For Christs sake, Viscera!

[Gormul Hyfe]

Update the damn battle history on the GMA site or take it off all together. I clicked on it and thought we had won already! 8o

[Darth Viscera]

But that's why I put it there! To trick you.

[Gormul Hyfe]

Ohhhh! Good thinking...!

[Darth Viscera]

yep :)

[Gormul Hyfe]

Wait. Is this a conspiracy? Why would you want to trick me? Who are you? What's the password?

[Darth Viscera]

Yes, this is a conspiracy. My name is John Lennon Annie. The password is ripe pickles, and we want to trick you so that you can return us to the broken bubble factory from whence we came.

[Gormul Hyfe]

Ahah! I just tricked you into reavealing your entire plan! Now I know your name, password, and true goal. You fool!

Damn I'm good...!

[Emporer Hades]

*Comes in with head looking like a big bubble, as he sees Hyfe, Hades quickly puts his Hades mask back on.*
"My Bubblish Lord...all soap guns are prepped and ready for us to take back planet Spounge"

[Darth Viscera]

Excellent, Captain. Commence blowing on that little circle thing so the bubbles can come out!

[Emporer Hades]

"Yes, my Lord"
*Takes small transmitter from sash and orders his Lieutenant to commence firing at the circle thing. Hades then takes out a plastic bubble gun and points it at Hyfe.*
"Don't move, or I'll make your eyes sting...my Lord, what shall be done with him?"

[Darth Viscera]

*Looks at Hades, then back at Hyfe*

"Make his eyes sting."

[Dace Patton]

Runs in soaked in water. Lord Viscera our enemy the water lord is attacking us. We have lost many bubble cruisers to his hydro ships. Our weapon don't have much effect but his hydro cannons continue to pop our ships. What are we to do?

[Emporer Hades]

"Yes, my Lord"
*Hades presses the button down, a slight humming noise is made, and finally a beam of bubbles slowly approach Hyfe's eyes. About 10 seconds later, the bubbles finally hit Hyfe's eyes and he then quickly starts rubbing his eyes*
"Your wish has been carried out...M'Lord. Since, as Dace reports, our weapons haven't been effecting Lord Water very well, shall I go out in the Hot-Soap Star Destroyer? And see if we can evaporate some of him?"

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon walks onto the bridge and looks around and says, "heh? Eh?" All look at him as he pulls out of his pants a melting snow ball, "The ice shall purge the galaxy of you!" Khendon throws the ball at Viscera and them digs into his pocket and comes out with a mini-refrigerator! "Muuhuuhuhhahaahah!" Ice starts shooting at all of them.

[Emporer Hades]

*looks at Khendon in disgust*
"Ewwww, you may feel the wrath of my bubble gun too!!!"
*presses the button on his bubble gun again, and bubbles slowly come to Khendon and hit him in the eyes*

[Imperial Jay]

I remember the days, when we all had sanity...What happened?

[Darth Viscera]

That's what happens when Hyfe comes over.

[Imperial Jay]

Oh well then I guess it is okay to do this!

Jay pulls out a bubblegun and shoots multiple targets.

[Emporer Hades]

"Not me! Not me!"

*Hades waves his left hand in front of them popping all of the stray bubbles that come over to him. Then he remembers something, and turns to Vis.*

"Sir, I have forgotten to inform you before that my scientists have constructed a new prototype weapon for our use, let me demonstrate."

*Hades takes out a big water gun that he had strapped to his belt. He then pumps it, and starts shooting Hyfe's eyes.*

"Feel the wrath of our soapy, bubbly, water!"

[Dace Patton]

*Pulls out a bubble bavooka and let loose 12 6 foot bubbles and different traget.* Ha ha ha! Feel my wraith!

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon prushes a button and the room starts to fill with water. "MUHUUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

[Emporer Hades]

"Ugh..."
*Hades jumps on his motorized rubber duck and starts to paddle away.*

[Gormul Hyfe]

God damn fizzyglug.

[Darth Viscera]

Indeed. Give them a reason....

[Khendon Sevon]

Khendon puts on a wet suit and oxygen tank, the room now filled with water. He then takes out a mini shape charge and places it on the window. Khendon mutters something but it is inaudible.

*KAAABOOOM*
They all float into the fighter bay, Khendon had put it on the wrong window.

[Emporer Hades]

*The duck flips as he goes through the whole to the hanger and Hades is stuck paddling*
"Help me!!"
*Hades eventually gets pushed by the current over to a TIE Scimitar, and climbs in to the cockpit, tracking little water in it.*
"Hmmmm, I also thought that these things looked like submarines..."
*Hades powers of the TIE Scimitar, and blasts down under water. Hades then turns it around in circles underwater, looking for a good target to blast open with a good proton torpedo.*