I'm Appauled!

[Admiral Lebron]

VeryAngryJew: haven't seen episode II?!!?
Warlord Gue: nope
VeryAngryJew: what the heck?!
Warlord Gue: why? lol
VeryAngryJew: You have not seen Star Wars Episode II attack of the clones?!?!
Warlord Gue: nope
VeryAngryJew: really?
Warlord Gue: yup


Conversation between me and gue. I'm shocked at this. My thoughts and prayer go out to gue... poor gue.

[Grizwaldy]

unbelivable, someone should help that boy....

[Admiral Lebron]

Freak!

[AmazonBabe]

O_o

He... hasn't... seen... AOTC?

WTF?

[Lucifer]

Err...neather have i :(...no money to do so.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:/

[Ange Tot]

Same here, same excuse as Luci too....Mesa broker than Jar-Jar head.

[Admiral Lebron]

If I had the 8 bucks, I'd send it to you each to see it. But I bought taco's instead.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

I saw it once... I'd like to see it once more in the theaters... but if not no biggie. *shrugs*

Would rather see other movies that I haven't seen in theaters yet.

[Chase Starwalker]

mmmm TACOS!

[Lord Gue]

its just not on my list of prioritys...

Stay alive
pay the bills
feed the cats
stay away from the psycho killer mafia dude


nope...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Feed cats... I approve of that priority, big time

[Admiral Lebron]

The cat can go a couple of days without eating.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cats come before Star Wars. Get your priorities right :-p

[Admiral Lebron]

No. Cat's are the things that aren't fun pets.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Spoken like someone who has never owned a cat

[Admiral Lebron]

Had one. Isn't as fun as a dog...to a four year old at least. My cat tried to kill me. My dog..loved me. So we got rid of the cat.

[Marcus Telcontar]

The mental image of a cat trying to kill a four year old reminds me of Cats n Dogs....

[Shawn]

I had the coolest dog when I was little... I believe it was a Golden Retriever, and it put Lassie to shame. I miss it. :(

[Marcus Telcontar]

mmmmm...... :: snuggles kitten::

Nothing like mad snuggles with a kitten to put your mood right

[Grizwaldy]

I used to have dogs too, I loved my dog Josh, he was a Golden Lab

Smartest dog ever, I could swear it understood english lol

[JaAku Dama]

Oops...I haven't seen any of the newer star wars movies!:lol

[ReaperFett]

My dogs cool :)

[Admiral Lebron]

Are you saying you haven't seen Episode 1 either? Sheesh. I would just like to remind the general public that this is infact a STAR WARS Role Playing board...sorta. If you don't mind the film nerds in the BO & Film forums.

[Chase Starwalker]

mad snuggles???

muahaha! :lol

everyone watch out for mad snuggles Marcus!

[Sanis Prent]

My golden retriever is the size of a small person, and still has crazy puppy energy. She's the best dog in the world, I just wish she would settle down sometimes.

[Khendon Sevon]

I have a fish...

I had rabbits... they died...

I had an african-gray... it had a sickness... it died.

My parents both had cats and dogs when they were young, but they won't let us (my brother, sister, and myself) have one... not fair... actually, my mother wants a cat, but my dad doesn't... sinner.

[Kyryanu Sevon]

I have a cat - Yo Cat

and two ferrets - Korben and Finger

Unfortunately they're not living with me; they stay with my mom; but as soon as I git me enough money.....

[CMJ]

Film Nerds, huh Lebron? :p

Thanks alot buddy!:x

:duel

[Admiral Lebron]

:uhoh You're not supposed to come down here! ;)

:shootin take that!

