I think you guys have covered this but.....

[BUFFJEDI]

The Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines
in the Star Wars Trilogy

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Star Wars
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."



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The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"



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Return of the Jedi
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."




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Is this the best of them all?...


"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"


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[Sanis Prent]

Nope.


Negative, negative...it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface!

[Quadinaros]

The Phantom Menace:
Off the top of my head.


10. Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again.
9. Now, be brave. And don't look back.
8. Difficult to see, the dark side is.
7. I beg your pardon. What do you mean "naked"?
6. Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.
5. So how did you end up out here in the outer rim?
4. There's always a bigger fish.
3. Monsters out there, leaking in here.
2. But Mom, I love it!
1. You're coming too, aren't you, Mom?

[BUFFJEDI]

2. But Mom, I love it!
1. You're coming too, aren't you, Mom?

I shouldn't find those two funny but I rolled when I read them:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Ilyn Pyke]

:lol

Now that was pretty humorous!

[Quadinaros]

Sorry, man. Couldn't resist. >D

Man, there's so many for TPM, but I can't think of squat from AOTC. :huh

[ReaperFett]

No Sanis. they were better:)

[Sanis Prent]

AotC

10. After all these years, we were beginning to think you weren't coming.
9. Do it for me, m'lady, please.
8. Meesa bustin with happiness seein yousa again, Ani.
7. It is obvious this contest cannot be decided with our knowledge of the force, but with our skills with a lightsaber.
6. It was just before dawn, they came out of nowhere.
5. I'd be more concerned about her doing something than him.
4. She covered the camera. I don't think she liked me watching her.
3. Are you having a problem, Master Kenobi?
2. Boba, is your father here?
1. I don't like sand. Its coarse, rough, and irritating....and gets eh-verywhere. Not like here (breathe)...here everything's soft (breathe breathe)....and smooooth (pant breathe pant).

[BUFFJEDI]

:lol :lol

[JMK]

"You take him slowly from the left"
"No I'm taking him now!"

[ReaperFett]

"Master Kenobi, you dissapoint me. Master Yoda always spoke so highly of you" :)

[darth_mcbain]

Funny - I was just thinking this the other day, wondering if there were any AOTC lines that would fit the category... Looks like you all beat me to the punch... :lol