New Girl On the Scene

[Kristin Owens]

Hi, im new here. How do i get into the fold? Post your best advice and any tips for me. Thanks, see you in game! :rollin

[Lord Gue]

hehe, heyas hun!
I got dibs on her!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Thats an ........ interesting sig.

Hello there and welcome to the asylum. I'm the longest running inmate, which probably explains why I have my own padded cell.

Check out the faq for a few answers to your questions. Have fun and watch out for frying pans

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Hello newbie! :)

[Kristin Owens]

Hihi baby! :p

[Ilyn Pyke]

Welcome aboard, Kristi!

[Lord Gue]

hehe, for yall that dont know this is my girl!
HANDS OFF!

[Ilyn Pyke]

Pfft... didn't yer mother teach you to share... :evil

[Kelt Simoson]

welcome to the gang

[Marcus Telcontar]

I saw a farmer once and he was actually kissing a sheep!

I said, geez, you must love sheep

He said Yeees! Looove Sheeeeep!

I said do you shear?

He said Noooo, get your owwwwn!

[Ilyn Pyke]

:lol Marcus

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

How does a New Zealander count sheep?

1, 2, 3, Hello Darling, 5....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*unravels the part of the thread Marcus is in, wraps him up and carts him off*

[Ilyn Pyke]

:Hands Lilaena Marcus' medication:

Do not forget this... without it he begins to babble delusionally about a quest for some ring or other thing.

[Darth Viscera]

Nice sig! See, that's the kind of sig I emphatically suggest that all the girls should have. But no, instead we get 90% nude cartoon characters. Yeesh, life is so unfair!

[Marcus Telcontar]

I tend to block those sigs at the firewall.

Not good to be lurking the forums and have someone walk past with a sig like that.

[Hyphenated]

Whats wrong with THIS one?!?!

[Ilyn Pyke]

Oh yeah, Lilaena, he likes his temperature taken rectally at 12am, 1pm, and right after dinner...

:lol

[Darth Viscera]

cartoon! (well except for the Miss Cutie Face to the right of the cartoon, she looks real enough :) )

You can block them at the firewall?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol nice edit Viscera. :D

[Darth Viscera]

:)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

wierd japanese animation freaks, some of its good, but then, they go to far, with perverted cartoons which little kids download thinking they are Dragon Ball Z episodes and then they scream and cry, and gouge out there eyes for who would want to see a giant nasty creature which looks half human and half squid get it on with a bus load of Japanese Girls driving away from an anima convention, only to be defeated by some super girl rip-off with a big sword and a hour long battle chant for a ultimate attack with the giant sword? NO ONE BUT LIVE AT HOME 30 year olds who on a regular basis yell out " Warp Speed ahead!" Or "By Thor's Hammer!" And dream at night that they could be locked on the Holo Deck with 7 of 9! YOU FREAKS! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!

[Darth Viscera]

Locked on the holodeck with 7 of 9? I dunno, there would be good and bad aspects of that. The bad being that she could render you DEAD.

[Lord Gue]

if by render you dead you mean lots of things I cant say on the board, then sure

[Darth Viscera]

By "render you DEAD", I mean render you electroencephalographically impaired. Kaput. Deceased. Expired. Membership is not up for renewal. Spent.

[Lord Gue]

