I think I nearly blew a blood vessel....

[Marcus Telcontar]

We have a so called Quality "expert" here on Mondays. A retard when it comes to computers. He was having a raised voice at me cause he couldnt edit a file - his own fault of course, blaming it on my systems....

I let him have it. Five minutes bellowing in his face to shut up and listen for once in his life, sick of him causing trouble and if he came into the place with an attitude.....

Oh, did I mention I had a broom in my hand?

[BUFFJEDI]

Anger leads to hate , hate leads to suffering :lol

you should have decked him, although that would be wrong;)

[Sanis Prent]

Quality control experts are generally not computer guys...they're statisticians.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Does chasing him around the office with the broom count?

[ReaperFett]

Sounds good

[BUFFJEDI]

Does chasing him around the office with the broom count?

yes o_O I thinkO_o

[ReaperFett]

You just needed to clean up some dirt :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I think the broom still has the dents from when I chased the Office Fat B*tch out the door.

Mmmmm..... I like brooms.

[Sanis Prent]

Sir...I believe you have my stapler!!

....I could...setthebuildingonfire...

[ReaperFett]

:)

[Sith Ahnk]

I hit my friend in the head with a broom and knocked him unconcious once, then I went and got a glass of Kool Aid and waited for him to wake up

Actually I think it was a mop

[ReaperFett]

You knocked a mop out with a broom? :)

[Sith Ahnk]

No, I knowcked my friend out with a mop, see, once when we was preparing to shoot this star wars fan fic, he hit me with a kendo stick, so I took another friend and hit him over the head with a metal mop handle and knocked him unconcious

[Sanis Prent]

Me and my friend used to get free yardsticks at the home & garden show, and proceed to use them in mortal combat against each other.

[Sith Ahnk]

Thats always fun, Christmas is too, get some of those rolls of wrapping paper and just beat the living snasbot out of someone

[ReaperFett]

I once got a stone stuck in my teeth. The teeth survived. The swimming pool finished the job :)

[Sith Ahnk]

I had a tooth out recently. I died it red, and half stook

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Today's the day to get mad at people for sure... must be something in the air.

[ReaperFett]

love is in the air, everywhere I look around, love is in the air, every site and every sound, and I dont know if Ive beena fool....





I did well to remember that much :)

[Sith Ahnk]

I have never heard that song except once in a mafia movie

[ReaperFett]

Oh yeah, you can see the love in the Mafia :)

[Sith Ahnk]

Theres lots of love on the Sopranos

kissing anyway

[Tianje Xhu]

and food. lots of food. the momma cooks and the grandmama is out on the porch sweeping with a broom. but sometimes she mops.

[Lady Vader]

What? No frying pan?!

Well, I guess the broom did the job. :lol

[ReaperFett]

In an office? :)

[Lady Vader]

Well, yeah. I have this vision of this nicely polsihed frying pan haning on his office wall, looking inocent and very much like a trophy, and then him peeling it off the wall to chase away idiots and a-holes when need be.

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Well, I dont :)

[Da-ku Etanial]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
Does chasing him around the office with the broom count?

Did you chase him out an open window?


......Yes I'm sadistic, your point?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, yeah. I have this vision of this nicely polsihed frying pan haning on his office wall, looking inocent and very much like a trophy, and then him peeling it off the wall to chase away idiots and a-holes when need be.

The broom is first level moron support. The frying pan is hanging in the server room

[Admiral Lebron]

Really? You should scan in pictures.

[Lady Vader]

aHA! I KNEW he had a frying pan lying around!!! :lol

*:p at Fett*

[Dae Jinn]

I bet it has loads of dents in it...:lol

My friends bf works at primus.ca, maybe i should get him a fry pan? :lol

[ReaperFett]

He just said it to make me feel wrong :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Lies! :verymad

He has to have a force frying pan...

[Marcus Telcontar]

He just said it to make me feel wrong


Right. Where's my digital camera?

[ReaperFett]

How should I know? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Because I might actually pan people in real life?

[Admiral Lebron]

Ever been sued?

[Marcus Telcontar]

No, because I only pan people who deserve it

[Admiral Lebron]

Send picture.

[Lady Vader]

Yes! Yes! I demand a picture!!! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Keep reminding me in case I forget.....

[ReaperFett]

I WANT PICTURES!



Your pan will make do :)

[Lady Vader]

*Makes mental note: Keep reminding Marcus for picture. Get really annoying. Keep repeating same sentence.* :p


Yes! Yes! I demand a picture!!! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

With the broom as well?

[Lady Vader]

Yes! Yes! I demand a picture!!! :lol

[Admiral Lebron]

I wanna see the pan. . . :(

[Angelique Rien]

:lol I remember seeing the Turbogeek piccy! That was posted, like... a year ago, when I was still new, and was horribly naive as to what the Hell a guy was doing, standing there with a frying pan... @_@


:D But I still remember!

[Marcus Telcontar]

And the Frying Pan became so famous, it made a cameo appearence in LOTR :)

[Lady Vader]

And I was the first to ever be panned! I'm so proud of that! :D

:lol

[Angelique Rien]

I can't even remember if I've ever been panned... I think I was, but I can't remember. @_@ Maybe a panning messed up my memory?

[Wolfgang Schreiger]

Damnation...it is the thread that doesn't end!

[Lady Vader]

And you just kept it from ending, too.

Foiled again!

*Tosses a roll of tin foil at him.*

:p

[ReaperFett]

It just goes on and on my friend :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

WHAM!!

WHAM!!!

WHAM!!!

WHAM!!! WHAM!!!


:: Pans everyone out of the thread ::

I declare this thread finished,

GRONK!

[ReaperFett]

No, you dont have the power for that. And it is GONK.




:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

GRONK!

[ReaperFett]

GONK




Unless you're Rick McCallum, when it is BONK :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well I'm not, so it's GRONK!

[ReaperFett]

I think you are, and IRL you say BONK :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

No, I'm Mark Hamill and I say GRONK!

[ReaperFett]

POINT 1- McCallum was in Austrailia when EP2 was filmed there. So were you.

POINT 2- NOONE has ever seen you and Rick in the same room together.





Case. Closed. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Point 1 - I'm not as cool as McCallum

Point 2 - If I was McCallum, someone would have been panned in AOTC

[ReaperFett]

1- Yes you are, as you are him

2- Cut scene :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Someone else accusing me of being cool????????

Damnit, I worked hard at being an a@@, and now people keep saying I'm cool! STOP IT!!! I AM NOT COOL!!!!

GRONK!

[ReaperFett]

You are Fonzie-esque Rick :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Riiiiggggghhhhttttt.....

I'm soory, but if I became cool, the forums would explode in shock

[ReaperFett]

Okay Mr McCallum :)

[Sanis Prent]

Maybe "gronk" is just what a GONK droid would say, if it had a thick aussie accent.

[ReaperFett]

Nah, he'd say "GONK Sport!" :)

[Sanis Prent]

"Roight! Now...Whot we've got heeyah es ah soltwotah gronk droid! Et jas lays etself out een tha sun, roight aloong soide thot Beelahbong ova there!"

[ReaperFett]

"Look at this beauty!" :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Corr blimey, look at the lil bugger go! She's a right beauty this one! Strewth, she just took my arm off! Gotta watch these Gronk Droids, turn yer back and they'll turn on ya and bit yer a@@!