Sneaks around...

[The Underpants Gnome]

::Sneaks into some rooms and steals some underpants. Continues to walk around taking their underpants. As a person sees him he jumps up on them and pulls some really stinky underpants out of his pouch. He pulls it around the person's mouth and jumps back down as the person falls to the floor from passing out. He continues to enter more rooms taking underpants::

[Live Wire]

*escorts the underpants gnome to the laundry room*

No remember these are delecates so dont use any starch on them. Make sure you send them twice through the fluff cycle on the dryer and use plenty of fabric softener.

*leaves and locks the door*

[Jedi Rebel X]

:lol:

[The Underpants Gnome]

::NO WORK! MUST FIND MORE UNDERPANTS! The underpants gnome picks the door's lock. He opens his sack and takes all the underpants in the laundry room and runs off::

[Lady DeVille]

*the gnome runs smack into De'Ville as she walks down the hallway -- underpants fly everywhere!*

What the --?!? *she snatches a black thong from the grabbing hands of the Underpants Gnome* This is mine! How did you..? *But the gnome runs off again through the expansive hallways of the Palace*

[Darth Roul]

::p ooby traps all of the doors::

[Live Wire]

*watches the gnome run off*

well I guess the mystery of which guys wear boxers and which wear briefs is over. *hee hee*

*sends a bolt of lightening down the hallway that hits the underpants gnome and knocks him out*

what in the world does he wants everyones underwear for?

[The Underpants Gnome]

::Uses his underpants power to switch Deville's and Roul's underpants, making them fall to the ground from the sudden change of feeling::

[Live Wire]

*raises her eyebrow as Roul and LD look at each other in surprise*

*frys the underpants gnome again*

You little scamp!

*uses the force to talk to LD* "so does Roul wear boxers or briefs? *hee hee*

*uses the force to drag the gnome back to her and LW smacks him around*

As punishment you are going to be the new target practice target!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Dyzm Sees the underpants gnome, and starts singing its song**

Time To go to Work, Work All Night, Search for underpants WEEE! We Wont Stop till we Got Underpants, yum-tum tiddlely de!

[The Underpants Gnome]

OOC: :lol

::Slowly gets up and uses his underpants power to turn Live Wire's underpants inside out while she's wearing them. That must hurt::

[Live Wire]

lol! I guess the underpants gnome isnt as smart as he thought he was. I dont wear underwear! *winks* Or at least I dont when I wear my cat suit. Who wants that annoying panty line.

[Jedi Rebel X]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Live Wire]

*smacks the jedi*

Stop looking at my ass boy!

[The Underpants Gnome]

::HA! UG uses his underpants power to transport some old underwear that hasn't been washed in a long time onto Live Wire. You might want to wash those::

[Live Wire]

*LW dematerializes*

::disembodied voice::

Ahhhh...much better.

[Jedi Rebel X]

Hey I wasn't staring. Stop looking at me. I wasn't.

[The Underpants Gnome]

::Hey that's not fair::

[Liam Jinn]

::Comes out of the shadows...::

OK FINE I WILL ADMIT IT! I WAS STARING......nothin to be ashamed about LW.....hehehehe

[Lady DeVille]

*Stares at Roul, who is trying to avoid her gaze* Boxer briefs, excellent choice, I must say. Although, its bunching in my jumpsuit. *Roul squirms, and appears to be picking his butt* Yeah, thongs take some getting used to. Hey, you never know, you might enjoy it after a while. Mwahaha!

*The underpants gnome tries to escape down another hallway, but De'Ville snatches away his pouch of undies.* Who are you? Where did you --? *The gnome kicks her in the shin and she drops the underpants and hops around on one foot*

[Lady Vader]

*walking down the hallway, LV stops next to LW disembodied voice and looks at the scurying gnome*

boy, am I glad I don't have to worry about underwear... hell, I don't even have to worry about clothes too... laundry?... I don't do laundry... no need for it :lol:

*LV looks at the spot LW is rematerializing in and starts cracking up... LW can't help but start laughing as well at the private lil joke*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh, and btw... what the HELL are these two Jedi doing in the Sith Palace...