Praline
(John Cleese) Hello, I wish to register a complaint..... Hello? Miss?
Shopkeeper
(Michael Palin) What do you mean, miss?
Praline Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint.
Shopkeeper Sorry, we're closing for lunch.
Praline Never mind that my lad, I wish to complain about a parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Shopkeeper Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?
Praline I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.
Shopkeeper No, no it's resting look!
Praline Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.
Shopkeeper No, no sir, it's not dead. It's resting.
Praline Resting!?!
Shopkeeper Yeah, remarkable bird the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage, inn't?
Praline The plumage don't enter into it - it's stone dead.
Shopkeeper No, no - it's just resting.
Praline All right then, if it's resting I'll wake it up. (shouts in into cage) Hello Polly! I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, Polly Parrot!
Shopkeeper
(jogging cage) There it moved.
Praline No he didn't. That was you pushing the cage.
Shopkeeper I did not.
Praline Yes, you did. (takes parrot out of cage, shouts) Hello Polly, Polly (bangs it against the counter) Polly Parrot, wake up. Polly (throws it in the air and it lands on the floor) Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Shopkeeper No, no it's stunned.
Praline Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased. And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired shagged out after a long squawk.
Shopkeeper It's probably pining for the fjords.
Praline Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on its back the moment I got it home?
Shopkeeper The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on its back. Beautiful bird, lovely plumage.
Praline Look, I took the liberty of examining the parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
Shopkeeper Well of course it was nailed there. Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and voom.
Praline Look matey (picks up parrot) this parrot wouldn't go voom if I put four thousand volts through it. It's bleeding demised.
Shopkeeper It's not. It's pining.
Praline It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.
Shopkeeper Well I'd better replace it then.
Praline
(to camera) If you want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth.
Shopkeeper Sorry guv', we're right out a parrots.
Praline I see. I see. I get the picture.
Shopkeeper I've got a slug.
Praline Does it talk?
Shopkeeper Not really, no.
Praline Well, it's scarcely a replacement, then is it?
Shopkeeper Listen, I'll tell you what, (handing over a card) tell you what, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton he'll replace your parrot for you.
Praline Bolton eh?
Shopkeeper Yeah.
Praline All right.

[Darth Viscera]

Just something I cooked up right quick. Notice that the aspect ratio is 100% perfect from my DivX of the movie :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oooo, you have the Novegian Blue sketch???

[Darth Viscera]

But of course. In glorious DivX video, with Vorbis audio 80kbps. I have all of "And now for Something Completely Different"

[Marcus Telcontar]

oooooooooooooo

[Charley]

I have the Monty Python Instant Record collection in my cd player :)

[Vega Van-Derveld]

O___o

[imported_Firebird1]

Right...


Welcome Young lady to SWFans...We have fun and Games and if you look close, we have Gracho Marx in the background.

[TheHolo.Net]

Welcome to the looney bin! :D

Think that that sig could be made smaller in overall proportions so it doesn't cause side scrolling? Its a tad wide.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Er... welcome to the ...thingy... where typing takes place....

[Threepio]

*types madly* I swear, this place is better than a typing class. ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

BASH YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD!!!

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[Nathanial K'cansce]

bybh6

ow o_O

Note to self: Take off glasses before banging head into keyboard.

[Space Pirates]

well if the loonies who posted before me didn't manage to scare you away then hi! Im Live Wire being to lazy to log out of this screen name.

[Leon Katsuragi]

I wonder if you scared her away yet...

Oooo... third page..

AH! LV I diden't make this post to you.. We just posted at the same time.. hahahahahaha.....

[Lady Vader]

:lol

Why do PEOPLE always make that MISTAKE!

Leon, this is the first time I'm posting in here. "Space Pirates" is played by LW. Silly boy!

Hiya newbie person! We're weird here! That is all! :p

[Live Wire]

lol yeah Im the space pirates. Yes I know that means I was RPing with myself in one thread but you'd be surprised how much you get done when you're in the zone and dont have to wait on someone else. Of course now I'm glad I did cauase I think jeniver turned out to be interesting in her own right and oh dear Im babbling like threepio.....lol

okay sorry I was OT for a second there.


ummm....*clears throat*....hi!

[Lady Vader]

Kristin, I took the liberty of making your sig smaller for ya. It still has the same things as your original, cept it's smaller in the sense ppl won't be scrolling sideways to see it all (sorry I didn't have the same font... at home I know I do, but here at work, my fonts are limited).

http://winterstorm.clanpages.com/Kristin/KOsig.jpg

Of course, you don't have to use it. :)

[Live Wire]

aint she so kind

[Jehova Eaven]

Indeed.... who is that woman in the sig, shes pretty cute. LD is cute too.... I haven't seen the rest of the ladies RL pics...

