Extra-galactic Probe

[Lord Gue]

The GE, mainly me, is planning to breach the galactic barrier and sending out a manned probe to the area outside. We hope to contact new life, and new peoples on the otherside. Who would like to join us in our expedition?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Only if the probes are armed with high powered explosives, say the equal to 10 primitive Titan Missile Nuclear Warheads.

[Nichos Marr]

According to every single source in Star Wars, that is impossible. Unless you're a Yuuzhan Vong, which I doubt you are.

One cannot go into hyperspace outside of the known Galaxy and through the great void. The great void is one big storm and would literally tear any ship, of any size, apart.

[Sieken Kasstra]

Nichos..thge man who can...has placed in his 2 cents...:-P

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

way to ruin our conquering fun

[Lady DeVille]

The title of this thread sounds like a....prison movie...

[Lord Gue]

I do know the restrictions, and I still believe that it is possibile. Given some time and research, we will breach the barrier and forge new, unseen exploration, to go beyond the limits.

BTW, im sure if ya change the second word you might have a prision movie, or other....

[Nichos Marr]

Actually, travelling outside of the known Galaxy is a form of God Moding. It's like moving a mountain, you CANNOT do it. I just explained why, if you want the reason again, I'll post it.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*starts to point out that she used to lift mountains but thinks better of it*

[Leeloo Mina]

BTW, im sure if ya change the second word you might have a prision movie, or other....

Prision isn't what came to my mind when I seen this thread..


anyway..


*starts to point out that she used to lift mountains but thinks better of it*

I think Ferris was trying to give a real world example :p

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Well Its Possible to lift a mountain. If repulsar lifts can lift a object like a Super Star Destroyer, then they can lift Mountains, Mind you, small mountains. Nothing like the Rockies. But small mountains.

[Leeloo Mina]

...He meant... gah, nevermind.

:p

[Crono katon]

Why move the mountain just below it up.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Bah, go probe your self :)

Couldnt resist :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Why move the mountain just below it up.

Leeloo, you should make these braindead friends of your learn to write. Below it up, holy crap, I was typing like that when I was in Elementry School.

For the comeback I know is coming, why dont you below it out your ear.

[Leeloo Mina]

Leeloo, you should make these braindead friends of your learn to write

Hey, don't look at me. Not my fault they can't type well..

Although I am going to bug crono when he comes up here next weekend.. must...teach... how..to...type..:p

[Crono katon]

So me can't type and ho no the other people.

[Leeloo Mina]

O_o WTF did you just say?

[Crono katon]

Not much just some stuff about not be able to type.

[Leeloo Mina]

Thought so.. I'm going to upload your sig soon..

[Nichos Marr]

I meant mountains can't be moved with the Force (Tis God Moding I believe)! Besides, the Lusankya (SSD that was pushed off Coruscant with repulsorlift technology) was not actually part of the ground like mountains are.

My point is, one cannot travel outside the known Galaxy unless they're a God-like being, not a Gue-like being :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol: I know what ya meant, twas just saying.....

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Nick, So In Darksaber, when the Jedi Shoved the fleet of Star Destroyers across the solar system was god moding? I bet that fleet weight alot more then 1 Super Star Destroyer, and if they can move that, wouldnt that also show they could proberly move mountains if they wanted to?

Maybe something that cuts through the galaxy, like jets cut through the sound barrier (more like rip it open... SONIC BOOM) We here just dont have the technology yet

[Darth Turbogeek]

That was the single biggest bits of BULL-DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- I ever saw in the EU. Darksabre is one of the saddest excuses for a Star Wars book I had the displeasure to read.

[Morgan Evanar]

^ What he said.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Hey, it was a OK book, better then the Black Fleet Crisis Crap, holy @#%$, you can rename the charachters and have a entirely new book series.

My fav. books are the kind that dont focus on the main charachters from the movies. Like the side stories. The Rogue Squadren Books and such.

[Marcus QDunn]

Sorry, but I disagree that DarkSabre was even okay. It was awful.

I was going to say the only saving grace was no Callista, then I remembered.... oh the humanity!!!!

[Sanis Prent]

Darksaber wasn't that bad...

