Biggest male flirt in SWFans.............Vote.

[Azhure Darkstone]

Nothing to do, thus such ideas come to mind.

There is always one male trying to get the title of the 'biggest flirt', so lets make it official once and for all. :)

Time to vote, or nominate someone (or yourself) with why and how you deserve the title. One speech, and we will judge once everyone has had their say.

No biting, scratching or non-sportsmanship stuff.

THank-you.


(and Xazor, after this we might do the female flirt title :p )

[Marcus Telcontar]

Could only be Liam or Verse.

[Sith Ahnk]

Flirt? Or hump your leg for attention whore?

I wish people would open contests I could win :(

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I'd say Liam from what I've seen.

[Xanatos Etanial]

well, as far as QUANTITY goes... sure, Liam or Verse. Maybe even Alpha, but if you want quality, you go for the Prince, baby.

::Flex::

[Alpha]

How would I fit in there? I don't flirt...much...:)

Verse...I'd say Verse. :)

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Liam

[Roddy Two]

(Attempts to make a suave "kissy face", but drools out the corner of his mouth, and falls on his side)

[Lady Uranus]

Originally posted by Xanatos Etanial
well, as far as QUANTITY goes... sure, Liam or Verse. Maybe even Alpha, but if you want quality, you go for the Prince, baby.

::Flex::

Ya mean Da-ku?

[Dark Jedi Leia Solo]

Liam flirts so much its almost cost his life twice at my hands. :wings

[ReaperFett]

Liam flirts with anyone.


Literaly :)

[Navaria Tarkin]

Trace is pretty fly for a pale face guy

[Da-ku Etanial]

Me! Wait....I have never flirted with anyone....YET! >D

[Estelle Russard]

Liam

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol Thanks Azhure, yes, we'll have to have a female one, but it doesn't even bother to make that contest....I already won it!! :D

Liam all the way....... :D

[Aayla Secura]

Liam Jinn :p

[Azhure Darkstone]

Liam seems to be going well for the moment, how come it's always the jedi who end up making the flirt sessions?

Come on sith, take a chance ;)

Your confident are you not Xazor?
;) and a married woman.
:mad

[Anubis]

Hey, I used to be a major flirt, but im quite sure if I did now my wife would wupp up on me something fierce...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I say Liam. Although...no, definetely Liam. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

I think Liam wins ^_^

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

What about me?

<font size=50>uNF!</font>

[ReaperFett]

I remember the days when I would get nominations, despite never flirting. THose were the days :)

[Krystal Stargazer]

:rolleyes

[Liam Jinn]

Fett, you mispelled dreams :p

Flirting? What in gods name is that? :D

[Krystal Stargazer]

[Makes note to kill Jedi if he ever flirts with her] >D

[Liam Jinn]

Bah, if I only had a nickle for every time someone said that....:)

[Krystal Stargazer]

Care to find out?! >D

[Liam Jinn]

Yup :)

I'll get to you when you least suspect it.

[Krystal Stargazer]

Originally posted by Liam Jinn
Yup :)

I'll get to you when you least suspect it.

More like "I" will get you when you least expect it!!>D

[ReaperFett]

Gooing to do a background check first this time? :)

[Krystal Stargazer]

On who?!! :angel

Ssssh, you Reaperfett!! Or I will get you too!!>D

[ReaperFett]

I meant Liam doing the check :)

[Krystal Stargazer]

I don't think he can! :p :rollin

Still, Sshhh you!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

IC: Hey! *raises hand* He can flirt with me, if he wants. But my hubby might gut him.

Or I might. When I was done. >D/OOC:

:p j/k!!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

About the only person Liam wouldn't flirt with by his own admission is Helenias.

I wonder why?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

...you're evil, you know that? Evil!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Me....? Evil?

[Xazor Elessar]

No....Marcus isn't evil.... :lol Turbogeek is evil.... ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Who's this Turbogeek person anyway?

[Liam Jinn]

Helenias...Mmmm :D

j/k :p

Now LD on the other hand...:D

[Xazor Elessar]

Liam! What about me??? *mauls her bodyguard* :lol :lol :lol

You know who I'm talking about, Marcus....... (;))

[ReaperFett]

But Liam, those two are both female RPers with female characters














:)

[Liam Jinn]

:lol Fett's jealous

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

LOL @ Fett

Oh yeah...Liam is the worst of the worst as far as being a flirt. He tops everyone in that category. :lol

[ReaperFett]

Im not jealous, considering your past history ;)

[Liam Jinn]

:lol Fett you're going to make it look like we've slept together!

