The Puppy Mafia

[Xazor Elessar]

Okay....ya got the kitty Mafia...now I am starting the puppy mafia! :D Who's with me?! I declare that I am the tough rogue leader..... *growl* :lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

http://liquid2k.com/faithjk/puppy.jpg

:mneh

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol That's funny!! ;)

Welcome to the Puppy Mafia....I am your Rogue Leader and any and all are welcome...no matter what organization you are from! ;)

[Kaytor Surna]

Uh hu. That should be interesting. Count me in.

BTW Vega. Sabertooth is part cat not part dog. go join the kitty mofia if you want to use that.

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol

Name your rank, Kaytor, and you're in! :D Yeah, no kidding Vega, he's part cat!!! Take that to the Kitty Mafia where you belong!! ;)

[Kaytor Surna]

rofl. young rebel like most my RL RPG characters are.

Bad kitty trying to pass off as a pup.

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol Alrighty! :lol

ROFLMAO!!!

[Kaytor Surna]

*Slowly inches away from Xazor who seems to be loosing her mind.*

Um... Streacher over here please? We need to get her to the funny farm asap.

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; shuffles away, not wanted ;;

[Xazor Elessar]

Awww....come back Vega! *mauls Vega...* :lol

:D Yay! I get to go visit all of my friends in the building with white padded walls!!! :D :lol ROFLMAO!!

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; Tackles Xazor and mauls her ;;

:evil

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol *do it again, Vega!* :lol :lol :lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;) :smokin

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Gets out firehose and blasts puppies with it ::

[Xazor Elessar]

No no no.....FORCE PANTS Marcus!!! :lol

*Marcus's pants explode into next week*

:lol

[Admiral Lebron]

Count me in!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

you are all...weirdos.

[Xazor Elessar]

Not as weird as you, LD!!! :lol :lol :lol Jk........ ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: PPIcks up a biiiig juicy bone ::

Hey doggy! Here's a nice bone for you!

: : Throws it in front of traffic, dogs get run over ::

Dogs are dumb :p

[Xazor Elessar]

and cats are dumber.... :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'd like to see you prove that

:p

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

CATS SUCK!! They be ugly!!!! Count me in Xaz ;) And Marcus we all know your obsessed by cats but you know dogs dominate over cats cause Dogs Chase and Cats run bwhahah

[Alpha]

Cats and dogs...Which ones dumber you ask?

In Florida, we had aligators...

Dogs just stayed in one place and kept barking, and eventually got eaten since they never MOVED.

Cats meow once, and then get the hell out of there. Now, who's smarter, and has a higher survival rate? :)

[Xazor Elessar]

Dogs are braver.... :lol

And cats are dumber. I have a few to prove it! :lol They do some of the stupidest sh....stuff.... :lol

[Kaytor Surna]

Besides Alpha Who is the one acting like the dog with his head in the toilet? *Points at the Custom Title.*:evil

[Marcus Telcontar]

Dogs?

BRAVE?


Nah, their just too dumb to know when to quit.

[Morgan Evanar]

As an owner of both:

dogs are stupider. More loyal, but far stupider.

[Iesis]

As a former owner of both (I still have kitties... they outlived the dogs), dogs tend to have this "duuuuuuuuuh" look on their faces. I have yet to see any cat give a "duuuuuuuuuuh" look (actually, they give you this look like you're infereior to them or something :lol)

[Charley]

Until I see a cat respond to specific vocal commands, or do any kind of other act indicative of higher thinking...then I definitely gotta say dogs are smarter.

Just because they don't come to you when you call, doesn't imply that they've got a superior intellect. It just means they're aloof.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Lets see - at least one of my cats responds to its name, I have then trained to respond to a food call, they open doors and respond to the car noise. The way they can open almost any container and steal whats inside indicates they can reason pretty well

[Sejah Haversh]

My cat comes when I call him, jumps up on my lap when I ask him,a nd will leave the room when I tell him. How's that for cats responding to vocal commands.

But I still love my dogs,a dn the do the same thigns when I tell them to.

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

Marcus...what you've described, a common squirrel can also do.

[Marcus Telcontar]

And?

A squirrel has a good deal of intelligence as well, with learning abilities. You asked for a example of a cat resonding to vocal commands and using reasoning. That's what you got. If I yell out yum yum yum!, all three bolt for the food bowls. But they distern between pitch and who says it. They only respond to my voice command for that. If I patted my leg, they go I want to pat them. They know when I switch off the computer it's time for them to go into the garage and they act accordingly.

A cat moreover knows exactly how to get what they want and they cn take revenge. Unl;ike dogs and squirrels, cats can train us as well

[Alpha]

Extremely well...

Mine will jump up if I ask 'em to, and will also get off the keyboard when I ask them. Food calls for mine aren't nesseccary though. :) The cats I have, as soon as they smell the food, or hear it being put in their bowls, they come in. :)

Mark~How does yours get revenge on you if you did something? Mine find a nice, full glass of water near me, and dump that one me (As in they knock it over towards me).

[Helenias Evenstar]

Puppy Mafia?

What are you people on????

[Alpha]

You don't wanna know. :)

[Lord Gue]

We surely aint on catnip!
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[Maia Tharrinn]

lmao :lol

[imported_Lance Stormrider]

XD!!:lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

:rolleyes

[Alpha]

Nope, that's us in the other mafia. :)

[Sophia Harten]

Nothing but doggy biscuits here. :rolleyes :lol

And my cats do respond to vocal commands and hand signals. Well, one of em mostly. The other just ignores you completely, and the third (the female) looks at you, hears you, knows what you want, but continues on her merry way. She gives me this look like "You're not worthy of my attention." It's kinda funny.

But my kitty is just a big happy butterball, always purring, and follwing me around the entire house. He loves to go into the bathroom with me when I shower. Actually, I opened the door to the shower for him one time to get him to stop meowing, and he began to walk in!!! I'm like "Cat! What are you doing?!" Obviously he didn't care there was running water there. He just wanted to be with me. Either that, or he's a perverse kitty! :lol

[Alpha]

My cats do that too...Never have figured that out

[Morgan Evanar]

I have a cat that will come when you call him about half the time.