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ReaperFett
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:24:33 PM
Ahh, Engrish. The joy of bad translations.



MAJOR thanks to Sejah Haversh for providing me with the best laugh since France lost to Senegal :)





http://www.engrish.com/images/friendlywallet2.jpg
What a friend! Cant wait for that -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR-uation either!

http://www.engrish.com/images/worldofpain.jpg
Kids characters are wierd these days

http://www.engrish.com/images/olfa_knife.jpg
REALLY? Phew, lucky you told me THAT!

http://www.engrish.com/images/indoor-outdoor.jpg
Only indoor and outdoor? That's useless!

http://www.engrish.com/images/Hate.jpg
Awww, with little love hearts

http://www.engrish.com/images/trap.jpg
For some reason, I dont want to enter this door

http://www.engrish.com/images/backtobehind.jpg
Yeah, do as the sign says!

http://www.engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/dsc00415.jpg
You COULD....

ReaperFett
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:25:17 PM
http://www.engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/autorock.jpg
ROCK ON!!!!!

http://www.engrish.com/images/drinks/postwater2.jpg
That's from a bottle of water. Yep, new, improved WATER!!!!

http://www.engrish.com/images/drinks/whitewater.jpg
I just.....daren't think about it

http://www.engrish.com/images/chocolate/bigmini.jpg
so, it is normal sized?

http://www.engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/Candy.jpg
Mmmm, Angel asse.........

ReaperFett
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:25:53 PM
http://www.engrish.com/images/snacks/calcimzm.jpg
for WHAT?????

http://www.engrish.com/images/gum/flavono.jpg
Love to know how it gets hi-tech

http://www.engrish.com/images/buildings/AquaBar.JPG
A comforting thought

http://www.engrish.com/images/stationery-packaging/campus.jpg
And believe me, I've ran into a lot of notebooks

ReaperFett
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:26:09 PM
http://www.engrish.com/images/stationery-packaging/panda.jpg
I'll take your word on that

http://www.engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/horny.jpg
Phew, that looks handy!



:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Lord Gue
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:34:00 PM
Horny remover, lol

Lilaena De'Ville
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:41:32 PM
LMAO!!!! Waaaaay too funny! :lol:lol

Gav Mortis
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:52:56 PM
My fave website to date. :)

Hadn't seen the Aqua Bar and Panda one before! Hilarious! :lol :lol :lol

Lady Vader
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:55:11 PM
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Sejah Haversh
Jun 11th, 2002, 06:58:03 PM
For anyone who wants to just about DIE (Trust me, I almost choked!) visit www.engrish.com .

And now for another classic...

<img src=http://www.engrish.com/images/CDCover.jpg>

Eric Crapton: Unprugged

and...

<img src=http://www.engrish.com/images/PumpkinPoo.jpg>
Umm, pie I'm down with, but, not that kind...

Jehova Eaven
Jun 11th, 2002, 07:01:04 PM
www.engrish.com, they have been around forever. I'm surprised you haven't been there earlier.

ReaperFett
Jun 11th, 2002, 07:02:04 PM
Anyone for some spanking by the sea?
http://www.engrish.com/images/stationery-packaging/spanking.jpg







:)

Nash Stolar
Jun 11th, 2002, 07:02:18 PM
:lol

Hi-tech chewing gum?

Dark Lord Dyzm
Jun 11th, 2002, 11:38:58 PM
Its so Funny I wet my pants, then I wet my friends pants from across the room.

Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Jun 11th, 2002, 11:39:54 PM
:lol ow :lol so needed that laugh after another day at work.....