I bring a message of good tidings..

[Jedah Lynch]

It is as follows...

*Unwraps scroll*

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow......

............

*Looks at the scroll*

............

I'm going to kill someone for this......

*Sits in chair with hand on chin*

Bloody useless staff...cant keep even one file right!

Blah!

Bah humbug even...

*mutters*

[Nupraptor]

MEOW MIX! BOOYAH!

[Live Wire]

JEDAH!!!!!

*runs over and gives him a big hug*

Oh yeah and what the hell kinda message was that? lol!

[Michael Cline]

Good... Tidings??

Who ever heard of such a thing with the Sith???

::Notices his custom title::

... :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Your staff still uses scrolls? Jeez.

*Ships him a pack of paper and a datapad*

[Darth Renegade]

I want chicken, I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver

[Live Wire]

*falls over laughing*


You guys are all crazy!

[Jedah Lynch]

Well I did buy them at a nickel store...they only come with scrolls there...sometimes soiled.

Blah.

If you want the good staff you need to go to Slaves R'Us.

Ah well.

Heya LW, how are things?:)

*looks at Datapad*

Whoa.....theres porno on this!

[Darth Viscera]

Really? What kind of porno?

*Walks up to the datapad, then turns his head away in horror*

Oh my! LW! That is just....ugggh.

[Jedah Lynch]

But you got to admit its rather athletic....

*Turns head sideways to look at it*

[Live Wire]

O_O


What?!?!?!

*grabs the data pad*


What thats not porno. Someone taped me working out in the training grounds and digitially removed my clothes. If I find the bastard that did this he's a dead man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*glares at DV*

You wouldn't happen to know anything about this now would you?????

[Darth Viscera]

*Starts whistling a tune, then looks up at the ceiling, and starts to walk away*

[Live Wire]

*uses the force to immobilized DV*


You and me are gonna have a little talk!


*pulls DV away by his ear*

[Jedah Lynch]

In mocking tone "Ooooooooooooh someones in trouble..."

*A grin comes to his face*

I gotta go watch this.

Heh.

*Follows after the two to watch DV get his ear chewed off*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Watches silently...**

Well, as Head of Secret Services...*cough* I better go check on my equipment...

**slowly walks out of the room. Reaching the hallway Dyzm starts running top speed toward the gym to take down the Survalince equipment that DV had talked him into putting up. Thinks somemore Also better take down the ones DV just had installed in the womens showers **

[Darth Rane]

...

*Considers the quickest way of destroying his personal copies of the tapes*

[Live Wire]

*tosses DV out a 9th story window*


Ahh thats how you do it. Toss first, ask questions later.

[Darth Viscera]

It wasn't my fault! LV and I had discussed it, and were planning on making a softcore pornography holovid entitled Where the women sweat: The Sith edition. It was her idea.

[Live Wire]

LV would do no such thing.


*walks in on dyzm hiding evidence*


AH HA! You're in on it too huh???


Thats it there's gonna be hell to pay for this!

[Darth Viscera]

pmph. what has the world come to?

[Live Wire]

Thats it. Im gonna have to find someone I trust to be in charge of security around here.

[Jedah Lynch]

And they thought I had bad staff....

Psst Dyzm.....how much for a copy....

[Darth Viscera]

You do have a bad staff, my name isn't Dyzm, and that'll be 10 credits.

[Jedah Lynch]

That isnt the point man!

Your not Dyzm?

Then how come your wearing his pink shirt!

On second thought I rather not know....

*Pays the credits*

[Lady DeVille]

*blinks* er...I'm not sure I know what's going on here... Then again --

*Runs to go check her 'fresher for cameras*

[Live Wire]

Thats it Im getting rid of the entire security staff!

Im sweeping this place for cameras and I'm worth a hell of a lot more then 10 credits damn it!

[Darth Viscera]

Fine. 500 credits. It's just more money for me :) *Snatches the datapad back from Lynch*

[Live Wire]

lol!!! Thats better!

[Nupraptor]

*transfers 500 credits to Viscera's private account* :D

[Live Wire]

*wonders why nup would pay to get something he could see if he just asked nicely*

[Darth Viscera]

Does that apply to all of us, or just Nup?

[Live Wire]

Just Nup.

[Jedah Lynch]

Damn.

*Scans Vis's copy with a small device, looks around and quickly leaves*

[Live Wire]

sheesh! Men

[Darth Viscera]

lol! well I'm glad I've finally been categorized. Soda boy was saying that I was a swine :(

[Nupraptor]

:D

[Darth Viscera]

oh, be quite assman! :p

[Liam Jinn]

*walks in wearing a disguise and pays Vis 500 credits and walks away whistling looking at his datapad*

[Darth Viscera]

Another satisfied customer!

*Gives LW 50%, and uses his share to invest and buy booze*

[Live Wire]

oh well at least Im getting a cut of the proffits

[Darth Viscera]

You know what would bring in a lot more profit?

[Live Wire]

Im afraid to ask

[Darth Viscera]

The stock market! Have you any reservations about investing nude?

[Live Wire]

that makes absolutely no sense

[Darth Viscera]

You're right there. I should quit typing just to see myself type. Woah! that panda just exploded!

qoSraj botIvjaj! nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'?

Uhhhh, I'm bored, lol. *Checks to see if any plastic models need breaking and then reassembling*

[Live Wire]

therapy does wonders dude you should try it

[Pierce Tondry]

After looking at this, for some reason, I feel very... safe... being an Intelligence agent. Safe... sane... out of the porno loop, but safe and sane, at least...

[Darth Viscera]

Okay, I'm regular again. Well, DV standard I guess. And what's wrong with being in the porn loop? If anything, I'd consider that a plus. Well, to an extent, I suppose.