1 Month of No Use

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You know the old rules, Delete it... DELETE IT!!!

Who needs a discussion chamber anyway

[Darth Viscera]

oh god, this is quite depressing. perhaps more porn and booze will set the world to rights.

[Live Wire]

I think this happened cause everyone who holds discussions either talks OOC or has access to locked forums. Wheres all the apprentices. They need to start becoming a part of the community.

[Gav Mortis]

I blame Live Wire. :)

[Lady Vader]

I blame Gav. :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I blame myself... Wait, no I dont!

[Darth Viscera]

Boobies! I must see them!

[Gav Mortis]

FORCE BODY PAINT REMOVER!!!

:eek: :smokin:

Now run bitch, ruuuun!!! :)

[Live Wire]

someones asking to get hurt


I blame gav too!!

[Darth Vader Returns]

:: begins random force strangulations ::

[Darth Viscera]

Arrggh...pagghhh... *slumps to the floor and keeps his eyes shut, squinting every now and then to see if anyone is left alive*

Don't mind me, I'm already dead!

[Makoto Neo]

*hides in the darkness* No! Dont Look over here! Nothing to see! Move on! Move on!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Stands very still, knowing that Vader's eyes are based on movement**

[Darth Viscera]

No, that's the Tyrannasaurus Rex you're thinking of!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

AHHHHHHH! STOP READING MY MIND!!!

**Runs around in circles**

[Lady Vader]

*Is left naked. Shrugs. Looks over to Vader, completely unflustered.*

Honey, mind if I borrow that big black cloak of yours for a bit?

[Darth Vader Returns]

:: Drapes cloak over LV's bare ass, Dracula style ::

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Next thing you know he's gonna start saying "I vant to suck yur blood" with that mask on.

[Darth Vader Returns]

I have much more... convincing methods of foreplay.

[Lady Vader]

:eek:

Or rather...

:evil:

Bring it on!

;)

[Gav Mortis]

Oh God! (Dowses raging hormones with a bucket of cold water)

This is a family board! Behave! ...or at least get a room...

...or even...(Takes out his Sith Mastercard and gestrures to a table)...we need some entertainment in here...Amsterdam-style! :cool:

[Live Wire]

This is a family board? Since when????

[Lady Vader]

Yeah! Really!

And besides, Gav, it was you that did the Force Body Paint Remover on me! :p

[Gav Mortis]

Yes, but I only endulge in activities which are self-satisfying! :D

Hearing you two go on like that is too much...so either on the table or in a room! :p

[Live Wire]

its amazing how he thinks he can order us around like that.


Gav did you not learn from the last time that you can't control us?

[Darth Viscera]

I'd say something kinky, but I don't feel like having a subpoena delivery guy show up at my door, and I don't want anyone haranging me anymore.

[Lady Vader]

*Looks to LW, speaking about Gav.*

He never learns, does he.

*Looks directly at Gav.*

Besides, you owe ME for getting *Points to LW* HER into RPing. :p So be good! :p

*Pats Visc on the head... the head up North*

Don't worry bout it Visc. We still love ya.

[Live Wire]

lol@LV!!!

Aww poor DV. Its okay we'll still tolerate you

[Gav Mortis]

Gav did you not learn from the last time that you can't control us?

You can't blame a guy for trying. ;)

*Turns to Lady Vader - gesturing to LW*

Owe you!? Have you seen what I have to put up with! All this mockery - am I the village imbecile or something!? You might as well drag out the stocks... :p

[Live Wire]

lmao!!!!!!


Hey that reminds me we haven't used the stocks in awhile. I know there around here somewhere...might as well blow the dust off of them and put them to some good use. :evil:



Ooooohhhh Gaaaavvvv!!!!

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

I still say you OWE me, Gav! :p ;)

And yes! bring out the stocks!


Ooooooooeeeeeeoooo... yyyeeeeeeOOOOOooooo.....

[Live Wire]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!


*goes down to the basement and brings up the stocks*


yep I knew we had em somewhere

a little dusty though

[Gav Mortis]

Ooooooooeeeeeeoooo... yyyeeeeeeOOOOOooooo.....

OMG! I hate you LV, when I read that I burst out laughing in the school library, well you can imgine the looks I got! :lol:

Ah, so we do have stocks then...

*Locks LV in the stocks and throws a rotten tomatoe at her pretty face...*

This is for making me laugh!

*SPLAT*

:p

[Darth Viscera]

Ooh, a tomato!

[Lady Vader]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I exacted my revenge by making Gav laugh in the middle of a quiet library! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

And, uh, thanks, Visc. I think. O_o

*Looks to LW*

A little help here?

[Firebird1]

*Sets up a Lemonaid stand*
Lemonade 24 cents+tax!