[Lord Gue]

LoL, Thats Kristin herself in that sig and if ya hit on her im gonna knock some of your teeth loose

I dont think she's seen the post yet LV so Ill thank ya on her behaf for now

[Live Wire]

theres a pic of me in the films forum. Its from far away so its not that great. But Im about to kick padme's butt so that makes it cool

[Jehova Eaven]

You can't knock teeth loose through the pc, thats just silly. Well, you need to get a better pic.... up close and post it somewhere where I'll actually go to see it. Say.... TSO for instance.

[Live Wire]

lol you'll get your pics soon enough.

[Jehova Eaven]

yay! :: gets excited in a pg-13 way ::

[JungleCat]

I have posted with my pic before. Actually, this user name has the pic on it. So... no more complaining, Jehova!! :p

[Lady Vader]

*Transforms back.*

Hope she likes it, Gue. :)

[Lord Gue]

we might as well get married hehe, we fight sometimes like we already are. I'll show it to her when we're talking again..

[Leon Katsuragi]

Lw... haha sorry.. *goes to a corner*:x

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

:wave @ Kristin: Hello

:waves at LV/AB :D Heehee ...girl!

And..well...a few of us have our pics posted at GJO in the picture thread at Arcan IV . ::runs and hides::

Bye!

[Gouyen Chee]

Hello fellow newbie -- welcome to the insanity.

[Ange Tot]

:: runs in to greet the n00b, trips and ends up groping her chest ::

:angel

I'm sorry, it appears have tripped and gropped your bosom, forgive me.

[Leon Katsuragi]

If I could pull that off I would be a happy man.. o_O

[Darth Viscera]

I believe that is crossing the line. No grope chesting.

[Gouyen Chee]

Or chest groping, even....

[Lord Gue]

Ok dude, ur pissin me off

[Jehova Eaven]

unless its only a half grope like the censors want it.

[Darth Viscera]

No grope chesting. Only innuendo if you can respect the boundaries.

[Jehova Eaven]

boundaries? they do more on tv.

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

MEN!!! o_O :mad

:: Dumps a bucket of ice water on the lot of them::

Well..the ones that were rude. ;)

[Rama]

ARRRRRRRRRR Where be these Space Pirates! ARRRRRRRR they not be real pirates......I've never seen them shivering me timbers. ARRRRRRR. They give us Real pirates a bad name.....right Petey the Parrot......

















Oh yeah,,,,,ARRRRRRRRR We ate you. Poor Petey.

[Ange Tot]

:rolleyes

Sigh, noone here has a sense of humour here......

*runs off*

[Khendon Sevon]

Muuuhuuhuuhuhahhaahahhaahahahhahahaahaha.... *wheezing* *cough* *cough* *takes in a breath* hhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah *clenches throat and stops* Next time I take evil laughter courses; I’ll remember to get them at an Imperial academy, rather than in my friend’s backyard.

Welcome to the galaxy.

[Leon Katsuragi]

*Stalks ange* :rollin

[Ange Tot]

:: Stalks Leon ::

[Rama]

::Stalks a Spanish Ship setting back for Europe from the new world loaded down with gold. ::



ARRRRRRRRRRR

[Lord Gue]

*Stalks the Pirate ship with a small thing called the Spanish Armada...*

[Leon Katsuragi]

I can't put my fingre on it, but I think I am going in circles.

[Rama]

Wouldn't the whole Spanish Armada have better things to do? '___'


and besides how do you know this isn't set AFTER England took over as the major naval power? HUH! Answer me that!



ARRRRRRRRRR Loot the ship boys and then Scuttle her......and we'll out run the scurvey dogs! ARRRRRRRRRRRR

[Gouyen Chee]

*stalks pirate ship with U-1138*

Methinks the pirates have chests that can safely be groped.... *sniker*

[Khendon Sevon]

*stalks everyone with USS Hornet*

[Leon Katsuragi]

*Launches his secreat weapon to stalk everyone....*




A rubber duckie.. >D

[Lord Gue]

*Jumps ship to the USS Endevor*
Give me raming speed!

[Kelt Simoson]

And we all thought this thread was to reamin the slightest bit sane.

[Leon Katsuragi]

*Rubber duckie becomes a mobile missle platform*

hehe..