...then again, I've only read 5 or so EU books :)

[Lady DeVille]

You're illiterate, I forgive you. ;)

[Leeloo Mina]

We really need to have someone kidnap him and force him to read books and watch movies :p

[Darth Turbogeek]

I wouldnt let my worst enemy read some of the rubbish that proports to be EU.

[Leeloo Mina]

Would you let me?

oh yeah and PAN ME AGAIN DARNIT!!!!!!!!!

I waited MONTHS for that ONE panning.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Why do you want to be panned for???????

[Lady DeVille]

She likes pain. And I mean, she *really* likes pain.

[Darth Turbogeek]

How about I wedgy her? That hurts

[Leeloo Mina]

Why do you want to be panned for???????

Jeseth asked me the same question earlier...

Well.. Why not?? And No. I wanna be panned. I love your frying pan and I wanna marry it.. so being panned is the closest I can get................. yeah, thats it.

[Darth Turbogeek]

You want to marry my frying pan???







Your are scaring me

[Leeloo Mina]

Yes!! I want you marry your frying pan!! It's SO sexy!! And that... noise.. it makes when it hits people!!

Why are you scared for? You love it or something? Afraid it'll wanna marry ME instead of you?? IS THAT IT?

[Darth Turbogeek]

Well, the Pan IS single.... but it is seeing a nice saucepan

[Leeloo Mina]

NO! I'LL MELT THE EVIL SAUCEPAN!!

Maybe it's just dating the saucepan because it doesn't think I'm intrested.. :(

[Darth Turbogeek]

How about i ask for you?

What would the Frying Pan be so interested in you for?

[Leeloo Mina]

Um..

I don't know yet!! If you could just get me a date with the pan we could find out!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Well, the pan is picky who it dates Leeloo. You'll really will have to come up with something good, cause it meets so many girls and to stand out will need something special

[Leeloo Mina]

Umm.. I have orange hair! Yes that's it.. er.. give me some time!! I'll find SOMETHING!! I will!! I just GOTTA marry that pan!!

[Nichos Marr]

Dyzm, until you address me by Nichos and not Nash, I will not dignify your argument.

[Leeloo Mina]

What about "Ferris"?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

How bout Nick, Nick Nack Pady Whack

[Firebird1]

So Leeloo wants to marry the pan?


o_0


So, when is the date for the marrage....

[Leeloo Mina]

The pan and I haven't been on a date yet :(

[Lady DeVille]

I was going to say that this thread was too weird, but then I remembered where I was posting. ;)

[Leeloo Mina]

:D Weirdness is a given here.

[Lord Gue]

now, what the hell does digress mean again?

[Morgan Evanar]

www.dictionary.com

[Leeloo Mina]

LOOK, A FLYING PIG!

[Crono katon]

"its a plane its a bird on it a pig"

[Leeloo Mina]

*shoots Crono*

It's a dead body.

How DO you say that? Kira says "Cro-no" And I sometimes say "Cra-no" what is it?!!

[Crono katon]

Chro-no

In the game Its Chrono but I didnt like the h so I left it out so

[Leeloo Mina]

Okiesesesesese... What game? :b

[Crono katon]

Chrono trigger

Pretty cool rpg going to get Chrono Cross some time!

[Leeloo Mina]

Freak.

[Crono katon]

why say that I dont have a thing for pans.

[Leeloo Mina]

That makes you EVEN freakier!

[Lord Gue]

[i]Throws a bucket of water on the two and runs

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*growls at Gue's sig* for the millionth time, take that out.....

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

You should Scratch his eyes out. Then string out his guts and fly a kite with it.

[Lord Gue]

yeah, she could, but I think he'd like that too much...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

take that out baka! *growls* or Seer won't help you fix your fleet!

[Lord Gue]

Thas not cool! How can you turn an OOC thing into a reason to not do an IC thing?

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

technically, its only half OOC, its in your sig, that makes in IC, and she IC, dosent like it

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

it vexes me therefore that carries over.....I've told you I don't like it......the fleet part was only to get your attention that it bugs me.....*yawns* gtg, ja ne minna.....

