Creation

[Lady Vader]

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.


And Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.

:cat

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

LOL!!!

hehehehehehe, that so funny!

**Hides his Mage**

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh man, now THATwas funny :)

[Vinny Red]

this board has a strange fetish with cats and kittens

[ReaperFett]

I dont :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: waves hand::

These are not the Kittens you are looking for

[ReaperFett]

correct, they're not. I dont want a cat :)

[Darth Viscera]

*hugs Ares*

[Vinny Red]

At last we will reveal ourselves to the kittens. At least we shall have our revenge



Whoa....Deja vu

[Marcus Telcontar]

Away with your kittens, I mean you no harm!

[Vinny Red]

Luke! You've switched off your targetting kittens! Is everything ok??

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

"But I was going into Tashee station today to pick up some Kitten Convertors!"

"It's not wise to upset a Kitten."

[Marcus Telcontar]

I find you lack of kittens disturbing

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

In time you will call me... Kitten



Many KIttens died to bring us this information.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Look at the size of that kitten!

[Chance]

holy kittens! That kitten is big as a galatic kitten! Watch for those proton-kittens!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

"The kittens are holding you back, I see you becoming the greatest of all kittens."

[Marcus Telcontar]

You wanna buy some kittens?

[Live Wire]

"the kittens are strong with him"

[imported_QuiGonJ]

rrrow....

rrrow....


Whoa... Deja Vu.

What?

I saw a thread like this.. and then another one.

Was it the same thread?

I dunno, could have been. :D

(Cute story at the front though. :) )

[Lady Vader]

"I came to rescue the kittens."

"...Good job."

[Gouyen Chee]

Look at these blast points -- only Imperial Kittens are so precise.

[imported_QuiGonJ]

You don't look so bad... in fact, you look strong enough to pull the ears off a kitten.

[Vinny Red]

"nobody worries about upsetting a droid"

"that's because kittens don't pull your arms out of your sockets"

[imported_QuiGonJ]

These aren't the kittens you're looking for.. move along, move along

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

"Arn't you a little short for a Kitten?"

Get original QuiGonJ! It was used already lol!

[imported_QuiGonJ]

what? it's deja vu.. I'm telling ya. ;)

[ReaperFett]

THey're still not as funny as the originals, Star Wars pants

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

sure and everything is funny with pants, pants are just funny

Those Pants came from the Death Star!

[Marcus Telcontar]

So are kittens

"Those kittens came from the Death Star!"

[ReaperFett]

"Jabba doesn't like smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial patrol" is a classic :)

[Vinny Red]

You're right Reap, there's no toppin' that one :crack

[Jinn Fizz]

www.ratemykitten.com

:lol

:cat

[Marcus Telcontar]

Rate my kitten???

:: Bookmarks::

[Marcus Telcontar]

OMG!!! KITTENS!!! LOTS OF KITTENS!!!!!

:: goes mad ::

[Lord Gue]

OMG!
Thats...
Too...
Cute...


Must..
resist...
cuteness...


Awww.......

[Space Pirates]

awww Im overwhelmed with the cuteness!!! *wants to hug all the little kittens*


awwwwwwww



(I find your lack of pants disturbing! sorry kitten lines cant top that)_

[Lady Vader]

"These aren't the pants you're looking for! Move along! Move along!"

"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow these pants and go home!"

"I'd just as soon wear some pants!"

"Good! You could use a good pair of pants!"

"Threepio, you tell that slimey, no-good, piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pants from us!"

"I am pantless, like my father before me."

:lol

I need to check my old comp. I think I saved ALL of those from way back when!!

[Live Wire]

lol


the next thread we'll do the fortune cookie "in bed" lines

[ReaperFett]

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought"

"Alderaan is commando, we have no pants!"

:)

[ReaperFett]

"They must be in the pants, send a detatchment to retrieve them"

"Look sir, pants!"



And in a related way:

"And I thought they smelt bad......on the outside!"

:)

[Khendon Sevon]

mmm... I see... I leave the galaxy for a few months and you all go insain... *sigh* my pants are getting short with you... your pants, will be mine! I will avenge your kitten!

blah! It's adictive! and I need to go study, stop... must... stop.... *hits head against a... kitten* "ROAR!" *gets face scratched up*


my brother threw a kitten on me when I was little and it scratched up my entire chest, was a bloody mess... litterally. (truth) he also threw a dark in my neck, but that's anohter story.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This isn't half of the insanity that goes on around here :lol













Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go vaccuum the stove :D

[Lady Vader]

Don't miss any creveses. :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh I won't, don't worry.






And before I forget LV, how do you feel about baby grand pianos?

[Marcus Telcontar]

FORCE PANTS!!!


:: Nothing happens to LV::


Oh crap, she wears body paint......


Okay, time for a oldie buit a goodie!