*LV starts gesturing with her hands*

shoo! shoo! that's enough staring at ladies asses and undies! go get your own undies!! shoo!!

:lol:

[Lady DeVille]

*winks* Hey, if they're cute they can help me get my underwear back...

[Lady Vader]

*shakes head and giggles at LD's remark*

well, then, forget the Jedi... get that gnome... he's got everyones underpants!

*LV stops shooing the Jedi down the hallway and starts after the gnome*

[Banestone]

Bah! Underpants... who needs 'em! :lol:

OOC:
This is stinking hilarious
/OOC

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Umm...gee...hmm...gah...uhh::

[The Underpants Gnome]

::OOH CAT SUIT! UG uses his underpants power to transport some underwear onto Lady Vader and then steals her cat suit. He then runs off. HAHAHA::

[Lady Vader]

stupid gnome! unless you had paint thinner with ya, this suit ain't coming off... sooo... you haven't just made off with my suit, but me as well :evil:

*LV leaps from the groping gnomes arms and swings around to face him, driving a thong into his mouth*

ah cotton... the fabric of our lives! :lol:

*looks at Rebel X*

you! stop your gahing and uhhing... speak like a normal person!!

[Live Wire]

*LW smiles* Why thanks liam. *hee hee*

*Watches the underpants gnome run away with LV*

I think he is gonna get hurt.

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Lays down in a nearby chair and relaxes as everyone chases the Underpants Gnome around::

[Lady Vader]

*notices Rebel X getting comfy*

oh no you don't...

*walks up to X ready to throw him out of the chair, then suddenly stops*

actually, that does look comfy... :evil:

*sits on X, squashing him*

*smiles sweetly*

I sure am comfy... how bout you, X? :evil:

*a muffled sound is heard*

:lol: :lol:

[Lady DeVille]

HELLO?! He's getting away with our undies! *Tries to run after the rascally gnome, but Roul's underwear cramps her style. She discreetly removes the offending boxers and tosses them on Lady Vader and Rebel X as she goes by.* Someone needs to stop this gnome! *Catches the gnome just barely by his pants, and gives HIS underwear a huge yank* WEDGIE TIME pants boy!

[Lady Vader]

LD!!!

*throws down the boxer briefs, tossing them over to Roul*

hey! LD! watch where you throw your underpants!! :lol:

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Breathing heavily Rebel gets out a couple words. "Why hello there, mind removing yourself from my chest?"::

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

what? you don't like me sitting on you? well, that's a first :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Underpants Gnome]

::Flips over Deville and gives her a wedgy putting her underwear over her head. You might want to get that looked at::

[Liam Jinn]

::continues staring::

why you lucky little dog Reb....hmmmmm....

::Liam takes out his can o paint thinner::

hmm oh Lady Vader....*hee hee*...i gotta surprise for you...

::Liam is about to throw the paint thinner on LV but LW runs by so he checks her out for a second or an hour....who keeps track of time? any way Liam shakes up the paint thinner and moves closer to LV::

[Darth Roul]

::runs into his room and puts on his boxers (real boxers) and runs back out at Liam and pulls him backwards onto his back and dups the paint thinner on him::
Muhahahahahahaha!
::runs away::

[Liam Jinn]

::p ulls out another paint thinner can....this time its spill proof and walks closer to LV::

[Live Wire]

*Smiles as she senses Liam checking her out as she runs by*

Boys!

*as she running back she sees him ready to pour paint thinner on LW*

NOOOO!!!!

*sends a lightening bolt knocking the can out of Liams hand and it goes up in flames. Walks over to him and zaps him with lightening on the butt*

You DONT want to try that again. GOT IT?

[The Underpants Gnome]

::UNDERPANTS!!! The underpants gnome runs around and grabs everyones underpants. He makes sure to knock Livewire into Liam while he goes::

[Fox609]

*The Gnome continues to run, run, run like a constapated winer dog & just as he thinks he's safe Fox grabs him by the back of his tiny collaar (Of his shirt) & lifts him into the air*

Fox: Well lookie at what I found..

Gnome: Let go!

Fox: NO! Give us back our undies! Whay do you want them? Do you have some kind of underground undie fettish cult where you worship a pair of boxers & it tells you to burn things?!?! We were having a great time 'til you decided to show up stealin out undies! SHHSH!