*steals Xaz and Leia*

[ReaperFett]

You said it, not me :)

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

Hmmm....one married and one engaged Jedi.

I think Liam has a death wish! >D :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*strolls into thread, and promptly does an about face and strolls out, whistling*

[Liam Jinn]

Bah...I still stick with you're jealous :)

*knocks Leia unconscious*

[ReaperFett]

If Im jealous, why did you mention the fiction than I slept with you, hmm? Know why? Because you want to me with the man! ME! And you didnt, arent and wont ever! MUHA! :)

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
If Im jealous, why did you mention the fiction than I slept with you, hmm? Know why? Because you want to me with the man! ME! And you didnt, arent and wont ever! MUHA! :)

O_o O_o O_o

OMG....!!! **Speechless**

[Liam Jinn]

*pops Fett's ego*

Enough of this talk..back to the ladies..

[ReaperFett]

the ones played by women, or the other ones who you always manage to find? :)

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

O_o

Then.....

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

0_0

:lol :lol :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

*gladly goes with Liam* :lol :lol :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*wanders in then wanders back out*

OOC: Liam

[Sanis Prent]

Hell, I don't have to flirt...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol the man has a point. WOmen seem to plaster themselves all over him.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*whistles innocently*

[Azhure Darkstone]

mmmmmm...brad pitt.

;)

so, when are ya free? :angel

[Dae Jinn]

yeah, it's all about the pics...I'd have to say Lima is biggest flirt, but Trace Sha is sexier ;)


:lol

[Sanis Prent]

You'll have to take that up with Miss Tarkin :lol

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Azhure Darkstone
mmmmmm...brad pitt.

;)

so, when are ya free? :angel

Never, Sanis always charges. :)

[Sanis Prent]

:lol!!!

[Jedi Neo]

You know I feel that I could post my personal ad here...

Or I could just stand on my head, decissions....

[Alpha]

:lol!

[Zasz Grimm]

Indeed....decisions.

:evil

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hi and welcome to SWFans flirting and dating service. Tonight, all our males are ready and willing to take your posts. We have our dedicated flirts who will woo you with their words and their winning ways, as well as their sexy avatars and signatures.

And how much for this service?

It's free for the first 1000 female posters. So post now and be flirted with!

[Azhure Darkstone]

If it's Brad Pitt I dont have a problem. ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

First cab off the rank to be flirted with is Azhure Darkstone! A delightful young lass, she likes ballroom dancing, pina colada and getting caught in the rain, who would love to be flirted with by Brad Pitt!

Sooooo.... lets see who is first to flirt with our lovely lady here!

[imported_Taja Loraan]

Am I female? O_o
Either way, can I at least be a guy in this thread so I can flirt with Xazor? I'm sure she'd want me to. ^_~

[Sanis Prent]

Flirt #1:

Hey, can you get me a cold one?

(smiles)

[Da-ku Etanial]

Flirt #2:

Somebody call heaven...I think there's an angel missing.

[Xanatos Etanial]

Flirt #3: Excuse me miss, do you have a quarter? I promised I'd call my mom when I found true love.

[Da-ku Etanial]

Flirt #4:

Your house or mine?

[Xanatos Etanial]

Flirt #5:

Excuse me, are you tired?

Because you've been running through my mind all day.

[Liam Jinn]

Bah, you guys are all too late. I've been flirting with Saph ever since she got here :)

[Shawn]

Apparently, I don't need to flirt: Women just throw themselves at me. :angel

[ReaperFett]

Yes, but they hold knives at the time :)

[Shawn]

Kinkeh.

[ReaperFett]

If you are ever in a bar, and a knife appears, DONT SAY THAT, okay?


:)

[Loki Ahmrah]

Flirt #6: Is that a ladder in your tights or just a stairway to heaven?


Apparently, I don't need to flirt: Women just throw themselves at me. :angel

What Shawn doesn't reveal is that he frequents the opticians when he is on the pull, either that or the institute for the blind. Go Shawn! :)

[ReaperFett]

I cant say the funny one :)

[Loki Ahmrah]

I can. :)

"Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol:lol

I love the necrophilliac one.. if a guy used that one on me I couldn't do anything but laugh.

[ReaperFett]

Thats Gav's hope. That way, you cant hit him :)

[Gav Mortis]

I really want to say the finger one now! :D

[ReaperFett]

I want to use the keys or the mirror ones I told you :)

[Gav Mortis]

Life's so unfair!

