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Oracius
Apr 11th, 2001, 07:48:02 PM
MM...... Me hungry. Me eat Sith.

Vega Van Derveld
Apr 12th, 2001, 07:51:55 AM
:eek:

Jesus christ!

Leeloo Mina
Apr 12th, 2001, 08:08:34 AM
Obi-wan impression

Run sith, run.

Raven Mira
Apr 12th, 2001, 10:55:42 PM
Climbs onto the bar top and jumps off.

"I can flyyyy!"

Leeloo Mina
Apr 12th, 2001, 10:58:32 PM
Watches as Raven falls to the ground

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Raven Mira
Apr 12th, 2001, 11:02:15 PM
*rubs head*

Leeloo Mina
Apr 12th, 2001, 11:13:56 PM
Is in an Edgar allen Poe mood today

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore-- Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Jedi Cadet
Apr 12th, 2001, 11:34:15 PM
Leeloo dont remind me of Poe. Dude he rights freaky storys. I had to read that raven story and the one where the guy kills the old man. ::shivers::

Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
Apr 12th, 2001, 11:39:53 PM
Looks at Caded curiously

Oracius
Apr 13th, 2001, 12:13:23 AM
* Sniffs theair for a few moments, then turns hungrily towards Cirrsseeto. **

:evil:

Sage Hazzard
Apr 13th, 2001, 12:16:47 AM
Don't tell me you two are going to try and eat each other.

Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
Apr 13th, 2001, 12:17:44 AM
Growls at the creature slightly

Darth Turbogeek
Apr 13th, 2001, 12:22:12 AM
Oh good.... notice the Bouncer here is about 4 times larger, has much, much bigger fangs and claws, moves faster and shoots bolts of lightning. Dont think grwoling at him will do ya any good :P

Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
Apr 13th, 2001, 12:28:27 AM
Cirsseeto thinks twice about it...and walks away

Ryla Relvinian
Apr 13th, 2001, 01:09:51 AM
One... More... Time...

That picture is not a fiend, it is a frickin' Shambler!

Please, doesn't anyone here play computer games for crying in the beer?!?!

Darth Turbogeek
Apr 13th, 2001, 01:41:22 AM
What do you call a 20 foot Shambler? Sir...

He wants to be called Fiend, so that's what he gets called. I for one aint arguing.

Warren Azalin
Apr 13th, 2001, 01:44:31 AM
:lol: He'll be called whatever he wants to be called huh.

Ryla Relvinian
Apr 13th, 2001, 02:02:07 AM
Yes Mr. Shamb.... Fiend, SIR!

Nupraptor
Apr 13th, 2001, 09:29:07 AM
I took the picture, so you're darn tootin' I know what it is. :p

Ryla Relvinian
Apr 13th, 2001, 10:38:19 AM
Thank you. I feel redeemed somehow. :]

Nupraptor
Apr 13th, 2001, 10:51:01 AM
:) To be precise, it is a 3D Accelerated (OpenGL) Shambler that has been auto-leved in Photoshop. Looks nicer.

Leeloo Mina
Apr 13th, 2001, 11:28:15 AM
:lol:

Ewok Teka
Apr 13th, 2001, 11:37:50 AM
Oooooooh....biiiiig

::pokes the big furry thing with a stick::

Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
Apr 13th, 2001, 01:02:44 PM
Cirrsseeto sniffs the ewok

Ewok Teka
Apr 13th, 2001, 02:48:16 PM
::smacks the felanoid on the nose with his stick::

Don't even think of it.

Aisha Klan Klan
Apr 13th, 2001, 03:13:02 PM
*looks at the ewok and thinks about it*

Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta
Apr 13th, 2001, 03:32:39 PM
Growls slightly, thinking about pawing the Ewok across the room.

Aisha Klan Klan
Apr 13th, 2001, 03:41:19 PM
OOC: lol...

Ryla Relvinian
Apr 13th, 2001, 10:37:56 PM
3D accelerated? With?

Selena Kyle
Apr 13th, 2001, 10:43:20 PM
::Watches Cirr, the bouncer and the ewok from a distance::

Gosh..this may get ugly here soon.

Morgan Evanar
Apr 13th, 2001, 11:05:42 PM
Ryla, Behold, the power of the GeForce 2!

