Question...

[Dios Kane]

Hey, can knights take on padawans?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Yes :) Any Jedi Master or Jedi Knight can train Padawans.

[Xazor Elessar]

That is why Ryla is training you...she's a Knight! :)

[Ange Tot]

Which reminds me.

*baps xaz*

When do I get a knight/master to train me?

[Xazor Elessar]

You're on the list, Ange. I am finding people to take Padawans. Don't worry, you'll get one soon. :)

[Alpha]

Xaz~I can take Ange. I need some Padawans.

[Ange Tot]

:lol

Oh lordy...You're taking on a biiig task here Alphie hon......But if you're willing then I guess I'll have to accept, if it's okay with Xazor and the council of course.

[Alpha]

Can't be any bigger task then some I've done.

[Ange Tot]

How about having a Bi-sexual cross-dressing female saiya-jinn who is sick of fighting and has the hots for Xazor as a Padawan?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Bi-sexual cross-dressing female saiya-jinn who is sick of fighting and has the hots for Xazor as a Padawan

Sounds like Dasquian :lol

[Ange Tot]

Ah-ha....Except.......Um, well Ange is really set in her ways...Why she even had two lovers! a Guy and a Girl!

:p

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Rrrealljy? :cat

(sidles over to Ange...)

[Ange Tot]

Meep!

:: slides away from Taa ::

[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol You're screwed now

[Ange Tot]

Oh yeah............RIGHT!

:: throws Dasq into harms way whislt running for her life ::

[Sia-Lan Darkheart]

o m g. omg omg omg. I did NOT need to hear this! As if I dont get it enough from the band members at school. I finaly get away from them for the summer and find this?OMG:eek

[Xazor Elessar]

Wait a minute...Ange is a girl?!?!?! I was totally under the impression that Ange was a guy!!!!! *AHHHHHHH* RUNS........

[Alpha]

Ok...I have my work cut out for me...ange, you can hit on me. :) :lol j/k!

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol That's work alright, bro! ;)

[Ange Tot]

Awwwwww! What you dun like me Xaz?

*hugs*

And Alpha's too immature for me. ;) Dun worry you're married so you're off limits......

[Liam Jinn]

Heh, that's what you think. ;)

[Alpha]

Hey! Alpha's 20 I'll have you know! :)

[Andraq Novkar]

:lol

In Liam's eyes, if their married, it just makes for a better triumph....

:)

[Ange Tot]

:p So? You still are 2 years younger than me IRL! So you're a youngin'

*baps Alpha with cane*

[Alpha]

*dodges cane and throws a few water baloons* So what's the verdict again? Do I have you for a Padawan?

[Ange Tot]

*baps waterballons with cane*

I dunno ask Xaz.

[Alpha]

Sis?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your Padawan.... she is

[Alpha]

Ok...Something tells me I just named my own poison...:lol

Ange~Expect some training to start tomorrow or Thursday. :)

[Xazor Elessar]

Yeah, go ahead and train him....her....whatever. I will take "it" off the list.

[Andraq Novkar]

Originally posted by Xazor Leo Dawnstrider
I will take "it" off the list.


:lol

[Alpha]

:lol I think Xazor is getting confused...:)

[Chase Starwalker]

Originally posted by Ange Tot
How about having a Bi-sexual cross-dressing female saiya-jinn who is sick of fighting and has the hots for Xazor as a Padawan?


slowly. . .backs. . .away. . .o_O

[Alpha]

Oh come on Chase, we know you're interested...:) :lol j/k

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:mischief :lol

[Ange Tot]

:p




:lol

Sonow I need to remake my sig now....:wave See ya at training Alpha-bits!

[Liam Jinn]

*steals Xaz and runs away when no one is looking*

:D

[Ange Tot]

:: Tackles Liam sending the stolen Xaz flying ::

BAKA BUSU! *baps Lia*

[Alpha]

Busu?

[Alpha]

Oh wait! Ugly guy or girl, can't remember...Right?

