boogie baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SapphireDragoness]

ok, i knwo you can all fight, but iwanna see you DANCE!!!!!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil:


I challenge YOU!

[Garrett Blade]

Hmmm...its been a while since the Carratosian 2nd DanceFest...but I think I can still blow everyone away!

Eh up, Sapphire. What kind of dancing? Ballroom dancing or disco/break dancing stuff? I can do both - but I'll need a partner for the ballroom stuff - I'm not THAT good y'know :)

[Lord Dagger]

lol, yeah count me in!
Looks at Garrett
But i ain't being your partner!

[Garrett Blade]

THANK GOD FOR THAT!!!!!

*Gets an idea, then turns back to sapphire*

In either case, would you be interested in teaming up? We'll wipe the floor with all challengers! :)

[Live Wire]

lol!!!! it has been awhile since we've had mindless fun around here.

[Jeseth Cloak]

Bwuahahahaha! Dance Dance Revolution!

;; Enters the code for Trick-Mode, doing a quick combination of steps across the lit up pads, then selects Paranoia (Dirty Mix), and proceeds to set the game to Expert Mode. ;; :evil:

I'll house anyone here! :D

[Seth Darkserpent]

O_o

o_O

O_O

*Takes out his sword*

STAY BACK! ALL OF YOU WEIRDOS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE MEMBERS OF TSO?!

[Morgan Evanar]

I'm only good at swing dancing, which should be done in pairs.

*winks at LW as he puts on some Brian Setzer*

[Live Wire]

*smiles at Morgan*

I love swing dancing! How'd ya know?

[Saharia]

o.0 its been a while. I did this. i must be crazy!

but if your still up to it..... :evil:

saharia will be someones partner for latino!

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

My Mage can dance, he the best dancer in town!

[Lady Vader]

I'm much better at lap dances. Any takers?


http://junglecat.clanpages.com/ladyvader/LV08a.jpg

[Darth Vader Returns]

JOIN ME! ;)

[Lady Vader]

*More than willing to comply, LV goes and sits on his lap.*

Join you in what way? ;) :evil:

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Mjy turrrn!

Cirrsseeto pounces, knocking LV off of Vader and causing the two to roll across the floor, until they stop with LV straddling atop the big Cizerack. He grins toothily

[Lady Vader]

*Not quite sure what happened, and just a bit dazed, she looks down to find a happily grinning Cizerack staring back at her. Only then does she realize what happened.*

My, but aren't you the fiesty one... meow. ;)

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

jYajy...Cjirrrrrrsssssseeto wantsss to plajy!

[Lady Vader]

*She laughed at the big oafs open honesty.*

I bet you do, big kitty, I bet you do.

*She looked at her situation.*

But, as much as I'd love to play, someone else did ask for my attentions first.

*She raised an eyebrow.*

[Sanis Prent]

(2 distinct clicks resonated in LV's ear, as I pulled both hammers back)

There's just somethin about sex, murder, and mayhem, isn't there. Top it off with a bucket of latex, and a good whiskey, its practically a night to remember.

(I plugged off a pint of Maker's, tucking it away)

Stuff's strong enough for paint thinner. Lets find out.

[Lady Vader]

*LV looked up from her "seat" to find an all too familiar barrel staring her in the face. She smiled mischievously and slowly stood, being sure her legs were spread enough so as not to step on Cirr. The gun followed her face. She lifted one foot and stepped over the big cat lightly, and stood before Sanis, hands on hips.*

Are you threatening me, Mr. Prent?

[Sanis Prent]

That all depends on your foreplay threshold, Miss V.

(I arched an eyebrow, playing cool)

[Lady Vader]

*She extended a finger, claw unsheathed, and plucked a button off his shirt, followed by another, slowly working her way down.*

And what kind of foreplay would that be?

*Another button hit the floor.*

[Sanis Prent]

(I traced the twin barrels down her...better contours)

I like it like a good smuggler's ship. Plenty fast, a little dirty, and with me in control.

[Lady Vader]

*LV stepped closer, having finished with the popping of the buttons, letting the gun come to rest between her breasts. She pressed forward until the gun was nearly engulfed between herself and Sanis. She let one claw run down his cheek, letting it just whisper against his skin.*

Normally, I like to take control, but when a man insists, I never resist.