[ReaperFett]

yeah :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

o_O as long as nobody ends saying the line once used on me.....god that one was nasty......funny, heard every one of those lines at least once......

[Ryla Relvinian]

Liam, and here is why:

Session Start (AIM - jediryla:Jedi Liam Jinn): Sun Jun 16 16:12:55 2002
[16:12] jediryla: Hey bud.
[16:13] Jedi Liam Jinn: Why hello there :)
[16:13] jediryla: Hey bar boy! :]
[16:14] Jedi Liam Jinn: :-D I think I'm going to hit on Ryla for awhile now 8-)
[16:14] jediryla: heh
[16:14] Jedi Liam Jinn: how've ya been?
[16:15] jediryla: Pretty good, just got done with finals week... beagh
[16:15] Jedi Liam Jinn: brain fried?
[16:15] jediryla: Ohyeah.
[16:15] jediryla: See, I can't even type!
[16:16] Jedi Liam Jinn: tis ok, I can read :)
[16:16] jediryla: kewl.
[16:16] Jedi Liam Jinn: so how come Liam and that blue skinned hotty never got together ;)
[16:16] jediryla: Dunno.
[16:16] jediryla: Never asked. ;}
[16:17] Jedi Liam Jinn: hmmmm....
[16:17] jediryla: hah
[16:17] jediryla: *can hear the wheels turning in Liam's brain...*
[16:17] Jedi Liam Jinn: lol
[16:20] Jedi Liam Jinn: wait, I think Rebs was the one that got to go after you now that I think about it :)
[16:20] jediryla: heh
[16:21] jediryla: You flipped a coin or something?
[16:21] Jedi Liam Jinn: lol, something like that..you knew how us jedi boys used to be
[16:21] jediryla: bad boys...

[Marcus Telcontar]

If I was a betting man, I would say Seer has been the SWFans woman most flirted with.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

probably..... :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Which is why you have a heavy duty Waffle Iron - to bash em if they get too amourous

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

ah, the other use for it.....bashes annoying ppl like Itala and also bashes overly amorous ppl .....what a good multi-tasking weapon...*thwacks a random stalker with force waffle iron* >D

[Surpanakha]

x_X :: smells all crispy and fried ::

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*raises eybrow to Sur/wolfie* mew?

[Surpanakha]

:: was the random stalker :: X_x

[Azhure Darkstone]

*likes the flirts*

*winks at Liam*

Oh yes, can I steal Mat's account and flirt with Xazor as well? Im sure Mat wont mind :)

[Liam Jinn]

:D

[Glenn]

Flirt #Only God knows now-

Um, hey pretty miss, would you do me the honour of buying you a drink?

[IG-88]

Amazing. You, sir - and I use the term loosely - must be a GREAT HIT with the ladies. It is CERTAIN that no self-respecting woman could turn down the enviable opportunity of buying herself a drink, just to honour YOU.

Fortunately, though I am but a custom-built, amazing and unique assassin droid that most would think only capable of mass destruction and cleverly-planned executions, I am a veritable LOVE DROID on the inside. If I set my formidable mind to it, I would be unrivaled in the - useless - performance art of "flirting". I am unresistable with the ladies. Since there is no money or purpose in doing so, however, it does not look like anyone will ever be voting IG-88, slave machine of love, as the greatest flirt of all time.

You should all thank me that I do not bother to steal your women from you all.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*thwacks droid with force waffle iron for the hell of it* jidjiotjic forrda drrrojid......

[IG-88]

*Puny waffle iron bounces back off of solid durasteel head casing*

I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did!

You appear to be a female. But I'll let you off the hook this time - I will clomp away before I arouse your amorous side and cause you to foolishly waste your affections on a mere, incredible, assassin droid.

[Sanis Prent]

The word is legs. Why don't you come back to my place and spread the word.

[IG-88]

Oh, that is clever. Why, there is a mirror in your pants. I can see myself in them.

Or this: Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? Because you look like Satan himself.

You should definitely try that last one out, all you HOT LOVERS of LOVE out there.

I am most definitely leaving, now. Enjoy your futile attempts to claim my throne as the love EMPEROR.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*raises eyebrow* odd forrda.....

[Glenn]

:rolleyes

Oh lordy, someone get that thing outta here....

[Tianje Xhu]

personally, i kinda liked him ;)

[Azhure Darkstone]

Glenn has the best so far. My mother says you smell nice is the best compliment....but that depends what you smell like I guess...

[Threepio]

If you ask me, the chances of someone falling for one of these lines is one hundred nintey-nine million to one!

