The Kitty Mafia...

[Lady Uranus]

Were's the Don? *merow* I know he's here....


:lol

Heeello Marcus.

[Lady Uranus]

We need members! Mreow! If Marcus will lead us of course!

[Lady Vader]

O_o

wtf?

[Estelle Russard]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

WTF???????

:lol :lol :lol

I can see a truly cool running joke starting now :)


I am the GodKitty

[Angel Moontears]

Oooo.......I wanna be a member!!!! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Create yourself a title fo the Kitten Mafia and kiss the litter's foodbowl. And you may join our reign of terror over dogs

[Xazor Elessar]

Wait a minute.......rule over dogs?? That doesn't include wolves now, does it??? :lol :lol :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yes, for we are the Kitty Mafia. No canine shall stand in our way!

:p

[ReaperFett]

Dogs would maul a cat :)

[ReaperFett]

http://www.math.vanderbilt.edu/links/dog.gif
http://www.llewellynsecurity.com/images/doghq.gif

[ReaperFett]

http://www.dog-e-data.com.au/humour/tv_car.jpg
Some mafia :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Not if your mob I have at home. They beat up the local Rottweilers

[Angel Moontears]

I don't think so....... :lol I am the Alpha Female......grrr.....

[Alpha]

Who said I'm female?

I wanna be some sort of member of the kitty mofia. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Make your title and position then

[Salemn Lysce]

-- Wants to be in the Kitty Mafia --

Uh .. I can be the furball of the group ? You know ... seemingly innocent until irritated, and then the claws appear.

:lol

Rowr, baby.

[Marcus Telcontar]

You may :)

Just do as requested and you shall be part of The Kitty Mafia

[Chase Starwalker]

I'll make a sig up in a few days......

I'm one of the Don's of the Kitten Mafia !

[Xazor Elessar]

Okay okay......I am the.......Rogue Kitty.....yeah, the badass of the group. :lol :lol :lol Watch out....I'm not declawed!! ;)

[Loki Ahmrah]

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Could this be the Marlon Brando of the cat world? :)</CENTER>

[Lady Vader]

I don't need no stinking title! I'm LV! I am the personification of Catwoman!! :cat

:p

:lol

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

That used to be my windows desktop!

And...if Cirr were in this craziness, he'd definitely be a Luca Brasi character

(Go see the Godfather if you don't understand)

[Top Dawg]

DEATH TO THE CATS!
THIS IS WAR!

[Dae Jinn]

:eek


I am scared...I think it was a bad idea to tell Aki about my plan for a kitty mafia pic...:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Here doggy, here's a nice bone

Now go play in traffic :)

[Mervyn Wyrojii]

I could be the supply kitty. You know, the guy who gets all the guns and cars for everybody...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Thats not a bad idea actually

[Dae Jinn]

:eek

*hides*

[Marcus Telcontar]

/ Harsh voice

Eh Welcome to de Pride Dae Jinn. I am the GodCat.

[Alpha]

"Trigger happy member of the Kitty Mofia, shoots most things that move, and some that don't." :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Hahahahaha! A cat mafia. That's hilarious. Mastifs and St. Bernards would kill any kitten mafia. Do realize Male Mastifs grow to be...240 pounds and at one point in history were used to take mounted soldiers down.

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

W00T!

It has caught on! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *coughcough*

[Charley]

Sri Lankan Tiger vs Mastif

I put money on the Tiger.

[Lady Vader]

Seeing that Ciz saleman pic, I suddenly had a flashback memory of Stan the Salesman from Monkey Island. O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

Did you realise Lebron, Siamese cats move too quick for big dogs? Feral cats would rip any of those two up. One of my cats takes on the rottweilers and wins easily. Before trying to impress the Mafia with useless dog trivia.... try bailing up an angry siamese. Your dogs would leave whimpering with a shredded face and eyeballs out of it's sockets.

CATS RULE!

[Xazor Elessar]

Dogs rule and cats drool!! :lol

*throws dog food at the Cat Mafia from the Dog Mafia side*

"Fear, anger, agression...these things are of the Cat Side..."


:lol :lol :lol ROFLMAO!!!

[Iesis]

http://junglecat.clanpages.com/LadyVader/Iesis/Iesis.gif

*SWIPE*

*RIIIIIIIIIP*

*FLIPFLIPFLIP*

*THUD!*

(Ever watch that one Sylvester episode where a panther escaped from the zoo, and with a gigantic paw sliced Sylvester into five seperate pieces, each piece flopping to the ground? Yeah, well, that just happened to Xazor. :p)

[Xazor Elessar]

:mneh I don't think so....

*Wolves are faster than you....*

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ahem, whats the fastest land animal?

A CAT perchance?

:p

[Xazor Elessar]

screw you and the furball you just hacked up.... :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

..... good thing I hacked up the hairball over your pillows.


The Kitty Mafia Strikes again!

[Alpha]

:lol

All hail the Kitty Mafia!

[Iesis]

*Hacks up a very goopy, very icky, very big, very slobbery, very fuzzy, very left-over-food hairball into Xazor's shoe.*

*A nice surprise to step into in the morning.*


(And, yes, this has happened (thankfully not to me), but to a good freind of mine. Ick. :x)

[Dae Jinn]

:eek

[Alpha]

That would suck...

[Helenias Evenstar]

A KITTY Mafia?


Madness.


Where do I join?

[Alpha]

:lol!

[Sophia Harten]

Hands Helenias a clipboard with a very very very short contract on it that only reads KITTY MAFIA MADNESS in big red letters at the top.

Just sign right here on the dotted line. :D

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

We shall take over the world!

[Alpha]

What are we going to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night Pinky...Try to take over the world!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

NARF!

[Iesis]

POIT!

[Alpha]

POIT?

[Marcus Telcontar]

ZORT!

[Morgan Evanar]

*unloads M4A1 into Marcus, Alpha and Iesis.*

No Avail[UN1] is on a killing spree!

http://www.swforums.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=318379

[Marcus Telcontar]

When everyone is in a trace, you can make the people do a chicken dance?

[Lady Vader]

FJORD!

[Marcus Telcontar]

But me and Pippy Longstocking, what would the children look like?