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[Kakita Yoshi]

Alright, this is my beef; four years ago my family placed an application with the Amarican Government to recieve a Green Card entitleing us to....yadayadayada, baisically, since I have never been involved in anything like this before I was just wondering if this is normal practice, or have we been forgotten.

Bare in mind we are a family of four, of British nationality, one of which is a doctor. (if this matters at all)

Any help would be appreciated.

~
Richard Atkinson.
~

[Dasquian Belargic]

;; shakes fist ;;

You.. being able to get a card.. and go.. there.. lucky sod! :mad

[Kelt Simoson]

Muahaha, im going there in a few years time for 6 months to say with my friend whos 36 years old and has a familiy, he can also give me a job and such as you need a job to move there (yes we have all looked into it) then after that 6 months ill place in my green card application with the job my friend will provide me, and the fact i have a relitive over there as a full american citizen helps me also :p

[Dasquian Belargic]

I think you need a job that is of some use to America - a doctor, computer/IT [person], lawyer, etc. I was going to go work with a friend out there in a holiday complex thing, but would have had to leave after 6 months because of the fact that the job I was in wasn't contributing to society.

Or so I've heard.

[Kelt Simoson]

Actually theres a area there that have "Non-Skilled" section in the jobs area, if you have a place to stay and have 3 or more sponcers that KNOW you through and through which are 3 of my familiy already. Uncle, aunty and there 21 year old son, all three can sponsor you, and aslong as your in the non-skilled catagory and contributing taxes as anyone would your okay my family have already done it and my Uncles a Painter & Decorator.

[Dasquian Belargic]

You beehatch :p

You need to sponsor me too, if I need it that is ;) :mneh

[Sanis Prent]

There's a medieval restaurant open in my city called Killarneys...maybe they could rent you out as some local-flavor serfs :) ;) :lol (sigh)

[Kelt Simoson]

:lol, my mate Scott well give me a job as a Data Adding Personel....in other words i sit there all day adding data into a comp lmao...:)

[Dasquian Belargic]

:rolleyes

Maybe they will pay me to do nothing all day ;; hums the Sloth Girl theme tune ;;

If not I guess I'll have to waggle about some A-Levels or something... or alternatively steal your job :)

[Kelt Simoson]

:p..try it

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'll kick your ass, painter boy!

;; flashes private school insignia ;; :D

[Kelt Simoson]

Christ i thought you were gonna flash something else.|I

[Dasquian Belargic]

I bet you'd like that :mneh

[Kakita Yoshi]

;;Joins with the insignia flashing;;

But seriously...can we let the helpfull people reply...not that I dont appreciate the zaneyness of your banter...

[Sanis Prent]

Bring me pints, Jenny!

[Dasquian Belargic]

;; Slides a pint of milk down the bar ;;

:D

And Rich - you should know that a thread cannot possibly stay on topic for longer than two posts :rolleyes

[Kelt Simoson]

:lol...drunken man...DRUNKEN man

and if you dont mind Annoying Sarcastic Darius i think the banter provides a laugh :)

[Kakita Yoshi]

yea...guess so...was foolish of me to anticipate anything else.

[Kelt Simoson]

:|

[Kelt Simoson]

:| Annoyingly Sarcastic Darius is your new nick..nevermind bloody Ghoststalker

[Sanis Prent]

(shrugs at milk. drinks)

[Dasquian Belargic]

|I

[Kakita Yoshi]

Do not tempt me mike...just cause i'm family and your not... :p

[Kelt Simoson]

If you got a prob with me Darius tell me for christ sake, if not stop the sarcasem is annoying.

As to your question i was trying to help you as best as i could with the knowledge i know about the subject.

[Kakita Yoshi]

heh...n/p Kelt..thanks for the know-how.

[Dasquian Belargic]

No fighting :x

[Kelt Simoson]

No prob

[Marcus Telcontar]

Why bother with America?

Australia is better.Sun sand surf, poisionous spiders, babes at bondi, snakes, peace and quiet...

And no pub sells Fosters. Waht more could you want?

[Sanis Prent]

Sun, sand, and surf.....check
Poisonous spiders.......check
Babes..........................check
Snakes........................check
Peace and Quiet.........check

And as for the Fosters, yeah we might sell it, along with the other couple of hundred other beers from all four corners of the Earth. You don't like it, then don't buy it.

Good luck finding a good bottle of Hacker Pschorr Weisse Dark in Sydney though :)

Or Rogue's Dead Guy
Or Sam Adam's Cherry Wheat
Or Pete's Wicked
Or Dixie Blackened Voodoo

etc...


...all those and 200+ more are less than 2 miles from my front door :mneh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol Come to America! We have all the beer you could want!

Actually, the Puritans drank only beer when they got here. Because the water in England was so bad at the time, they just assumed all the water in America was poisoned as well. So, man woman and child, they all drank beer. :D

[ReaperFett]

We've found descendants of Sanis then ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Good luck finding a good bottle of Hacker Pschorr Weisse Dark in Sydney though

Or Rogue's Dead Guy
Or Sam Adam's Cherry Wheat
Or Pete's Wicked
Or Dixie Blackened Voodoo

etc...



