Just paying a visit

[Mortaniuss]

:)

It's been a while since I've been here. Anything up?

[Darth Viscera]

not really.

*A tumbleweed blows past. Halfway through its voyage, however, it collapses out of neglect, as if to say 'Ah, screw it'*

Huh, well that's something you don't see every day.

[Mortaniuss]

ô_o

(points to tumbleweed)

That's not a member of TSO, is it?

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; Checks the members list. ;;

Hm... Yeah. Darth Tumbleweed. I guess he's dead now.

;; Kicks the ash pile into the wind. ;;

Yeah... dead. Hm... damn.

;; Scratches Dart Tumbleweed off the list. ;;

[Malice Draclau]

*Hullo*

Rolls past the group in the same direction of the tumbleweed only to collaps like it had done. He now lay there lifeless.

[DarthNuriko]

::eats tumbleweed and skitters off::

[Lady DeVille]

*drops through the ceiling and pounces on Darth Viscera* BOO YAH!

I feel....ALIVE!

[Darth Viscera]

*Gets an idea*

I feel alive too! May I partake of a look at your rack?

Hmmm, perhaps I should have concealed that better.

[Lady Vader]

*Tsk tsk*

Sublty isn't a strong point of yours, is it Vis? :lol:

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

@_@

okay ...

:: makes new tumbleweed ::

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@

Darthy the Tumbleweed

[Darth Viscera]

Nope :(

Why can't all you hot female types make it easy on us by taking pictures of yourselves nude and making them readily available to us at a predetermined server, thus alleviating the need for my candid inquiries regarding the exposure of all those fine boobies? Pulleeeessse? I'd owe you all one.

[Lady Vader]

O_O

-_-

Well, this is all your getting from me...

(.)(.)

:p :lol:

(Suddenly, this thread turns into porn :lol: )

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

@+@

[Darth Viscera]

Boobies! yay, thankies much. I am mucho content now.

[Malice Draclau]

Still lays there lifeless. His body soon turns into a cactus plant.

[Darth Viscera]

*plays with the boobies*
This is the best present ever!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

how does one turn into a cactus plant? O_o

[Lady Vader]

How does one play with boobies made of parenthases and periods? O_o

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:: Pictures Visc gropping the monitor ::

:x

[Darth Viscera]

wtf? I'm just kidding, jeez. Stop taking me so damn serious.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Was kidding too :|

[DarthNuriko]

::sneaks back in and eats Darthy the Tumbleweed:: ^__^ *chew chew*

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Stop doing that, I can only pop so many out! :p

[Darth Viscera]

oh, my bad.

*Names the breasts*

[Malice Draclau]

The cactus shoots out a needle sharp thorn at Dale..... hitting her in the butt.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:: pulls out the needle ::

:|

Okay .... this is too weird

[Lady Vader]

*Dies of laughter with the mental image of Visc attempting to grope the monitor.* :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey! Don't look at me! Dale was the one that planted the image into my brain! :lol:

Oh yeah... so, Visc, what ya name em? :lol:

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Left and Right :)

[Darth Viscera]

I named them Busty and Hooter, in that order.

*Gets a mental image of LV getting a mental image of him groping the monitor.*

No, that's not how you grope a breast! Here, let me show you...:p

[DarthNuriko]

::eats the cactus:: ^__^

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

you realize you have lots of needles sticking outta your face now Nuri right?

[Lady Vader]

Excuse you, Visc... where do you think you were going to put those hands? O_o

[Darth Viscera]

On Busty and Hooter? oh shizzle, you people are quite lacking in fun.

[Lady Vader]

:lol: !!!

Those names just crack me up!!! :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

*covers Busty and Hooter so they can't see LV's post*
They're very sensitive!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

I guess DV needs to console them more :)

[Darth Viscera]

Eesh! This is because I called you a lesbian, isn't it?

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Um... no.

But since you said that... I know I won't be coming here anymore.

[Darth Viscera]

Oh, don't say that! I'm just talking out of my ass. My bad, I'm sorry, please don't go!

[Lady Vader]

Bad Visc! *scolds him*

Wait... hold up... Busty and Hooter don't have eyes!

[Darth Viscera]

breasts don't need eyes to see, silly :p

[Lady Vader]

O_o

Ok, now you're starting to worry me, Visc... :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Okay then...Busty and Hooter were wearing sunglasses! ha!

[Lady Vader]

O_O

Ok, now how does THAT one work?! Those must be some hefty sunglasses!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

They're the best sunglasses ever! They're really big, like in the 1970's, and every time you take them off you get to see boobs! Yay! Like this!

picture of busty and hooter w/identifying letters (nipples blurred out) (http://members.home.net/wlabiche/Images/BH.jpg)

(nipples blurred out to comply with the policies of the food & drug administration, which hates nipples)

Finally, they are alive! Alive!!

[Lady DeVille]

OMG! DV!

:lol:

[Darth Viscera]

idea #1087-a (with LD's help {thank you! :) best friend EVER})

Primary objective: See LV's boobs
Secondary objective: escape alive
Tertiary objective: Take snapshot of boobs using ACME 35mm Camera
__________


*Gets out a hose and turns it on LV, sending her flying into the wall in very wet clothes*

Oh, my bad! Accidents can happen, you know! Hear now, let me help you out of those wet clothes, deary!

[Lady DeVille]

O_o *runs and hides, awaiting her moment...one that has nothing to do with boobs or this thread* :D

[Darth Viscera]

(hides in the same place as LD, and waits for his moment, when he has a picture of LV's boobs which he can look at at will)

[Lady DeVille]

*pushes DV out of her hidey hole*




Um...pay no attention to how bad that sounds.

[Jehova Eaven]

Did someone mention boobs? ::p ops out of a hole in the ground::

[Lady Vader]

DV! I don't wear clothes, remember? Just this latex-paint-thinner-proof-catsuit. So getting wet just means I have to go dry my hair. :p

*Takes out hair dryer*

[Darth Viscera]

Aha! Is the catsuit flammable?

[Lady Vader]

*Gives him an incredulous look.*

No, of course it's not! I made sure it was flammable proof, water proof, paint thinner proof, lightning proof, and man proof. :p

[Live Wire]

lol! This takes disturbing to a whole new level

[Darth Viscera]

Blast, foiled again! Well come now...let us celebrate your new victory against my booblust. Come, let me help you out of that horridly wet latex suit and into something less tight-fitting!

[Lady Vader]

I totally agree, LW! :lol:

And, no thanks DV, I'm a big girl. I can handle changing on my own. :p :rolleyes:

[Darth Viscera]

I am merely trying to be a gentleman!

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

[Morgan Evanar]

I already layed down the law, and its not my place to do it here.

[Morgan Evanar]

fuksldjfoiw

[Darth Viscera]

That's right. It would actually have a negative impact on my decision to stay away from those comments in general.

[Lady Vader]

So... that would mean... ?

[Live Wire]

Im confused now

[Darth Viscera]

It was a comment to Morgan. I'm rather peeved that he feels the need to chase me around with his morals, and believes that he has any control over what I say. I've stopped with those types of comments on my own terms, not his.

[Live Wire]

oh...okay....I think.....


*scratches head and walks away still confused*

[Lady Vader]

*Looks at the ceiling, talking to the rafters.*

I don't get it...?