Darth Viscera
May 21st, 2001, 04:58:51 AM
Here are some pictures of my two cats, Ares and Hermes.
Ares is the fat, grey tabby, and he doesn't take any -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- from anyone. He refuses to venture outside, and he's very set in his ways.
Hermes is the thin cat. He's 3 years old by now, yet he does not grow any bigger, because he received a dose of flea medicine designed for 30lb. dogs when he was just 4 months old. He's very playful, and seems to be almost suspended at 4 months old in his actions, in addition to his appearance. He goes outside and walks around and hides whenever he's lucky enough to find the door open.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_1.jpg>Go away. Can't you see that I'm sitting?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_2.jpg>I'm not going to give you the pleasure of photographing my face again.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_3.jpg>Well, maybe once more.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_4.jpg>*Backs away slowly....*
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_5.jpg>Oh god....are you still here?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_6.jpg>Well don't expect me to pay anymore attention to you. I have things to do.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_laser_7.jpg>Holy crap! A laser! Quick, someone get a bottle...I think I've got it this time....
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_laser_8.jpg>Damn, this may be harder than I first suspected.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_9.jpg>All this sitting has left me quite fatigued. I do believe I shall retire for the morning.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_1.jpg>Can I be a stripper when I grow up?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_2.jpg>What is that? A camera?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_3.jpg>My God! This smells like a carpet!
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_4.jpg>I'm just going to go smell that wall over there.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_5.jpg>What's that noise?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_6.jpg>I think it's coming from the laundry room...
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_7.jpg>You wait here...I'm going to go check it out.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/scratchy_1.jpg>Scratching...must scratch...Well don't just stand there! Get me a claritin!
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/under_covers_1.jpg>This is Hermes, btw. I'm taking a nap, and I have not yet mastered the art of using a blanket.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/under_vcr_1.jpg>It's nice and cozy here, under the VCR.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/under_vcr_2.jpg>What was that?
Ares is the fat, grey tabby, and he doesn't take any -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- from anyone. He refuses to venture outside, and he's very set in his ways.
Hermes is the thin cat. He's 3 years old by now, yet he does not grow any bigger, because he received a dose of flea medicine designed for 30lb. dogs when he was just 4 months old. He's very playful, and seems to be almost suspended at 4 months old in his actions, in addition to his appearance. He goes outside and walks around and hides whenever he's lucky enough to find the door open.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_1.jpg>Go away. Can't you see that I'm sitting?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_2.jpg>I'm not going to give you the pleasure of photographing my face again.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_3.jpg>Well, maybe once more.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_4.jpg>*Backs away slowly....*
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_5.jpg>Oh god....are you still here?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_6.jpg>Well don't expect me to pay anymore attention to you. I have things to do.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_laser_7.jpg>Holy crap! A laser! Quick, someone get a bottle...I think I've got it this time....
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_laser_8.jpg>Damn, this may be harder than I first suspected.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/ares_9.jpg>All this sitting has left me quite fatigued. I do believe I shall retire for the morning.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_1.jpg>Can I be a stripper when I grow up?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_2.jpg>What is that? A camera?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_3.jpg>My God! This smells like a carpet!
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_4.jpg>I'm just going to go smell that wall over there.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_5.jpg>What's that noise?
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_6.jpg>I think it's coming from the laundry room...
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/hermes_lamp_7.jpg>You wait here...I'm going to go check it out.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/scratchy_1.jpg>Scratching...must scratch...Well don't just stand there! Get me a claritin!
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/under_covers_1.jpg>This is Hermes, btw. I'm taking a nap, and I have not yet mastered the art of using a blanket.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/under_vcr_1.jpg>It's nice and cozy here, under the VCR.
<img src=http://www16.brinkster.com/wlabiche/catpics/under_vcr_2.jpg>What was that?