*jumps up into the rafters* HEY!!

[Katarina Kariena]

THERE'S NO DUST UP HERE YET!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[TUJK]

*The contruction crew comes into the B&G, carring a lot of sheets of gyprock. After a lot of noice and dust raised, the ceiling of the B&G is actually finished.

And leaving kat stuck up on the rafters*

[ReaperFett]

the B&G is completed. It has a roof, not rafters. Anyone who builds any will be thrown out

::Kat falls to the follow from the imaginary rafter ::

[Darth Turbogeek]

No rafters?

:: A big grim comes on DT::

Oh good. Much prefer roofs.

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

OOC: Goes to fix typos in TUJK custom title.

[Master Yoghurt]

Well, even though there are no rafters, I am sure there are plenty of places to hide.. :)

[TUJK]

*brings in the large spotlight set*

[Katarina Kariena]

GAH! *falls* Why no rafters here? MUST HAVE RAFTERS!! EBIL PEOPLE YOU ARE!! have rafters you do not?! Why? Have rafters you must!! Need them I do!! Talk like Yoda untill rafters there are I will!!! Drive you insane I will!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

[Leeloo Mina]

jInsane drrrjive me, you wjill not.
For alrrready jinsane am jI.

Talk ljike Sass and Yoda wjill jI untjill Kat's wjish jis met.

[TUJK]

*duct tapes Kat lan Leeloo together... to the weather vane on top of the B&G*

[Darth Turbogeek]

Anyone wanting rafters gets a visit from the Frying Pan fairy, who shall whack you until you ask for rafters no more

[Hart Kenobi]

::Walks in::
"Hey, where are the rafters?"

[Satine Capashen]

"Mesa want rafters!!!"

Waits for mister Fryingpan...

[The Frying Pan Fairy]

Hello... boys! Did someone call for me? ooh, you want rafters?

Sorry big boys, I can only goive you...

FORCE FRYING PANS!!!!

:: THWACK! SMACK! CRACK! BLUGEON! SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!::

:: Hart and Sastine are beaten up by a really ugly fariy in a tattered dress::

[Satine Capashen]

Uses Tempest to fend off some of the frying pan blows, and says, "What's wrong with the rafters?!"

[Leeloo Mina]

GjIVE US OURRR RRRAFTERRRS!!!

[TUJK]

*within the shadows a small form stepps forward, lashing out with a hockey stick against the side of the heads of Satine and Leeloo*

She shoots.... she scores! Twice!

[The Frying Pan Fairy]

:: The frying oan fairy skips back and lobs the two rafter wanters straight back at TUJK with de frying pan::

15-0
30-0!

[JediBeldarine]

::wanders by the thread, and pokes her head in::

"What so wrong with the rafters? Is there some sort of rafter-bias going around?"

[Force Master Hunter]

:: Looks over shoulder after blasting the last remaining rafter with a BFG with a guilty look::

No.... what makes you say that?

[JediBeldarine]

**Her eyes go wide at FMH

"Oooooo kkkkkkkk... Well I'll leave you to your business then !!"

**Wanders away before she gets blasted as well

[ReaperFett]

There are no rafters because they are dumb. In this day and age, you have a decent roof instead

[Hart Kenobi]

::Wonders where they got the money to renovate the roof.::.................
::Can't find his X-Wing.::
"oh."

[Satine Capashen]

Alpha slices the hockey stick in half with Tempest, and says, "WE WANT THE RAFTERS!!!"

Jumps away, and drags Leeloo with him.

[Force Master Hunter]

:: Ignores Tempest::

Rafters have been voted off the island. And I for one, rather like that.

Actually, what is this place supposed to look like? The image on the forum gives a moody look, dark and and dangerous. I have to say, I like it a lot. A real pioneer feel.

[ReaperFett]

Jumps away, and drags Leeloo with him.

awwwww, young love :)

[TUJK]

*places a boot promptly in Satine's -DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- helping him on his journy*

[Satine Capashen]

"shut up."

Jumps to the roof, and goes into the attic. (HA! SINCE THERE'S NO RAFTERS, AN ATTIC WILL WORK TOO!)

[Force Master Hunter]

I believe there is no attic either. If you want to see what there will be, there is a thread devoted to design I believe

[Satine Capashen]

I was just about to go there.

[Remy LeBeau]

I nevered sittin on a rafters before.

*goes to sit on it*

..hmmm..it's quite uncomfortable :/

[Katarina Kariena]

Insany out already are, Leeloo. Need help in that you do not. Good reason you do not give, Fett, of why rafters have we not.

[Force Master Hunter]

The good reason is that I suspect we are not Vikings. Only Vikings have rafters in their alcoholic establishments.

[TUJK]

Ve arn't vikin's? Vy didn't you tell us dat?

*chuckles* Actually, most places with peaked roofs have rafters...

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Points up::

Flat roof.

[Katarina Kariena]

*cries*

[Seigfried Deus]

:lol:

No more rafter lurking for you!!

[Katarina Kariena]

NOOOO!!! I NEED RAFTERS!! I'LL GO CRAZY WITHOUT THE RAFTERS!!!

Kalliea) To late for that . . .

Kat) Quiet you!

Tabby) oh you should talk!! Your just the furry version of Katarina!

Andrea) Your furry too!!

Tabby) Kalex can I kill her?! Pleeeeeease let me kill her!!

Kalex) If you kill her then we have no one to bug!!

Andrea) *glare*

Katarina) I NEED RAFTERS!!!

Kat) *ties Katarina to the wall* Stay. Stay. Good Kat!

Katarina) *snaps at Kat*

Kat) *steps back a good distance and grins innocently*

Jessan) *huggles Kat from behind*

Kat) AHH! *nuzzles Jessan*

Jessan) *grin*

Katarina) LET ME DOWN!!!

Tabby, Kalex, Kat, and Jessan) *walk away leaveing Katarina tied to the wall*

Katarina) LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN!!!

[Satine Capashen]

Unties Katarina, laughing.

[Katarina Kariena]

Katarina) BWAHAHA!! *tackels Kat*

Kat) GAH!! *rolls and pins Katarina*

Grace) You know . . . haveing two characters with the same name can get confuseing sometimes . . .

Kat and Katarina) *tackel Grace together*

Grace) GAH!! o.@

*has to many characters that argue in her mind* o.@

[Darth Ryanos]

Watching the fight over the rafters, Darth Ryanos does something that he hadn't done in a long time. He laughes. Loud and hard.

[Sten the Chimp]

Normally, I would argue about the rafters, but all I have to do is go tend the garden, and in there there's something better than rafters... branches.

[Leeloo Mina]

O_o;

*doesnt like Fett's comment*

INSANE I AM!! Insane I shall always be.