction.

Krystal stated in a very sarcastic manner.

So who is Liam Jinn, Dae? A relative of yours?

[Marcus Telcontar]

At the other end of the bar, a hooded figure turns back to his drink

"Seems we have a foul stench that has just rolled in" he muttered and returned to lighting his pipe. "I wonder what they are, medical experiments gone wrong or just Uruk-Hai?"

The droid crashed over.

"Uruk-Hai". He struck a match and lit his pipe, a few seconds later his head becoming clouded in haze

[Krystal Stargazer]

A horrible, musty smokey ordor began to drift towards the sith ladies table. Krystal found the stench vile and began to cough loudly. Her eyes peered around the room to find out where that digusting stench was coming from. She spotted a dark cloaked man in the corner puffing away on a pipe. Krystal decided to speak up to the fella

HEY YOU!!

She yelled out as the bar began to fall silent

You know for someone that is concerned with the well beings of the innocents. I find it quite ironic that you puff away on something you think that is harmless and can kill lots of innocents as easily and deadly as any lightsaber!

[Dae Jinn]

*Bursts out laughing, nearly spitting out her drink*

Krystal....uh.....nevermind....

*giggles and drinks most of her vodka in one gulp.*

[Krystal Stargazer]

What?!

Her eyes glarred back at the man in the corner

I guess this Sith got his tongue. Don't you think?!

Krystal smirked as she turned her attention back to Dae

[Marcus Telcontar]

"Who said I was a Jedi?" he replied quietly

[Krystal Stargazer]

He thought Krystal did not hear him. But he was so wrong. Raising her voice and directing it his way once again.

You are right. You don't look like a Jedi.

Jedi have a quizical expression without intelligence with a good haircut.

Now you on the other hand, have all that only with a bad haircut.

[Marcus Telcontar]

OOC : Actually my voice was supposed to be heard. No matter

IC : "Really? And I suppose you have the ability to see through my hood to see what i look like as well? Powerful you must be, hmmm powerful indeed. Not too bright however"

[Avolon Bisel]

"Hey, you two morons!"

Wow, they might have to die now. His poor little Astromech turned server 'droid Max was the 'droid they chose to smash and bash. Sure, he'd kick him but that was.... okay, it was the same thing. Malicious fun. But when someone else did it... they were in for more than they bargained for.

"If you ever, ever cause harm to that 'droid again I'll show you why I was put in charge of this drinking hole! Now, apologise immediantly!"

[Dae Jinn]

*bursts into a fit of giggles, getting up and placing a finger on Avos' chest, smiling sweetly*
Now, you don't want to prove my friend over there right, do you? Harming us is not very Jedi or gentlemanly of you.
*runs her finger down his chest*
I'm so very sorry about your little droid, mister big strong Jedi man... Is there any way we can make it up to you? ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

He rolled his unseen eyes

"Definantly not too bright"

[Krystal Stargazer]

Nah...I don't have the ability to see beneath your hood. Thank The Force!

Krystal barked back before noting her counterparts response to Avalon

Muttering to herself

Ooooh this should be rich!

[Marcus Telcontar]

"What a pity you have not hooded yourself" Marcus shot back "You should consider it before your fined for breaking visual pollution laws"

[Krystal Stargazer]

Placing her hand over her heart in a mocking fashion

Your words wound me so deeply!

With that Krystal stood up, as her long red cape flowed behind her. She slowly made her way to the dark figure's table

Gently she placed her left hand on his shoulder, as she slowly walked around him. Letting her hand glide gently around his back towards his front as she went around. Krsytal stopped as she came face to face with Mr. QDunn wrapping her arms ever so gently around the scroff of his neck, before giving him a gentle kiss on the cheek.

You know...you would truly make a charming agent of darkness, Sugar.

[Avolon Bisel]

Avolon's face didn't budge as he eyed the woman.

"You are a moron. I didn't really think you lacked intelligence before. Now I see you're a grade A doofus."

Bisel vanished below the bar as he bent over. He came back up with a rather large piece of gunsmith art. What a beautiful sight it was. It was a gigantic rifle with an attatched grenade launcher. Fully loaded in both chambers, both pointing at the woman who made the ill fated attempt to seduce Avolon.

"Yeah, baby, you can make it up to me. Apologize to the 'droid. Now."

[Dae Jinn]

Doffus? What are you, two???