[Lord Gue]

Well, its not like its sprayed all over a wall on Coruscant, so her character would never see it, therfore IC it wouldnt cary over. It just shows what he thinks of her IC. Now, I didnt make the sig, so I cant take it out, nor would I want to mess with the sig either, I just love what hes done with it this time.

[Leeloo Mina]

*yawns* gtg, ja ne minna.....


Mina?!! THATS MY NAME!!!!

CURSE YOU!!!

*gets soaked by the water and shrughs*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

oi, thats japanese, hasami atama leeloo des

(Not sure if thats right, I'm out of practice)

[Leeloo Mina]

I knew that, I was just messing with her. :p

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Gue, the fact of the matter is that I don't like it, if you wanted to do that, it should have been cleared with me first....and the fact that you didn't make the sig is not an excuse, you've had two sigs that have said that line and honestly if someone else made it for you, it's just as simple as asking them to take it out.....lol Dyzm and Leeloo......

[Leeloo Mina]

Leeloo?! WHERE?!!

<font color=red size=1>Jumps onto a table and starts to sing

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!! WAY UP HIGH!!! THERES A LAND THAT I HEARD OF, ONCE IN A LULLABY

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew?

[Leeloo Mina]

FRig.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

oi?

[Leeloo Mina]

I want some food, but we don't have any.. and it's 5 in the morning, and today is wensday, tomorrow is thanksgiving, which means I'm going to either be forced to go eat yucky stuff in some other city, where my mom grew up, or I'll be forced to eat, eh, okay stuff and get yelled at if I don't eat very much... because my mom thinks it's because I don't like the food, not that I might be NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH TO EAT ALL THAT CRAP..


I dislike Thanksgiving...

[Darth Turbogeek]

So do turkeys

[Leeloo Mina]

Can you blame them?

[Darth Turbogeek]

Yes I can :)

:: WHAMM!!!::

Dont mind me, just felt like panning you again

[Leeloo Mina]

Hits the floor

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks ^_^

Gets up and dances around

[Darth Turbogeek]

Nonononono

The music playing is for the quickstep. LIke this...

:: Does the quickstep around the room::

[Leeloo Mina]

Watches DT dance around

O_o... you need to spend less time around me.

[Darth Turbogeek]

No, I like dancing. I go to ballroom dancing regularly.

Wanna waltz?

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/eek3.gif ALT=":eek3"> I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

[Leeloo Mina]

Ahhhhh.. I see. And nah, dancing something other than the chicken dance or whatever I make up.. is EVIL!!!

<img src=http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/crazya.gif ALT=":b"> I like this one! It's ME!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Nah, you want a weird dance, you need to learn the Gypsy Tap.

Now that is a weird ass dance if I ever saw one.

<img src=http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/cwm/thinkerg.gif ALT=":idea">


I can always do the Funky Kitten Dance!

[Leeloo Mina]

Hmmmmmmm.... must learn Gypsy Tap.

Uh.. The...Furry kitten dance?

[Darth Turbogeek]

No, Funky Kitten. It's the dance they do when I get their food out and they go psycho as a result. Absolutly amazing

[Leeloo Mina]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My cats do a version of that.. They don't go that psycho, though.

[Darth Turbogeek]

All I have to do is yell out "YUM YUM YUM!!" and the result is amazing. They can be asleep, playing five miles away, but there is a kitten ramage for the food bowls and then maulings if food is not produced.

<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/edoom/biggerGrin.gif ALT=":grin">

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> !!!! That's just crazy! How'd you end up with crazy kittens and I got rather normal ones?

[Darth Turbogeek]

They took after me I think. The oldest cat I have beats up dogs and the postman.


<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/dvv/asthanos.gif ALT=":bad"> kitten he is <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> Aw, how cute! My cats are wimps ^_^

I think they took after me hehe.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Hmmm, maybe my cats took after me.


Actually, that's a scary thought.

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/sick.gif ALT=":x">

[Leeloo Mina]

Sees little kittens running around with little pans, panning other little kittens



<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> !

[Darth Turbogeek]

Cool idea. I must train them and send them out as my army, to take over the earth! ph34r my mad azz k1773n h3rd1nz 5k177z!!

