*peeks in*

[Dae Jinn]

*peeks in*

Sithys!:lol

[Live Wire]

BOO!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You say it like you are suprised to find us here...

**looks around**

Yet, we have been here forever... FOR-EV-ER!

[Lord Gue]

*Pockets mini mage and runs to LV*

[Jehova Eaven]

er right... Hey there.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

**Hits a switch and the dummy mage Gue Stole explodes with a giant POOF.**

HA! HAHA! That Mage was in reality a STINKBOMB!!!

**Smells the stench**

Ya... I'm going to go... over there

**Runs off down the hall holding his nose**

[Live Wire]

yep its definately time for an intervention

[Lord Gue]

Ohhh! Errrr!

HUGS!

[Lady Vader]

*Is waiting down the hall and as Dyzm reaches her she snatches up... DYZM*

*Pockets Dyzm and his assortment of Mini Mages and runs off.*

:lol

[Dae Jinn]

*watches thread degenerate into madness* Yay!:lol

[Jehova Eaven]

See! Thi is what I have to deal with all the time. Isn't it sad?

[Lady Vader]

Oh hush you! You know you like it! :p

[Jehova Eaven]

I like it every once in a while but not all the time.

[Dae Jinn]

Aww
*huggles Jehova*

Poor little sithy!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Lucky Winged Freak...

I wish I had wings... or maybe a jet pack... or better yet! A COOKIE!!!

[Lord Gue]

OR TWO COOKIES!!!

MWAHAHAHAHACkkkkkk

im chokin....*COUGH COUGH*

ack, better now

MWAHAHA

[Dae Jinn]

*throws them all cookies* :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Sees the cookies falling toward the ground**

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

**Dives, but misses, half the cookies shatter on the ground. Dyzm scopes them up and cradles them in his lap**

Why God? WHY?!? Why was I not fast enough!

**Breaks down crying**

Its ALL MY FAULT!!!

**Eats the Cookies**

Poor, poor cookies...

Got Milk?

[Dae Jinn]

*throws bags of milk at him*

Milk, it does a body good. :lol

*huggles him just for the hell of it* :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hell is BAD!!! ANd your doing it for the HELL!!!

YOU MUST BE SATAN!!!

**Runs away screaming... runs back, grabs the milk, and runs again**

[Dae Jinn]

:'(

am not satan.....feh...

[Lord Gue]

No, just spawn of

[Dae Jinn]

No way....
Am a good little girl.

[Lord Gue]

Ha! sure ya are
and Im a good little boy too
wanna play? ;)

[Dae Jinn]

No, I don't play with strange men. :lol

[Ryu Warusa]

Am I strange?

[Dae Jinn]

Yes...but you're the one exception ;)

[Lord Gue]

Oh yeah!
Well at least I won!
*Notes he's still up*
Kinda sad...

[Dae Jinn]

HAHAHAHAHA.....:p

[Lord Gue]

*Kidnaps ur pants*

[Dae Jinn]

*wears a thong* :p nyah

[Lord Gue]

*sicsors*
Snip, snip
*Steals her thong*

[Dae Jinn]

ACK!

*covers up* O_o

[Lord Gue]

*Runs back to steal the top*

[Dae Jinn]

*steals his pants first, pulls them on*

:lol


Nyah!

[Lord Gue]

*Admires*
Sure, ya got the pants but by the looks of it without the thong ya got no coverage ;)
*Rips off her shirt and runs*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Gue is as bad as DV... sigh, is there anyone in this group who knows what being a gentleman is all about?

I swear, I am surrounded by sex crazed (and deprived) Young'ns.

[Lord Gue]

*Runs back, steals mini mage, runs*
bah, she knows she likes the attention
:D
:angel

[Jehova Eaven]

is there anyone in this group who knows what being a gentleman is all about?

You need to choose the right time to be a gentleman... this is it.