Gnome: Aww shut the hell up! We can make big profit with underpants!

Fox: Huh?

Gnome: Phase one collect under pants... Phase 2........... Phase 3 is big profit!

*Fox notices one of Amber's pair-o-undies in a pile on the floor & he takes it back*

Fox: You're idiots.... heeeeey! Let's send 'em to the Jedi!

EDIT: Signature screwed up the thread I am taking it out.

[The Underpants Gnome]

::Been to jedi place, took some underpants. Now it is time to take yours. UG grabs Fox's underpants and also the pair Fox took. Must find more underpants! The underpants gnome runs off to find more underpants::

[Lady DeVille]

Stupid gnome! If only you had realized that I took off my underwear before you tried to give me a wedgie! *De'Ville is getting up from the floor where she had been all tangled up in her jumpsuit from the attempted atomic wedgie. She sees the gnome running into another room, but gets distracted by Live Wire and Liam for a second.*

Awww, where'd he go now?! *The hallways are getting crowded with angry underwearless people and she runs for him...but the gnome is just a step ahead of her. She grabs Rebel X and pushes him into the gnome (to stop him from getting away), but gets her leg tangled in some dropped undies, and they all go sprawling.*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Well, First things First.

**Grabs the 2 Jedis By the neck and tosses them out of the Palace**

Ok, next on my list...

**Grabs the gnome, and punts him like a foot ball out of the window**

[Live Wire]

*LW falls into liam who catches her with a wide grin*

LW: Let go of me!

*LW pushes liam off of her and chases down the underpants gnome*

*LW yells back* Stop looking at my ass liam!

[Liam Jinn]

awww but come on....

::still stares::

*telepathically tells The Underpants Gnome "NICE JOB!!!"*

::follows LW but not before throwing his last can of paint thinner on LV:: ;)

[Darth Roul]

::jumps in the path of the thinner and gets hit. Runs off and takes a shower in his locked room::

[Lady DeVille]

*From her spot on the floor, she can't help but laugh hysterically at the mayhem around her*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Damn, I thought I tossed the Jedi Out

**Grabs Liam Jinn, shoves him into a Homing capsule and launches him into space**

And that is that.

[The Underpants Gnome]

::The underpants gnome runs back in and puts a pair of underpants over Dyzm's head. He swings them and throws Dyzm out the window::

[Live Wire]

*frys the underpants gnome and then runs to the window where dyzm is hanging on and hauls him back inside*

LW: You okay

Dyzm: Yeah thanks for the help. Its a long drop out there!

*LW and dyzm run after the gnome and LW stops to help LD up*

[Liam Jinn]

::runs back in and throws Dyzm out and resumes staring at LW ass::

NIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

[Live Wire]

*LW whirls around and frys liam who stands their burnt*

sheesh....boys!

*LW resumes chasing the gnome*

[Liam Jinn]

::Liam resumes chasing Live Wire...::

[Fox609]

Oh that's it! *Fox puts a force wall up infront of the Gnome & he slams into it & drops all the undies*

UG: OOW!

*Fox takes out his blaster & points itat him*

Fox: Are those all of 'em?

UG: Why sould I tell you?!?!

Fox: Because if you don't not only will I break your legs I will send you to the Gungan Council!

UG: AAAHHHHHH! NO! Anything but that!

*Fox smiles* Weeeeeellllllala?

UG: Yeah that's all of 'em..

Fox: Good.. *Picks him up by his collar & puts him into a tube & puts the tube in TSO's vaccuume tube system sending it to TGC*

Fox: Ok claim yer undies here.

Everyone: YAY!!

Edit: Fox fix your damn sig!!!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Climes Back into the Palace**

Both of Ya, FOOLS! Gnome and Liam.
As Punishment to the Jedi Take THIS! *snaps Fingers*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Live Wire]

*liams runs around and corner and bumps into lady deville*

Liam: have you seen live wire

LD: Nope

*liam continues running and LW changes back into her normal shape and walks off.*

LW: I knew that ability would come in handy

[Liam Jinn]

hmmmmm ::relises what just happened::

HEY! i found ya LW!

