JonathanLB
Jun 2nd, 2002, 03:12:27 AM
Ok, not that I condone underage drinking, ahem, you know how *evil* it is, lol, but this conversation was just too funny for me not to share, and it has to do with Star Wars so I am sorry I could not resist.
I will leave my screenname intact, I am J5L0B (JLB with 50 inserted between, i.e. 50 TPM viewings, hehe). The other name is changed... no need to post someone else's name on a public forum. Anyhow, the conversation is between Stacey and I, Stacey being my best friend's girlfriend, lol. My best friend does not drink, btw, never had a sip of alcohol even. He not only doesn't drink but he is bothered when anyone else drinks either, like me, or like Stacey, etc.
So here you go...
J5L0B: Wassup?
Stacey: hey
Stacey: jpw
Stacey: re ypi
Stacey: ?
Stacey: oo[sy
Stacey: hehe
J5L0B: lol
J5L0B: Huh? hehe
Stacey: Huh?
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: it's shtac e
Stacey: hi:-):-(
J5L0B: Oh I see, hey Stacey
Stacey: oopsy
J5L0B: You ok? Haha
Stacey: I saw Star Wars ladst week
Stacey: ZYeah
J5L0B: Nice :-)
Stacey: SDOORERRRRRRRY!!!
J5L0B: lol
J5L0B: =-O
Stacey: the ouy mouse movies sooooooooo vast!
Stacey: how are you?
J5L0B: You sure you ok? ;-)
J5L0B: Haha, I am ok...
Stacey: I'm ok
Stacey: ok
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: ok
Stacey: ok
J5L0B: I see...
J5L0B: Are you sure?!?!
J5L0B: :-)
Stacey: yes
J5L0B: Ok, I guess I will believe you, haha
Stacey: ok
J5L0B: So how was your day?
Stacey: oooooooooh
Stacey: i t was lovely
Stacey: hehehehe
J5L0B: lol, what did you do?
Stacey: went to ap party
Stacey: I
Stacey: 'm fine thought
J5L0B: Haha, I can tell you went to a party ;-)
J5L0B: Last time I had something to drink was one week ago, hehe.
Stacey: hey'
Stacey: my computer shut down!!!!!!!
Stacey: what?
J5L0B: Haha
J5L0B: You are funny.
J5L0B: :-D
J5L0B: O:-)
J5L0B: So where was this party anyhow?
Stacey: I don't know> Anyhow, I'm faraide Bryan is Mad
Stacey: He's now
J5L0B: Uh oh
Stacey: at a farat?
Stacey: hehe
J5L0B: Hehe, well why is he mad?
Stacey: Ok, so eseriously
Stacey: He's nbot, but he is!!
Stacey: he's not!"
Stacey: h3e might come ane talk, but we'll see
J5L0B: Does he get pissed when you drink?
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: do youw want to talk to hiom >?
Stacey: Are YOU mad?
J5L0B: Haha, I am not mad
Stacey: he's not, he's sooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeetttttt!
J5L0B: Of course :-)
Stacey: I like hmmmmmmm sooooooo mcuh!
J5L0B: He gets mad at me when I drink ;-)
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: lol, yeah I noticed ;-)
Stacey: no, he desn't ghe just wants you to be sage!
Stacey: heheeheheh
J5L0B: LOL
Stacey: ok, so seriously, I liked star wars, and it was good'
J5L0B: Yes it was, hehe
J5L0B: I am glad you liked it
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: :-D Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, haha
J5L0B: j/k
Stacey: goofd
Stacey: :-D
Stacey: see I can put that cace tooo
J5L0B: So how come you cannot get Bryan to tip a few beers back?!
J5L0B: ;-)
Stacey: Well Bruanm doesn't want to drink,, so I don't make him
J5L0B: He is indefatigable! [cheap shot here using a big word on a drunk person, haha, I am mean]
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: An edenfatacable?
Stacey: what does that mean?
J5L0B: Haha, I just mean he is very stubborn and moral ;-)
J5L0B: Uncorrupted by happy juice, muahaha.
Stacey: yes
Stacey: hahahashahahahsgahaha
Stacey: how are you?
Stacey: I'
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: m sorry soooooo rude, I forgot to ask@!
J5L0B: I think if I had a few beers I could understand you better ;-) Haha, j/k
J5L0B: I am decent.
