Republic's Most Wanted

[Darth Viscera]

You're talking to him :D

Oh my, I don't know what to say! Well first of all, I'd like to thank my shipyards, with whom I could never have arisen to the heights of deception and despotism. Secondly, I'd like to thank my dad, who gives me nightmares every night, commanding me to restore his empire.

*stares at a framed picture of Palpatine which hangs on the wall*

Love ya dad! Oh, this is all just so unexpected! Last year I was #10! To show my gratitude, <a href=http://mywebpages.comcast.net/darthviscera/wild.jpg>here</a> is a screenshot from "Girls Gone Wild". Now that's wild!

Right! Where are my trophies? *closes his eyes and sticks his hands out*

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Takes out hammer and nails the Imperials hands to the table::

[Darth Viscera]

*Pisses in all coffee cups present on the table*

Apparently Heineken is nearly water. Jamaican beer, "Red Stripe" is the brand name, is rather more hardcore.

And what's this I hear about UFOs over D.C. for 3 days back in 1961? 4 hours of UFO stuff on the history channel. In 1994, Mexico City, with 20 million people, STOPPED. The entire city saw a UFO, and got freaked out.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's not the size of your UFO, it's how you use it.


Or so I'm told.

[Elsius Brandt]

::Writes and circles "Viscera" on his datapad::