[Live Wire]

*sighs*

*turns around to face liam*

What do you want jedi??? What will it take to get rid of you?

[Liam Jinn]

::grins widely::

[Live Wire]

oh no! Dont even think about it!!!!!


*frys liam and runs into her room and locks the door*

[Liam Jinn]

that cant hold me ::Liam uses the force and busts down LW's door:: oooooh LW!!!!!!!

[Live Wire]

*LW's eyes grow wide*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*calls her lightsaber too her*

Okay this has gone too far!!!!


*Screams again hoping someone will hear her*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Vader]

*a loud clap of thunder is heard and a blinding light flashes before Liam's eyes*

*he blinks a few times and catches sight of LV standing in front of him, livid*

WHAT BLINKIN RIGHT DO YOU HAVE BUSTING DOWN MY FRIENDS DOOR?!?! YOU GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO, BUB!!!!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?????

[Liam Jinn]

uh i lied about the Paint thinner LV one can left! ::Pours it on LV and runs away and hides in the palace::

[Live Wire]

*LW tosses LV a towl and brings out her can of spray on cat suit and tosses it to LV*(

LW: GET DRESSED!

*LW ignites her saber and takes off after liam*

[Lady Vader]

*grabs the can and get's "dressed" with paint thinner retardant paint*

thanks LW... here, lemme help ya...

*as Liam runs, LV uses Force Shirt-off-your-back and tears Liams clothes clean off him*

[Live Wire]

*watches liam run by naked and laughs!*

Hey everyone come and look at the silly little naked jedi!


Oh by the way! Nice ass liam!

[Liam Jinn]

hmmm.....::finds his conviniently placed spare clothes behind a plant and puts them on::

hey it may of just of been a glance but i liked it!!!!

[Lady Vader]

*whistles loudly*

oh BABY! NICE ASS!!!!

and what f#@%#ing glance are you talking about? you couldn't have posibly seen anything... and I doubt you're talking about seeing a galnce of youself... or are you?

*raises an eyebrow at Liam*

[Live Wire]

*frys liam making him crash into a wall as her and LV catch up to him*

oh you are gonna pay for this!

[Lady Vader]

*takes out her whip and cracks it just centimeters above Liams head, making junks of gravel fall from the wall*

I have a mind to rip you limb from limb...

*LV grrrs and glares at Liam*

[Banestone]

*Banestone finally decides to do something*

Ok, all the Jedi! Get out! If someone sees you here, un-beaten-to-a-piece-of-worthless-crap, they might start thinking we've gone soft!

*Picks up Liam with the FOrce and throughs him straight THROUGH the wall that LW made him crash into*

[Live Wire]

*electricity crackles from LW's fingers as she eyes Liam carefully*

I have heared that electric shocks are extremely painful on certain parts of the male body *evil grin*

[Liam Jinn]

::runs back in wearing a rubber suit::

i know i know you liked my ass too banestone.....SICKO!!!

[Banestone]

I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but you've forced my hand...

*Banestone pinches off a single nerve in Liam's brain, causing him to lose all reasoning capabilities for as long as Banestone holds it. The Jedi begins running around in circles, singing something about gnomes*

[Lady Vader]

*LV takes advantage of the situation and freezes Liams rubber suit using Force Carbonite... the suit shatters into a billion tiny pieces*

I am gonna mutilate your face until it's raw and unrecognizable... but you ears... your ears will remain puuuurrrrrfect so that every living thing that sees you will say "my GAWD waht is that thing" and you will hear all that ppl have to say about your appearance!

but first...

*gestures towards LW with a sly grin*

I've cleared the path... would you do the honors? :evil:

[Live Wire]

*sees the opportunity and frys liam to a crisp*


aww dang I only wanted him lighly grilled not extra crispy. Oh well. *hee hee*

* liam stands there a brown statue of ash*

[Banestone]

Ah, but he's not dead! He's only MOSTLY dead! :D

[Lady Vader]

MOSTLY ain't good enough damnit! we need COMPLETELY!!!

*LV walks up to the charred Liam, extending one six inch claw towards his face*

I'm gonna have fun carving my autograph in your face...