Ryla Relvinian
Apr 14th, 2001, 12:25:35 AM
*squeal*

I've got a Diamond Viper sumpthin' sumpthin'. Still... :]

Aisha Klan Klan
Apr 14th, 2001, 12:39:36 AM
I don't think the ewok is stupid enough to try anything....

Griffen Hyo
Apr 14th, 2001, 12:50:21 AM
*bops the ewok on the top of the head with one of his paws*

Iesis
Apr 14th, 2001, 01:22:48 AM
*without warning, Iesis jumps in through a window, grabs the screaming Ewok by the scruff, and jumps out another window,disapearing*

*the end*

:lol:

Anbira Hicchoru
Apr 14th, 2001, 01:23:36 AM
:lol:

Aisha Klan Klan
Apr 14th, 2001, 01:24:57 AM
hehe....

Morgan Evanar
Apr 14th, 2001, 08:33:15 AM
heh =]

Leeloo Mina
Apr 14th, 2001, 11:56:34 AM
Ahh, be nice to the Ewok!!

Nathan W3st
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:31:42 PM
Nathan looked up at the Fiend.

"Damn... thats B I G!

Oracius
Apr 14th, 2001, 04:39:55 PM
** Lifting one arm, Oracius began to scratch at his own underarm. His head swiveled some to look down at the Cizerack, frowning. Oracius wasn't in the mood for any hors d'oeuvres at the moment. **

Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:32:41 PM
*LV looked at the feind... and looked up... and up... and up somemore... ah, there's his face*

*she wrinkled her nose*

oh my...

*she reached into her pocket and pulled out an entire tube of breath mints*

here... quick, take these, before you kill the lot of us in here just by breathing...

*she dropped the tube in his enormous... hand?... no, claw, and stepped back several times to stand at the other side*

Ewok Teka
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:43:12 PM
::climbs back in through the broken window, his left arm hanging limp and bloodied... he was limping and wielding a long-bladed, still bloodied dagger::


Ohhh, nahno sannah boh...

Iesis
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:53:46 PM
*Iesis comes in through the door, limping slightly, but licking her chops none the less*

*she goes to sit next to LV, and begins to lick her wound*

Lady Vader
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:56:01 PM
*LV looked at Iesis, not worried about the wound... she would heal*

*then she looked at the Ewok*

personally, my little furry friend, I think you would have been happier with the cat...

*she smiled not too nicely*

Nash Stolar
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:56:43 PM
:lol:

Shenraun
Apr 14th, 2001, 06:59:18 PM
*a ferocious roar is heard and this huge red scaled head comes crashing through the roof of the bar, snatches up the Ewok in it's gaping maw, and then disapears*

*Shenraun, now with his furry prize in his jaw, takes off, flying towards a small mountain in the distance*

*perhaps he'll find a dormant volcanoe there, his favorite place to reside*

Force Master Hunter
Apr 14th, 2001, 11:57:00 PM
:: FMH gets out his mobile phone::

Tank, I need the cooking program. Hurry!

:: FMH hangs up and his eyes roll into the back of his head as the cooking program downloads.::

Lets go.

:: He goes outside, then with a huge leap, lands on a speeder bike and chases the dragon thing, sees where it lands.::

Tank, I need pans. Lots of Pans.

:: He takes aim as a piece of cookware comes to his hand.....::

FORCE FRYING PAN!


WHAM! WHAM! THWACK! BANG!! CRACK!! ZINGWOOP! BING!

:: The dragon cowers at the frying pan assualt, allowing FMH to grab the ewok and run back to the B&G with it in one piece::

"Your lucky dragon. I would have wedgied you, but I cant see you wearing undies!!!!!!::

Shenraun
Apr 15th, 2001, 12:09:40 AM
*the large dragon blinked several times after the assault with several cook wares being tossed at him*

*he knew he should have put up his Force nullifying bubble in the presence of so many Force users*

*well, no matter, the Ewok was to scrawny anyways*

*Shenraun smiled as the human sped away with the very slobbered Ewok*

*he called after the human*

Hope you like your new sunroof atop the bar!

*laughing a deep gutteral laugh, he took off again in search of bigger game*