My outrageous adventures with boobies! (The Aniston Affair)

[Darth Viscera]

Yes, well I visited la la land, and happened upon a press conference of sorts. Well, it soon came to my attention that one Ms. Jennifer Aniston was in attendance, and therefore perhaps the subject of said press conference! I shoved my way to the front, and presented Ms. Aniston with a very humble, very discreet command which I of course phrased most eloquently.

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Well much to my chagrin, she seemed to stifle a laugh, and her husband stared directly at me for nearly four seconds with a bit of a restrained smiley grin thing. Thwarted, I returned home to my beloved burned-down Taco Bell and my arch nemesis, the college filled with bad grades and mean, rush-rushy people. This I say:

You may have won this round, Jennifer Aniston, but soon all boobies shall be mine to glimpse upon at will!

[Live Wire]

amazing how quickly this all got out of hand

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Shocked... That she didnt show you her boobies. Shes shows her legs plenty of times. :) Good thing I'm a legs man.

[Sanis Prent]

Hey! I have a hat!

[Darth Viscera]

Damn right you do! No doubt stolen from Snatch. I can't blame you though-it's a nice hat.

Oh yes, and stop staring at me!

[Lady DeVille]

*stares at him* Why don't YOU show US your boobies?

:lol: Why does it always have to be the girl taking her top off? Why not the guy dropping his pants?

Of course, that is considered lewd, while WOMEN being topless is "art."

I'm an artist! *walks around topless*

[Darth Viscera]

Because women are pretty. Men are not pretty! The male figure is brusque and hairy and whatnot. That's why you don't see penises flapping around at Mardi Gras too often. Besides, boobies aren't reproductive organs. And men go around with bare chests, too, which would be the same if it were restricted as boobs are.

[Lady DeVille]

And we are SO glad that there aren't penis' flopping around at Marti Gras. Believe me, we are.

Nah, women are SEXY and SEX OBJECTS. Of course, as the man's play thing, we should be topless all the time, to titilate the male libido to the point where men DO walk around pantless.

That was sarcasm, in case you missed it. ;)

[Darth Viscera]

Women are sexy, but not sex objects. Those are an entirely different issue.


Of course, as the man's play thing, we should be topless all the time, to titilate the male libido to the point where men DO walk around pantless.

Fact disagrees with you in the case of Micronesia. Women walk around topless 24/7 there. The breast being made into a form of erotica is, IMO, the result of them being made into "forbidden fruit", so to speak. Serves us right for living on such a cold planet.

[Lady DeVille]

:lol: point

[Darth Viscera]

And on a related issue, if Chandler Bing has really and truly run away from Monica Geller (the day before their wedding..OMG what is wrong with him?), then I SOOOO want to kick his ass!

[Live Wire]

what men see in two bloobs of fat I'll never understand

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

When I check out a girl, this is what I look at

1.) A Kind face
2.) Legs
3.) beautiful hair
4.) Boobies

[Darth Viscera]

That's 4 passes! She's bound to realize that you're looking at her! I, on the other hand, am far more discrete!
*hides in the bushes with a Sony Digital 8 and an extension microphone extending 6 meters out to passersby*

[Lady Vader]

Oh yeah, Visc, that's really discrete. :rolleyes:

[MPhage]

::Drops his pants AND shows his boobies.

The human body is a beautiful thing.

*FLEX*

[Lady Vader]

O_O

>_<

I think I'm blind.

X_X

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

thats it... I'm grossed out

**leaves thread**

[Live Wire]

thats just horrible! no one should be subjected to such a horrible mind numbing, gut wrenching, eye popping experience!

[MPhage]

Ohhhhh....


Feisty... care to test the merchandise?

[Darth Viscera]

:x
Throw a brick at it, see if it dents!

[Lady Vader]

*Closes eyes and throws a brick at it.*

*Cracks an eye open.*

Did it dent?

[MPhage]

O_<

Arg! Me jewels!

::Falls to ground in pain::

[Darth Viscera]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now THAT was funny. Do it again!

[Lady Vader]

*Tosses DV a brick.*

Why don't you have a crack at it? :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Sorry, only women can legally wound male sexual organs. It's in the book.

[Lady Vader]

Ok... will an entire brick building do? :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Only one way to find out, isn't there?

[MPhage]

::Yanks up his pants and runs/limps away::

You have not seen the last of me! Literally!

I'll be back!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Pulls out a bat** Nothing wrong in bashing another guy's knee caps though

[Jehova Eaven]

Or breaking their face.

[Lady Vader]

Damn, he ran away... And I was so hoping to use this nice big brick building I found.

*Brings in HUGE brick building using the Force, levitating it above the ground. With nothing else to do, and nowhere really to put it, she lets it drop right where it hovers, being sure not to squash anyone.*

Oh well, at least it's here for later use. :evil:

[Live Wire]

*skips around the building*

ding dong the witch is dead! the witch is dead! the witch is dead! ding dong the wicked witch is dead!!!

*looks up*

oh wait you didnt drop it on anyone.


damn!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Drops a monopoly house on LV**

Now to steal your ruby panties!

**thinks that DV is a bad influence**

[Lady Vader]

Whoever said i was wearing ruby panties? Whoever said i was wearing oanties tp begin with?? ;)

[Darth Viscera]

Silly Dyzm. Females don't wear panties anymore-even lesbians. Only guys wear panties now.

Not me though. Boxer shorts here...although they are rather loose :) *winks at the ladies*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

maybe in ya state, but up here in Washington, they still do. To cold to go around with nothing...

[Jehova Eaven]

They wear thongs down in Miami.

[MPhage]

Must... resist... urge... to...


Can't... break... into...

Must... not...

THONG THONG, THONG THONG THONG, THONG!

[Lady Vader]

*Eyes Mphage and hefts brick.* :evil:

[MPhage]

O_< Arg! Me' Spares!

::Falls to ground in pain::

[Lady Vader]

:lol: !!!!!

I hadn't even thrown the brick yet!! Is this some sort of anticipation of the inevitable?? :lol: :lol:

[MPhage]

::Is busy scooting away::

Eh? Oh.. um, yeah. That's it. Just inevitable...

::Takes off running::

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!!

[Lady Vader]

O_o

*Blinks*

Odd lil man... ::lol: