You Might be a Jedi Redneck if...

[Chance]

:D :D :crack
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You Might be a Jedi Redneck if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of root beer.
At least one of the wings on your X-Wing is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your front yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B. O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another root beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, c'mon over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the BBQ grill to light.
You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You were the only one drinking moonshine during the Cantina scene.
If you hear, "Luke, I am your father......and your uncle."

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol

I have only heard part of those.....the other part I have not and my fave is the father/uncle one!! :lol ROFLMAO.....okay, maybe I'm the only one who thinks it's funny.....

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:rolleyes This has been posted so many times :lol

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol @ Vega.....you know you love it! ;)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Oh yeah, I love hearing people insult the Jedi, makes my day :D

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol That's nice Veg.....:lol I'll have to make up a Red Neck Sithie one.....hmmm.....:D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Red neck and Sith just don't go together :mneh

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol You may not see it....but I do! ;)

[Chance]

:evil

[Vega Van-Derveld]

;; chews on some hay and tips his straw hat at Xazor ;;

Ha-yuck =B

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol :lol :lol

"You and Verse are both my Fathers!!!"

:lol :lol :lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

That's right!

I AM YOUR FATHER ... AND YOUR MOTHER!

[Morgan Evanar]

Ewwww.

[Chance]

:cool
"I am your Father...and mother and cousin and third brother and uncle and aunt and grandfather and grandma."
O_o
"And that makes you?"
:cool
"Your Father'smothercousinthridbrotheruncleandauntwithgr anfatherandgramatuckedallintheresomewhere."(Gawd, say THAT five times fast >_< )
O_o
Noooooooooo!

[Marcus Telcontar]

In the case of Vega... being father AND mother could well be truer than most think.

[Alpha]

Originally posted by Vega Van Derveld
Red neck and Sith just don't go together :mneh

*coughs, and points to the Marzullo clan* Need I say more?

[Verse Dawnstrider]

Y'all ever heard my accent? Ask a the few here that has heard. It is VERY redneck....

[Marcus Telcontar]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

Your wedding march music was the main theme from Star Wars.


I still laugh with I remember the looks on people's faces, Helenias as my bride on my arm and the Star Wars fanfare blared out...

[Xazor Elessar]

:lol Hey, I was going to have that played at my wedding when I'm older!! :lol

And Verse.....it doesn't matter if you've got a redneck accent or not....if you're cute it's all good ya'll!!! :D

[Kelt Simoson]

Yes...Verse is very very very redknecky...very...the guy even plays banjo music!...i heard it all!

[Taataani Meorrrei]

bah...the world only knows about rednecks as much as Jeff Foxworthy feels necessary to tell them.

[Chance]

Jeff rocks :D

"You know your a redneck if you use duct tape to keep your car together!"

[Marcus Telcontar]

Who's this Jeff guy?

[Chance]

Jeff Foxworthy - 100.5FM S.C. Radio station from 8pm to 10-11pm

Jes a funny radio show for bedtime...or sumfin.

[Sene Unty]

you don't know who jeff foxworthy is???????

he's a comedian. makes redneck jokes. doesn't get his butt kicked because he is a red neck....i don't find him all that funny.


no i'm not a redneck

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm Aussie, remember. So I dont know who this Jeff guy is :)

[Sene Unty]

oh yeah. Now that makes perfect sense.

Do you know what a redneck is? Do they have them in Australia?

[Kelt Simoson]

Renecks in aussie ville?...hell no...lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yes, we have rednecks.

Except they are NORTH, not south. Far North Queensland is full of rednecks :)

[Sene Unty]

I guess there's enough white trash to go around. I had no idea you guys had rednecks. Do you call them rednecks or something else?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Usually call em Westies or Bogons.

[Sene Unty]

I like Bogons better than Westies. It sounds more insulting.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Westies refer to what I guess you call trailer trash. Bogons.... well... Combine Trailer Trash and a redneck. And give then a mullet haircut. And they drink VB beer.

[Sene Unty]

That has to be the best discription of a redneck (or is it a Bogon) that i have ever heard. a mullet! HA......but wait they don't drink fosters ?

*Sene prepares for Marcus' anger at the mere mention of fosters and Australia.*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Give bogons some credit for taste. Even they wont drink that swill :)

[Sene Unty]

I'm not even Australian and I think fosters tastes like piss. There commercials are funny though....

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hooray, someone else with some taste in beer!

[Kelt Simoson]

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

It's always been the joke in Australia that we only export Fosters cause we wont drink the stuff. There is some truth in that

[Sene Unty]

Americans just like exporting EVRYTHING. We are here to infect the world!! MWhahahaha

[Wicket W. Warrick Jr.]

you might be a jedi redneck if you sisters your mother, if your porch calpses and kills more than 3 dogs, if you refer to you wife and mother in law a dual air bags, if you own a home thats mobile and 14 cars that arnt, if your grandma can properly exicut the sleeper hold, if your undawear doubles as your bathing suit, if you have been married 3 times and still have the same inlaws, if your get hot flash's in a cattle auction, if you go to family reunion to meet wemon, if you have ever been acused of lieing though your tooth, if the most coomen phase in your house is somebody go giggle the haddle, if your lawn fericher used to be your living room fernicher, if you cut your grass and find a car, if somebody yells hodown and your girlfreind hits the flood, you might be a redneck LOL:D pure bread redneck but i am a pure bread Cheese Head YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Alpha]

Can't drink beer yet, so I have no opinion.

Xazor~I was going to have the Imp March played when I get older for my own wedding. :) It'd probably fit too. :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol @ Marcus, re the Mother/Father joke :p

[Sanis Prent]

I haven't seen a credible Aussie export yet, so (shrug).

There's something called "Orange Brew" at my local bar, but I haven't really been inspired to try it. Thats the only other Aussie drink I've seen besides the ol F.

[Marcus Telcontar]

We dont export our good beers. Why would we, we dont share beer :)

[AmazonBabe]

Guess we'll just have to invade Aussie land to check out these aledged "good" beers.

(Not that I drink beer, anyways. :p)

:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Bring it on. We could do with a good Cali girl invasion :)

[Alpha]

I'm sure you guys could...The people in New MExico need that invasion more!

[Kelt Simoson]

O_-- Eh?

[Sene Unty]

an invasion of Cali girls?

Where?!?!??!!

[Charley]

I'm also about tired of people dogging American beer. Yeah, we got the macrobrews, but hell, there's alot more than that, which puts almost everything out there to shame.

No American beer has scored a 9 or higher in my rating...though I only know of 3 beers of a 9 rating, and those are Guinness, Newcastle, and Sapporo. However, every Sam Adams blend I've tried, as well as Rogue's Dead Guy, Pete's Wicked, Killians, Anchor Steam, and a few others which elude me have scored an 8.

[Sene Unty]

Red dog is horrible. Maybe its because of the name or something, but it just sucks.

[Alpha]

I am now officially out of this convo...

[Kack Mebuff]

hahahahaaaha!! That's great!! :lol