*as LV presses her claw lightly against his cheek, his entire form shudders slightly and then completely colapses*

WTF!!! HE'S NOT HERE!!!

*LV kicks the ashes with her foot, picking some up with her fingers and feeling it through the Force*

it's his clothing fibers and skin cells alright, but it's too little to be his entire body!! HE'S GONE!!!

[Live Wire]

one jedi down....one more to go. Where is Rebel!

*Runs off with LV and banestone to find the other intruder*

[Liam Jinn]

::Liam pops out from behind a plant:: AHAHAHAHA you fell for the clone...hmmm i still say LW has a nice ass and banestone better quit staring at my ass!!!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

What Ever, Stupied Jedi, Or Should I call You Sith Wannabe!
YOur Actions are most Sith Like. And If you Turn To the Dark Side, We Wont be trying to kill you right now.

<------Check OUt your custom Sig Liam!

[Liam Jinn]

my custom sig?

[Lady Vader]

his custom sig???

*quizical look*

[Lady DeVille]

*De'Ville runs around a corner and smacks into Liam who is standing still like a Jedi. OH, he is a Jedi... She bounces off, and he steps back.* Ooh, you must work out, huh. *give him an appreciative wink*

[Live Wire]

he means custom title.

[Lady Vader]

OH! LOL!!! :lol:

[Live Wire]

some people are slow around here.

*looks for someone to fry*

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Relaxes in his lounge chair more:: :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hey, A Mistake.

Custom Title.

[Live Wire]

*sneaks up behind rebel and dumps him outta the chair and frys him*

[Lady Vader]

*while Rebel is on the floor, facing it and looking dazed, LV walks up to him and sits on his back*

comfy... :lol:

[Lady DeVille]

*laughs* Lady Vader, people aren't furniture! On second thought... A Jedi couldn't be in our palace, so he must be a chair. *gathers up some of her stolen and dropped underpants and heads for her room*

[Lady Vader]

you gotta do SOMETHING with these Jedi around in a Sith Palace... :lol:

[Live Wire]

*fires up the bbq*

Well I know something we can do with them! *hee hee* Someone get the sticks!

[Liam Jinn]

NO WAY!!!...no bariques today....how about a pool party?

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Flips Lady Vader off his back and gets up. Come on Liam lets get out of here. Rebel and Liam jump out of a window into Rebel's X-Wing and fly away. Rebel pushes a button and the fire sprinklers go off in the palace::

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Dyzm had secreatly switched the water pumps with the gas line**

**Whistles softly and looks in every dicrection but at the jedi as Jedi Rebel X runs around on fire screaming**.

[Jedi Rebel X]

::Puts himself out and launches a skyrocket at Dyzm. Have fun. Rebel and Liam really run out as the rocket lands in a puddle of gasoline at Dyzm's feet::

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Dyzm Quickly Reaches into the rocket with the force, and stops the detenation Device**

Hmmm Rather Nasty Weapon YOu Smuggled in here, Illegally...

**Attaches a Jedi Strip to the ceiling, turns his back, counts to 5 then faces it again. On the Sticky Strip Hangs Jedi X**

It Never ceases to amazing me how that happens

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

wow! those Jedi Strips DO work!! it's... magic!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I like to think of it as Sith Sorcery In a Nice Little Plastic and sticky Bundle

[Live Wire]

cool!!!!!!!!

[Lady Vader]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lady DeVille]

ooc: BUMP ! Remember this thread!? Good times, good times. :)

[Lady Vader]

Hehehehehe. :)

Ah yes, the Underpants Gnome. Wonder what ever happend to him... :lol:

[Live Wire]

dont say his name he might come back!


lol! Man this is old.....definately lots of good times.

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

:: spins in a circle 20 times in front of a mirror ::

Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!
Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!
Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!
Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!
Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!
Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!
Under Pants Gnome!Under Pants Gnome!

:: looks around ::

:( It didn't work!

[Live Wire]

:p


you're no help

[Lady Vader]

Whatever did happen to the Underpants Gnome? He move into the hills permanently or something?? o_O

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:cry I miss him. :( :lol

[Lady Vader]

Whatever do you supposed happened to the...

*Drum roll.*

UNDERPANTS GNOME!!!

*Trumpet blare.*