Here is a better line: Did you know you have weak eyes? Everytime I look into them, I get weak.

There, now see what I mean? I wasn't programmed to understand humans for nothing, afterall.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Suuuuurrrrreeeeee that's a good lick up line. Well I have a better one.

:: Flashes lots and lots and lots of cash ::

[Azhure Darkstone]

money money money.......
thats all anyone cares about.

as long as someone proves themselves a nice guy thats all that matters. A guy might look a million dollers, but have the personality of robot or major jerk. *is not insulting any robot programmed to be human-like*

[Threepio]

A "lick up line," Sir?

I must say, if there is licking involved, the ladies might be more easily persuaded. As it is, I cannot lick, as I am only a droid.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol god, these lines are horrible.....

[Sanis Prent]

Nice shoes, wanna screw?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol now that one wasn't even witty at all, the two parts of it don't go together....

[Gabran Darkysa]

I must say, if there is licking involved, the ladies might be more easily persuaded. As it is, I cannot lick, as I am only a droid.


:lol I must say that's pretty blunt coming from a droid. :) Pick-ups are outdated unless it contains some true wit and really captures a moment. However in a nightclub or bar when people are their way to being soundly intoxicated anything can sound good when feeling particularly lonely. Almost anything!

[Sanis Prent]

Seer, that's the point.


But if you want something else...


Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to have sex with me.

[Gabran Darkysa]

I would say you are pretty screwed Sanis...





lol, a j/k

[Marcus Telcontar]

The SWFans pickup line. It's direct, it will often get you booted in the nuts, but it's blunt and to the point and it can work

"Hey baby ya wanna uNF?"

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

I know that but at least don't use screw or the like...gotta try a bit of wit dears....besides I doubt a line like that has ever worked......

[Gabran Darkysa]

I don't know... maybe sometimes things just connect... usually with the benefit of ample amount of booze. I would never use a pick-up line and if I did it would be just to get a laugh or smile.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I would suck at pick up lines cause I have never used one in my life.

[Gabran Darkysa]

When someone says pick-up line what comes to mind is a middleaged dude wearing a cheap goldplated medallion, fly-collar silk shirts (or whatever those things are called???), and cheap sunglasses. Some refugee from the disco age. lol!

[ReaperFett]

Ditto for me Marcus :)

"I think I just dropped my keys in your clothing. Can I go get them?"

:)

[Glenn]

Originally posted by Azhure Darkstone
Glenn has the best so far. My mother says you smell nice is the best compliment....but that depends what you smell like I guess...

YAY! So, can we go get that drink then?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

uNF!!

[Liam Jinn]

LD uNF'ed me :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Did I? My bad.

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

That would bad :x

[ReaperFett]

Poor LD :)

[Gav Mortis]

Well if she's givin' it to Liam so easily, it should be a pieace of cake:

"LD, how do you like your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized?"

[Gabran Darkysa]

:lol




That was a good one Gav... twisted but in-your-face! I am tweeked, can't think of any oneliners to drop on LD!

[ReaperFett]

"Come on LD, dont you believe in giving things for charity?"

*puppy dog eyes*





Now THAT'S pathetic :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

Agreed.. that was very degrading and pathetic.

[ReaperFett]

Oh, I have worse :)

[Gav Mortis]

"Come on LD, dont you believe in giving things for charity?"

Yes she does, the "Help Fett get Laid" Fund. :)

[ReaperFett]

Peh, the coffers must be empty in that one :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

rofl @ Fett

[Marcus Telcontar]

"Hey baby, need a lift home? My face is leaving in half an hour"

[Lilaena De'Ville]

>_< MARK! That one is TOO much! :lol

And I didn't uNF Liam! He just *wishes* I had.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Also I think we should all realize there is a difference between being a flirt..and being a slut. :)

You are all male whores.

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me

*sniff*

:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Finally, a god idea for Reaperfett's CT at GJO!


DAMNIT!! I cant change his title! WAAAAAA! Not fair!

And how many Reaperfett accounts are there???????

[ReaperFett]

Only one :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

*coughsmellsdoublestandardscough*








*coughjustjokingcough* ;)

[ReaperFett]

whos got double standards :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol they're getting worse as they go......

[ReaperFett]

Still empty :)

[Gabran Darkysa]

Nevermind :)

[ReaperFett]

NEVER MIND?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol poorrr fett.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

errr....... yeah. Have you ummm.... got those reports for me....yah?

[Gabran Darkysa]

:lol

[Azhure Darkstone]

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

"Now that you mention it, I guess it did because somehow I must be sick. I dont find you attractive at all."

Now THATS a pick-up line :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

My friend uses the reply to:

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

"Did it hurt when you fell down through the stupid/ugly tree? Because it looks like you hit every branch on the way!"

:x

[Azhure Darkstone]

AH the bad pick up lines and the wonderful remarks you can remark back. Did I say remark twice. Well I'll say it again. Remark.

[Marcus Telcontar]

We used to call one of my mates Pills. Cause no one that ugly could have been natural

[ReaperFett]

lol! :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

True story about that guy - he was one ugly bugger, but he really could pull in the girls. How? Well we were in a bar after a rally andsome lady came past. His pick up line was to drop his pants. Okay, he got slapped. But you see, he had no need to boast about relative manhood sizes. I think the lady in question had a think about it and came back later......

Yeah, well we didnt see Pills for the rest of the night.

Moral of the story is that Size does matter.

[ReaperFett]

That tactic wouldnt always work though :)

[Cherice St_Hilare]

Pick-up lines that have been used on me ::

"Is your dad in Afghanistan ? Cuz you're da bomb."

"If we were letters in the alphabet, I'd have U and I get together."

"Was your dad a theif ? Cuz he put all the stars in your eyes."


It was so very cheesy and humiliating when they said this. -_-; But back to the subject -- If there's a number #1, I'd have to say Liam from what I've seen. Doesn't mean he's successful, though. :lol

[ReaperFett]

I taught him. I was his good influence ;)

[Ishiva Ruell]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
True story about that guy - he was one ugly bugger, but he really could pull in the girls. How? Well we were in a bar after a rally andsome lady came past. His pick up line was to drop his pants. Okay, he got slapped. But you see, he had no need to boast about relative manhood sizes. I think the lady in question had a think about it and came back later......

Yeah, well we didnt see Pills for the rest of the night.

Moral of the story is that Size does matter.



Size is the irresistable force that binds! Heh. >D

[Xenodoros Stormrider]

This thread is 2 months old :rolleyes

[Leeloo Mina]

Thats the same thing I was thinking :crack

[Verse Dawnstrider]

It is new for me. This thread happened when I was at Boot Camp, and on that note......


"OMG!!!!!!I Lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh well. Laim is like a brother to me OOC and IC, so I guess it is ok to lose to him.

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Yeah, I think Liam flirts more than you nowdays.

Havent seen you flirt in the last few months :mneh

better catch up!

[Liam Jinn]

If anyone is or ever can be my Rival, it'd be Verse...:)

[Leeloo Mina]

With the twin Avs, I bet you could gang up on a girl in some thread and she'd be confused as to which one was flirting with her

[Liam Jinn]

Leeloo, did you ever find any scissors? ;)

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Scissors? That's no fun. Just rip the dang things off.

[Liam Jinn]

Or bite through it..

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Why not both?

[Liam Jinn]

Good thinking.

*licks finger, then touches Leeloo with it*

Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes?

(btw, I didn't really read this thread, so don't chastise me if someone else used that line :-p)

[Verse Dawnstrider]

::Looks at Leeloo's Avatair. Teh tight white shirt and orange pants. Verse shrugs.::

"Why the hell not?"

::Gets out the bucket and soaks Leeloo. White teeshirt plus water equals......::

"Wet Teeshirt contest anyone?"

[Liam Jinn]

*shakes head, then gives Leeloo his jacket*

There there...don't let it get to you.

*gives her a multipass*

[Verse Dawnstrider]

::Verse takes off his shirt and flexs his toned muscles of his now bare chest.::

"No, No, I insist. Take mine."

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol!!!

I should have known better than to post that.. now which one of you gave me the multipass? o_O

*covers her chest and pulls a jacket off some random guy* :mneh

[Liam Jinn]

*points to a stain on the shirt*

I wouldn't touch that thing...

*huggles Leeloo before popping one of Verse's pecks with a needle*

[Lord Que]

RUN! NO NO, DONT SAY ANYTHING, RUN!

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol!

*wates Verse's chest deflate*

o_O

[Verse Dawnstrider]

::Verse looks at his deflated pectoid.::

"Leeloo, can you blow this back up for me? Just put your mouth right there......"

[Lord Que]

*raises verses hand to his chest*

there ya go...

[Leeloo Mina]

http://leeloossigs.clanhappy.com/autowash.jpg

A-a-tuoo-wash... *shivers and backs away from Verse*

Apsha Deno Ankanach!

[Liam Jinn]

*watches as Gue hits on Verse, ruining the line. Moves back to Leeloo and whispers something about more multipasses in his cab*

[Lord Que]

no no no, im hittin on no one, just noting his chest is above his waist...

[Gia Van Derveld]

:lol:lol!!!

[Verse Dawnstrider]

::Verse quickly moves away from Gue and walks to the car. He opens teh car door as if hiting that the promised multipasses are in...dum dum dum...the back seat.::

[Leeloo Mina]

Mul-ti-pass? Hamas ^_^

[Liam Jinn]

*takes Leeloo to his cab for a few hours*

[Verse Dawnstrider]

::Looks at the new chick.::

"Hello Gia. Do you want to see *my* multipass?"

[Leeloo Mina]

Do Hoppi-Hoppa!!

*gets out of the cab*

:p

[Liam Jinn]

*gets out, adjusting his clothes*

[Lord Que]

Tay tay kita

[Liam Jinn]

Leeloo, you've got to learn to say that BEFORE...:p

[Leeloo Mina]

:mneh

Too Piti >D

[Verse Dawnstrider]

What else does she say?

[Leeloo Mina]

Ania

[Liam Jinn]

*noticed Leeloo was talking to Verse*

[Lord Que]

Liam, Deno do Escobar

[Leeloo Mina]

Cornelius!

[Lord Que]

NÊ hany

[Verse Dawnstrider]

The hell?

[Lord Que]

Djala?

[Leeloo Mina]

Kessetoun? Do Hoppi-Hoppa?

[Leeloo Mina]

:cry

[Lord Que]

Seno chinou deno bayaterol
:evil

[Leeloo Mina]

Deno Algoulana! Ashan Awa Hoppi-Hoppa?

Eito!!! :mneh

[Lord Que]

Afta afrilfelset achan sän lacta!

[Diego Van Derveld]

AwwoooOOOOooooo :D

[Leeloo Mina]

Do! Do Afrilfelset :cry

>D

*tackles Diego*

:lol

[Lord Que]

Chinou achan akta Diego chtaman

[Leeloo Mina]

:cry

[Lord Que]

Awwww, Deno amoun, Kidoun seno chinou...

[Leeloo Mina]

Awwww.... :)

[Lord Que]

Flamta-seddan deno ekfebet Ilo mavano maha nili mena limoï mena deno

[Leeloo Mina]

Domo Danko ^_^

[Lord Que]

Ashan... Hoppi hoppa?

;) hehe

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Do!! :mneh

[Lord Que]

Do? Ok, here it comes :)

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

[Lord Que]

http://www.emo.spacespider.net/smileysex.gif

[Leeloo Mina]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH



:headbash

[Lord Que]

hehe, thats what she said...

[Leeloo Mina]

>_<

[Lord Que]

cheer up there!

[Leeloo Mina]

CHICKENS!

[Lord Que]

if you like

[Leeloo Mina]

o_O

[Lord Que]

WHA???

[Leeloo Mina]

Djala?

[Lord Que]

Velui Keseben, Domo danko

[Leeloo Mina]

FREAK!!!



:mneh

[Lord Que]

Seno chinou deno


Aloïlé

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol

Seno Lougalino..

Apipoussan!

[Lord Que]

yeah, thought thats the response id get, oh well...

Bana-hatelo Choncha Chämas, Eto Aloïlé, Orlo-tuna

[Emiliana]

x.@;; --Hide--


:lol I've gotten some awful lines before.. I can only remember some of them, though.. ^^;

"So, you're a girl huh?"
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first." <-- I seriously had a 9 year old say that to me... x.x;;

And my favorite...

"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

[Leeloo Mina]

:lol:lol:lol!!!!!

If I got that line, I would probaly give the guy a chance. :p

Since I got my cat ears the lines I've got have been:

"Meow!"

"MeOW!"

and "You know, I think you'd look better in nothing but those cat ears ;)"

[ReaperFett]

4 pages in a day, nearly all the same two people? START ANOTHER THREAD! Jeez!

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Gue hit on me and sexed Leeloo up. It is very very wrong.

[Lord Que]

Do hoppi hoppa!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew?

[Lord Que]

Djala?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

que?

[Gia Van Derveld]

NO MORE DIVINE LANGUAGE FOR YOU! :mad *takes it away from Gue*

Leeloo can keep it if she's responsible with it. Or else...NO MORE CHOCOLATE EXPRESSO BEANS!!!





:lol

and that last line was hilarious!!!