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Sanis Prent
Apr 14th, 2001, 02:30:24 PM
(A postman walks in, carrying a small letter. It is addressed to Lady De'Ville, and postmarked from PRENT Enterprises, Inc.

The postman makes his way to the Sith woman, and hands her the letter.)
Lady DeVille
Apr 14th, 2001, 02:33:20 PM
More than slightly surprised, she accepts the mail and dismisses the postman. Still shaky, she carefully opens the envelope, and reads the contents.
Sanis Prent
Apr 14th, 2001, 02:41:13 PM
<font color=FF0000><font size=20>SPECIAL ONE-TIME DEAL!!!</font>

<font size=10>Somebody piss you off? Out to do you in? Trying to get you?

Want to get them back? Or pay them back for something they've done?</font>

Well right now, PRENT ENTERPRISES, INC. is offering a special one-time clearance on all acts of revenge and retribution. You heard right, we will get them back, and get them good. They will think twice about messing with you, and you will walk away with a smile...knowing that PRENT ENTERPRISES, INC. has royally screwed their day.

Sound too good to be true? Think again. You see, our warehouses are filled to surplus with all sorts of tools of vengeance. We've got payback to dish out...and we gotta get rid of it all!!!

So, if this sounds up your alley, why don't you give PRENT ENTERPRISES, INC. a call, or stop by our convenient office on Coruscant. Either way, we want to do your dirty work!</font>
Lady DeVille
Apr 14th, 2001, 02:44:26 PM
She smiled slowly to herself, and replaced the piece of flimsy in the envelope. Interesting...

ooc: as my character is stuck in the DC, I'm going to hold off on anything just yet. I'm waiting on Lynch to decide what he's going to do with me. But be advised, LD's thinking about it. :) /ic:
Pierce Tondry
Apr 14th, 2001, 02:50:27 PM
(ooc) *Coughs, slightly.* I'm almost offended that you don't trust me to take care of business, LD. ;) j/k
Jedah Lynch
Apr 14th, 2001, 03:37:32 PM
OOC: I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

Drawn and quarted? Hanged? Flogged? Shot? Chinese pebble torture? Forced to live with Jedi? Forced to live with Itala?

Ack damn...just not evil enough....


*keeps thinking*

:evil:
Anbira Hicchoru
Apr 14th, 2001, 03:41:32 PM
Bring out the Gimp!
Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 03:48:08 PM
:lol:
Lady DeVille
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:00:32 PM
ooc: O_O Chinese pebble tourture?! NOOOOOOOooooo!
Nathan W3st
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:36:13 PM
OOC: I think living with Itala is pretty damned evil.
DarthDarkCloak
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:41:09 PM
OOC: Yes send her To TMC............
Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:46:09 PM
OOC: oooo... OUCH!
Lord Psychic
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:48:24 PM
OOC:

*Wonders why he can say Itala w/o it being censored.*
Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:59:46 PM
OOC: :eek: WTF?! *runs to control center*
Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 05:12:53 PM
testing... one, two, three... testing... Itala... Marzullo... Itala Marzullo...

damn, it won't work... what the -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- is wrong with ezboard?!
Lord Psychic
Apr 14th, 2001, 05:17:05 PM
AAAAHH!

Death to ezboard!

*Takes out saber and begins destroying ezboard.*
Pierce Tondry
Apr 14th, 2001, 05:18:29 PM
*Gasp.* There's something WRONG with EZBoard? What a big surprise!

LV: I know what the problem is. You see, EZBoard is wrong with EZBoard. That clears up so much, doesn't it? :)
Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 05:46:39 PM
thank you Tondry... guess I missed that small detail :)
Live Wire
Apr 14th, 2001, 05:54:06 PM
oh the profanity in this thread!!!!! >_<

I wouldnt inflict living with soda boy on my worst enemy....well okay maybe my worst enemy.
Jedah Lynch
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:05:11 PM
Get her to eat a dozen bowels of root stew back to back...nah

Get her to shave Chewbacca...oh wait he's dead,good....get her to make him into a nice rug then....nah.

Get her to pick the ticks off Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta and bathe Shenraun for a month...no...

Get her to explain the X-Men continuity from the comic books without destroying all sense of logic....no....

Get her to pay the bar bills of all the known bars in the universe...no

Have her watch all known Care Bear, Barney, Magic School Bus and Teletubby episodes back to back.....no

Have her be tickle tortured by Jabba the Hutt...no

Have her be Itals therapist for a month....Good God NO!

Damn....thinking of a punishment other then a bloody and horrible horrible death is sure hard these days.:/
DarthDarkCloak
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:09:32 PM
Send her on a mission, one noone would want to take....
Lady DeVille
Apr 18th, 2001, 08:44:15 AM
<a href=http://pub54.ezboard.com/funderneathcoruscantfrm1.showMessage?topicID=13.to pic>Message sent</a>

ooc: <a href=http://pub37.ezboard.com/fsanisjointfrm1.showMessage?topicID=49.topic>to here...</a>