A green Jedi sneaks inside...

[Master Yoghurt]

::A little green Jedi carrying a fake ID card, a carnival Darth Maul mask and a plastic doubleblader walks quitetly inside the Sith Order Headquarters..::

Hehe.. no one will suspect anything..

My oh my.. so this is where your hiding. ;)

Wazzzzzzzuppp? :)

[Gav Mortis]

*Suddemly, the little green Jedi bumps into a larger figure, but when he looks at him discovers he is about his height. Gav astonished to see Darth Maul as he is clad in the latest Yoghurt costume, making his way towards GJO whilst crawling on his knees*

Who the hell are you...err...hmmm?

*Thinks "Those fools at GJO will have no idea whats hit them...bwuahah hahahaha!!!!"*

[Master Yoghurt]

*Astonished to see his long lost twin brother, the little green Jedi disguised as the fearsome Darth Maul whispers to Gav..*

Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? *laughs* Shhh bro.. dont tell anyone, it is me.. Yog. But say, how have you grown so large.. last time I saw you, you were eating Coruscant diet pasta and Corellian crackers?

[Ashley Selena]

:: covers her mouth in an attempt to not burst out laughing but she let's a small snicker out and Yog and Gav hear her ::

[Fox609]

*Walks up to Yog & takes his DM mask* HA ah ha ah ha ha ha.. Oh.. that was.. classic.... *Walks away*

[Gav Mortis]

*Slightly bewildered, Gav leans closer to Yog and whispers*

Not to worry, tis I, Gav, not your brother I'm afraid...shhhh...don't tell anyone at GJO and I promise not to reveal your identity, deal?

By the way, I'm rather fond of Coruscant Diet Pasta however don't you think those Correlian Crackers are a bit too dry?

[Master Yoghurt]

Mine, mine!

*In a blur of motion calls the mask to his hands with the Force, and quickly places it over his green wrinkly face, hoping no one saw...*

Yog: You dont remember who I really am
Fox: I dont remember who you really are
Yog: Move along
Fox: Move along

Deal. Now, those crackers dryer than the sands of Tatooine are!

*Figures that he must come up with a plan to trick Gav.. "Oh look at that gorgeous Sith Lady..".. as Gav turns to see Ashley, Yog discretely places a tablet of sleeping agent inside a bottle of water and shakes it lightly*

A long walk to GJO it is. Here, take this bottle. Drink when you tired you and rest need. Very refreshing it is! :)

*Thinks "He wont get far.. ahahahaha!"*

[Ashley Selena]

:rolleyes:

*thinks: This is sooooo odd....*

[Gav Mortis]

*Gav looks at the water, hesitates, then speaks*

Sorry, I'm afraid I can't accept this water, my mum always said "Never talk to strangers and never accept any gifts from a Jedi!"

And my father always said:

*Delves deep into his Yoghurt replica bag thingy*

"Water...pah...a mans drink is a good, cold Bud, want one?"

*Gav offers a bottle of ice cold beer to Yog*

[Banestone]

lol! :D

[Tsuin Sha Sole]

:: enters dressed like Jar-Jar Binks in hope of getting into the TGC ::

[Lordess Amber]

HEY UMM whats your name up there with sailor Mercury UR sig rules hehe but i still like sailor jupiter the best !!!

[Live Wire]

LMAOROTFL!!!!!!!!!


I always knew gav and yog were wierd but this is hilarious!!!!!!!

[Lady Vader]

*the purple Sith watches the green Jedi, with the DM mask*

AHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I love this!!!!

*LV wipes a tear from her eye, attempting to stop laughing*

*she fails miserably*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

*LV falls over laughing*

:D :D :D

[Keticus Limelight]

:: he walked in after yog who was dressed in the DM costume.
he himself was dressed in a Darth Siddious costume he got from the mall earlier. He tapped Yog/DM on the shoulder::

hello,my young apprentice

:: he chuckled and thought "now this is gonna be fun"::

[Lady Vader]

*covers mouth and starts snickering and giggling loudly*

:lol:

[Darth Turbogeek]

A lone Jedi sneaks in, disguised as Dark Helmet comes in

"Hmmm, they cant identify me in this costume!! Hey, if they do, I'll use the Schwartz!"

[Banestone]

Fool! My Schwartz is bigger than yours, you could never win! And besides, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb! :D

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Walks in dressed in an ET Costume. *Snickers* Dooo youu hev a phooonnnee? ET PHONE HOME! *Stretches out his finger*

[Live Wire]

looks like the visitors center turned into a freaking costume party. Arent all you jedi a little early for halloween???

[Banestone]

No, they're just naturally this ugly. Never fear, I won't let them come too close to you... :evil:

[Live Wire]

Thanks banestone! *winks*

LMAO

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Stretches out finger at sith. PPPPPPHHHHHOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEE HHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!::

[Lady Vader]

*stretches out finger*

WHOOPS!! wrong finger!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Live Wire]

LMAO!!!!!

oh thats cold lv!

[Lady Vader]

no... this is cold...

*hands LW a frozen fish*

:lol:

[Frederf220]

Is live wire Jane?

Anyway, I'd thought I'd crash the TSO board, being the Gray Side Ambassador, I feel no evil, or good.

[Live Wire]

if you mean jane holly no I am not her. That is my apprentice Lady DeVille.