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/devil.gif ALT=":evil">

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> !!!

And to think, it's my fault.

hmmm.. Would they pan me? if so.. YAY!!!

SEND THEM OUT TODAY!

[Darth Turbogeek]

RELEASE...... THE KITTENS!!!!


:: Thousands of kittens jump out of the garage and onward to take over the world!!::

<img src=http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/cwm/thinkerg.gif ALT=":idea">


<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/edoom/hideing_behind_computer.gif ALT=":hiding">

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> !!!


watches them take off and hides behind DT

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*watches kitties* odd....

[Nash Stolar]

O_o .... Intresting

[Master Yoghurt]

<img src=http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/confused/OOooh.gif ALT=":???">

**Watches as kittens starts to take over the forum**

<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat">

<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/otn/cat.gif ALT=":cat2">

Yog runs for cover ==> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/edoom/theyareontome.gif ALT=":scared">

[Nash Stolar]

you love the new icons don't ya yog?

[Master Yoghurt]

Yep, cant have to many of them either. <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/yoda.gif ALT=":yoda">

<img src=http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/violent/itschy.gif ALT=":duel2">

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> !

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/eat_arrow.gif ALT=":hungry">

Eats some ramen noodles

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*gives kitties catnip*

<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat"> <img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/animals/catsmiley.gif ALT=":cat">

<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/otn/cat.gif ALT=":cat2">

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Looks outside to see thousands and thousands of kittens armed with Pans marching down the street**

Hmmm...

**Walks outside, unwraps the hose, and starts to spary the kittens. It takes a while, but using only pans, the kittens couldn't get close enough to hit him. After awhile all the kittens run away soaking wet and mewing loudly**

And Thats That...

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Hundreds of cats, suddenly attack Dyzm and bury him in used kitty litter::

Sorry, some cats ARENT hydrophobes

[Leeloo Mina]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> ! Very, very few... DT has taken all these 'super' cats and bred them

[Crono katon]

*throws cat nip to the cat*

"Kill every one, you evil cats from Hell"

*looks around and see every one standing there looking at him*

"Sorry wont happen again"

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm with crono.. end the horrible human race!! Cats should rule the world!

[Crono katon]

No they shouldnt. I should rule the world.

[Leeloo Mina]

No. You're a human, you deserve to die. We all do.

[Crono katon]

No I will rule the cats by giving them a never ending supply of Cat Nip.

*Opens the door and throws cat nip out*

[Leeloo Mina]

Till they tire of it and eat you.

[Crono katon]

"YES BUT UNTELL THEN I WILL BE GOD!!!!!"

*opens the door again throws more cat nip*

[Leeloo Mina]

hehe.. Falls asleep

[Crono katon]

*suffs poocorn up her nose*

"No sleep"
ooc--tell I have have to get off hehehehehehehehehe

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Cats run in and bury Crono neck deep in kitty litter::

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Climbs out** O sure, they bury him only to his neck, it will take weeks to get this stuff out of my clothes... But it sure smells good! What kind of brand do you use?

[Darth Turbogeek]

Gritty Kitty.... what else?

[Darth Turbogeek]

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/puke.gif ALT=":bleh">

<img src=http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/otn/cat.gif ALT=":cat2">

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/Looking_anim.gif ALT=":confused">

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/fart2.gif ALT=":fart2">

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/ninja1.gif ALT=":ninja">

Did I mention I love these smileys?

[Leeloo Mina]

About 50 times now <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

<img src=http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/tongue/lickout.gif ALT=":lick"> <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/corkysm60.gif ALT=":float">

Lick your face and you'll magicly float!!

[Crono katon]

*digs his self out of the cats*

"NO my great plan to take over the world was stoped"

*sets down and thinks of anther one*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Fool, read the Speech I made for Speech Class. It was a 13 minute explanitory speech on how to Conquer the World.

Sure, Weed Bombing China and getting them all high sounds a bit extreme... Not to mention Crazy, but it would WORK!

[Crono katon]

Quote:
Are you thinking what im thinking pinky.
I think so but where are going to get all that cheese Brain



"I bet it would work you should try it."
"But would I do with all this cat nip I bought to TAKE OVER THE WORLD"