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

WHAMM!!!!!

[Lady Vader]

They're good for striking poses on and sprawling about, stretching, yadda yadda. Cat things.

Why?

*And then gets PANNED.*

:x

Jeebus. That makes... uh... I forgot... *Goes to check count.* :lol
(I'm surprised I haven't gotten amnesia from all this whacking from that damn pan!!)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

<----owns a baby grand




My mom is keeping it with her right now, but if I go to Cali, she might want me to take it.

[Lady Vader]

Ah, gottcha. We shall take this into consideration. Not sure how much room we'll have just yet.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'ma see if I can't get her to keep it though. I never play the thing anymore on account of being up here.









And the stove is all taken care of; nice and clean. Now to take the toaster oven to the dry cleaners :D

[Lady Vader]

Remember... no starch!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Will do :lol


You got anything for me to take while I'ma headin' out that way?

[Lady Vader]

Sure thing.

*Tosses her the toilet.*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oof!


No prob. Be back in a bit, eh :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol

[Live Wire]

I've been here too long...this thread made sense

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Lets change the subject:

How bout them senators? Doing a real good job at wasting my money eh?

[Live Wire]

*stares blankly at dyzm*

[Kelt Simoson]

^_--

[Artoo]

Electrocutes Dyzm with his welder arm and throws him an electronic raspberry.

*THWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!*

[imported_QuiGonJ]

*ahem* PM *cough* and uh DT, what does Helenias think of you trying to pull the pants of other women? :p

We'll have no more orders from her kittens today...

Red... the boy... blue.. his kitten.

"You can't have him... it was no fair. Somehow you knew he was gonna win." "We'll see what the kittens have to say about that."

Maybe you could help me with some kittens around here who owe me a lotsa money...

Uh oh.. huge-o cooper kitten.. huge-o ting

I am See-Threepio, human-kitten relations... ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*gives QuiGonJ a noogie*





NOT NOOKIE, NOOGIE.

.....before all of your minds run with that; of course why do I even bother, eh?

[Khendon Sevon]

because the voices command it.

[Lord Gue]

Well, my head didnt run off with it before, but now that ya mention it, lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

and uh DT, what does Helenias think of you trying to pull the pants of other women?


As long as I pull her pants off in the be.......


:: Silence.... and a dog barks::

TMI?

[Kelt Simoson]

TMI?..what the?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*grabs Khendon and shakes him* You hear them too???!!!!

[Sene Unty]

I thought the thing at the BEGINNING was cute. What's up with you guys and pants......oh I get it.



Wait, no I lost it. Okay, I never really had it. Sorry.


::Runs off into the sunset screaming::

[Kelt Simoson]

Eh?

[Lord Gue]

Dont make me pull out the force yoyo....

[Khendon Sevon]

*Shakes S'Il back* Of course I hear voices! Somone keeps yelling at me to clean my room!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh those voices! Yeah, I used to get those ones, but then I moved out. Now the only ones I hear nag me constantly for more booze and onion rings.

[Sene Unty]

Mmmmmmmm. Onion rings. Mesa like onion rings.

[Khendon Sevon]

Ah ~ I'm a nagging voice that asks for a burger and onion rings :) with a black and white milkshake.... grrr... now I'm hungry.

[Kelt Simoson]

Try uncle Viscs cooking...Taco bell!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*starts pelting Khendon with beer nuts*


At least no one has asked me to make them a Cement Mixer yet. I'd be so grossed out, I don't know if I'd be able to make it for 'em, let alone watch someone drink it.

Although I can't wait to make my first Depthcharge; the way I make 'em is fun :D

[AZDaizy]

:: blinks ::

[Khendon Sevon]

Psh... oh, yeah, I know what a cement mixer is.... um.... okay, I give up, I'm 16, remember! I don't drink...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's just that; an oz. of Bailey's with some Roses Lime Juice. When you drink it, it creates crusty cud all over the insides over your outh, coating it. Hence the name.

I've never had one, and nor do I ever intend to.

[Lady Vader]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Don't get me started on "the voices" or I'll end up posting like nuts and botls and sending DT through another Scooby moment! :lol

[AZDaizy]

Alright...I'm new at this :: cracks her fingers ::

"You have taken your first step into a pantless world"
"It's not impossible. I used to bull's eye kittens in my T-16 back home"
"Kittens will keep the local systems in line"
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are not match for a good kitten at your side, kid"
"I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the kitten win"
"Kittens. Heh! Pants. Heh! A jedi craves not these things."
"I'll never turn to the dark side...I am a kitten, like my father before me"
"Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess...I'm in it for the pants!"

[Lady Vader]

:lol!!!!

I love those, Ali!!

[Nathaniel Nore]

OH NO! Another kitten thread...nooooooooo *runs and jumps out the 7-story window*