[Darth Viscera]

*gets latex stuck in his mouth and tries to cough it up*

[Lady Vader]

Uh-oh... the man's gonna cough up a latex-ball! :lol:

[Live Wire]

LMAO!!!!!!! *falls over laughing*

WTF does a latex ball look like?


*Gets up and lets LV out of the stocks. Helps LV grab Gav and put him in them.*


Now this is much better! Dont you think?

[Lady Vader]

Most definitely! :evil:

*Rubs hands together maliciously.*

[Live Wire]

how much is lemonade with the tax firebird?

[Darth Viscera]

*Stops trying to cough up the latex ball and instead swallows it.*

Mmmm, latex! I must have more!

[Lady Vader]

O_o

*Hands Visc one of her latex spray-on cans.*

Here. Free of charge. Enjoy. :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

...

I would say more, but hey, its gotten to wierd for me

[Lady Vader]

It's gotten to weird for Dyzm??? :eek:

What has this world (thread) come to?!?!?! :eek:

[Live Wire]

since when is anything to wierd for anyone here?

[Lady Vader]

*shrugs*

Beats me. I'm just as surprised. :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I'm suprised that a thread like this lasted so long on crude humor

[Live Wire]

remember the good ol days when we could reach 500 posts on crude humor alone?


*sighs*


yep those were the days



I was even in a thread with nothing but crude humor that reached 1000 posts....but that wasnt here though some people here know where it was.

[Darth Viscera]

Humor? I thought I was trying to see LV's boobs! Ha, remember Busty and Hooter? Good times.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I remember fighting and battles and not standing around making jokes out of crude humor

[Lady Vader]

:lol: Visc!

Yes, your comment at the Sith Ladies Lounge was fun to read. :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Yeah. There aren't any boobs at the SLL, are there?

[Lady Vader]

Oh, there are plenty of boobs. We just choose not to flash everyone we see. :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

So then...why would you hold a contest whereby the victor gets access to the private forums at the SLL?

[Lady Vader]

Because it's a private place where we can hold the bachlerette party... that's why! It's also quite well known that almost any guy here at the forums would love to be let in, just for the sake of bragging to the other guys that they were let in. It's a nice prize. :p

[Jehova Eaven]

I desire no access... I deal with too much gossip in the real world. Oh and ::p oors clothing dissolving acid on all of the ladies in the room::

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes: :lol:

Ok, so we're naked. So?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Nudges DV and whispers**

At this point, we install the hidden cameras. Then After we see that all the ladies had exited the lounge of the night, we install the trap doors. Remember, we must dress as Garret and Gav, so they take da blame. Everyone would belive it becuse they are British.

[Live Wire]

No we would know it was you guys. Garrett doesnt go around trying to see the sith ladies naked. And as for Gav....we'll hes seen all there is to see anyway. ;)

[Darth Viscera]

Hmmm, then there's but one solution...
FORCE MIND MELD!
Yes, it is but the only way to extract the information we need from Gav.

[Lady Vader]

*Shakes her head.*

Tsk tsk... delusions of grandeur again, I see. :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Force Mind Meld? Can it be done with someone of the British Blood?

[Darth Viscera]

hmm...i hope so.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I doubt Gav will go along with this... so we must.... CAPTURE HIM! tricky tricky tricky it will be... what we need is a box, a bannana, and stick with a string. And then we can capture this Gav creature

[Live Wire]

*electrocutes DV and Dyzm for even thinking about capturing Gav*

[Darth Viscera]

*dumps a bucket of pure water on himself*

[Loki Ahmrah]

And as for Gav....we'll hes seen all there is to see anyway.

You said it, not me! :D

As for the rest...:lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Harry Potter?!? AHHHHHHhhhhHhhhh, thats like evil! Evil to a SITH!

[Lady Vader]

:lol: !!!

[Live Wire]

lol! Yes Gav I'm the one who said it. Be good or you'll never see it again.

[Loki Ahmrah]

:smokin:

[Live Wire]

Oh put that smile away Gav!

Dont you love how we're so safe here we can leave the doors to our rooms unlocked at night without worrying that someones going to break in.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hmmm, I think LW is telling us something DV... I cant quite place my finger on it... AH-HA! She left us Penutbutter and Jelly Sandwiches in the fridge!

[Live Wire]

hey Im not talking to the two of you!!!

[Darth Viscera]

Assign some concubines to me for my own private use, and I'll be happy. Probably take away most of my boob obsession, too.

Good looking ones, or I'll have to seek external T&A.

[Lady Vader]

Alright. I know just the right candidate. And if not her, then she has plenty of other "sister's" to choose from. Enjoy.