[Sanis Prent]

And I do insist...

(The gun slid down, to her abdomen, and lower, the cold steel running smoothly against her well-toned tummy, and south of the navel. The other hand grabbed a handful of ass, as the shellgun was twirled back into its holster. I winked, tilted back my pint of Maker's, and ran a whiskey-coated tongue against the periphery of her costume, where mask met cheek. The alcohol caused the paint to somewhat loosen, as I peeled it off, in lazy, sensual ribbons, working down her chin, across her shoulders, and beyond)

[Lady Vader]

*LV automatically dug her claws into his back as he grabbed her ass. She had to admit, it was an ingenius way of removing her cat-suit. And she was enjoying every minute of his insistancy to take charge.*

[Jehova Eaven]

Get a room you two. As for me well, I'm in for some DDR action. ::Joins Jeseth but changes the song to Paranoia evil mix on expert mode::

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Oh, believe me... if it went any further, we'd most definitely get our own room. :p ;)

[Jehova Eaven]

::thinks to himself:: "Lucky bastard...."

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Waddya think, Sanis... er, Cirr... no wait, D. Vader... GAH! YOU! Anyways...

Waddya think? Your place or mine? :lol:

[Loki Ahmrah]

Tart!

*Bashes LV over the head repeatedly with a hammer*

(Revenge :p )

[Lady Vader]

*Borrows DT's frying pan and smacks Loki repeatedly with it.*

>>WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK!!!!!!!<<

(Right back at ya :p )

[Darth Viscera]

BTW, can I watch? I make very little noise.

[Lady Vader]

O_o

Watch what?

[Loki Ahmrah]

Hey! Your too viscious, how could you do that to a little boy like me? ....wench! :p

Like my custom title? :)

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes:

Men...

[Darth Viscera]

let Loki watch! he promises to be quiet as well (and to stay far away from me while he watches, I believe)

[Live Wire]

*grabs loki and spanks him*

shame on you! Don't call LV a wench.

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

[Jehova Eaven]

I think hes enjoying that spanking just a bit too much.....

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

It's quite possible that he is.

You go, LW! :lol: :lol:

[Live Wire]

lol I think he is.


I dont think its having the desired effect.


He does have a nice ass though.

[Lady Vader]

:lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gav Mortis]

:x

[Live Wire]

yay!!!!! My comment warrented a :x smilie! wooohooo!!

[Darth Viscera]

:eek:

*shocked*

[Lady Vader]

No, no, no... that's not shocked...

*Grins wickedly and imitates LW, shocking Visc with Force Lightning. Afterwards, he is left smoking with his hair standing on end.*

Now THAT'S being shocked! :lol:

[Live Wire]

lmao!!!!!!!



hey no stealing my trademark

[Darth Viscera]

Oooh, a good shocking, kinky!

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Not stealing any trademarks, LW... just giving the boy a demonstration. :)

[Live Wire]

well you did a good job. even looks like my handiwork lol!


love the hair!

*high fives LV*

[Lady Vader]

*High fives LW.*

Yes, I decided he needed a new fashion statement. :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Arrrggh! Do you know how long it took to comb, blow-dry and recomb this hair?
*Puts his hands on his hips*
Alright ladies, now I'm pissed! *Sprinkles dandriff into their hair*

[Live Wire]

ahhhhh!!!!


*washes hair*



you're evil!!!!

[Darth Viscera]

Oh shush girl. You know you like it :cool:
heh. Force dandriff.

[Lady Vader]

*Takes a shower and returns sopping wet, shaking and getting Visc all wet.*

*Is dry.*

Ah, much better. :D :lol:

[Darth Viscera]

Ack, put on some clothes! Or perhaps this is my little treat? I shall enjoy the view :D

[Lady Vader]

*Pokes his eyes a-la-Three-Stooges style so he ends up looking like :x *

:p

:lol:

[Jehova Eaven]

:: Uses the force to discreetely cop a feel :: Aaaahh.... the whole reason I joined TSO.

[Live Wire]

*electroctes Viscera and Eaven*


ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

[Lady Vader]

:rolleyes:

Sheesh.....