:: Removes his cloak and places it on Dae while placing his arm around her. ::


I swear, I am surrounded by sex crazed (and deprived) Young'ns.

I'm so lonely... Come Dae, let us go... (to my room)

:: starts walking out with her ::

[Dae Jinn]

:lol


damn perverts...
*is getting dragged out by Jehova* Help!:lol

[Lady Vader]

O_o O_o O_o

BOYS! Reel in your hormones and for gawds sake, Gue, put your pants back on!!!

Dae... I suggest you go put some clothes on...

I swear... :rolleyes

*Pockets Mini Mage.*

:D

[Lord Gue]

Sorry...
anyone seen my pants?

[Dae Jinn]

Yeah, I have them :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

lol, your a fine one to talk LV, painted on clothes don't really count as "Clothes"

*Edit* **Steals back Mini-Mage and throws him out the window**

FLY MAGE BOY!!! FLY!!! BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!






**Splat**




Ah Crap...

[Lord Gue]

Ill trade ya!

[Dae Jinn]

Huh?

*confused and half naked, borrows LV's body paint and paints on some clothes*

Much better :lol

[Jehova Eaven]

Aaaah.... funner to remove... :: carries Dae over his shoulder ::

[Lord Gue]

*Follows big J*

[Lady Vader]

*Slaps forehead >_< and then throws hands up, exasterapted :rolleyes.*

I give up!

:lol

[Lord Gue]

Ill go with you nice lady...

[Dae Jinn]

EEP!

*is taken away by Jehova*

[Lord Gue]

hehe
*watches her get draged of, still havin her thong*

Fear me not but fear my hell
Man made me so I could kill
Praise me in the name of war
I destroy both rich and poor
Strength in time of suffering
Man alone is a weakling
Ascension is what you ask
I will be the fall of man
Those of you who dare to stray
I will tear your mind away
Those of you who dare to stray
I will take your life away

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Quick! We Must SHAVE THE GIRLS... or is it save? I always get those 2 mixed up....

[Jehova Eaven]

Yes, I like my women shaved, but not too shaved.... thats just weird.

[Lord Gue]

are we allowed to say that here?
>D

[Jehova Eaven]

hmm... I meant heads... of course. Like a haircut.

[Lord Gue]

ssuurree ya did

[Jehova Eaven]

Yeah... heh

[Lady Vader]

Oh gawd. I am so not here! :lol

[Lord Gue]

bah, we already know LV, you so cant have a painted on suit with

hair on your





























































head

[Dae Jinn]

Well. yeah, you can't be all bushy down there....:lol

That's just wrong!

[Lord Gue]

too true

[Lady Vader]

Oy! I don't know whether to >_< or :lol... so, would ya settle for a :rolleyes and :p instead? :D

[Dae Jinn]

Sure...:lol

Tso hygene tips!:lol

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

yeah, that hair down there... on your... feet, its just to gross, I suggest you ladies shave it all of... I also Suggest you guys shave it off your own feet as well. Unless you're short and think you are a hobbit.

[Dae Jinn]

Wtf.....Hobbits....:lol

[Lord Gue]

lol...
errr

[Lady Vader]

*Instead of swiping Mini Mage, she takes the dancing gnome and clobbers Dyzm with it.*

>_<

:rolleyes

:lol

[JaAku Dama]

*swipes mini mage from knocked-out Dyzm* :lol

[Jehova Eaven]

Yes! No hair on your feet please! If you do and you refuse to shave then you must always wear socks.

[Dae Jinn]

*does a dance as she got 69th post as Ja'Aku* Lalalala ~_~

[Grizwaldy]

First post here as Griz so Nyah!

[JaAku Dama]

69 is better ;)

[Grizwaldy]

bleh

[JaAku Dama]

Cmon, we know ya luv 69 ;)

[Grizwaldy]

only with the ladys

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

ok ok ok... let me get this stright... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY IS EVERYONE STEALING MY MAGE?!?

Damn people, can't even come up with something original... have to take other people's ideas...

Mage Boy, Fry them to hell!

[Grizwaldy]

he cant, hes been kidnaped
all of him...

[Lord Gue]

WAITA SEC!
Youve got like 4 posts to that name, how can it be your 69th post here?

[Jehova Eaven]

uh... good question.

[JaAku Dama]

it was the 69th post of the thread, sheesh!
:p

[Lord Gue]

gah

[Dae Jinn]

*pokes Gue with stick*

gah???

[Grizwaldy]

I see you and the rednecks have joined forces to poke things with a stick

[Dae Jinn]

Am not red-neck :(

I am. Canadian. :lol

[Grizwaldy]

ssuurree
and im god

[Dae Jinn]

I am...why would I lie about that?

Sheesh...:P
If you were god, i'd be scared!!!:lol

[Grizwaldy]

THEN BE SCARED!!!!
Got ur thong!
*Runs*

[Dae Jinn]

*chases after him* Hey!!!:lol

[Grizwaldy]

hehe, since ur runnin maybe I shoulda stole ur bra...

[Dae Jinn]

pervi!
:lol

[Grizwaldy]

yes I am, lol

[Dae Jinn]

:P

Dirty dirty operating system!:lol

[Anubis]

so sayth you, lol

[Lady Vader]

*Takes the Mini Mage and huggles it. Then sticks it in her pocket.* :D

[Anubis]

painted in pocket
;)

[Dae Jinn]

yeah, how can you have a pocket if your clothes are painted on?

[Anubis]

now who has the dirty minds

[Dae Jinn]

not me...am curious...:p

[Anubis]

sure, and im sure many a college goer has said the same...

[Jehova Eaven]

I know I have.

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Lord Gue]

well then, come on up to my room...
Dae!
Jehova stop moving!

[Dae Jinn]

Huh???:eek

[Lord Gue]

no, thats the morning after face ;)

[Dae Jinn]

no, that's the entire time face

:eek :eek :eek



:lol

[Anubis]

*boink boink*

[Dae Jinn]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*washes in bleach* Must...get..dirt....off......now......:eek

[Anubis]

Blah

[Dae Jinn]

And it's "bump-bump" not "boink boink" :lol

[Anubis]

fine then, backtrack

And it's "bump-bump" not "boink boink"


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


...... won...... ffo...... trid...... tsuM *hcaelb ni sehsaw*


*kniob kniob* sibunA

ok, now start....

*Bump-Bump*

[Dae Jinn]

:eek


scarey

[Anubis]

same eyes though, hehe

[Dae Jinn]

yeah, scared as all hell eyes!:lol

[Anubis]

yeah, the last girl that saw it was scared as hell too, but that changed in a few seconds

[Dae Jinn]

Yeah, then the ruffies kicked in, right? :lol

[Lord Gue]

not even required

[Dae Jinn]

oh wait, horsey tranqs!:lol

[Anubis]

thanks gue
*high five tag off*
nope, just good ol horomones...

[Dae Jinn]

Sure sure :p

[Anubis]

You better believe it, lol

[Jehova Eaven]

hormone injections right? like steroids?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

ok... I have now given up all hope that humanity can be saved, you all have damned the world with your evil ways... not inviting me to this party... DAMN YOU!!!

[Jehova Eaven]

heh heh, yup the world is damned. So you may as well enjoy yourself as much as you can now.

[Lord Gue]

lol, seen the newest cover of Time yet?

[Dae Jinn]

We sent you an invitation, Dyzm :lol

[Tsavong Lah]

*runs up, eats all the clothes*
*leaves*

[Dae Jinn]

ooooooooooooooooookay :lol

[Lord Gue]

Well, now that thats taken care of....
My room eh?

[Dae Jinn]

Okies :P

[Lord Gue]

*returns later nekid*

EEEIIIIKKKKK

*returns later still with his clothes and Dae*

[Dae Jinn]

???

EEEIIIIKKKKK?

*confused*

[Lord Gue]

EEEEKKKKKKK

[Dae Jinn]

*still confused*

Am i eeekkkk now ? :(

[Lord Gue]

no, EEKKKKK at not wearing clothes and not coming back with you

[Dae Jinn]

Oh...sorry, it is late!lol
brain is sleepy! :lol

[Lord Gue]

oh really now?
;)

[Dae Jinn]

yeah :p

and......?

[Lord Gue]

oh, nothing...
;)

[Dae Jinn]

you have something in your eye again....:lol

[Lord Gue]

nope, still you

[Jehova Eaven]

hey hey hey! relax.

[Lord Gue]

hey hey hey?
lol

[Dae Jinn]

hey hey hey???

Huh? :lol
*pokes Gue in the eye* bleh :p

[Lord Gue]

*rolls over and dies*

[Dae Jinn]

:eek


*runs to get shovel* Damn...where to bury the body???:lol

[Lord Gue]

*Dirt hits him*
Wha..Wha..WAIT!
Im alivE!!!!!

[Dae Jinn]

Oh good!
*drags Gue out of shallow grave and into private room*
;) oh yeah..:lol

[Lord Gue]

hehe, now thats what I call reanimation!

[Dae Jinn]

LMAO!!!!

[Lord Gue]

hehe

[Dae Jinn]

*Resists urge to make dead-man being hard jokes* :lol

[Lord Gue]

what about the rigimortis jokes? hehe

[Jehova Eaven]

Same thing Gue... and thats just nasty..

[Lord Gue]

now wheres the humor J man??

[Dae Jinn]

:/
:\


Uh....okies.....:lol

[Lord Gue]

dang it!
That weird face finnaly came here too!
lol

[Dae Jinn]

:\ am going to use it all the time now that i know how to!:lol

[Lord Gue]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN LORD!
Oh wait...
I am Lord...

I don't know where I'm going
But, I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But, here I go again
Here I go again

Tho' I keep searching for an answer
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh Lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on
Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road i've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

I'm just another heart in need of rescue
Waiting on love's sweet charity
An' I'm gonna hold on
For the rest of my days
Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
But here I go again
Here I go again
Here I go again
Here I go again

Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever kown
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

An' here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes

Really... can we pipe it down just a wee bit? For the sake of the minors running around? This IS an open forum, ya know...

[Jehova Eaven]

I guess.... damn minors, I think the youngest person on the boards has got to be at least 13 or 12 and by then they should know a lot, probably a lot more than we did at that age.

[Lady Vader]

Probably. But I'd still like to keep an air of PG or PG-13 in the open forums. The locked forums, well, that's another story entirely. :lol

[Jehova Eaven]

heh heh, alright. special party in the locked forums!

[Dae Jinn]

:\

I actually was trying for PG 13....:lol

[Lord Gue]

how about pg-18?

[Dae Jinn]

:lol

[Lord Gue]

laugh it up fuzz ball

[Jehova Eaven]

Ok, this is sick. Go do this over IM please.

[Dae Jinn]

???

What is so sick??? :\

[Lord Gue]

for your info we did

[Dae Jinn]

I still dun see what is sick about this...ah well....:\

[Lord Gue]

its not, he just ddont want to see it is all

[Jehova Eaven]

thats right, no one wants to see it.

[Lord Gue]

nope, just u

[Dae Jinn]

Be nice!!!!!

Or I'll sic...uh....someone big and mean on you both!:lol

[Jehova Eaven]

I'll sic someone big and green on you.

[Lord Gue]

Envy?
Thought it was already here....

[Dae Jinn]

now...be nice!

[Christopher Gue]

sure, just as soon as I stitch his mouth shut...

[Dae Jinn]

*sigh* stop it, both of you. :P

[Christopher Gue]

sure I will, but I dont know about gue...

[Dae Jinn]

:lol okies.