Mr. Teapot says...

[Grizwaldy]

http://www.flat-earth.org/mrteapot/

[Azhure Darkstone]

HEY! you BEAT me!

*sulks*
:mad
:verymad
:spank
:shootin
:duel
:headbash






























:cry
meanie

and I don't need anger management.:mad

[Grizwaldy]

:angel
I dunno what you mean...

*roses*
?

[Azhure Darkstone]

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"........"

[Grizwaldy]

Dont want my rose then?

[Azhure Darkstone]

*looks at rose, takes it*
:grumble

Four minutes my butt.

[Grizwaldy]

hehe, ok, behind the shed?

[Azhure Darkstone]

*looks around to see if anyones looking*

Ok, but only because Im in a bad mood....

[Grizwaldy]

*Comes back with her 4 min's later straightening his suit*
That was enjoyable

[Azhure Darkstone]

:grumble

bad kisser.........



:p

[Grizwaldy]

well, if thats the only thing I did bad I think im still good in there
wanna give it another go?
:angel

[Azhure Darkstone]

What so I can watch you looking at yourself in the mirror for two minutes....then get bad kissing. No.

[Grizwaldy]

theres a mirror behind the shed???

[Azhure Darkstone]

No genuis. Where do you think all the chattering noise came from.

[Grizwaldy]

my bad, I thought that was you

[Azhure Darkstone]

ExCuse! Me!
I thought that was you at first too.
If you werent lookign in the mirror, who were you looking at?:spank

[Grizwaldy]

thats about the range of it right there
:spank

[Azhure Darkstone]

HEY! I'm asking you a question! If you dont answer I'll.....:shootin

[Grizwaldy]

Dont make me continue your...
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank
:spank

[Azhure Darkstone]

Is that a THREAT!?

:rolleyes

[Grizwaldy]

No, I think its actually enuendo

[Azhure Darkstone]

Oh! Now he's trying to be smart.
You cant even fake it darl........:mad

and why are you avoiding the question? If you werent looking at yourself who were you looking at? Hmm? Hmm??

[Grizwaldy]

your purdy face behind me

WHO'S DARL!?!?!

[Azhure Darkstone]

Not YOU.
Don't lie, I saw the way you stared at whatever was that. You said 'what big ears you have granma'.

WHO'S GRANMA!

[Grizwaldy]

BUT TRIXS AAARRRREEEEE FOR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!

[Azhure Darkstone]

REALLY! You may LOOK like a man, but oh boy. You are NOT a Man......

men dont go for their granmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grizwaldy]

actually, you were the one who started talkin bout your granma
Now whos sick...

These hands... I can't get them off my wrists!

[Azhure Darkstone]

I can help you there...


*Gets MASSIVE chainsaw*

:angel

*thought occurs*

But i thought she was your granma! If shes my granma....nooo!!

[Grizwaldy]

*Trips her*
Whatch your face now...

...you have been hit with the DREADED KARATE WALNUT!

[Azhure Darkstone]

I'll karate walnut you!
you lying *&%$*()()(*&^%$%&*((

*chases him with MASSIVE chainsaw*

[Grizwaldy]

*TRIP TRIP TRIP*
That must be hurting by now...

Paranoia is just good sense if people are actually out to get you.

[Azhure Darkstone]

*cuts off his foot* whoops................

:angel

The only one out to get you is ME! And oh boy will I get you..:verymad

[Grizwaldy]

Didnt need that foot anyways.....

*TRIPS with good foot*


I had to dump my last girlfriend because she was a spy, and I can't make friends because they're ALL spies (and the feds won't let me, it's part of their plan to break me, but they haven't yet!)

[Azhure Darkstone]

::Gives him venoumous look::

And who said I was your gf!? HUH!

::CUts off other foot::

[Grizwaldy]

you did! Right before I shot u with the forget u said that ray...

*Notes the losing body parts thing... really hurts*


I'd like to see a space where parallel lines taunt each other, instead of merely meeting or not meeting.

[Azhure Darkstone]

*looks at chainsaw lovingly*

Good boy. Ill clean you and put you away for the next male that gets on my nerves.

*Grins sardonically at Griz*

[Grizwaldy]

well, what now, I aiont going no where

...it's hard to maintain a healthy attitude WHEN EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH IS COVERED WITH DISEASES AND GERMS.

[Azhure Darkstone]

:verymad

WHAT did you say?? YOUR the one with tinea!

[Grizwaldy]

tinea???

Chicken McNuggets is People!

[Azhure Darkstone]

And ONE Chicken McNugget deserves to be eaten out of all the others!

[Grizwaldy]

Bite me?

[Azhure Darkstone]

I Will!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bites him. Eats him*

Men!

[Grizwaldy]

SOmehow I enjoyed that

[Azhure Darkstone]

:headbash

Dirty person.

:p

[Grizwaldy]

hey, you did it hehe

[Azhure Darkstone]

it was meant to kill you, not make you feel good.

read between the lines


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[Grizwaldy]

no fair, theres lines between the lines...

[Azhure Darkstone]

MUYAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAAA......


Precisely :)

and what do the lines between the lines say?

[Grizwaldy]

that im tasty?

[Azhure Darkstone]

really??

*puts glasses on and checks again*

[Grizwaldy]

*eats you*
yummy

[Chase Starwalker]

*knocks on thread*

uhhh hello? you two done in there?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

o_O

That will be all.

[Grizwaldy]

or will it???

[Azhure Darkstone]

Lilaena feels threatened.

better eat her too dude :p

[Grizwaldy]

*eats her too*

Any other ladies?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hey!

Wait..I liked that. >D

[Grizwaldy]

they always do....

[Azhure Darkstone]

;)