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

:lol

Busu(sp?) I have been told mean B-I-T-C-H and Baka depending on way of speaking it can mean Stupid, idoit or oaf.

[Kelt Simoson]

Alpha..you and i need words my friend :lol

[Alpha]

:lol...

[Xazor Elessar]

Bites Liams neck as he steels her......then gets up when thrown on the ground....runs back to Liam. *growl* :cat

[Marcus Telcontar]

* *steals Xaz and runs away when no one is looking* *


^_^

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol

Gladly goes with Marcus....... ^_^

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Is that because I have buns of Garouite?

[Xazor Elessar]

AHHH!! :lol No.....well......maybe......... ;) Remember when you tried to shove that arrow down my throat when we met on Xa Fel?? :lol :lol :lol That was sexy...... ;) :mneh :lol ROFLMAO...sorry, I'm so hyper tonight..... :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I did not try to "shove" the arrow down your throat. I was actually meaning to add you to my Sith Butterfly collection Stick em with a huge pin and put them on display.

If you call some on edge guy with a bow and arrow targeted at you sexy..... what would you call a....


I'm starting to think this thread is about to get wildly out of control.

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol Yeah, guys with bows and arrows are sexy...especially when they're on edge. Damn Helenias, you're lucky! :lol :lol :lol

What else would I think is sexy? Let the thread be hijacked and out of control...... :lol :lol :lol

[Sene Unty]

Wow a bi-sexual.


That could be interesting......

And the hots for Xazor.........

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Dont think bad thoughts Sene.)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Mr Potato Head : Im a married spud, Im a married spud...

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol @ Sene. It's okay....everyone has the hots for me. ;)

:lol :lol :lol @ Marcus!!!! :lol :lol :lol

That's too funny....... ROFLMAO!!! :lol

[Sene Unty]

I love your use of Pop culture Marcus. You do it so well

:)

:)

:)

[Sene Unty]

Hey and now I know what you look like Xazor.........


And you cant see me :)

[Xazor Elessar]

I know you know what I look like. I want a piccy of you too!! POST POST POST!! :D

Hey.....you probably think I'm ugwy...... :lol

[Sene Unty]

You would have to be retarded to think anyone could think you were ugly. You are not......I swear :)


I dont lie

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol Thankies Sene...... ;) :D

[Dios Kane]

Ya know what's weird, I started this wonderin about if I could be trained under a knight and now ya'll are on the topic of sex. Cool!

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol Hey, that's life, right?? ;)

[Sene Unty]

yeah padawans, knights and sex all go hand in hand. You didn't know that before?!?!

[Dios Kane]

Thanx, I figured that but you just cleared it all up for me now, I'm gonna go have some fun!

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Waves hand ::

This is not the sex you were looking for.

[Sene Unty]

What kinda fun????

Now dont you be going to have no fun wit out me....ya hear?

Dios......where did he go?

*sniffles*

[Dios Kane]

:: Shows up real quick::
I'm going to Yoghurts! The floor's pretty comfy there! Trust me!

[Xazor Elessar]

*waves hand*

This is the sex you were looking for....


:lol :lol :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Does Watto impersionation

No... it's not! Republic sex is no good out here I need something more real!

[Sene Unty]

Now wait a minute partner.....now this aint no invitation to have no knocking of the boots with each other right?????

There be ladies there right???

[Marcus Telcontar]

And sheep

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol @ Marcus!!!!! OMG!! ROLFMAO....OR SOMETHING ILKE THAT!!! :lol :lol :lol

[Dios Kane]

I hope some ladies come! they better!

[Xazor Elessar]

I WILL!!! :D

[Sene Unty]

someones getting frisky.

