Legolas and Aragorn? WTF? [Archive]

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:15:34 PM

Disturbed... I am disturbed...

I inoccently came to this site (http://laine.anime.net/Blog/2002_02_10_archives.html) sreaching for some LOTR skins for The Sims.

Sure, I found the site for the skins, but I also found Valentine cards and a rather disturbing scenario from The Sims...

Just had to share it. Too funny to pass up. :lol

Milivikal k'Vik

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:18:32 PM

...ack...

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:20:23 PM

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!!! :eek

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/evening.jpg
"There are no straight men , only men who have yet met Legolas ."

(And that quote came with the pic. >_< :x)

Alpha

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:24:15 PM

Well...That was disturbing...

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:28:37 PM

Gawd help me. I'm just trying to find some Sim skins and I keep coming across these sites that insist on... just... oh, go look for yourself... >_<

Enter at the rist of being disturbed. (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lotr.html)

Lord Gue

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:45:50 PM

LOL!
Good funny stuff!
http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/potter.jpg
http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lardposter.jpg

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:53:39 PM

My two favs...

A translation from some gawd-aweful subtitles... (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/badsub00.html)

A retelling of the story... (http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/boredom.html)

:lol

ReaperFett

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:57:16 PM

I used to use Ash from Army of Darkness :)

Dark Lord Dyzm

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:59:01 PM

I read the translations! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA idiot, non English speaking countries... s

ReaperFett

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:02:59 PM

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/badsub-arwen03.jpg
Doesnt mess with words, does he? :)

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/badsub-moria04.jpg
FLEE THE OXEN!!! :)

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/badsub-amon02.jpg
WHAT A PLOT TWIST! :)

Loki Ahmrah

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:05:23 PM

Oh well, at least we now know the pervy hobbit fancing rumours are false.

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:07:32 PM

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/badsub-lorien03.jpg
There are TWO Shires? :eek

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/badsub-amon01.jpg
They're gonna get awfully tired awfully fast! :rolleyes

:lol

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:10:07 PM

Oh god....

I think I hurt myself laughing.

ReaperFett

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:10:32 PM

It was army maneuvers :)

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:11:10 PM

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/legsie.gif : ORCS !!!

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:13:39 PM

Holy mother of Mary, this is wrong...

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/contestant5.jpg

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:14:26 PM

:lol!!!

I saw that and instantly knew you'd get a kick out of it!!!

Nice legs, Marcus. ;)

:lol

Though it's not half as disturbing as the Legolas in a bikini. >_<

:lol!!!!!!!!!

ReaperFett

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:20:47 PM

No no, Legolas ina bikini is expected :)

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:22:24 PM

I think my mind has been permantly warped.

<img src=http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/legsie.gif> : Orcs!

<img src=http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/aragorn.gif> : Argonath!

<img src=http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/legsie.gif> : Orcs!

<img src=http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/aragorn.gif> : I know, shut up

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:24:34 PM

:lol

I can't get enough of it! Now I'm REALLY gonna look for this stuff! (Watch... I don't look for it, and it comes up... I look for it, and I can't find any... figures :rolleyes)

ReaperFett

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:26:20 PM

You'll find Sims skins then :)

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:32:12 PM

There are quite few LOTR parodies out there - the secret diaries are a scream.

http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/ - warning, can be quite disturbing too

Interestingly, most parodies are done by hard core fans. And usually centre around Legolas or hobbits. And I AM NOT A PERVY HOBBIT FANICER!!!!!

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:34:17 PM

Yeah, I've pervy noticed that most hobbit of these sites are done by fancier hard core fans. Either that or bored ones. :lol

And I couldn't find anymore, dangnabit!

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:49:09 PM

I am not a Pervy Hobbit Fanicer!!!!!

But I could go a bit of Elf crumpet....

Loki Ahmrah

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:53:54 PM

But I could go a bit of Elf crumpet....

Yes, we know - the pictures with Legolas verified that for everyone. :lol

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 06:57:36 PM

crumpet != male elf you pint sized freak. I do NOT bat for the other side!

:p

Loki Ahmrah

Jul 3rd, 2002, 07:03:19 PM

crumpet = male elf!?

I think that is a masked confession! :D

ReaperFett

Jul 3rd, 2002, 07:09:48 PM

!= means does not equal

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 07:32:42 PM

Yeah, what he said. Visting the Hershey Highway is NOT my idea of a good time

But could you imagine the number of teenage girl suicides if Orando Bloom was revealed to be a poof?

Lucifer

Jul 3rd, 2002, 07:48:42 PM

You know...Marcus and Dasquian make a perfect couple.

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 08:00:50 PM

Right that's it....

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

WHAM!!!!!

:: Lucifer goes flying through the air and crash lands into the roof of the Blue Oyster Bar!::

:p

Lady Vader

Jul 3rd, 2002, 08:06:39 PM

*Refrains from singing the "...sitting in the tree..." song.*

:lol!!!

Loki Ahmrah

Jul 3rd, 2002, 08:38:53 PM

I didn't know that "!=" meant does not equal. Thanks for the info.

Oh well, I shouldn't be saying anything really, I am wise enough to fear the wrath of Helenias. :uhoh

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:54:53 PM

A wise Jedi you have become Loki, a wise Jedi indeed :)

Ilyn Pyke

Jul 4th, 2002, 12:30:15 AM

lmao!

LV and Marcus, that was some really funny stuff! Thanks for a good laugh!

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 4th, 2002, 12:47:54 AM

* Bows *

That's what i'm here for, to laugh my a@@ off and hopefully make someone else smile too :)

Kakita Yoshi

Jul 4th, 2002, 10:55:14 AM

Gah!! How did that blasted shower ever make it out of the last homely house!

I am seriously reconsidering my choice of fellowship...

And my blasted hat has gone missing....where is it!

Vega Van-Derveld

Jul 4th, 2002, 10:56:35 AM

You know...Marcus and Dasquian make a perfect couple.

:rolleyes You got to the joke before me :lol

Kelt Simoson

Jul 4th, 2002, 11:25:24 AM

:)..

Kelt Simoson

Jul 4th, 2002, 11:26:25 AM

Ah well...my first pan ever:x :p...and Jenny...you just KNEW i was gonna' say that...

Vega Van-Derveld

Jul 4th, 2002, 11:38:12 AM

:mneh Quiet Faramir

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 4th, 2002, 05:07:13 PM

Why are there no pervy hobbit fanicer jokes about Faramir??

Unfair! Why is Aragorn singled out????

Loki Ahmrah

Jul 4th, 2002, 06:02:29 PM

Because he is a pervy hobbit fancier! :lol

Marcus Telcontar

Jul 4th, 2002, 06:28:34 PM

If only you were older.

And smaller

and had hairy feet.

Loki Ahmrah

Jul 4th, 2002, 06:44:10 PM

(Runs home to his mummy)

:cry

Lucifer

Jul 4th, 2002, 07:15:18 PM

:)...Faramir is the best :)..you know it..i know it..and the world knows it :)...*skips away*

Lilaena De'Ville

Jul 5th, 2002, 01:30:16 AM

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I love the secret diaries! Read them! But only if you're over the age of 13. Or the age of 18. Or whatever age you were last birthday. :D