[CMJ]

Remember Lebron...I'm a moderator. I lurk the RP forums from time to time. I come and go as I please. ;)

:headbash

[JaAku Dama]

*snickers*

[Admiral Lebron]

Hmm...well you know what? I am a film nerd to...or a lucky wannabe-film nerd as I am decimating in the Box office contest! :p

[Wytchy Woman]

The difference between cats and dogs is that dogs are loyal slobbery things that come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you. There are dog people (usually the same kind of people who need senseless and undeserved love & attention), there are cat people (who get by just fine, thank you, without having some slobbery creature stroking their ego) and there are dog/cat people (they are the rarest type). I am a dog/cat person. I also own a pig - no smart remarks kiddies!
Shawn doesn't remember being a cat person, but believe me I have pictures to prove otherwise. Speaking of pics, has everyone been over to the Meras Org. forums to see the cutesy baby pics of Shawn? The prettiest baby ever born, if I do say so myself.
Also, Shawn, is the dog you mentioned pre or post Mom? The reason I ask is that I think you may be talking about "Prince". He was a collie, not a golden retriever and was very devoted to you. Not bad for a stinky ol' dog.:D

[Wytchy Woman]

at first I thought he was out to hurt all the cute little kitties of the world. Now I know he just wants to capture a witty bitty kitty for his very own.
My two cats, Denang and Bekka are the world's best kitties. They are both siamese (if you please) and I think it is really a shame that siamese, or a variation there of, were not included in any of the SW films. If Disney could do it, why not Lucas?
And, shhhhhhhh, I have a secret. When finally I get to see my darling son I am gonna get him the bestest puppy in the whole world - as long as he promises not to feed it to Strike and Draco. ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

IWhen I met my now wife, at that point I hated cats. I used to try to run them over. Helen wanted a kitten.... swallowed my distaste and bought her one. Now we have three and I got one for my own and I want more! I love kittens and cats now!

Mad Cat Snuggles are the bestest thing

[Sanis Prent]

The only cats I get along with are my friend Mat's cats. He got em as kittens and his family asked me to house-sit while they went to vacation at panama city. So I raised em for about 2 weeks while they were away. The cats love me now, so whenever I come over, they all kinda end up hopping into my lap. Now they're having kittens, and their kittens do the same. Its funny, cause if this cat family has any more litters, they're gonna kill me!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Death by Kittens...... sounds like an intersting way to go

[ReaperFett]

"Death or plumbing! Death or plumbing!" :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Who are you supposed to be - the Disco plumber?

[Sanis Prent]

Well, I'll go over to play some playstation 2, and I suddenly feel a warm fluffball land in my lap...then another...and another, etc. Its nice of them, but its a little creepy. When I go to his place to pass out (we usually hang at his place after hitting the bars), I've got a living blanket by morning.

[ReaperFett]

Close, it's an Eddie Izzard quote :)


Daleks :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Thinking of Izzard, Iwas wtching Mystery Men last night again :)

ooh. a living blanket of cats.... Problem is if they get playful at 2am

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Sanis Prent]

Yes they do. And one of them has chronic gas. He usually gets thrown out the door by his tail.

[ReaperFett]

swing him round yoyur head to build up momentum? Or more of a knife throwing style? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cats and chronic gas = worse than a gungan with B.O.

[Sith Ahnk]

Mt cat peed on my bed, and then we faught, it won, bloody claws, goes right for the eyes too

[Sanis Prent]

One time he hopped up on the bed when I was playing D&D: Dark Alliance. He layed down beside me, and sorta rolled over on his side. Five seconds later, I kicked him off the mattress, and dove out the door gagging. Worst smell ever.

[Marcus Telcontar]

The mental image of that Sanis really made my day, for I can sympathise. One of my cats has a habit of jumping my lap.... and 10 seconds later you have tears in your eyes from the SBD

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol my cats used to have the same problem before we stopped giving them milk, but they stopped right after......my cat is a good cuddler but my sister's cat is annoying, he gets right in your face and stares then licks your face and gets closer until you pet him, same thing if you stop petting him.....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Never give a cat cows milk - always use something without the lactose. Cats are lactose intolerant.

Doesnt stop one of mine from stealing a few sips of your cup of tea if your not on your gaurd

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

hmm, well we only gave it to them when they were kittens since the mom disappeared but ah well.....my cats drink anythung that is not watched, coffee, tea, soda, water....anything.....

[Sanis Prent]

Then my cats shall drink beer.

[ReaperFett]

SHALL? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cats DO drink beer.

But make sure it is flat.