HAHAHAHA

[Dios Kane]

Well hurry up and post at the bar, thread More Fun

[Ange Tot]

Bah

[Xazor Elessar]

*growl* :cat :lol

[Dios Kane]

you people bah too much, bah bah, like cloning goats or something

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Inserts whistle about where he was for the last ten minutes ::

[Xazor Elessar]

OMG......*blocks mental images* KNOCK IT OFF! This life bond can be so.....difficult......sometimes. :lol :lol :lol ROFLMAO!!! Another "wedding moment" there, Marcus....... :lol :lol :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I plead the fifth

[Xazor Elessar]

You would....... :lol

IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERRE!!! :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Purs bucket of Ice Water over Xazor ::

[Xazor Elessar]

AHHHHHH.............I loooove the water. :lol Thankies.....but it's still hot in herre!!! (echos, so take off all your clothes) :lol

It's a song, ya know?? Or don't ya'll listen to Rap musik in Australia?? :lol

[Dios Kane]

HAHAHA I've heard that one, interesting music video

[Marcus Telcontar]

Rap???? RAP?????

We have no stiiinking RAP here!

Gimme High... Voltage Rock n' Roll!!

:: Trns into Anus Young and does the Duck Walk playing AC/DC ::

[Xazor Elessar]

I LOVE AC/DC!! :lol

I love Rap too......especially Eminem.....yummy :lol

Yeah, the music video to that one is very interesting indeed..... :lol

[Dios Kane]

I here that bro! Metallica!

[Xazor Elessar]

MOTLEY CRUE!!!!

My family is friends with that band. :) Very cool dudes they are. :)

[Sene Unty]

"Its gettin hot in here"

"So I'll take off all my clothes"

Thats how it goes (i think)

[Ange Tot]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
:: Trns into Anus Young and does the Duck Walk playing AC/DC ::

Anus Young????

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hmmm.... I think I have some Metallica here.... Hey, Justice for All.... :evil

[Marcus Telcontar]

Anus Young?????


I'm sure my post says Angus.

[Chance]

Ice Ice baby...

*barf..*

*cranks up the stereo with Nickleback - Yanking out my heart*


:D

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol

No Sene, it's:

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes...I am gettin to hot, I wanna take my clothes off. (repeat) :lol :lol :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US, I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT!!!

I love that song!!!! :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

Isn't it funny.....this thread went from a question, to sex, to music....

*Where has all the sex talk gone?* :lol (bad song by some country freak) :lol :lol :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!

*I'm hyper and board.....* :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hanging by a moment here with you
letting go of all I've held on to
Standing here until you make me move
Hanging by a moment here with you

[Ange Tot]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX! SEX! SEX!!!!!

*bounce bounce*

[Sene Unty]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she's a spamer. get her. get her. tie her up.......


now we can go back to talking about sex........

[Marcus Telcontar]

Okay, something I just thought of saying is going waaaaay to far :)

But it had somethignt o do with a viking, Spam, a duck and a rubber hose

[Sene Unty]

I like the whole Viking idea.....but spam is disgusting.

[Dios Kane]

Can I be the viking?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Eeeugh I dont like Spam!

Oh I love Spam! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam!

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam...


SHUT THOSE VIKINGS UP!!!

[Sene Unty]

KILL THE VIKINGS!!!!!!!!

Slaughter them!

Leave no prisoners!

HAHAHHAHAHHA

[Marcus Telcontar]

What about the Kngiht with the rubber chicken?

[Ange Tot]

Rape the village and BURN the women!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dios Kane]

Alright! Fun fun fun! Wait... This doesn't get held against our chars does it?

[Marcus Telcontar]

And now for something completely different - a man with three buttocks

[Marcus Telcontar]

Alright! Fun fun fun! Wait... This doesn't get held against our chars does it?


No - else I would be IC locked up in 4 foot of concrete and permant sentries to make sure I dont eat my way out

[Ange Tot]

MmmmmmmmMMMMMMm...Concrete......

[Dios Kane]

coolsville

[Arya Ravenwing]

All I have to say is:

o_O

That will be all.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Drink wet cemet - and get really stoned

[Sene Unty]

How do you know you arent. Maybe reality the way you precieve it is all false. Maybe the world around you is just a figment of your imagination. Huh.....you ever think of that Mr. Smartypants

[Marcus Telcontar]

There is no spoon.

