Holy Moly!

[Darth Pyrone]

What? What is this? Huh? This confuses me, why are we trusting this guy with our weapons? Ree, ree, ree, ree. Oh, now I have to come back out of reality and see that nobody cares. Well, if that is the case: I want you to make a bar that looks like a stick of wood but is really made of aluminum. But make it smell like steel, but it must feel like a candle. With it I think I will use it to hit things.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Hands Him a Bat with a Nail**

This Prototype is a Advancement on what you wanted, if you notice, it smells like Dead Fish and Feals Like a Tube of Novicane

[Darth Pyrone]

Bastard! I wanted authentic kryptonite!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Hands him a bucket of kryptonitmosh. kryptonite in its liquid form.

[Darth Pyrone]

And what, may I ask, do I do with this? Dip my weapon into it?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Well It aint there to drink

[Darth Pyrone]

I will drink it anyway. Har! Har! Har! Aug! Gak!... Wait a minute... kryptonite does not have a liquid form! This is just turpentine and melted crayons!

[GuardPiett]

Blast! He noticed!