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Khendon S
Oct 17th, 2001, 07:07:04 PM
ietib: Hello
VeryAngryJew: Hello.
ietib: I an Vice Diktat Khendon Sevon
ietib: am*
VeryAngryJew: And?
ietib: and I am saying hello, and how are you?
VeryAngryJew: I'm saying, Hi.
VeryAngryJew: Fine.
ietib: Well, that is good
ietib: how goes your empire, well I hope
VeryAngryJew: What do you want?
ietib: how are things, have you completed sourting out things with the admins, and what not
VeryAngryJew: Yes.
ietib: Good for you
VeryAngryJew: I am good for being taken over, if thats what you want to know.
ietib: they can be a pain at times, but they are needed
ietib: ?
ietib: Why anyone take you over?
VeryAngryJew: ..
ietib: would*
ietib: please excuse my massive typos
VeryAngryJew: You are very oblivious to what TGE intends to do.
ietib: In what way?
VeryAngryJew: You don't know that TGE has it in for me?
ietib: psh, paranoia
ietib: don't worrry
VeryAngryJew: Paranoia my ass.
VeryAngryJew: I have recieved threats from Viscera.. numerous times.
ietib: if the Empire wished to take you over, wouldn't they have done it by now?
ietib: Viscera, he's online hardly ever
VeryAngryJew: 48 hours after I am done with the reaver, should I fight it, TGE is to attack me.
VeryAngryJew: Thrawn wouldn't mind either.
ietib: psh, rubish, it won't happen
VeryAngryJew: My Intell agencies, have confirmed that TGE is collecting defensive data on my planets.
ietib: TGE collects data on everyone
VeryAngryJew: And I'm supposed to know that?
ietib: Only if you really wished to know
ietib: but that's besides the point
VeryAngryJew: I am disgusted with most everyone in TGE. And do not care to become friends with most anyone in TGE.
ietib: Why is that?1
ietib: !*
ietib: I feel that's ignorant of you
VeryAngryJew: My own damned reasons
ietib: you shouldn't really believe that
ietib: trust me.
ietib: TGE is here for the betterment of everyone
VeryAngryJew: Betterment?
VeryAngryJew: HA!
ietib: I'm sure the Remnant and TGE will get along fine once you see that we're not in to 'get' you
ietib: out*
VeryAngryJew: Nope
ietib: Do you feel I am a threat?
VeryAngryJew: Unless I change my thoughts greatly
ietib: Why would I be a threat?
VeryAngryJew: I'm not scared of you.
VeryAngryJew: I just hate your organization.
ietib: why would you be scared of me?
ietib: you have no reason
VeryAngryJew: I'm not.
ietib: then why say it?
ietib: why did you feel you had to say you were not scared of me?
ietib: did it make you feel any better, I hope it did
VeryAngryJew: Because I am informing you.
ietib: informing me without reason
ietib: what's the point?
VeryAngryJew: Do you have a point of talking to me?
VeryAngryJew: No. So go away.
ietib: Oh... okay... I guess now i'll have to crush you and your empire... sorry it couldn't work out.
VeryAngryJew: I guess so. But, that would violate your treaty.
VeryAngryJew: With GE.
ietib: *shrug* -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- happens

Jubei SaDherat Vader
Oct 17th, 2001, 07:16:48 PM
BOO FREAKIN HOO :lol:

Telan Desaria
Oct 18th, 2001, 08:21:56 AM
The fact that Admiral Lebron knows, or thinks he knows, of our impending attack compromises our elemnt of surpise. Do we go ahead anyway. What is our new timetable?

Fleet Admiral Telan Desaria

Admiral Taylor Millard
Oct 18th, 2001, 01:04:17 PM
If I may...

This could be used as an excellent opportunity. If Lebron is so certain TGE is going to attack, why not delay it briefly. Let things seem to calm down, in fact. Why not offer him a truce; and sign another treaty with him (not sure if one has been signed). Start trading with him. He obviously needs food and stuff like that. Perhaps the occassional bit of technology.

But if Lebron is that paranoid, leave him alone and let him think "They're goingto attack me. They're going to attack me."