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

Ooooh...This thread is asking for "The Force Titanic" :p :lol

[Khendon Sevon]

*full destroyer escort and cruiser escort pulls along side the USS Hornet*

[Leon Katsuragi]

This is odd... :lol

[Lady Vader]

*Gigantic squid from the deep surfaces, and pulls the destroyer under.*

[Khendon Sevon]

*fleet starts dropping depth charges at regular intervals, sonar helis launch* Eye! There she blows! Man the misen mast! Grrr...

[Lord Gue]

*rams the fleet with a space free fall, destroying all in landing and subsequant impact waves*

[Rama]

Originally posted by Gouyen Chee
*stalks pirate ship with U-1138*

Methinks the pirates have chests that can safely be groped.... *sniker*



ARRRRRRRRRRR Ye not be touching me Chest unless you take me to a dinner and movie first. ARRRRRRRR

[Kristin Owens]

Okies gang, yall r a bit rambunctious for me. I've decided to quit the game, jk. Sheesh i should have responded earlier, now i dont know where to begin,lol. Well thanks for the warm welcome and some a little too warm. *You're getting warmer, you're gettimg warmer still...Blam! I just splatted your head all over cyberspace!* hehe

[Kristin Owens]

And thanks to Lady Vader for editing my sig :)

[Lady Vader]

You're most welcome. :)

[Ange Tot]

:: leers at the newbie returning to the scene of the crime ::


Hey sexah!!! *leers and waves*

[Lord Gue]

*Sucker punch*
Bah, I warned ya once

[Ange Tot]

:: grabs the sucker punch and twists Gue's wrist ::

Now be nice.

*waggles finger*

If you were cuter I might ask you to join me and your lovely lady friend.

:: smirks and continues to leer at Kristin ::

[Lord Gue]

*Overpowers and winds up nailing 'im in the face with the back of 'is own hand*
Now you quit

[Kristin Owens]

Somewhere in outerspace there is collective brain know as the "Orb." It is a smiling, happy brain that functions as the central hub for all space and time consciousness. So if that's where you happen to be traveling, friend, that's where you'll be, so to speak. Just remember to check into the visitors center when you pass by and sign the guest-book. Wouldn't want to be caught unawares would ya? Happy traveling cosmonaut and always drive safely through asteroid belts. :)

[Kristin Owens]

Oh, and quit hitting on me :evil

[Arlenia Tavira]

:lol I know the feeling

[Majo Sabre]

:lol

I'm sorry, I took that a leetle too far with Ange didn't I?

*drags Ange out of thread kicking and screaming, punting him into the void*

Ah, um, many alpolgizes.....*bows and leaves*

[Khendon Sevon]

*pulls self out of wreckage and points at Gue* You sunk my battleship!

[Lord Gue]

Now wheres that damn patrol boat?

[Khendon Sevon]

*sub emerges from water and picks Khendon up*

Now I shall destroy you! MUUHUHUHAHAHAHA! *cough cough*

*Nuclear missile silos open up and prep. for launch*

[Lord Gue]

*US navy picks up Michael and releases Depth Charges on Khen*

[Khendon Sevon]

AH! Blasphemy! Launch! Launch! *Khendon runs to the escape vessel and launches quickly into outerspace as the sub blows up the twelve nukes in its bay, destroying a good portion of the planet*

[Lord Gue]

*Is vaporized with you?*

[Khendon Sevon]

*NO. Gue, escaped in his own cool shuttle pod thingy into outspace as did I. Now we fight to the death in robotic suits that have cool lasers and stuff... like Gundams.*

[Lord Gue]

No I belive i'll move beyond that into the realm of giant slugs and armys of vibration

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

you guys are so weird :lol

[Sam the Eagle]

You are all...wierdos! :D

[Tucta]

*Lumbers in and eats the puppet.*

:D

[Khendon Sevon]

weird? weird is an art supply store, an office supply store, and a craft shop not having the most popular color erasable pencil known to mankind (Sanford Col-Erase)... and having to purchase red because, once you find it at Office Max (After checking the three other stores and various online ones), that's all they have... then going home and easily finding a link to a sale on the ones you wanted (blue).

But... that's life.

Oh... I think I got carried away.