*laughs*

Oh, I see, over compensation with big guns, I gotcha. Sorry about your little droid . I'd forgotten the Jedi rules.
* Reaches into a pocket, tossing credits at Avolon. Smirks.* That should cover the cost of your droid....Sheesh, not Jedi like at all. I'm so disappointed. At least Sith ACT sithy, you jedis never follow your own rules ever....*sighs, turning and walking back to her table, plopping her feet up and crossing her arms over her chest.*

[Avolon Bisel]

"Your Force must not be giving you a tingle baby. Otherwise you'd know I wasn't a Jedi. I'm a New Republic Special Forces Soldier and I'm the Chief of Security here. That little 'droid is my pal. He's more intelligent than you too."

Max gets himself righted again, rolling softly towards the woman. He's a little more tactful than Avolon and knows how to control it's temper. On the other hand, Avolon hasn't lowered his gun.

"Apologise to him and take your money back. I can smell your stink on it."

[Dae Jinn]

*can't hold in her laughter*

When you assume...heh...did I say I had any Force powers at all? Nope....Feh, keep the money, you could probably use it. Go and buy some manners, because obviously your mother never taught you any!
*Slips down in the booth, and reaches out with a toe, stopping the droid from coming any closer.*

I did apologise...I think you need to be less attached to an inanimate object...Use that money to get yourself a companion.
*Laughs even harder*

[Marcus Telcontar]

The Jedi pushed the Sith freak away - not gently, bit hard enough to cause true offense or trip her up.

"You have made your allowed mistake. See you do not make another one, else I believe it will become a race"

He could feel the emotion coming from another part of the bar. Knew another set of eyes were watching. yes a race this would become and an amusing one it would be too

[Liam Jinn]

Liam watched the two ladies and couldn't help but laugh. They're probably already drunk he thought to himself. Standing up, he walked to the counter where Dae and Avolon were.

"Now now Dae, wouldn't you feel stupid if you were the few that had their head blown off in here?"

Liam chuckled and patted her on the back.

"Maybe you should rethink your approach to the Jedi and go drink your alcohol.."

[Krystal Stargazer]

Krystal slightly stumbled back from QDunn. She did not respond to him at first. But, chose to fluff up her blonde hair and brush of her gown.

My, my aren't we touchy! Personally, you are not my type Sugar. I can swear by the Force, you most certainly aren't!

Krystal laughed at QDunn as she headed back to Dae

Man, these guys or whatever you want to call them are too rigid and don't know how to have a good time Dae.

The sith grabbed Dae by the arm, escorting her away from the Jedi speaking to her.

Lets go back to our booth and down a few more drinks. Just the thought of what you and I just did. Eww...I want to puke.

Looking down at her gown again, Krystal brushed it once again.

I honestly think I better get this dress to the cleaners or at the least fumigated. Just the thought of him touching me. Egads!

She said to Dae with a chuckle

[Dae Jinn]

Heh...er.Yeah, not too fond of these Jedi "males" myself....I like my men more, frisky. *smirks* Less concerned about their little toys, at least. More concerned with pleasing the ladies. *laughs*

[Ki-Adi Kindo]

Ki-Adi was seated quietly by himself not far from Marcus, bearing witness to his words of wisdom. He slowly walked over to Marcus, sitting in the seat in front of him. " Greetings Marcus. I am Ki Adi Kindo. I must say I am very much astounded by your words to the Sith. "

[Avolon Bisel]

"I hear ya buddy," Avolon replied to Max's grumbling. He had insulted the women in a best not translated way. "Want me to kill them?" Max beep and tootled a negative. He lowered his weapon.

"Hey fella!" Avolon called to the hooded man. "If you'd sign a paper saying she assaulted your eyes with her gruesomeness, I could arrest her," he said before chuckling softly.

[JaAku Dama]

Walks slowly over to Avolon and his little droid. Smirks, and places a hand on Avolons' shoulder.
Excuse me, but I would appreciate it if you left my sister alone. She's just having a little fun. She doesn't mean any harm.
He smiles as politely as he can.
But, in the future, do be a bit more polite. Please.

[Avolon Bisel]

"You obviously don't know me kid. Or else you wouldn't be asking me to be polite. She's a little loose in the upstairs department. Maybe you should take her to a head shrinker, have 'em fix her brain. You don't come into my bar and kick my 'droid around. This little guy and me have killed together and laughed together for over ten years. Now don't come and tell me to treat someone nice who treats my little buddy like that."

Avolon eyed the 'droid for a moment. He treated him lousy sometimes but the truth was, they were best friends.

"Now I think your sister needs to apologise to him. He's got more emotions and thoughts then you might think. Right now, he's hurting both physically and emotionally. Now... which one is your sister again?"

[Marcus Telcontar]

He had to wonder sometimes if they selected Sith for their lack of intelligence. None to bright was that one he had pushed away, not bright at all. He was about to return to his tankard when a new voice spoke up and addressed him.

"Astounded are you? Floored you would be if I said what I could have. Please, take a seat if you wish"