The Jedi Council

[Force Master Hunter]

Rules

No one word answers

You may not reply more than one at a time - you must wait for someone else to post

It is supposed to be funny

Is it IC

Aim : 1000 posts in thread.


:: Hunter walks into the Council room, wondering why he is in here::

[shellspark]

::frisks FMH and removes several guns::

*sigh*

No blasters in the council please.

[Dragon dlayer]

*walks in behind hunter and looks around*

"Why did I follow you?"

[Force Master Hunter]

Oh bugger. Go spoil my fun why dont you!

:p outs::

[Nupraptor]

Do you have any other arms, sir?

[Force Master Hunter]

Well, I have two arms, but I'm attached to them.

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;puts his face up against the glass window, trying to look inside the council meeting with glazed over eyes...;;

"Food..."

[TUJK]

Just how attacked are you to them... if needed, I'm sure they're removeable...

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Sees the Cizerack in the window and closes the blinds**

Darn pepping toms!

[Dragon dlayer]

*looks threw the glass window to see the cat thinge*

0.o

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Sniffs around the room, smelling food somewhere.

[Nupraptor]

I think we have a pest problem. Perhaps we should call someone to exterminate them...

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;looks at the cat thing too, because Rrraussorri himself a human. Notices that there are no cat things and looks back at the jedi who made him hallucinate, wanting food;;

[Dragon dlayer]

*turns to cirr*

"I'll race you to the food."

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Gets on her commlink and calls the ASPCA**

[amichan24]

Suddenly all the food begins levitating and Ami wakes up.

"Oops... guess that wasn't just a dream after all."

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;punches the Jedi in the face and bites into his shoulder;;

"jI wjin!!!"

[TUJK]

Hey! There'll keep the mice population down...

Now if we could train a few to eat annoying Padawans....

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Narrows his eyes at the Hyuu-mann

jI don't want anjy food now.

[Dragon dlayer]

*jumps up and tackles a slab of gungan rib out of the air and begens to eat it like the ciz do*

[Hunk Seidou]

::Hunk's stomach begins to rumble as well::

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;continues to munch on dlayer, eating away a piece of his arm;;

[Dragon dlayer]

owww *Eats a piece of Rrraussorri's leg*

[amichan24]

*looks around to see if there's any chocolate floating about*

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Throws Cat Nip at the Cizeracks and other cat things..and watches them roll all over the floor**

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;Shake's the other Hyuu-mann away from his leg and goes to hide behind Cirr.;;

[Dragon dlayer]

*jumps on cirr's back with a piece of gungan rib still in his mouth*

[Mortaniuss]

;; Waggles his fingers in the air a bit in an overly theatric manner, manifesting illusions of chocolate cupcakes in the air. ;;

[Hunk Seidou]

::presents Ami with a small box of chocolates::

Enjoy.

[Dragon dlayer]

*jumps off cirr and decks hunk*

MUHAHAHAAH!

[Force Master Hunter]

Hey, no fighting!!!!

[TUJK]

*grabs Dragon by the leg and drags him off*

No beating on my student bub.

[Dragon dlayer]

"sorry."

*takes the piece of rib and chews on it agen*

[Rrraussorri Meerrassa]

;;Snickers and runs out of thread;;

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Uses the force to send some chocolate syrup on top of DD**

Try some sugar instead of fighting. Understand

[Damel Girte]

*seeing the muffins floating in the air, she dived to get them and slammed into the wall, chocolate muffins now floating around her head in little circles along with little birdies.*

"oooh... choco....cho...."
*plop*

[Dragon dlayer]

*dumps a bucket of watter over himself to clean himself off*

[Mortaniuss]

;; The muffins now grow teeth, and begin to softly growl. ;;

[Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta]

Politely leaves the Hyuu-mann party...knowing his mistress probably requires his services elsewhere.

[Force Master Hunter]

Ahhh good. No w we are done with that insnaity...

Where can I get a seat around here?

[Mortaniuss]

;; Creates the illusion of a seat next to FMH. ;;

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Uses the force and watches a chair slide across the room hitting FMH in the back of the knees causing him to take a seat in it**

There ya go one seat.

