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Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 05:39:59 PM
::Several pair of Dyzm's custom tailored pants lay heaped on the floor as a couple of Homeless guys tear through his closet. One of them is trying on more of Dyzm's pants::
Hey Dan... do these one's make my butt look big?

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 05:41:57 PM
Yur buttses alwaz bieg biel.

::Trys on some shoes and boots of Dyzm's. Hey Biel lookz here...these shoes remind me of ol billy jake::

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 05:46:29 PM
You damn whino I'm Billy jake remember? You've been drinking again, so where'd you hide the booze!? I thought we were friends, I share my booze with you!

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 05:50:59 PM
no yur billy jack stuped...I hevant deen brinkin yu hik...yu nevur shered booze weth me...aull smak yu fer seying that...

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 05:55:10 PM
you smack me!? you can't even stand straight ya bastard. Now shut up and get that shirt over there... it looks pretty.

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:01:51 PM
U gey er sumthin biel...seyin its purty...i gotta tek a pee biel...got anythun fer may to use?

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:05:31 PM
::Hands Dan one of Dyzm's shoes::
here use this.

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:08:52 PM
::takes shoe and pees in it::

aah thatses bettur....*pulls out whiskey bottle*...gulp gulp gulp...now where did yu puet ma new shues biel?

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:08:59 PM
**Walks In**

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SON OF BITCHES

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:10:28 PM
*Throws whiskey bottle at Dyzm*

hay dunt call mey thaet....yu ken have sum of tha shues en pantses too

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:11:49 PM
But I want that pretty shirt. And that don't make me gay Dan!

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:14:22 PM
*Looks at what Dyzms wearing*

hay laet ma see that jawket

*takes Dyzm's jacket and tries it on*

hay biel due i loek riech naow

Live Wire
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:16:42 PM
*walks in after having locked down all of the other rooms of the palace*

All right who wants to be the first to get fried!!!

*her hands crackle with electricity as she force throws the homless up against the walls pinning them there*

Gav Mortis
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:17:41 PM
*Gav walks in and stands alonside Dyzm*

Aaaaaawwwww man!!! I'm also dying for a pee and here you are usin Dyzm's footwear....

....wait a minute....

...what an excellent idea!!!

*Gav trips Dyzm up and robs one of his boots and commences to pee in it*

Aaaahhhhhh! I sooo needed that! Sorry but the blokes toilet's were locked!

*After filling the boot to the brim, Gav kindly puts it back on Dyzm's bare foot*

SQUELSH...SLOSH!!!

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:21:13 PM
Hey biel haw much beir u hawd tuday....i feil lawk im on the wawll...

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:21:24 PM
**Stares at Gav. Dyzm then Takes off his Boot and drops into the dishwasher**

First of all...

**Force Throws Gav down the hall**

Second...

**Force throws the 2 homeless guys out the window**

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:23:18 PM
I don't know about what you fill Dan but I fell like I'm falling.

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:23:37 PM
*Crawls back in and grabs the whiskey bottle on the floor*

chug chug chug

Hay yu shouldent bay pushin peapul oaut wendos...

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:26:11 PM
::Crawls in too::
Hey Dan don't hog the booze damn it!

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:26:36 PM
**Throws Both of them back out the window... tossing them 3 storys down**

Have a Nice Trip!!!

**Closes and locks the shutters, turns on his own rooms personal force shield, and pulls out his Bloodsword, ready to kill them**

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:29:34 PM
*falls and hits some bushes*

aww biel heay thru us oaut the windaw....

*walks back into palace and goes to dining area searching for more booze*

Homeless Bill
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:31:19 PM
::Lands on his gut and is unharmed::
Damn Dan lets go get some more beer.
::Follows Dan::

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:33:51 PM
*walks into dining area while some TSO members are eating*

*takes a piece of chicken off someone's plate*

hay biel geat sum grub here...thay have fancy foodses here

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:38:23 PM
**Walks Down and Finds the 2 Homeless Guys**

I just thought of something... How bout I give you transportation and Money to by booze at Shimi's Dinner On Naboo? They Would Give you Booze.

Each of ya can get 50 bucks. So How about it?

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:45:20 PM
*whispers to bill*

hay biel he thinks were stuped

*talks to dyzm*

hay yu thienk yur smawrt er sumthin...we boeth noe that yu have moare than fiftay bucks....heck biel and i wud get payed at lest thurty dollawrs to leave frum sumwher else...and thats awlot moare than fiftay...but weare stayin heres anyeway....we liake yu guys

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:48:49 PM
You Can choose to go or can be Hung up by your toes, gutted, and tossed in the trash.

And I will give you 60 Dollars... EACH

Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 06:54:29 PM
nawh why yu hafta be so meawn ta me and biel...weawll be yur friands

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 07:28:10 PM
I'll Take you there Myself. You can have The Best Booze In the World. I have it on my ship.

Just Go here Dudes.

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Homeless Dan
Nov 25th, 2000, 07:48:44 PM
Nah we liake yu guys.

Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 25th, 2000, 08:11:23 PM
But I'm Saying That I'll Go with ya. Its a free 60 bucks, each. And You can have All the Booze that you want. Then You Can Come Back Here

Homeless Bill
Nov 26th, 2000, 10:20:22 AM
::whispers to dan::
It's 60 bucks each Dan. Plus free booze, PLUS we get to come back when we're done there.

Homeless Dan
Nov 26th, 2000, 11:09:51 AM
Alrieght weall tiake it...but theare bettear be whaut yu said theur wuld be...