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Fred Dagger
May 19th, 2001, 02:09:32 PM
Fred strode down the hallways, grinning toothily at those he passed by. In his left hand, he held a cake, stored in a plain pink box. He had put much effort into the cake, had cooked it with three different kinds of cheese, in addition to the chocolate. He had tried his best, but he had accidently dropped it as he was preparing it. Scraping up the pieces of cake, he quickly washed it, making sure it wasn't dirty. He had heard that his brother was imprisoned, and so he quickly stuffed a nail file and a plastic spork into the mutilated cake, to give him the best chance of either digging a tunnel out of his prison, or filing the iron bars into submission.

The sentry appeared now, guarding Dagger's universal energy cage. He held up the box of cake, and thought of what to say. He was known throughout his entire hamlet as quite a smooth talker, and had enormous luck with the local ladies.

"Eet's a cake," he began, then cupped his hands around his mouth, and brought his head to the man's ear. "Don't eet any!" he said, and quickly realized that he had forgot to whisper, as his gesture implied.

The sentry rubbed his ear, then brought a napkin up and cleaned a bit of the spit out, and waved him through. Fred walked happily up to his brother's cage, and touched at the energy binders. Immediately, the energy coursed through his veins, and his body blinked, showing his skeleton one moment, and his clothes the next. The shock forced his hand away, and his hair appeared raised due to the electricity.

"Haiy thair bruther! I brung yoo a caik," he said, then frowned a bit. "I ait a liddle."

He cupped his hands against his mouth again, but forgot to whisper, and instead shouted the secret, "Eet's got a nail file and a spoun in it so you cen dig yuor ways out ore saw."

He opened the box a bit, just enough to show the mutilated cake, a noticably metallic object sticking out of it. To Fred's dismay, the plastic spoon was missing, and his face immediately turned red with embarassment.

"Ile go pook it up."

Lord Dagger
May 19th, 2001, 02:25:59 PM
Dagger takes the mess of a cake and grins at his brother
"Thanks bro, it looks wonderful, like mama used to make back when we were kids...wow, you even got the nail file the same, thanks!"
Dagger takes the nail file out of the cake and begins to play a tune of the bars of the cell with it. He then starts singing completely out of tune
"Oooooo twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you ARE!!"
Dagger shouts the last word causing both guards to die of heart attacks. Dagger then sits down and starts to eat the cake, offering some to his brother

Evil Hobgoblin
May 20th, 2001, 02:57:56 PM
The cake picks itself up and splats itself into Dagger's face, seemingly of its' own volition.

A scuttling and cackling noise come from the hallway outside the prison.

Dark Lord Dyzm
May 20th, 2001, 08:39:00 PM
**Turns A Corner And Spies Evil Hobgoblin**

Damn Pest... **Foot Ball Punts Him through a window and into the bog of enternal stench** Long Live TSO!!!

((You May Now Return to your normal broadcasted posts))

Evil Hobgoblin
May 21st, 2001, 05:37:41 AM
Hob alters his flight trajectory using telekinesis and instead hits the wall below the window, catching himself on his arms and legs. He cackles, then scuttles off.

Jeseth Cloak
May 21st, 2001, 07:10:26 AM
Jeseth glares at Dyzm as he watches Hob leave, then glances out the window to make note of his brethren's condition. Turning back and glancing about the cell, he continues on his way through the complex.

Sanis Prent
May 21st, 2001, 10:06:40 AM
OOC: Its the Swedish chef!!!

Bork Bork Bork! :lol:

Jasseeri Arreearruu
May 21st, 2001, 11:05:48 PM
Dies of laughter.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Darth Viscera
May 22nd, 2001, 04:47:44 AM
*bows*