[Mortaniuss]

;; Frowns, upset that his joke was spoiled. A moment later, however, he smiles maniacally. Suddenly, a fish appears to be swimming through the air towards Leia. ;;

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

**Doesn't see the fish illusion...She is a Jedi Master and does not fall for that trick**

**Uses the force to create a cute little rain cloud over Mortaniuss' head....all of a sudden the cloud starts to have rain trickling from it all over Mortaniuss' head**

[Mortaniuss]

OOC - Just because you're a Master doesn't mean that you don't see it, just that you should be able to discern that it's not real. :p

IC -

;; As the rain splatters onto Mortaniuss' head, he screams violently. The flesh on his face starts to shift and twist until it begins melting off the bone and pouring down his tunic. The bare skull, devoid of flesh or muscle, still continues to scream, ;;

[Force Master Hunter]

Ahhh, thank you Leia. Much obliged.

Now what is this guy doing here melting on hte carpet? Is that not a bit rude?

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

OOC: I know :p on you anyway..felt like being silly. I should have said I chose not to believe it .... :p Whatever.. :lol: SILLY

::Watches the rain to continue to fall::

::Thinks of a scene from Wizard of Oz::

"Help I'm melting.. what a cruel world.. ;)

::Turns to FMH::

You're welcome..Oh him...he's just melting. :lol:

[Mortaniuss]

;; Without warning, the skull stops screaming. The silence is almost defeaning in comparison. He turns and walks over to Force Master Hunter, his jaw working as if he were speaking, but with no sound coming out. ;;

[Selena Kyle]

::Selena walks in::

Now who's going to clean this here mess up. I most certainly not. I don't get paid enough for pick up melting brains off the floor.

::Leaves the Council Room to find a janitor::

[Force Master Hunter]

:; FMH looks at the skull person::

Can I help you?

[Firebird1]

*Trips and falls into the bar through the wall behind Leia.*
OOps sorry.

[Mortaniuss]

;; Mortaniuss holds up one finger in the "Just a Moment" motion. The liquid flesh collected upon the ground flows swiftly towards him and up his legs, making it's way towards his face once more. The enitre situation was like watching a recording in reverse. Eventually, it replaces itself on the bone and he once again has a face. ;;

"I sense something strange about you. There is something amiss. You are not who... or what you appear to be."

[Force Master Hunter]

Yes I am indeed strange. Very strange. So strange that the word strange has my picture next to it. Why you ask?

[Mortaniuss]

"Because there is much deception abound around you. You lie to everyone you meet."

[Force Master Hunter]

Oh really? And what do you think I lie about?

[Mortaniuss]

Why, you lie about what you are, of course. It's a finely crafted illusion, but one that I see through, yes.

[Leeloo Mina]

Walks in and wonders why all these strange people are in her room and lies down on a bed in the back

[Force Master Hunter]

Oh really? So what do you think is illusion and what do you think I tell people?

[Dragon dlayer]

Intresting twist this thread took

[Hunk Seidou]

::wonders if he should tell Leeloo that's his bed::

Umm...Miss...

::decides against it and just hops in with her::

[Damel Girte]

*The fanged muffins are overtaken quickly by a pack of flying pancakes.*

"whee... must... lie...down..."

*Seeing a kind of lumpy bed, and not realizing that leeloo and hunk are already there, she staggers over and collapses on top of them.*

[Hunk Seidou]

Hmmm...this bed is getting a bit crowded.

::moves around, making room for himself::

[Leeloo Mina]

OOC: I go to school and come back with an 11 year old and a man in my bed :eek:

Shoves Hunk out of the bed and rolls over onto Damel

"Bad kittie cats.."

[Nichos Marr]

What's all this talk about beds?

[Hunk Seidou]

::wakes up as he hits the cold ground...gets back up and into bed::

[Dragon dlayer]

*Uses the force to lift the bed*

[Leeloo Mina]

Kicks Damel and Hunk out of the bed and they falll of the floor

[Force Master Hunter]

:: Does a chicken dance::

[Dragon dlayer]

*catches damel but hunk falls to the floor*

Opps

[Leeloo Mina]

Throws a pilliow at FMH for using her chicken dance

[Dragon dlayer]

TTT

[Hunk Seidou]

::picks the bed up, tipping Leeloo out of it....places it back on the ground and lays down::

[Leeloo Mina]

Kicks Hunk out of the bed and jumps back in