[Coruscant Call Girl]

Timidly steps into the thread and looks around.

Someone hired me? ;)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

There ya go DV, have fun... I personally aint into blue

[Darth Viscera]

*Puts his hands on his hips*

What? You opted out of bringing a friend? Oh, why must life be so difficult?

[Lady Vader]

Well, what are ya into? I've got blue, red, green, white, and gold with light tan stripes... :p

[Live Wire]

great...now we're running a brothel

[Loki Ahmrah]

Nothing ever changes! :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol: ;)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

The Sith Brothel, has a nice ring to it, and ya know, DV, me, and the other guys are the muscle, to make sure dem customers dont rough up da girls and all.

[Darth Viscera]

Hmm...I'll take white, please. Remember, bring a friend! *smacks his lips*

[Jehova Eaven]

I prefer pale skin myself, but anyway.... whats wrong with a boobie obsession?

[Darth Viscera]

Yeah! What's wrong with it?

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes: :lol:

I guess nothing... if it's NOT OVER-DONE!

:lol:

[Loki Ahmrah]

http://www.andrew-milligan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/misc/obsession.jpg

[Lady Vader]

OMG! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Pokes the thread with a stick**

Yep, its off topic all right...

Some times I really wonder about everyone here, almost every single thread ends up with the words boobs, boobies, and titties used at least thrice.

[Darth Viscera]

Aren't obsessions naturally over-done?

*Eyes the bottle*
*Unscrews the cap*
*sniff sniff*
*glug glug glug glug*

Yeck! What kind of alcohol was that? Teeeribeeble!

[Lady Vader]

:lol: @ Visc! I think it was a perfume or cologne... not alchol! :lol:

:eek: DYZM! What happened to that adorable black Mage of yours?!?!?!?!?! :( It was so cute watching it dance. *sniff*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

He will be back, its just he needs to take a break from dancing, it gets tiring after half a year non-stop

[Live Wire]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats hillarious!!!!!

[Lady Vader]

Well, ok, so long as he comes back and makes appearances every now and again. :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

For now, lets try him out as a personal icon

Edit: hmmm, he a big one... better shrink him down to size

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

FIXED IT!!! MINI MAGE IS HERE TO STAY!!!

[Lady Vader]

MINI MAGE!!! CUTE MINI MAGE!!! :D :D :D :D

*Picks up Mini Mage, put him in her pocket, and takes him home.*

:rollin:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hell ya!!! Mini Mage is my "comic" side. Like Black Mage is in 8-Bit theater... and Now "I" Am riding to LV's house in her pocket... which is located on a skin tight uniform. You do the math.

[Live Wire]

thats a disturbing thought

[Lady Vader]

The funny thing about Mini Mage is that he's so small I could lose him in my cleavage (well, LV's cleavage). :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://publish.hometown.aol.com/dyzmtheinsane/images/bmdancemini.gif <--- CUTE! :D

LMAO! I just realized my lil kitty is the same height as Mini Mage! :lol:

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[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Only if he/me wants to be lost :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Oh don't tell me he wouldn't want to get lost in cleavage...

:lol: :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

O dont get me wrong, being lost is cool... Its like being lost in Hawaii, its still Hawaii, but its a lot nicer to know exactly where you are.

[Jehova Eaven]

You might want to give him written directions, you don't want him damaging anything around there.

[Live Wire]

O_O

I dont want nothing running around in my bra

[Jehova Eaven]

not even me?

[Live Wire]

O_O


NOOO!!!!! Especially not you!

[Lady Vader]

:lol: !!!

CUTE MINI MAGE! :D

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

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<font size="10"><font color="red"> DANCE MY ARMY OF MAGES! DANCE!!! MAWAHAHAHAHA</font></font>

[Lady Vader]

*Starts stuffing the army into her pockets, intent on taking them all home and watching them dance for her.*

:D


(I think it's safe to say that I am not only the Official Thread Shredder, but HIjacker Of the Adorably-cute *is starting a collection... already has the lil kitty next to her name, Mini Mage, Lego Dooku, and Growf*) :lol:

[Jehova Eaven]

I didn't know your cat suit had pockets...

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

<font size="10"><font color="red"> Insane Mode Activated</font></font>

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[Lady Vader]

:lol: :lol:

Weirdo!!!

*Continues to stuff Mini Mages into her pockets.*

Eaven, just use your imagination. ;) :lol:

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

My Mage does not like competition... he will DESTORY ALL YOUR LITTLE IMAGES!!! MAWAHAHAHAHA Erk... **Cough Hack Cough**

Damn Bugs...

[Jehova Eaven]

I don't know, I don't think you want me to. I can imagine quite a bit.

[Lady Vader]

But that's the whole fun in it! :lol: