::in Dyzm's room::

[Homeless Bill]

::Several pair of Dyzm's custom tailored pants lay heaped on the floor as a couple of Homeless guys tear through his closet. One of them is trying on more of Dyzm's pants::
Hey Dan... do these one's make my butt look big?

[Homeless Dan]

Yur buttses alwaz bieg biel.

::Trys on some shoes and boots of Dyzm's. Hey Biel lookz here...these shoes remind me of ol billy jake::

[Homeless Bill]

You damn whino I'm Billy jake remember? You've been drinking again, so where'd you hide the booze!? I thought we were friends, I share my booze with you!

[Homeless Dan]

no yur billy jack stuped...I hevant deen brinkin yu hik...yu nevur shered booze weth me...aull smak yu fer seying that...

[Homeless Bill]

you smack me!? you can't even stand straight ya bastard. Now shut up and get that shirt over there... it looks pretty.

[Homeless Dan]

U gey er sumthin biel...seyin its purty...i gotta tek a pee biel...got anythun fer may to use?

[Homeless Bill]

::Hands Dan one of Dyzm's shoes::
here use this.

[Homeless Dan]

::takes shoe and pees in it::

aah thatses bettur....*pulls out whiskey bottle*...gulp gulp gulp...now where did yu puet ma new shues biel?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Walks In**

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SON OF BITCHES

[Homeless Dan]

*Throws whiskey bottle at Dyzm*

hay dunt call mey thaet....yu ken have sum of tha shues en pantses too

[Homeless Bill]

But I want that pretty shirt. And that don't make me gay Dan!

[Homeless Dan]

*Looks at what Dyzms wearing*

hay laet ma see that jawket

*takes Dyzm's jacket and tries it on*

hay biel due i loek riech naow

[Live Wire]

*walks in after having locked down all of the other rooms of the palace*

All right who wants to be the first to get fried!!!

*her hands crackle with electricity as she force throws the homless up against the walls pinning them there*

[Gav Mortis]

*Gav walks in and stands alonside Dyzm*

Aaaaaawwwww man!!! I'm also dying for a pee and here you are usin Dyzm's footwear....

....wait a minute....

...what an excellent idea!!!

*Gav trips Dyzm up and robs one of his boots and commences to pee in it*

Aaaahhhhhh! I sooo needed that! Sorry but the blokes toilet's were locked!

*After filling the boot to the brim, Gav kindly puts it back on Dyzm's bare foot*

SQUELSH...SLOSH!!!

[Homeless Dan]

Hey biel haw much beir u hawd tuday....i feil lawk im on the wawll...

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Stares at Gav. Dyzm then Takes off his Boot and drops into the dishwasher**

First of all...

**Force Throws Gav down the hall**

Second...

**Force throws the 2 homeless guys out the window**

[Homeless Bill]

I don't know about what you fill Dan but I fell like I'm falling.

[Homeless Dan]

*Crawls back in and grabs the whiskey bottle on the floor*

chug chug chug

Hay yu shouldent bay pushin peapul oaut wendos...

[Homeless Bill]

::Crawls in too::
Hey Dan don't hog the booze damn it!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Throws Both of them back out the window... tossing them 3 storys down**

Have a Nice Trip!!!

**Closes and locks the shutters, turns on his own rooms personal force shield, and pulls out his Bloodsword, ready to kill them**

[Homeless Dan]

*falls and hits some bushes*

aww biel heay thru us oaut the windaw....

*walks back into palace and goes to dining area searching for more booze*

[Homeless Bill]

::Lands on his gut and is unharmed::
Damn Dan lets go get some more beer.
::Follows Dan::

[Homeless Dan]

*walks into dining area while some TSO members are eating*

*takes a piece of chicken off someone's plate*

hay biel geat sum grub here...thay have fancy foodses here

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Walks Down and Finds the 2 Homeless Guys**

I just thought of something... How bout I give you transportation and Money to by booze at Shimi's Dinner On Naboo? They Would Give you Booze.

Each of ya can get 50 bucks. So How about it?

[Homeless Dan]

*whispers to bill*

hay biel he thinks were stuped

*talks to dyzm*

hay yu thienk yur smawrt er sumthin...we boeth noe that yu have moare than fiftay bucks....heck biel and i wud get payed at lest thurty dollawrs to leave frum sumwher else...and thats awlot moare than fiftay...but weare stayin heres anyeway....we liake yu guys

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You Can choose to go or can be Hung up by your toes, gutted, and tossed in the trash.

And I will give you 60 Dollars... EACH

[Homeless Dan]

nawh why yu hafta be so meawn ta me and biel...weawll be yur friands

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I'll Take you there Myself. You can have The Best Booze In the World. I have it on my ship.

Just Go here Dudes.

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General Ceel LOVES Booze, and Will Share Some with you.

[Homeless Dan]

Nah we liake yu guys.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

But I'm Saying That I'll Go with ya. Its a free 60 bucks, each. And You can have All the Booze that you want. Then You Can Come Back Here

[Homeless Bill]

::whispers to dan::
It's 60 bucks each Dan. Plus free booze, PLUS we get to come back when we're done there.

[Homeless Dan]

Alrieght weall tiake it...but theare bettear be whaut yu said theur wuld be...