Stacey: gooooof, hoooood
Stacey: I just wanted to say that I like the star wars movie, see I" m a good typist@!!!
J5L0B: I've been better, but that was 15 months ago now! haha
J5L0B: Yeah, haha
J5L0B: You should win a prize ;-)
Stacey: thank you@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
J5L0B: My typing when buzzed is excellent, but when actually drunk it's horrid.
Stacey: Ok, tomrroww I will g be wsoooooooo embaragess!ed!
Stacey: SOory!
J5L0B: Haha, nah you won't.
Stacey: I really apo0ligize
Stacey: YES
Stacey: I DO
Stacey: AP)OLOGIZE
J5L0B: I wrote an e-mail to Liz and to Ellie once when I was buzzed, they both were awesome ;-)
J5L0B: Well you haven't said anything embarrassing yet, I'm still hoping. Haha, j/k
Stacey: ok, well I am apologizing i n advance
J5L0B: Ok, hehe
Stacey: ghggggoooooooooooooooood
Stacey: :-)
Stacey: sprryu
Stacey: Ok, ewll I'
Stacey: m afraid I am stui[piod
Stacey: oye
J5L0B: Typing when drunk, what could be more fun? ;-)
Stacey: I WANT TOI TYPWE GOOOOOOOOOD
J5L0B: Well we all know you can type excellent when you are, ahem, unimpaired by ethol alcohol ;-)
Stacey: :-)
Stacey: you are ncie
Stacey: very cjnice!!!!!!
J5L0B: lol, well being nice has gotten me nowhere
J5L0B: I don't recommend it ;-)
Stacey: I'm gonna go talk to some friends! SAWEEE I typed that good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J5L0B: Haha, ok
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: You take care of yourself, hehe
Stacey: yeah yeah yeah ayeah yeah yeah eyah ayeha
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: Haha!
Stacey: seee I"m an ecpery!t!
Stacey: brb
J5L0B: LOL, ok
Stacey: latserszzzzzz! :-)\
J5L0B: Hehe, later
Stacey: I liked star aswars! :-)'
J5L0B: It likes you too! :-)
J5L0B: May the Force be with you, haha
Stacey: lol\yes, daerth vador~~~~~~!!!!!
Stacey: IOye
Stacey: ok
Stacey: brn
Stacey: b
J5L0B: lol
I will leave my screenname intact, I am J5L0B (JLB with 50 inserted between, i.e. 50 TPM viewings, hehe). The other name is changed... no need to post someone else's name on a public forum. Anyhow, the conversation is between Stacey and I, Stacey being my best friend's girlfriend, lol. My best friend does not drink, btw, never had a sip of alcohol even. He not only doesn't drink but he is bothered when anyone else drinks either, like me, or like Stacey, etc.
So here you go...
J5L0B: Wassup?
Stacey: hey
Stacey: jpw
Stacey: re ypi
Stacey: ?
Stacey: oo[sy
Stacey: hehe
J5L0B: lol
J5L0B: Huh? hehe
Stacey: Huh?
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: it's shtac e
Stacey: hi:-):-(
J5L0B: Oh I see, hey Stacey
Stacey: oopsy
J5L0B: You ok? Haha
Stacey: I saw Star Wars ladst week
Stacey: ZYeah
J5L0B: Nice :-)
Stacey: SDOORERRRRRRRY!!!
J5L0B: lol
J5L0B: =-O
Stacey: the ouy mouse movies sooooooooo vast!
Stacey: how are you?
J5L0B: You sure you ok? ;-)
J5L0B: Haha, I am ok...
Stacey: I'm ok
Stacey: ok
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: ok
Stacey: ok
J5L0B: I see...
J5L0B: Are you sure?!?!
J5L0B: :-)
Stacey: yes
J5L0B: Ok, I guess I will believe you, haha
Stacey: ok
J5L0B: So how was your day?
Stacey: oooooooooh
Stacey: i t was lovely
Stacey: hehehehe
J5L0B: lol, what did you do?
Stacey: went to ap party
Stacey: I
Stacey: 'm fine thought
J5L0B: Haha, I can tell you went to a party ;-)
J5L0B: Last time I had something to drink was one week ago, hehe.
Stacey: hey'
Stacey: my computer shut down!!!!!!!
Stacey: what?
J5L0B: Haha
J5L0B: You are funny.
J5L0B: :-D
J5L0B: O:-)
J5L0B: So where was this party anyhow?
Stacey: I don't know> Anyhow, I'm faraide Bryan is Mad
Stacey: He's now
J5L0B: Uh oh
Stacey: at a farat?
Stacey: hehe
J5L0B: Hehe, well why is he mad?
Stacey: Ok, so eseriously
Stacey: He's nbot, but he is!!
Stacey: he's not!"
Stacey: h3e might come ane talk, but we'll see
J5L0B: Does he get pissed when you drink?
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: do youw want to talk to hiom >?
Stacey: Are YOU mad?
J5L0B: Haha, I am not mad
Stacey: he's not, he's sooooooooooo sweeeeeeeeetttttt!
J5L0B: Of course :-)
Stacey: I like hmmmmmmm sooooooo mcuh!
J5L0B: He gets mad at me when I drink ;-)
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: lol, yeah I noticed ;-)
Stacey: no, he desn't ghe just wants you to be sage!
Stacey: heheeheheh
J5L0B: LOL
Stacey: ok, so seriously, I liked star wars, and it was good'
J5L0B: Yes it was, hehe
J5L0B: I am glad you liked it
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: :-D Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, haha
J5L0B: j/k
Stacey: goofd
Stacey: :-D
Stacey: see I can put that cace tooo
J5L0B: So how come you cannot get Bryan to tip a few beers back?!
J5L0B: ;-)
Stacey: Well Bruanm doesn't want to drink,, so I don't make him
J5L0B: He is indefatigable! [cheap shot here using a big word on a drunk person, haha, I am mean]
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: An edenfatacable?
Stacey: what does that mean?
J5L0B: Haha, I just mean he is very stubborn and moral ;-)
J5L0B: Uncorrupted by happy juice, muahaha.
Stacey: yes
Stacey: hahahashahahahsgahaha
Stacey: how are you?
Stacey: I'
J5L0B: lol
Stacey: m sorry soooooo rude, I forgot to ask@!
J5L0B: I think if I had a few beers I could understand you better ;-) Haha, j/k
J5L0B: I am decent.
Stacey: gooooof, hoooood
Stacey: I just wanted to say that I like the star wars movie, see I" m a good typist@!!!
J5L0B: I've been better, but that was 15 months ago now! haha
J5L0B: Yeah, haha
J5L0B: You should win a prize ;-)
Stacey: thank you@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
J5L0B: My typing when buzzed is excellent, but when actually drunk it's horrid.
Stacey: Ok, tomrroww I will g be wsoooooooo embaragess!ed!
Stacey: SOory!
J5L0B: Haha, nah you won't.
Stacey: I really apo0ligize
Stacey: YES
Stacey: I DO
Stacey: AP)OLOGIZE
J5L0B: I wrote an e-mail to Liz and to Ellie once when I was buzzed, they both were awesome ;-)
J5L0B: Well you haven't said anything embarrassing yet, I'm still hoping. Haha, j/k
Stacey: ok, well I am apologizing i n advance
J5L0B: Ok, hehe
Stacey: ghggggoooooooooooooooood
Stacey: :-)
Stacey: sprryu
Stacey: Ok, ewll I'
Stacey: m afraid I am stui[piod
Stacey: oye
J5L0B: Typing when drunk, what could be more fun? ;-)
Stacey: I WANT TOI TYPWE GOOOOOOOOOD
J5L0B: Well we all know you can type excellent when you are, ahem, unimpaired by ethol alcohol ;-)
Stacey: :-)
Stacey: you are ncie
Stacey: very cjnice!!!!!!
J5L0B: lol, well being nice has gotten me nowhere
J5L0B: I don't recommend it ;-)
Stacey: I'm gonna go talk to some friends! SAWEEE I typed that good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J5L0B: Haha, ok
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: You take care of yourself, hehe
Stacey: yeah yeah yeah ayeah yeah yeah eyah ayeha
Stacey: :-)
J5L0B: Haha!
Stacey: seee I"m an ecpery!t!
Stacey: brb
J5L0B: LOL, ok
Stacey: latserszzzzzz! :-)\
J5L0B: Hehe, later
Stacey: I liked star aswars! :-)'
J5L0B: It likes you too! :-)
J5L0B: May the Force be with you, haha
Stacey: lol\yes, daerth vador~~~~~~!!!!!
Stacey: IOye
Stacey: ok
Stacey: brn
Stacey: b
J5L0B: lol