There is such thing as splinter groups run by a former protege of Thrawn's attacking his stuff 'by accident' (This protege is me).

Then when Thrawn goes to stop me. Why not have, oops, theyr'e attack the TIR ships. It's an idea.

But I'm sure you guys got better ones.

GMA Thrawn
Oct 18th, 2001, 02:42:56 PM
Telan, the attack will most like start tonight. First we must assign a division to the four main planets that are being attacked.

I think the best plan would be to appear out of hyperspace and offer Lebron a chance to surrender. Obviously, he won't. So we will proceed to crush his fleet and make it loud and clear that WE are the Imperials. Not some poor copy, with a dumbass leader like Lebron.

The element of surprise is uneeded. We have the element of superiority.

Operation Wayward Son is a project that will attempt to crush all other splinter groups "claiming" to be Imperials. Lebron is paranoid,but he does not know EXACTLY the date of our attack.

Sanis Prent
Oct 18th, 2001, 05:38:04 PM
Agreed....muhahahahaha!!!

Telan Desaria
Oct 19th, 2001, 06:28:12 AM
Asin Wayward Son, The Thyferra Sector Fleet's Fifth Division is ready to atytack Yaga Minor as soonas the thread appears in SW FAns.net. let me know when it does, and I will begin posting.

Here is a list of my ships...* Command Group
SSD3 Achilles-Flagship
*ISD II Thrasher
*Carrack Cruiser Eudaemon
*Carrack Cruiser Termagant
*CGS Commination
*CGS Dark Hand
*CGS Direption III
FCLF Fire (UC)
YT-5700 57-355
YT-5700 57-366

Command Destroyer Escort Squadron I
*ISD II Thrasher (Reserve Flagship)
*ISD I Vehemance
*Carrack Cruiser Shadow Warrior
*Carrack Cruiser Edacity
*Corellian Gunship Avidity
*Corellian Gunship Asperity
*Corellian Gunship Excoriate

SD Group One:
ISD2 Inquisitor
IP I-140
ISC2 Strike-6
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 1

SD Group Two:
ISD2 Supplant
VSD3 Exocron
IP I-141
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 2

SD Group Three:
ISD2 Disdainful
IP I-142
HCLC Hammer XIX
INT Dissolution
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 3

SD Group Four:
ISD2 Furious
-VSD3 Maruader
IP I-143
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
HS Fictitious
LF Lancer 4

SD Group Five:
ISD2 Reprehensible
VSD3 Vol Kanst
IP I-144
HCLC Hammer XVIII
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 5

SD Group Six:
ISD2 Felonious
VSD3 Ryloth
IP I-145
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 6

SD Group Seven:
ISD2 Raze
VSD3 Gamorr
IP I-146
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 7

SD Group Eight:
ISD2 Fealty
IP I-147
NEBG Wishbone IV
HCLC Hammer XXXXIX
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 8

SD Group Nine:
ISD2 Loyalist
VSD3 Yag'Dhul
IP I-148
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 9

SD Group Ten:
ISD2 Pride of Delteon
VSD3 Sith Glory
IP I-149
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
LF Lancer 10

Reserve Deployment Group:
ISD2 Remorseless
ISD2 Obtruder II
VSD3 Derra IV
VSD3 Rodia
HCLC Hammer XXXXX
HCLC Hammer XVII
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
FCLF Fire (UC)
HS Spurious
HS Apocryphal
GMT Beast III
GMT Beast IV
LF Lancer 11
YT-5700 57-299
YT-5700 57-300
YT-5700 57-311
YT-5700 57-322
YT-5700 57-333
YT-5700 57-344
IP I-050


Fleet Admiral Telan Desaria
Surpeme Commander, Thyferra Sector Fleet
Inspector General of the Destroyerate

GMA Thrawn
Oct 19th, 2001, 07:17:28 PM
Telan, you will be attacking Bastion, seeing as how it is more important to us. The thread is here:

www.swforums.net/forum/sh...adid=10707 (http://www.swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10707)

Good luck man!