Or chicken

[Sene Unty]

There is no kitten.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Kittens.... lots of kittens...

[Chance]

*poof*

And behold!

http://www.saugus.net/Photos/images/kitten.jpg

[Ange Tot]

God said let there be kittens, and there where and they were CUUUUUTE!

^-^

[Dios Kane]

Alright! Kitty cats and wet cement highness! This is awesome!

[Sene Unty]

I love kittens....they are the most bestest things in the world.

*Bats his eyelashes at the sky*

[Marcus Telcontar]

KITTEN!!!


I find your lack of kittens disturbing

[Ange Tot]

hee-hee...Gotta go...Bedy timey....Nite peeps.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Damn....

And Xazor gone to bed....

:: Allll by myself.... dont wanna beeeee. ::

[Dios Kane]

:: Dios hits Marcus over the head and frowns::
That's my song and I am right now! But they'll be back! Oh yes!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh good.


Flowers?

[Dios Kane]

Sure.

[Marcus Telcontar]

::: Eats flowers ::

Tasty.

[Dios Kane]

:: grabs a few and eats them::
I agree, very nice. Especially the little ones with the bugs on em, like pepper and salt. mmmmmmm!

[Marcus Telcontar]

This one has a nice spider. It wriggles and jiggles and tickles inside you.

[Dios Kane]

:: Dios looked anxiously::
If you see another, tell me. I wouldn't mind one myself.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Pulls out spider from flower bunch::

Here, nice crunchy Tarantula for ya.

[Dios Kane]

:: Dios picked it up and bit it's leg off::
Wow, tastes like chicken!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yeah man, and it goes well with ladybugs too. Really crunchy toasted

[Dios Kane]

:: Dios looked over at what Marcus had::
You got any of those wierd lookin stick bugs. I wanna roast a marshmellow and I need a stick to put it on.

[Azhure Darkstone]

*wonders what people taste like*

:angel

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Looks at flower bunch ::

Hmmmm.... yep got a stick inscet here....

[Ryla Relvinian]

And now for something completely different:

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/nature/cats/which-cat-stole-my-drugs.jpg

Which cat stole my drugs?

:]

[Dios Kane]

Awesome! Cats and drugs! I don't know, the middle one's wack and the ist one is zonin and the other three... well we'll not go into that

[Chase Starwalker]

Originally posted by Azhure Darkstone
*wonders what people taste like*

:angel

*sticks out his arm*

[Alpha]

See what happens when I sleep? I miss the good stuff...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Cant sleep, kittens will get me....
Cant sleep, kittens will get me....
Cant sleep, kittens will get me....
Cant sleep, kittens will get me....

[Alpha]

:lol I have the Clowns version of that shirt...

[Marcus Telcontar]

I have to make a kittens version one day.....

[Alpha]

I'd love to see that! :) lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I have this shirt with a picture of a sleeping kitten in a hammock that says "Do Not Disturb"

I love that one :)

[Alpha]

:lol. Sounds like a good shurt for kitten lovers.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh hell yes. And looks even better when your getting a Mad Kitten Snuggle

[Alpha]

:lol Mad kitten snuggle?

[Ange Tot]

Oh yes, and for that shirt use Ryla's drugged kitten pic....If she'll let ya.

:D

[Spirityoda]

:lol Flush!:lol

[Alpha]

:lol Yes Ryla's pic would be perfect for that!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oooooh yeah!

Nice idea.... hmmmm.... wonder if I can find a printer....

[Alpha]

*can hear the gears in Mark's head turning...They could use some oil...*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Panning time coming up


:p

[Alpha]

Riiight...:)

You wouldn't.

[Liam Jinn]

Duuuuude...I forget the forums I post in and look what happens! *steals Xaz back*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Alpha - this is me we are talking about here. Iof course I would dare to pan you :)

[Alpha]

But, see...you're old, and probably couldn't catch me for I am young a fast. :) j/k!

[Liam Jinn]

He's got a point there...:)

[Oriadin]

*Ducks down for cover*