Railroad Bar and Grill, Crows Nest, Sydney. If they dont have it, it's because its a derivative of Fosters. They even have some stuff from Iceland.

I have no idea why

[Sanis Prent]

Find those, young grasshopper. It is the only way to enlightenment.

Might as well add Purple Haze to that list as well.

[Vinny Red]

* takes notes on the immigration laws *

Excellent....

Funny how a lot of threads turn to liquor chats

[Darth Viscera]

4 years? You're a lightweight. It took one of my relatives 17 years. Depends on the kind of residency you want, what kind of relatives you have here, etc.

Don't hold your breath, is what I'm saying. The embassy in Tehran looked like Saigon 1975 every single day until the revolution, with everyone trying to push ahead of everyone else to squeeze through the gates. My mom had to wait with her dad for a day outside that fence, and then when the gate opened up her dad had to push her through.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oxfod Streety, Kings Cross is the place to find import beer in Sydney. Best boutique places by a mile.

But if your male, dont bend over. The boutiques are also gay bars in that area. William Street Kings Cross aint bad, but very seedy. Newtown is okay, if you can stand the trendies and Uni students. Bondi I hear is good for Import Beer and that's a fairly normal place - if you can call the suburb with the greatest number of New Zealanders outside Auckland normal.

Which also leads to another interesting fact - Melbourne is the second or third largest population of Greeks in the world 1.3 million or something like that.

[Darth Viscera]

Yeah, there was a late-night movie on one of those HBO channels about gay greeks in aussie land, or maybe New Zealand. Just saw the summary.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yeah, there was a late-night movie on one of those HBO channels about gay greeks in aussie land

If that wasnt a joke by you, I would not be surprised if there was. Sydney has the second largest gay population in the world.

[Charley]

And thats just <font size=40>SUPER!</font> :mischief

[Darth Viscera]

It's actually pronounced THUPER, you silly queen!

nope, not a joke.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ooooh you BITCH! I'll slap you silly for that with my handbag if you dont cut it out you silly boy

[Darth Viscera]

o_O marcus, you need some real lessons in acting camp.

I'll cut a portion of my monty python DivX and put it on my server. "Squad! Camp it up!"

[Marcus Telcontar]

I always wondered how they could have drag racing in high heels.

[Charley]

Thats funny...cause now they say gay isn't a sexual preference, its a lifestyle.

I mean, the Alabama Board of Education has told me for years that when somebody catches The Gay, they put their PP in another boy's poo-hole. But now, other enlightened people tell me that its much more than that!

I mean, I've never butt-darted a dude, and according to my daily planner, have no plans to do so. But they say that since I listen to Queen, know how to match colors, know how to decorate a room according to Feng Zhuei (sp), know how to cook more than barbecue or toast, and wear pastel microfiber Alfani dress shirts...that maybe I'm just living a lie.

Oh, I've caught The Gay, all right. I'm the H-Bomb of Gay, baby :crack

[Marcus Telcontar]

Riiiigggghhhhhttttt.......

[Kelt Simoson]

Marcus you have no idea how to act camp...however VISCERA here has much experience with it..he can teach you a thing or two...:D...

[Darth Viscera]

...way to be redundant, Kelt.

*points to the monty python skit*

[Darius Van-Derveld]

Anyway....if this hijacking has not reached the point of no return...(who am I trying to kid)...thanks Viscera!

[Darth Viscera]

what? DT brought up greeks. I just boosted the convo to its natural homosexual-oriented conclusion.


WELL COME ON! THEY'RE GREEKS!

[Ghoststalker]

;;Brings thank-you Gyros for all;;


Still preciate all the help guys...but I plan just to contact the embassy...

[Marcus Telcontar]

That's right Vis, Icant do camp well...

But I can do dead butch

[Dae Jinn]

Originally posted by Darth Viscera
what? DT brought up greeks. I just boosted the convo to its natural homosexual-oriented conclusion.


WELL COME ON! THEY'RE GREEKS!

:lol

it's funny, cos my friends fiancee is greek and he always wants...well, you know ;) :lol

And Charley, you aren't gay, you just act girly on occassion :D

[Venessy Stromfeather]

Good god hasnt this died the death already???? months old and still it rises up like a months dead...thing!!!

[Dae Jinn]

Tends to happen with old threads, people find them and bring them back from the dead :mneh

*watches as thread eats Venessy like some undead thread..thing.* :D

[Ghoststalker]

-pats thread-

Nonsence, it recognises all inarnations of its master. :p

[Dae Jinn]

LMAO....:mneh

[Aello Stromfeather]

http://jeeptalk.org/crack/smilies/contrib/edoom/toilet_claw.gif

closest i could find to returning from the dead.

returning from the toilet. >D

[Dae Jinn]

That's just wrong....:lol

[Aello Stromfeather]

yup.

[Daiquiri Van-Derveld]

Well, well.....looky at what the cat dragged in! Hullo, Darius! :)

[Venessy Stromfeather]

My dear Dai, I do have a real name :p

Good to see you too.