[Sanis Prent]

Then they shall have Guinness :)

[ReaperFett]

Poor things :)

[Sith Ahnk]

*pictures Sanis juggling drunken cats with a pizza spinning on a paper towel roll on his head*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Admiral Lebron]

You monsters! You have turned my thread about people who haven't seen Clones into some vile cat-filled topic!

[Wytchy Woman]

I thought it was pretty funny the way the thread wandered myself. :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

You monsters! You have turned my thread about people who haven't seen Clones into some vile cat-filled topic!


I thought it was a vast improvement myself

[ReaperFett]

so-so change :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Speak badly of cats and you will find a message on your pillow when you get home. The Kitten Mafia has begun

[ReaperFett]

I am home. And my pillow is near. They cant get here.







Unless Eddie Izzard was right, and the purring noise is actually the cats drilling equipment warming up, because cats love to drill. In that case, Im screwed :)

[Admiral Lebron]

I see no not on my pillow. I bet my dog killed the stupid cat. Ha!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Dont worry Lebron, when you least expect it, you'll be caught by the Ktty Mafia and sent to sleep with the food in the big wet thing.

[Admiral Lebron]

Hahahahaha! No kitten scares me...unless its like a tiger cub or something.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*pictures the drunken kitties* hehe, I think that would be around the same funny factor as when you give a dog peanut butter......

[Hunk]

You're a cruel, cruel girl

[Sanis Prent]

Speak badly of cats and you will find a message on your pillow when you get home.

A severed horse head?

[Wytchy Woman]

a severed dog's head, more likely

[Lord Gue]

Prolly a severed dogs head between ur legs

[Wytchy Woman]

I have a 8 month old puppy - half old english sheepdog, half border coller. She weighs in at about 50 pds. When I bring her in the house my male siamese lunges at her, pounces on her back and starts biting and scratching. We actually have to pull the cat off the dog's back ------ siamese rule! Dogs drool!!

[Jedi Neo]

Yeah I'm not a cat person, but I know that you don't usually mix cats and dogs. And besides thats the first sign of the end of the world.

Cats and Dogs living together!

Don't any of you remember Ghostbusters? Wheres Rama when you need him?

[Wytchy Woman]

and Hunk what's so cruel about giving a dog peanut butter? Don't you think dogs laugh at us silly humans every chance they get? Dogs and peanut butter is almost as much fun as this: put scotch tape on a cat's right front paw and left rear paw and then place the victim on a hard floor. Watch the fun. I call this the kitty IQ test. Most cats will thrash around like they are having seizures. A smart cat will simply stop and pick the tape off their paws.
On a sadder note, I gave my pig away to a hog farmer this morning. He was just doing too much damage to the back yard with his rooting and all. Besides which, he had spent so much time with the dogs that he thought he was one. It was time for him to try living with other, actual pigs. It took four grown adults (well actually only three if you count my husband) to get him into a trailer - it looked like the 3 stooges meet porky pig!

[Lady Vader]

:lol

Great mental image there!! Did you get any pictures of the actual event?

[Hunk]

How pig was it? I have to imagine size was a factor in your decision

[Wytchy Woman]

The pig weighed about 150 pds. I didn't get any pics, unfortunately. My daughter got bruises all over from where the pig dragged her across the yard and my stepson has rope burns on both hands from where he 'demonstrated' to the rest of us how to properly lasso a pig. Sadly, the pig never got a chance to meet other piggies - he died yesterday afternoon.

[Marcus Telcontar]

A smart cat will simply stop and pick the tape off their paws.


That what my cats will do. I got lucky with my pack, they all are quite intelligent.

If you really want to have fun with a cat, get a laser pointer and shime it on the floor in front of them.

[Shawn]

:: hugs his crazy mom :: :)

[Keerrourri Feessaarro]

I always had fun with putting a sock on their head.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Shawn has a cool mom :)

[ReaperFett]

Marcus, you can do that with young kids too :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Have fun with kids by shining a laser on the floor? Somehow I dont think a kid will leap 7 odd feet up a wall to try to catch said laser dot

[ReaperFett]

You can get similar results. Especially if you have a couple. And every so often, leave it still, and when they put their hand over it, turn it off :)